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(MyFox Atlanta)   I'll see your anti-abortion fliers in Halloween bags and raise you Passion Parties business cards in with the kids' candy   (myfoxatlanta.com) divider line 55
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2013-11-03 09:58:58 AM
Police say they investigated the incident and they believe this was a matter of poor judgment. No charges will be filed.

Probably because they couldn't narrow down any supects.
 
2013-11-03 10:13:11 AM

miss diminutive: Police say they investigated the incident and they believe this was a matter of poor judgment. No charges will be filed.

Probably because they couldn't narrow down any supects.


How about the fact that no sexually explicit material was distributed.
 
2013-11-03 10:13:34 AM
Tricks for treats.
 
2013-11-03 10:17:52 AM
As a single father, who takes his child trick-o-treating, specifically so he can hit on slutty dressed witches, I am wondering what kind of demographic they were planning on marketing to?
 
2013-11-03 10:18:57 AM
Jesus, the sentimentality in the world makes me gag. Of all the websites a two year old could access, there are none.
 
2013-11-03 10:19:26 AM
It's tacky to market anything on Halloween, beyond that...meh.
 
2013-11-03 10:19:51 AM
Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear. If this sounds good to you, please call....
 
2013-11-03 10:19:58 AM
FTFA:  Tracy Baker said she found two business cards in her 2-year-old granddaughter's candy stash.

Why wasn't granny (or better yet, mom) along while the two-year-old was trick or treating? How did she "find" the cards? This implies that the kid was sent out and returned with the stuff, or wasn't accompanied to the door. Also, this would have to be one precocious two-year-old to be able to know what an adult business card (or any business card) was.
 
2013-11-03 10:21:35 AM
Using Trick-or-Treating for marketing assures I will never frequent the business, and the poor targeting of the message makes me even less likely.
 
2013-11-03 10:29:06 AM
What is "passion party"?  I'm not about to click on a FOX link to find out.
 
2013-11-03 10:31:45 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Tricks for treats.


or

treats for tricks ?
 
2013-11-03 10:33:15 AM
seems like fair play.
 
2013-11-03 10:34:04 AM
Hey, the card says "Forbidden Fruit". What's wrong with trying to get kids to eat more fruit? Expeshuly on Halloween.I don't unnerstan you peoples.
 
2013-11-03 10:36:20 AM

Schmerd1948: Hey, the card says "Forbidden Fruit". What's wrong with trying to get kids to eat more fruit? Expeshuly on Halloween.I don't unnerstan you peoples.


Fruit is a lieberal plot to keep your teeth in your head.
 
2013-11-03 10:38:49 AM
It's a marital aid party!
 
2013-11-03 10:38:52 AM
Why would you take your kids to an adult toy shop for trick or treating?
 
2013-11-03 10:40:05 AM
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Our rubber dongs make you scream in the dead of night
 
2013-11-03 10:41:47 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Why would you take your kids to an adult toy shop for trick or treating?


Candy ball gags?

(Actually has one, giant jawbreaker from SF store)
 
2013-11-03 10:43:52 AM

Mirandized: FTFA:  Tracy Baker said she found two business cards in her 2-year-old granddaughter's candy stash.

Why wasn't granny (or better yet, mom) along while the two-year-old was trick or treating? How did she "find" the cards? This implies that the kid was sent out and returned with the stuff, or wasn't accompanied to the door. Also, this would have to be one precocious two-year-old to be able to know what an adult business card (or any business card) was.


Er, it's likely pretty to take one or two business cards hidden in a fistful of candy and drop them into a bag or bucket undetected. At least granny checked what was in the bag. That's good. Calling the media and police over it is, however, ridiculous. Since the idiot who gave the cards to the 2 year old almost certainly gave them out to kids old enough to look up "passion parties" themselves, I think it would instead be worthwhile to call the number on the card (or send an email to the email address) to tell the woman how inappropriate and moronic it was to toss those in trick-or-treaters' bags, and you'll be sure to tell all your friends and never seek her business.
 
2013-11-03 10:45:57 AM
*pretty easy
 
2013-11-03 10:47:29 AM

Mirandized: FTFA:  Tracy Baker said she found two business cards in her 2-year-old granddaughter's candy stash.

Why wasn't granny (or better yet, mom) along while the two-year-old was trick or treating? How did she "find" the cards? This implies that the kid was sent out and returned with the stuff, or wasn't accompanied to the door. Also, this would have to be one precocious two-year-old to be able to know what an adult business card (or any business card) was.


Average two year old would have just gnawed on it.
 
2013-11-03 10:49:05 AM
I'm going with theory that the kid's mom works for this business and one of the neighbors handed out the cards to her kids to do some real-life trolling.
 
2013-11-03 10:50:22 AM
Could have at least included a condom.
 
2013-11-03 10:52:50 AM

Good Behavior Day: I'm going with theory that the kid's mom works for this business and one of the neighbors handed out the cards to her kids to do some real-life trolling.


I don't get it. What would it matter if the mom hosts Passion Parties? Is she supposed to be ashamed?
 
2013-11-03 10:54:36 AM
Geez. Holidays are commercialized enough already. Any of you douchebags who tries to advertise your business in Christmas gifts or Halloween candy can just go f♥ck yourself.

But then, this is the mindset of a lot of these home-based business pyramid assholes. I know. I lived in Grand Rapids, Michigan, the home of Amway, where these people would wander through grocery stores bugging shoppers, sticking business cards in products on the shelves, and do anything they could to drag your ass to one of their weird cult-like meetings. They practically sing:

One of us
One of us
Gooble Gobble
Gooble Gobble
Recruit your mom
Recruit your dad
Diamond Level
Diamond Level
Downstream pays
You get a boat
Gooble Gobble
Gooble Gobble
God is money
God is money
Buy a starter kit or you're nothing
Buy a starter kit or you're poor!


