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(Yahoo)   WILL Greg Biffle make good on his threat to end Jimmie Johnson's title hopes? HOW many people will actually be watching with football going on? Its the AAA Texas 500. Coverage begins at 3 PM EST on ESPN   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 28
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2013-11-03 06:06:58 PM
3 votes:
holy sh*t, the race is still going?

JJ is still in the lead?

Screw it, I'mma have more heart surgery. It's less painful than this race.
2013-11-03 06:38:51 PM
2 votes:
Johnson.  And the crowd goes meh.

Clintyoucheatingbastich gets 10th.
2013-11-03 04:11:21 PM
2 votes:
There goes Jeff Gordon's totally 100% legitimate championship chances.
2013-11-03 03:14:12 PM
2 votes:

Welcome to Texas, Danica and gentlemen.  Let's introduce you to our pacedog:


i640.photobucket.com


He's gonna keep y'all honest for now, but next time, its for real.

2013-11-03 03:12:52 PM
2 votes:
i42.tinypic.com
I hope this help keep JJ out of the top 10!
jde
2013-11-03 07:43:16 PM
1 votes:

good_2_go: @nateryan
For Sprint Cup debuts, Parker Kligerman's in No. 30 has been decent. He's 24th and is ahead of 21 1 31 and 10.


/Jalopnik will be all over this


Not unless he was driving a brown, diesel, manual shooting brake or wagon with a Russian dash cam. *snerk*
2013-11-03 06:53:04 PM
1 votes:
I can't say I've ever been this bored with a sporting event.  That made watching a fishing show seem.exciting
2013-11-03 06:40:32 PM
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: I feel like putting on some khaki's and a polo shirt to celebrate this win.


Have a bologna and mayo on white.
2013-11-03 06:39:28 PM
1 votes:
I feel like putting on some khaki's and a polo shirt to celebrate this win.
2013-11-03 06:17:58 PM
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: Well holy shiat I'm late to the party.

I noticed some folks posted my Buddhas earlier. Thank you so much. I had a couple hours on the DVR to catch up on. Thanks to ESPN it didn't take long.

I have assumed Lotus position.
I have diverted the Moss Landing Power Station to the idol.
I have drank many, many beers.


CERN has agreed to place Tiny Buddha in the collision chamber.  We are hoping to discover the Siddhartha Boson and/or yellow Johnsonite.
2013-11-03 06:15:36 PM
1 votes:
Well holy shiat I'm late to the party.

I noticed some folks posted my Buddhas earlier. Thank you so much. I had a couple hours on the DVR to catch up on. Thanks to ESPN it didn't take long.

I have assumed Lotus position.
I have diverted the Moss Landing Power Station to the idol.
I have drank many, many beers.
2013-11-03 06:09:51 PM
1 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: holy sh*t, the race is still going?

JJ is still in the lead?

Screw it, I'mma have more heart surgery. It's less painful than this race.


It's <strike>boring</strike> Texas, DAM.  It's like Kansas, but without the excitement.
2013-11-03 05:33:29 PM
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: So how has the race been? I've been successfully getting my TR6 to have ignition and lighting working at the same time.  Thank you Painless universal wiring harness, Powerspark Distributor and MSD Ignition.


I think Lucas, the Prince of Darkness may be involved.
2013-11-03 05:23:47 PM
1 votes:

smerfnablin: NASCAR hates Jimmie and Chad so they will find some way to screw this up


Wut?

i.chzbgr.com
2013-11-03 05:06:06 PM
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: Random question time, since this is boring as fark....which Dillon is it that wears the cowboy hat, and is he mildly retarded?


A) Marshal.  B) Festus is the mildly retarded one.
2013-11-03 04:52:20 PM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: My God... is there ANYTHING Peyton doesn't advertise for?


Instant Monkeys Online. He doesn't care for monkeys; especially ones that are instantly sent to you.
2013-11-03 04:36:39 PM
1 votes:

i640.photobucket.com

2013-11-03 04:18:27 PM
1 votes:
Meanwhile, in Akron OH

www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com
2013-11-03 04:10:51 PM
1 votes:
Jeffy's traction control break again?
2013-11-03 04:08:25 PM
1 votes:

While We Were Away...Crash To End Championship

2013-11-03 04:07:33 PM
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: damn there are a lot of empty seats


@brantjames
TMS might wanna rethink that big TV if this many are going to show up to watch a Chase race on it.
2013-11-03 04:02:22 PM
1 votes:
dy.snimg.com
2013-11-03 03:53:56 PM
1 votes:
Kyle, have a Snickers.

Why?

You get a little crashy when you're hungry.
2013-11-03 03:52:58 PM
1 votes:
Heh. I didn't even have to ask Little Lord Baby Jesus for that.
2013-11-03 03:52:16 PM
1 votes:

Shrub Brush The Wall *Snickers*

2013-11-03 03:51:48 PM
1 votes:
KyBu issues

VW inconsolable
2013-11-03 03:41:44 PM
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: Hey guys, with this green I'm now seven away from 200.  WOO-HOO!


Coming up on 10 years as a Farker....and I got one.  On the politics tab no less.

/still feels validated
2013-11-03 03:32:20 PM
1 votes:
Did McDowell just troll the whole fiend? lol
 
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