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2013-11-03 09:41:56 AM
You could whip those out at a cocktail party.
 
2013-11-03 10:17:37 AM
You mom loves them......
 
2013-11-03 10:17:47 AM
The largest penis ever to be medically verified was 13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches in circumference

Sweet mother of god.

I assume that's erect?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-11-03 10:26:28 AM
"So many newborn males greet the world with an erection that the sexologist William Masters in his earlier obstetric days set himself the challenge of trying to cut the umbilical cord before it happened," writes Hickman.

Please please please cut the right cord.
 
2013-11-03 10:42:33 AM

miss diminutive: The largest penis ever to be medically verified was 13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches in circumference

Sweet mother of god.

I assume that's erect?


I think it was when they measured.
I was just a fetus then, though...
 
2013-11-03 11:13:01 AM

miss diminutive: The largest penis ever to be medically verified was 13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches in circumference

Sweet mother of god.

I assume that's erect?



Always be cautious of the guys who say they are embarrassed that they have a dick like a little baby.  Sometimes they mean 13.5 inches, 7 pounds 9 ounces.
 
2013-11-03 11:19:42 AM
Probably SFW?
 
2013-11-03 11:20:29 AM
The chicks love circumcisions.

cdn.scragged.com
 
2013-11-03 11:21:15 AM
Asparagus gets a bad rap for causing gnarly-tasting semen, but "red meat and dairy produce are said to result in the least pleasant flavour." I suspect an information-suppression campaign by Ruth's Chris.

I always thought being able to flavor your jizz was a myth. It's not? Any farkettes care to weigh in?
 
2013-11-03 11:24:47 AM

abhorrent1: Asparagus gets a bad rap for causing gnarly-tasting semen, but "red meat and dairy produce are said to result in the least pleasant flavour." I suspect an information-suppression campaign by Ruth's Chris.

I always thought being able to flavor your jizz was a myth. It's not? Any farkettes care to weigh in?


Are you discriminating the gays with that question?

/not gay
//just know how Fark works.
 
2013-11-03 11:25:23 AM

miss diminutive: The largest penis ever to be medically verified was 13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches in circumference

Sweet mother of god.

I assume that's erect?


I wonder who the fluffer was before said measurement

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-03 11:25:45 AM
The average vagina is three to four inches deep.

I'm gonna have to disagree. I might not be hung like a horse, but even I know you can go quite a bit deeper than that. I think the three to four inches is the limit of the "feels good" section.
 
2013-11-03 11:27:03 AM

abhorrent1: Asparagus gets a bad rap for causing gnarly-tasting semen, but "red meat and dairy produce are said to result in the least pleasant flavour." I suspect an information-suppression campaign by Ruth's Chris.

I always thought being able to flavor your jizz was a myth. It's not? Any farkettes care to weigh in?


I've been drinking mountain dew every day for more than 30 years. I've been told mine's pretty good, kinda sweet.
 
2013-11-03 11:27:25 AM
I haven't seen one in years?
 
2013-11-03 11:28:37 AM
So men with big balls are supposed to be cheaters? I think my lazy alcoholic part must have overridden that. That and taunting them with wicker furniture.
 
2013-11-03 11:28:59 AM
11) My penis head is currently right behind your ear.
 
2013-11-03 11:31:02 AM

abhorrent1: Asparagus gets a bad rap for causing gnarly-tasting semen, but "red meat and dairy produce are said to result in the least pleasant flavour." I suspect an information-suppression campaign by Ruth's Chris.

I always thought being able to flavor your jizz was a myth. It's not? Any farkettes care to weigh in?


Not that I would know from experience, but I do know that your body will give off different odors depending on your diet, like eating fatty or greasy foods will make your skin more oily.
 
2013-11-03 11:31:04 AM

bim1154: abhorrent1: Asparagus gets a bad rap for causing gnarly-tasting semen, but "red meat and dairy produce are said to result in the least pleasant flavour." I suspect an information-suppression campaign by Ruth's Chris.

I always thought being able to flavor your jizz was a myth. It's not? Any farkettes care to weigh in?

Are you discriminating the gays with that question?

/not gay
//just know how Fark works.


Nope. They're welcome to chime in as well.  I've heard it tastes like bleach? I think it's a myth cause there would be a lot more BJs for guys if they could make it taste like pumpkin or something.
 
2013-11-03 11:32:51 AM

Shift_Left_Political: I haven't seen one in years?


are you asking for WIE?
 
