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(Yahoo)   WILL Greg Biffle make good on his threat to end Jimmie Johnson's title hopes? HOW many people will actually be watching with football going on? Its the AAA Texas 500. Coverage begins at 3 PM EST on ESPN   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 123
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2013-11-03 03:12:52 PM  
3 votes:
i42.tinypic.com
I hope this help keep JJ out of the top 10!
2013-11-03 06:17:58 PM  
2 votes:

crotchgrabber: Well holy shiat I'm late to the party.

I noticed some folks posted my Buddhas earlier. Thank you so much. I had a couple hours on the DVR to catch up on. Thanks to ESPN it didn't take long.

I have assumed Lotus position.
I have diverted the Moss Landing Power Station to the idol.
I have drank many, many beers.


CERN has agreed to place Tiny Buddha in the collision chamber.  We are hoping to discover the Siddhartha Boson and/or yellow Johnsonite.
2013-11-03 06:08:09 PM  
2 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: holy sh*t, the race is still going?

JJ is still in the lead?

Screw it, I'mma have more heart surgery. It's less painful than this race.


Have them install one of Cheney's slightly used hearts so you can gain the power of Force Lightning.
2013-11-03 03:57:38 PM  
2 votes:
Carl, do us all a favor and turn hard right into the car directly to your right on the re-start.  We will never say a bad word about you ever again..
2013-11-03 03:41:44 PM  
2 votes:

bluorangefyre: Hey guys, with this green I'm now seven away from 200.  WOO-HOO!


Coming up on 10 years as a Farker....and I got one.  On the politics tab no less.

/still feels validated
2013-11-03 03:30:03 PM  
2 votes:
All apologies to whoever is wielding this one, BUT BAH GAWD WE NEED IT IN HERE RIGHT NOW!

img.fark.net
2013-11-03 03:25:28 PM  
2 votes:
D-A-M, your new idol isn't working.  Switch to thummbtacks ASAP BAH GAWD!
2013-11-03 03:17:09 PM  
2 votes:

bluorangefyre: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: [i42.tinypic.com image 850x1133]
I hope this help keep JJ out of the top 10!

Should've been thumbtacks instead of push pins, but I guess they'll do.


the thumbtacks I have are all white. the push pins are colored, and that makes them more visually appealing to the voodoo gods.
2013-11-03 11:27:56 PM  
1 votes:

mikaloyd: So you guys want FARK nascar fans to become like no other audience of any other sport, pastime, competition, religion, cube farm gossip session, reality show, or Hippie Love-in in history has ever accomplished by learning to love all the  participants equally with nothing bad to say about any of them? Im guessing that after we all become polite and embrace JJ there will be a paradigm shift and none of us will ever biatch about TV ads and we can all hold hands and write fan letters to Chad Knaus together and forgive them for banning Superbirds, Daytona Chargers, and Talladega Torinos so we could have restrictor plated smallblocks instead


You ever hear the saying "hate the sin love the sinner?"

Same thing in my opinion

I enjoy the driver's for their talent and ability, but fark NASCAR.

The entity as a whole is lying, cheating, scheming and manipulative. They will screw their drivers just to create drama and orchestrate bullshiat PR moves.

For example: 2-3 weeks ago? The 48 had such a huge lead at Charlotte that he pitted under green in first place, changed 4 tires, added a full can of fuel, and left the pits without ever losing the lead.

Good job right? Well done.

NASCAR decides they can't have that so they throw a "debris caution" at the very end just to bunch up the field for a restart and dramatic finish.

No thank you. I don't need that type of manufactured drama in my racing league.

NASCAR should be embarrassed and fans should be irate.

The drivers should rally against that crap and call out NASCAR governing body for their shenanigans.

/just my opinion, sorry to start this rantfest today
2013-11-03 10:23:27 PM  
1 votes:

vegaswench: On the plus side, the race gave me a good excuse not to watch the Raiders clusterfark of a game. Seriously, Nick Foles has seven TD passes? Raiders defense must not have known about DST ending.


They knew enough to win last week
2013-11-03 08:18:34 PM  
1 votes:
So you guys want FARK nascar fans to become like no other audience of any other sport, pastime, competition, religion, cube farm gossip session, reality show, or Hippie Love-in in history has ever accomplished by learning to love all the  participants equally with nothing bad to say about any of them? Im guessing that after we all become polite and embrace JJ there will be a paradigm shift and none of us will ever biatch about TV ads and we can all hold hands and write fan letters to Chad Knaus together and forgive them for banning Superbirds, Daytona Chargers, and Talladega Torinos so we could have restrictor plated smallblocks instead
2013-11-03 07:53:34 PM  
1 votes:
I hope Roush enhances Chad's butt plug with habanero peppers
2013-11-03 07:10:51 PM  
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: vegaswench: smerfnablin: Until he grows up, i will stick with Jimmie and take the abuse from the Ford and Toyota people.

