miss diminutive: Police say they investigated the incident and they believe this was a matter of poor judgment. No charges will be filed.Probably because they couldn't narrow down any supects.
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Tricks for treats.
Schmerd1948: Hey, the card says "Forbidden Fruit". What's wrong with trying to get kids to eat more fruit? Expeshuly on Halloween.I don't unnerstan you peoples.
AverageAmericanGuy: Why would you take your kids to an adult toy shop for trick or treating?
Mirandized: FTFA: Tracy Baker said she found two business cards in her 2-year-old granddaughter's candy stash.Why wasn't granny (or better yet, mom) along while the two-year-old was trick or treating? How did she "find" the cards? This implies that the kid was sent out and returned with the stuff, or wasn't accompanied to the door. Also, this would have to be one precocious two-year-old to be able to know what an adult business card (or any business card) was.
Good Behavior Day: I'm going with theory that the kid's mom works for this business and one of the neighbors handed out the cards to her kids to do some real-life trolling.
Strobeguy: Could have at least included a condom.
skinink: Well, not every woman grows up and gets a respectable job...
Lady Indica: It's tacky to market anything on Halloween, beyond that...meh.
Steep Spiral: Got one of these in Tucson. Except the lady handed it to "Mom" (who was walking our two year old to the door) with a smile/wink and said "here's a treat for Mommy"...
Some Coke Drinking Guy: As a single father, who takes his child trick-o-treating, specifically so he can hit on slutty dressed witches, I am wondering what kind of demographic they were planning on marketing to?
Lady Indica: AverageAmericanGuy: Why would you take your kids to an adult toy shop for trick or treating?Candy ball gags?(Actually has one, giant jawbreaker from SF store)
ZeroCorpse: Geez. Holidays are commercialized enough already. Any of you douchebags who tries to advertise your business in Christmas gifts or Halloween candy can just go f♥ck yourself.But then, this is the mindset of a lot of these home-based business pyramid assholes. I know. I lived in Grand Rapids, Michigan, the home of Amway, where these people would wander through grocery stores bugging shoppers, sticking business cards in products on the shelves, and do anything they could to drag your ass to one of their weird cult-like meetings. They practically sing:One of usOne of usGooble GobbleGooble GobbleRecruit your momRecruit your dadDiamond LevelDiamond LevelDownstream paysYou get a boatGooble GobbleGooble GobbleGod is moneyGod is moneyBuy a starter kit or you're nothingBuy a starter kit or you're poor!/Actually, an Amway recruitment meeting in GR is kind of like a fundamentalist church revival where God is money.
Mouren: Oh no, their precious little brains will explode if they see a nipple!
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