2013-11-03 11:33:28 AM

abhorrent1: bim1154: abhorrent1: Asparagus gets a bad rap for causing gnarly-tasting semen, but "red meat and dairy produce are said to result in the least pleasant flavour." I suspect an information-suppression campaign by Ruth's Chris.

I always thought being able to flavor your jizz was a myth. It's not? Any farkettes care to weigh in?

Are you discriminating the gays with that question?

/not gay
//just know how Fark works.

Nope. They're welcome to chime in as well.  I've heard it tastes like bleach? I think it's a myth cause there would be a lot more BJs for guys if they could make it taste like pumpkin or something.


I've been told the more sugar you eat, the more sweet it will be. Sometimes I wake up and my girlfriend has a funnel stuffed into my mouth and she's pouring in pancake syrup.
 
2013-11-03 11:34:07 AM

leevis: abhorrent1: Asparagus gets a bad rap for causing gnarly-tasting semen, but "red meat and dairy produce are said to result in the least pleasant flavour." I suspect an information-suppression campaign by Ruth's Chris.

I always thought being able to flavor your jizz was a myth. It's not? Any farkettes care to weigh in?

I've been drinking mountain dew every day for more than 30 years. I've been told mine's pretty good, kinda sweet.


Supposedly eating pineapple is a good thing, flavor-wise.
 
2013-11-03 11:34:14 AM

abhorrent1: bim1154: abhorrent1: Asparagus gets a bad rap for causing gnarly-tasting semen, but "red meat and dairy produce are said to result in the least pleasant flavour." I suspect an information-suppression campaign by Ruth's Chris.

I always thought being able to flavor your jizz was a myth. It's not? Any farkettes care to weigh in?

Are you discriminating the gays with that question?

/not gay
//just know how Fark works.

Nope. They're welcome to chime in as well.  I've heard it tastes like bleach? I think it's a myth cause there would be a lot more BJs for guys if they could make it taste like pumpkin or something.


My God, the fortune that could be made off that patent...
 
2013-11-03 11:34:40 AM
I only shoot Pumpkin spice semen.

/with a hint of cinnamon, so I'm told.
 
2013-11-03 11:35:08 AM

Robert Poopsmith: I've been told the more sugar you eat, the more sweet it will be. Sometimes I wake up and my girlfriend has a funnel stuffed into my mouth and she's pouring in pancake syrup.


So, what you call morning wood, she calls breakfast in bed?
 
2013-11-03 11:35:35 AM
Hickman reports cases of women feeding dismembered penises to farm-life and one wife in India who attached her husband's severed member to a helium balloon.

0_o
 -_-
0_o
 
2013-11-03 11:35:47 AM

abhorrent1: bim1154: abhorrent1: Asparagus gets a bad rap for causing gnarly-tasting semen, but "red meat and dairy produce are said to result in the least pleasant flavour." I suspect an information-suppression campaign by Ruth's Chris.

I always thought being able to flavor your jizz was a myth. It's not? Any farkettes care to weigh in?

Are you discriminating the gays with that question?

/not gay
//just know how Fark works.

Nope. They're welcome to chime in as well.  I've heard it tastes like bleach? I think it's a myth cause there would be a lot more BJs for guys if they could make it taste like pumpkin or something.


Snot. It tastes like snot.
 
2013-11-03 11:36:02 AM

miss diminutive: The largest penis ever to be medically verified was 13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches in circumference

Sweet mother of god.

I assume that's erect?


Jonah Falcon
 
2013-11-03 11:36:07 AM

Jesus Farking Christ: My God, the fortune that could be made off that patent...


starbucks probably already owns it.
 
2013-11-03 11:36:10 AM

abhorrent1: bim1154: abhorrent1: Asparagus gets a bad rap for causing gnarly-tasting semen, but "red meat and dairy produce are said to result in the least pleasant flavour." I suspect an information-suppression campaign by Ruth's Chris.

I always thought being able to flavor your jizz was a myth. It's not? Any farkettes care to weigh in?

Are you discriminating the gays with that question?

/not gay
//just know how Fark works.

Nope. They're welcome to chime in as well.  I've heard it tastes like bleach? I think it's a myth cause there would be a lot more BJs for guys if they could make it taste like pumpkin or something.


The flavour definitely changes, though I dunno what causes it. I guess different foods are as good a culprit as anything,
 
Rat
2013-11-03 11:36:10 AM
Trying to make it taste like a caramel macchiato on a daily basis.  There has to be a trick to it but I've not quite caught on.