I respect your dedication, and your well-thought-out response.  I admit, the rabid, anti-JJ hate is getting annoying.  We are witnessing history and records being broken.  I still am not a fan, but I respect his talent.

Personally, it isn't hate. I just want some charecter. Seb in F1 has more. Jimmie falling off his golf cart drunk was good but a one time thing. Enbrace drunken foolishness. Let your beard grow more than four days. Do anything interesting and I will love JJ.


I think I found a solution.  We inject some of Bowyer's personality into JJ.  That man's got enough personality to fill the Grand Canyon.

On the plus side, the race gave me a good excuse not to watch the Raiders clusterfark of a game.  Seriously, Nick Foles has seven TD passes?  Raiders defense must not have known about DST ending.
2013-11-03 06:57:19 PM  
1 votes:

vegaswench: smerfnablin: Until he grows up, i will stick with Jimmie and take the abuse from the Ford and Toyota people.

I respect your dedication, and your well-thought-out response.  I admit, the rabid, anti-JJ hate is getting annoying.  We are witnessing history and records being broken.  I still am not a fan, but I respect his talent.


Personally, it isn't hate. I just want some charecter. Seb in F1 has more. Jimmie falling off his golf cart drunk was good but a one time thing. Enbrace drunken foolishness. Let your beard grow more than four days. Do anything interesting and I will love JJ.
2013-11-03 06:38:16 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-11-03 06:37:52 PM  
1 votes:

The Bestest: bluorangefyre: Well I'm downloading Celestia.  We see a pretty bright star or planet outside right now and I'm trying to figure out what it is.

there was a solar eclipse this morning I apparently missed


Last full moon had some sort of weird eclipse where the earth just blocked out a little edge of the moon. Usually when interesting sky stuff happens the fog and marine layer make it pointless, but I got to see that one.

Oh, final lap.
2013-11-03 06:37:11 PM  
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: Well I'm downloading Celestia.  We see a pretty bright star or planet outside right now and I'm trying to figure out what it is.


Off to the southwest, about 30 degrees above the horizon?  Venus.  if you look east about at about 9-10, you'll find Jupiter rising.
2013-11-03 06:36:52 PM  
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: bluorangefyre: Well I'm downloading Celestia.  We see a pretty bright star or planet outside right now and I'm trying to figure out what it is.

Great race, huh?


Yeah, I'd better download this program so I don't smash my computer watching the stream.
2013-11-03 06:36:02 PM  
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: smerfnablin: Would it be easier if Jimmie was put in the role as the villain of NASCAR?

He could chase down all the baby face "young guns" and put them in the wall week after week just to wear the black hat...

Is that what you guys would rather have?

I'd rather have him come out just once and say something that isn't the company line. Remember when Kyle won the first COT race at Bristol? He gets out of a WINNING car and calls it a piece of shiat. Fined. Keslowski, the reigning champ says the Gen6 car needs work. Fined. I like the guys that speak opposition to the power. Jimmie just does what he's told. And his crew chief is a cheating son of a biatch.

How do you not get this?


Because secretly he works on the 48 team.
2013-11-03 06:35:51 PM  
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: Well I'm downloading Celestia.  We see a pretty bright star or planet outside right now and I'm trying to figure out what it is.


Great race, huh?
2013-11-03 06:35:02 PM  
1 votes:
Well I'm downloading Celestia.  We see a pretty bright star or planet outside right now and I'm trying to figure out what it is.
2013-11-03 06:32:20 PM  
1 votes:

smerfnablin: Would it be easier if Jimmie was put in the role as the villain of NASCAR?

He could chase down all the baby face "young guns" and put them in the wall week after week just to wear the black hat...

Is that what you guys would rather have?


Yes.. that would actually help.. but would also require him to have some damn charisma to pull off.

Here's the problem most people have with JJ: he's a damn robot, both in persona and ability. His biggest skill is consistency, which isn't exactly the most fun thing in the world to watch.
2013-11-03 06:30:31 PM  
1 votes:

smerfnablin: Would it be easier if Jimmie was put in the role as the villain of NASCAR?

