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2013-11-03 12:05:15 PM  
4 votes:
Your Better Off Dead quotes in this thread will be gauged along with a rating of one to ten on your style, which will be judged solely by me and my vast expertise of posting technique.
2013-11-03 12:56:34 PM  
2 votes:

Orgasmatron138: Somacandra: Your Better Off Dead quotes in this thread will be gauged along with a rating of one to ten on your style, which will be judged solely by me and my vast expertise of posting technique.

FARK threads used to truly be a sight to behold. They were once great; now, a study in mopishness. No longer the victory hungry posts we've read so many times before, but pathetic, washed up, aged memes.


You are now reading this in an Asian Howard Cosell voice
2013-11-03 12:14:10 PM  
2 votes:

FrancoFile: I read TFA.

Why isn't this guy being charged with attempted murder?  It sounds like he deliberately sprayed her with flames.


That. This makes it pretty clear:

A gas station surveillance video released by Hudgens shows the couple standing outside the truck near the gas nozzle when Austin Dawkins appeared to ignite his cigarette lighter and then lower his hand to the nozzle. The video shows flame shooting from the nozzle and burning Jessica Dawkins while Austin Dawkins rushes to remove the nozzle.

Lighting a cig while fueling would be reckless endangerment. This is clearly attempted murder.
2013-11-03 02:40:23 PM  
1 vote:
I've been visiting Fark for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.

/This is now a Curtis Armstrong thread.
2013-11-03 01:37:29 PM  
1 vote:
one of my favorite movies...  I salute you subby.
2013-11-03 01:08:01 PM  
1 vote:
Go that way... really fast!
If something gets in your way... turn.
2013-11-03 12:48:49 PM  
1 vote:
Your book on how to pick up trashy women is here.
2013-11-03 12:43:51 PM  
1 vote:
This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
2013-11-03 12:42:13 PM  
1 vote:
I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!

/i know, wrong movie
2013-11-03 12:40:22 PM  
1 vote:

Somacandra: Your Better Off Dead quotes in this thread will be gauged along with a rating of one to ten on your style, which will be judged solely by me and my vast expertise of posting technique.


FARK threads used to truly be a sight to behold. They were once great; now, a study in mopishness. No longer the victory hungry posts we've read so many times before, but pathetic, washed up, aged memes.
2013-11-03 12:15:59 PM  
1 vote:

Prank Monkey: you know, like OctoPUSS


Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Tentacles; big Difference.
2013-11-03 12:15:11 PM  
1 vote:

wiredroach: Prank Monkey: We are from the planet of the toes and we bring you...... PRODUCE!!!!

Wrong film...but still funny.


I know, my 80's John Cusack get's all jumbled. Add Bobcat Goldthwait into the mix and it just blends everything into a slurry of yelling and pants pissing
2013-11-03 12:14:00 PM  
1 vote:
You know, the international language...LOVE!
2013-11-03 12:10:16 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like he bought something sold or processed.
2013-11-03 12:04:13 PM  
1 vote:
Didn't ask for a dime, two dollars.  Cash.

farm8.staticflickr.com
2013-11-03 12:02:10 PM  
1 vote:
I read TFA.

Why isn't this guy being charged with attempted murder?  It sounds like he deliberately sprayed her with flames.
2013-11-03 12:00:55 PM  
1 vote:
You see Johnny my brother got his arm caught in the microwave and my grandmother dropped acidvsnd freaked out and hijacked a bus full of penguins so its kind of a bad time right now
2013-11-03 12:00:21 PM  
1 vote:

Prank Monkey: It's OK he had his testicles all over me


Lane....you are really.....bringing me over, man.
2013-11-03 11:58:45 AM  
1 vote:
i5.photobucket.com
2013-11-03 11:58:20 AM  
1 vote:
It's OK he had his testicles all over me
2013-11-03 11:23:32 AM  
1 vote:
It's a shame when people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.
 
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