©
 
2013-11-03 11:37:30 AM
www.buyam.com.ng
 
2013-11-03 11:40:46 AM
"Chained to a little madman".  Guess whose member just got a new name...
 
2013-11-03 11:40:54 AM
www.buffalo.com

Penis mightier than the sword.
 
2013-11-03 11:42:25 AM
Four comments into the Salon article's thread, and somebody starts ranting about Leftist penises.
 
2013-11-03 11:42:45 AM

abhorrent1: Nope. They're welcome to chime in as well.  I've heard it tastes like bleach? I think it's a myth cause there would be a lot more BJs for guys if they could make it taste like pumpkin or something.


If it tasted like bleach - nobody would give blowjobs.

/most just taste salty to me
 
2013-11-03 11:46:31 AM

lordjupiter: Hickman reports cases of women feeding dismembered penises to farm-life and one wife in India who attached her husband's severed member to a helium balloon.

0_o
 -_-
0_o


That's a sure way to get a rise out of him.
 
2013-11-03 11:46:40 AM

miss diminutive: The largest penis ever to be medically verified was 13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches in circumference

Sweet mother of god.

I assume that's erect?


Yeah, but they measured from the balls so they might not have got my measurement right.
 
2013-11-03 11:46:51 AM

leevis: The average vagina is three to four inches deep.

I'm gonna have to disagree. I might not be hung like a horse, but even I know you can go quite a bit deeper than that. I think the three to four inches is the limit of the "feels good" section.


3-4" is correct, however when sexually aroused the vagina expands.
 
2013-11-03 11:47:46 AM
So, penis thread?

Sounds like a really unfortunate hygene product.
 
2013-11-03 11:52:42 AM
img1.fark.net
 
2013-11-03 11:53:04 AM
I'm guessing there's a fair percentage of Farkers here that have low self-esteem or self-loathing. That's a logical conclusion in this day and age.
If you masturbate but don't like yourself then it isn't self-love.
Does it follow then that those Farkers that don't love or like themselves, but do masturbate, are rapists?
And if so, is that a crime? Self-molestation?
 
2013-11-03 11:54:07 AM

cheap_thoughts: abhorrent1: bim1154: abhorrent1: Asparagus gets a bad rap for causing gnarly-tasting semen, but "red meat and dairy produce are said to result in the least pleasant flavour." I suspect an information-suppression campaign by Ruth's Chris.

I always thought being able to flavor your jizz was a myth. It's not? Any farkettes care to weigh in?

Are you discriminating the gays with that question?

/not gay
//just know how Fark works.

Nope. They're welcome to chime in as well.  I've heard it tastes like bleach? I think it's a myth cause there would be a lot more BJs for guys if they could make it taste like pumpkin or something.

Snot. It tastes like snot.


How do you know what snot tastes like?
 
2013-11-03 11:54:27 AM
Robert Poopsmith:

I've been told the more sugar you eat, the more sweet it will be. Sometimes I wake up and my girlfriend has a funnel stuffed into my mouth and she's pouring in pancake syrup.

Everybody wins!
 
2013-11-03 11:56:48 AM
You can tie them up in ribbons, you can slip them in your socks?

/Abbey Road E.P.?
 
2013-11-03 11:57:15 AM
I have actually pulled a #4 at least once, possibly twice

though they may have been sprains
 
2013-11-03 11:58:51 AM

YoOjo: I'm guessing there's a fair percentage of Farkers here that have low self-esteem or self-loathing. That's a logical conclusion in this day and age.
If you masturbate but don't like yourself then it isn't self-love.
Does it follow then that those Farkers that don't love or like themselves, but do masturbate, are rapists?
And if so, is that a crime? Self-molestation?


No crime, just grudge-wanking.
 
2013-11-03 11:58:54 AM
1) It's a penis.
 
2013-11-03 11:59:24 AM

YoOjo: I'm guessing there's a fair percentage of Farkers here that have low self-esteem or self-loathing.


Yeah...And?
 
2013-11-03 12:00:39 PM

YoOjo: Does it follow then that those Farkers that don't love or like themselves, but do masturbate, are rapists?
And if so, is that a crime? Self-molestation?


It's just role-playing...the safe word is 'pretzel'.


/no don't stop, I was just telling these guys!!
 
2013-11-03 12:00:43 PM

numbone: [www.buyam.com.ng image 475x800]


If you're with a good woman in the first place, that would be like dumping generic ketchup on a fine steak.
 
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