He could chase down all the baby face "young guns" and put them in the wall week after week just to wear the black hat...

Is that what you guys would rather have?


I'd rather have him come out just once and say something that isn't the company line. Remember when Kyle won the first COT race at Bristol? He gets out of a WINNING car and calls it a piece of shiat. Fined. Keslowski, the reigning champ says the Gen6 car needs work. Fined. I like the guys that speak opposition to the power. Jimmie just does what he's told. And his crew chief is a cheating son of a biatch.

How do you not get this?
2013-11-03 06:29:31 PM  
1 votes:
I say next week we have a backup plan to keep the thread lively in the face of boredom and the WWE NASCAR installing its vanilla champion.  We shall be working on this during the week.
2013-11-03 06:27:09 PM  
1 votes:

Tellingthem: crotchgrabber: Tellingthem: Yeah it's so bad I'm reading up on the Pontiac Tojan...http://www.streetlegaltv.com/news/rare-american-classic-car-t he-pontia c-tojan/

That is so 1980s ugly... and I want it.

I've got a Fiero in storage. Perfect shape. Only about 12k miles on it.

I've always liked fiero's. Always heard the late models were actually pretty good cars. But yeah this thing is...well...yeah the 80's. That logo looks like something out a cartoon.


Mine's the 5 speed with the V6... I've only driven it a couple times. It's a beast. A tiny, cheesey beast.

Boring race is boring.
2013-11-03 06:24:34 PM  
1 votes:

Tellingthem: crotchgrabber: Tellingthem: Yeah it's so bad I'm reading up on the Pontiac Tojan...http://www.streetlegaltv.com/news/rare-american-classic-car-t he-pontia c-tojan/

That is so 1980s ugly... and I want it.

I've got a Fiero in storage. Perfect shape. Only about 12k miles on it.

I've always liked fiero's. Always heard the late models were actually pretty good cars. But yeah this thing is...well...yeah the 80's. That logo looks like something out a cartoon.


Like many GM vehicles, the final year of production produced a damn fine automobile that nobody wanted because of the earlier ones.
2013-11-03 06:24:03 PM  
1 votes:
Need a caution right about now.
2013-11-03 06:22:11 PM  
1 votes:

KYLE!!!

i640.photobucket.com

2013-11-03 06:22:11 PM  
1 votes:

crotchgrabber: Tellingthem: Yeah it's so bad I'm reading up on the Pontiac Tojan...http://www.streetlegaltv.com/news/rare-american-classic-car-t he-pontia c-tojan/

That is so 1980s ugly... and I want it.

I've got a Fiero in storage. Perfect shape. Only about 12k miles on it.


I've always liked fiero's. Always heard the late models were actually pretty good cars. But yeah this thing is...well...yeah the 80's. That logo looks like something out a cartoon.
2013-11-03 06:21:31 PM  
1 votes:

The Bestest: bluorangefyre: Professor Farksworth: Add Texas to the list of tracks that should NOT be in the Chase. Holy fark this is boring.

BUT IT HELPS CENA JOHNSON!

It's what's best for business.

2013-11-03 06:21:20 PM  
1 votes:

The Bestest: bluorangefyre: Professor Farksworth: Add Texas to the list of tracks that should NOT be in the Chase. Holy fark this is boring.

BUT IT HELPS CENA JOHNSON!

It's what's best for business.


cdn.bleacherreport.net
2013-11-03 06:21:16 PM  
1 votes:

Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: Well holy shiat I'm late to the party.

I noticed some folks posted my Buddhas earlier. Thank you so much. I had a couple hours on the DVR to catch up on. Thanks to ESPN it didn't take long.

I have assumed Lotus position.
I have diverted the Moss Landing Power Station to the idol.
I have drank many, many beers.

CERN has agreed to place Tiny Buddha in the collision chamber.  We are hoping to discover the Siddhartha Boson and/or yellow Johnsonite.


I was late to the thread because I was in my garage... installing a teeny hadron collider in the belly of my Buddha.
2013-11-03 06:15:36 PM  
1 votes:
Well holy shiat I'm late to the party.

I noticed some folks posted my Buddhas earlier. Thank you so much. I had a couple hours on the DVR to catch up on. Thanks to ESPN it didn't take long.

I have assumed Lotus position.
I have diverted the Moss Landing Power Station to the idol.
I have drank many, many beers.
2013-11-03 06:13:07 PM  
1 votes:
Damn, Kenseth has tons of doo-dads in his car.  Is one of them secret hyperjets and the other 48-car seeking missiles?
2013-11-03 06:10:56 PM  
1 votes:

Professor Farksworth: Add Texas to the list of tracks that should NOT be in the Chase. Holy fark this is boring.


