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2013-11-03 11:23:32 AM
It's a shame when people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.
 
2013-11-03 11:58:20 AM
It's OK he had his testicles all over me
 
2013-11-03 11:58:45 AM
i5.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-03 11:59:03 AM
you know, like OctoPUSS
 
2013-11-03 11:59:22 AM
And to drink....Peru!
 
2013-11-03 12:00:21 PM

Prank Monkey: It's OK he had his testicles all over me


Lane....you are really.....bringing me over, man.
 
2013-11-03 12:00:55 PM
You see Johnny my brother got his arm caught in the microwave and my grandmother dropped acidvsnd freaked out and hijacked a bus full of penguins so its kind of a bad time right now
 
2013-11-03 12:02:10 PM
I read TFA.

Why isn't this guy being charged with attempted murder?  It sounds like he deliberately sprayed her with flames.
 
2013-11-03 12:02:37 PM
We are from the planet of the toes and we bring you...... PRODUCE!!!!
 
2013-11-03 12:04:13 PM
Didn't ask for a dime, two dollars.  Cash.

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-11-03 12:05:15 PM
Your Better Off Dead quotes in this thread will be gauged along with a rating of one to ten on your style, which will be judged solely by me and my vast expertise of posting technique.
 
2013-11-03 12:05:27 PM

Prank Monkey: We are from the planet of the toes and we bring you...... PRODUCE!!!!


Wrong film...but still funny.
 
2013-11-03 12:10:16 PM
Sounds like he bought something sold or processed.
 
2013-11-03 12:14:00 PM
You know, the international language...LOVE!
 
2013-11-03 12:14:10 PM

FrancoFile: I read TFA.

Why isn't this guy being charged with attempted murder?  It sounds like he deliberately sprayed her with flames.


That. This makes it pretty clear:

A gas station surveillance video released by Hudgens shows the couple standing outside the truck near the gas nozzle when Austin Dawkins appeared to ignite his cigarette lighter and then lower his hand to the nozzle. The video shows flame shooting from the nozzle and burning Jessica Dawkins while Austin Dawkins rushes to remove the nozzle.

Lighting a cig while fueling would be reckless endangerment. This is clearly attempted murder.
 
2013-11-03 12:14:54 PM

FrancoFile: I read TFA.

Why isn't this guy being charged with attempted murder?  It sounds like he deliberately sprayed her with flames.


Came here to say something like this.  The description of the video sounds deliberate.
 
2013-11-03 12:15:11 PM

wiredroach: Prank Monkey: We are from the planet of the toes and we bring you...... PRODUCE!!!!

Wrong film...but still funny.


I know, my 80's John Cusack get's all jumbled. Add Bobcat Goldthwait into the mix and it just blends everything into a slurry of yelling and pants pissing
 
2013-11-03 12:15:59 PM

Prank Monkey: you know, like OctoPUSS


Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Tentacles; big Difference.
 
2013-11-03 12:23:26 PM
Should have took the last train, instead.
 
2013-11-03 12:26:16 PM
I'm not sure they're using any definition of the word "accident" that I am aware of.
 
2013-11-03 12:27:58 PM

Prank Monkey: We are from the planet of the toes and we bring you...... PRODUCE!!!!


That's one crazy summer
 
2013-11-03 12:29:18 PM

ChubbyTiger: Sounds like he bought something sold or processed.


That's say anything.
 
2013-11-03 12:36:01 PM

tripleseven: ChubbyTiger: Sounds like he bought something sold or processed.

That's say anything.


You are just no fun. No fun at all. Correcting 80's movies and shiat. Must be bland in your world
 
2013-11-03 12:40:22 PM

Somacandra: Your Better Off Dead quotes in this thread will be gauged along with a rating of one to ten on your style, which will be judged solely by me and my vast expertise of posting technique.


FARK threads used to truly be a sight to behold. They were once great; now, a study in mopishness. No longer the victory hungry posts we've read so many times before, but pathetic, washed up, aged memes.
 
2013-11-03 12:42:13 PM
I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!

/i know, wrong movie
 
2013-11-03 12:43:51 PM
This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
 
2013-11-03 12:48:06 PM

danielscissorhands: I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!

/i know, wrong movie


May be the wrong movie, but I love that scene, thought he said I'm proud of my dead gay son, either way, it's classic.
 
2013-11-03 12:48:49 PM
Your book on how to pick up trashy women is here.
 
2013-11-03 12:56:34 PM

Orgasmatron138: Somacandra: Your Better Off Dead quotes in this thread will be gauged along with a rating of one to ten on your style, which will be judged solely by me and my vast expertise of posting technique.

FARK threads used to truly be a sight to behold. They were once great; now, a study in mopishness. No longer the victory hungry posts we've read so many times before, but pathetic, washed up, aged memes.


You are now reading this in an Asian Howard Cosell voice
 
2013-11-03 01:08:01 PM
Go that way... really fast!
If something gets in your way... turn.
 
2013-11-03 01:20:57 PM
Greendale is a bodaciously small town, Lane. A fly speck on the map, a rest stop on the way to the ski slope. I can't even get real drugs here!
 
2013-11-03 01:37:29 PM
one of my favorite movies...  I salute you subby.
 
2013-11-03 01:51:42 PM
You know, I could be at home right now, drinking this monster egg nogg my brother makes with lighter fluid
 
2013-11-03 02:10:02 PM

Prank Monkey: tripleseven: ChubbyTiger: Sounds like he bought something sold or processed.

That's say anything.

You are just no fun. No fun at all. Correcting 80's movies and shiat. Must be bland in your world


It would be nice to think that since I was 14, times have changed. Internet forums have become more sophisticated. Their posters less cruel. Skins thicker. Instincts more developed. But there seems to be an element of that afternoon in everything that's happened to me since. All my FARK stories are a scrambled version of that first one.
 
2013-11-03 02:36:09 PM
Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
 
2013-11-03 02:40:23 PM
I've been visiting Fark for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.

/This is now a Curtis Armstrong thread.
 
2013-11-03 02:40:25 PM
Finally found a way Subby's mom won't blow.
 
2013-11-03 02:54:24 PM
fronch toast?!?!
 
2013-11-03 03:13:00 PM

tripleseven: ChubbyTiger: Sounds like he bought something sold or processed.

That's say anything.


Son of a .... I, like several others around here, get my 80s John Cusak minutes all mixed up. It hardly matters - they all rocked.
 
2013-11-03 03:37:53 PM
My pencil is girthy
 
2013-11-03 03:38:31 PM
My pencil is girthy....
 
2013-11-03 04:16:43 PM
These are interesting facts. You do the math.
 
2013-11-03 04:21:18 PM
Pat the pig.
 
2013-11-03 04:56:34 PM
And french fries.
 
2013-11-03 05:33:26 PM

Zizzowop: danielscissorhands: I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!

/i know, wrong movie

May be the wrong movie, but I love that scene, thought he said I'm proud of my dead gay son, either way, it's classic.


Yeah, it's: "I love my dead gay son."

Here is the clip. ;)
 
2013-11-03 05:45:06 PM
KEEEEYYYYSSSS!
 
2013-11-03 05:47:34 PM
This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2013-11-03 07:37:02 PM
You'll make a fine little helper, what's your name?
 
2013-11-03 07:54:35 PM

laststarfighter: Pat the pig.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-03 08:46:12 PM

Somacandra: Your Better Off Dead quotes in this thread will be gauged along with a rating of one to ten on your style, which will be judged solely by me and my vast expertise of posting technique.


Stalin!
 
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