/Actually, an Amway recruitment meeting in GR is kind of like a fundamentalist church revival where God is money.
 
2013-11-03 10:59:40 AM
Lady Indica:
Candy ball gags?

(Actually has one, giant jawbreaker from SF store)


"That's not a jawbreaker. This is a jawbreaker!"
 
2013-11-03 11:01:10 AM

Strobeguy: Could have at least included a condom.


A flavored one. "Timmy, what kind of gum are you chewing?"
 
2013-11-03 11:03:35 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Why would you take your kids to an adult toy shop for trick or treating?


"...putting the 'trick' in 'Trick or Treat.'"
 
2013-11-03 11:06:00 AM
Well, not every woman grows up and gets a respectable job...
 
2013-11-03 11:08:06 AM

skinink: Well, not every woman grows up and gets a respectable job...


True, some people have to work in an office, some become parents, it's so sad and depressing.
 
2013-11-03 11:11:17 AM
Are they in pursuit of pulsating pectorals?
 
2013-11-03 11:16:20 AM
Got one of these in Tucson. Except the lady handed it to "Mom" (who was walking our two year old to the door) with a smile/wink and said "here's a treat for Mommy"...
 
2013-11-03 11:16:42 AM

Lady Indica: It's tacky to market anything on Halloween, beyond that...meh.


I presume you are including decorations, costumes, and candy in that list.
 
2013-11-03 11:18:20 AM
www.pbhouston.com

So, it's a masturbation party?  If only the women were more like kate upton and less like mrs upton from the library....

m.ford-trucks.com
 
2013-11-03 11:25:11 AM

Steep Spiral: Got one of these in Tucson. Except the lady handed it to "Mom" (who was walking our two year old to the door) with a smile/wink and said "here's a treat for Mommy"...


I'm picturing the secretary from Ferris Bueller wearing a homemade denim bedazzled vest.
 
2013-11-03 11:30:00 AM

Mirandized: FTFA:  Tracy Baker said she found two business cards in her 2-year-old granddaughter's candy stash.

Why wasn't granny (or better yet, mom) along while the two-year-old was trick or treating? How did she "find" the cards? This implies that the kid was sent out and returned with the stuff, or wasn't accompanied to the door. Also, this would have to be one precocious two-year-old to be able to know what an adult business card (or any business card) was.


Or, you know, not looking at the candy before you get home to check for opened packages.
 
2013-11-03 11:30:42 AM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: As a single father, who takes his child trick-o-treating, specifically so he can hit on slutty dressed witches, I am wondering what kind of demographic they were planning on marketing to?


The parents, since it is assumed that they would be the first to go through the candy. None of these upset parents are going to admit that they irresponsibly not screen the candy. Right?

/riiiiight
 
2013-11-03 11:32:28 AM
I'm sorry, but almost* anyone who gives anything but candy to kids on Halloween should be strung up, especially if you give political fliers. This includes coupons and dental floss, cheapos.

*(The only exception I list is Charlie Browning** a kid you know to be bad...but maybe Santa should make that determination)

**(And if you don't know what Charlie Browning is in this instance, you've never watched the Great Pumpkin, have you?)
 
2013-11-03 11:33:33 AM

Lady Indica: AverageAmericanGuy: Why would you take your kids to an adult toy shop for trick or treating?

Candy ball gags?

(Actually has one, giant jawbreaker from SF store)


I suddenly want to party with you.
 
2013-11-03 11:37:57 AM
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-11-03 11:50:47 AM
What is the hang up with sex?  If you have a child, you had sex.
 
2013-11-03 11:56:05 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
/hot
 
2013-11-03 12:01:05 PM
Oh, Good Lord....

If the Sox fans can get over 1986 because of 2004, you Christians can get over Good Friday because of Easter Sunday.

/what part of "He is Risen" did you miss?
 
2013-11-03 12:10:50 PM
Out trick or treating with a two-year-old, and they aren't watching her bag like a hawk?
 
2013-11-03 01:33:17 PM
Ya know I started to put my business card in this year.. But decided it was tacky..
 
2013-11-03 01:47:58 PM

Strobeguy: Could have at least included a condom.


Condoms are unnecessary for two year olds, twelve year olds on the other hand...

/yeah, yeah, aisle seat and all that
 
2013-11-03 02:41:19 PM
Oh no, their precious little brains will explode if they see a nipple!
 
2013-11-03 02:45:42 PM

ZeroCorpse: Geez. Holidays are commercialized enough already. Any of you douchebags who tries to advertise your business in Christmas gifts or Halloween candy can just go f♥ck yourself.

But then, this is the mindset of a lot of these home-based business pyramid assholes. I know. I lived in Grand Rapids, Michigan, the home of Amway, where these people would wander through grocery stores bugging shoppers, sticking business cards in products on the shelves, and do anything they could to drag your ass to one of their weird cult-like meetings. They practically sing:

One of us
One of us
Gooble Gobble
Gooble Gobble
Recruit your mom
Recruit your dad
Diamond Level
Diamond Level
Downstream pays
You get a boat
Gooble Gobble
Gooble Gobble
God is money
God is money
Buy a starter kit or you're nothing
Buy a starter kit or you're poor!


/Actually, an Amway recruitment meeting in GR is kind of like a fundamentalist church revival where God is money.


This, this is why your posts show up as green to me.
 
2013-11-03 02:54:55 PM

Mouren: Oh no, their precious little brains will explode if they see a nipple!


Seriously. And to think people get arrested for exposing themselves to kids! Farking puritans in this country man
 
2013-11-03 03:51:10 PM
This was clearly a false flag operation by right-wing nutters trying to get this respectable business in trouble.
 
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