IndyCar race is 1000x better than this here
2013-11-03 06:10:44 PM  
1 votes:

Professor Farksworth: Add Texas to the list of tracks that should NOT be in the Chase. Holy fark this is boring.


BUT IT HELPS CENA JOHNSON!
2013-11-03 06:10:03 PM  
1 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Screw it, I'mma have more heart surgery. It's less painful than this race.

2013-11-03 06:09:51 PM  
1 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: holy sh*t, the race is still going?

JJ is still in the lead?

Screw it, I'mma have more heart surgery. It's less painful than this race.


It's <strike>boring</strike> Texas, DAM.  It's like Kansas, but without the excitement.
2013-11-03 06:09:14 PM  
1 votes:
We get it. Sylvania headlights are better.

damn. some race huh?
2013-11-03 06:06:58 PM  
1 votes:
holy sh*t, the race is still going?

JJ is still in the lead?

Screw it, I'mma have more heart surgery. It's less painful than this race.
2013-11-03 06:06:23 PM  
1 votes:

Not that its gonna help anything at this point, but you never know.

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2013-11-03 06:05:52 PM  
1 votes:

Professor Farksworth: BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH


img.photobucket.com
2013-11-03 05:59:48 PM  
1 votes:
WTF???  Teal screen???
2013-11-03 05:59:42 PM  
1 votes:
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH
2013-11-03 05:56:42 PM  
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: good_2_go: WTF was that, Juan?

shiatting all over the track as a Final FU as he heads to Indy.


I think he was talking about how JPM pulled alongside and then in front of the 48 to try and block his entry to pit road.
2013-11-03 05:54:19 PM  
1 votes:

good_2_go: WTF was that, Juan?


Parting threat at the 48?
2013-11-03 05:52:32 PM  
1 votes:

HELLO!  MY NAME IS JUAN PABLO MONTOYA.  I'M LEAVING YOU SOME DEBRIS.  PREPARE TO DIE!

i640.photobucket.com

2013-11-03 05:52:03 PM  
1 votes:
REAL DEBRIS
2013-11-03 05:51:07 PM  
1 votes:
Brad, please punt the 48 before he passes you.
2013-11-03 05:47:31 PM  
1 votes:
A caution would be a very welcome thing right about now.
2013-11-03 05:47:30 PM  
1 votes:
@dcaraviello
Slow pit stop for Jimmie Johnson at Texas. Does Chad Knaus know the No. 24 crew is available?
2013-11-03 05:44:06 PM  
1 votes:
noontimesports.files.wordpress.com

Who needs football when you have a fully stocked robotics lab????

/IHTFP '86
2013-11-03 05:43:36 PM  
1 votes:
YES!  YES!!  YES!!!

The idols have started to come online!
2013-11-03 05:38:43 PM  
1 votes:

Mztlplx: bluorangefyre: Mztlplx: vegaswench: Thanks, Brad!

I'm trying to get tix for Lightning/Oilers this Thursday in Tampa.

/Bolts just might be for real this year

Speaking of things from Tampa Bay, the Bucs are beating Seattle???

Sometimes even God tries to divide by zero.


Well it could just be my dad is trying to ensure the Jags get the #1 pick in 2014.
2013-11-03 05:36:16 PM  
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: Mztlplx: vegaswench: Thanks, Brad!

I'm trying to get tix for Lightning/Oilers this Thursday in Tampa.

/Bolts just might be for real this year

Speaking of things from Tampa Bay, the Bucs are beating Seattle???


Sometimes even God tries to divide by zero.
2013-11-03 05:35:23 PM  
1 votes:

Mztlplx: vegaswench: Thanks, Brad!

I'm trying to get tix for Lightning/Oilers this Thursday in Tampa.

/Bolts just might be for real this year


Cool.  Have fun!  The way the Oilers are playing this year, coupled with injuries, it should be a fun game for Lightning fans. ;)
2013-11-03 05:35:02 PM  
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: Painless universal wiring harness


No such animal.
2013-11-03 05:30:13 PM  
1 votes:
So how has the race been? I've been successfully getting my TR6 to have ignition and lighting working at the same time.  Thank you Painless universal wiring harness, Powerspark Distributor and MSD Ignition.
2013-11-03 05:28:08 PM  
1 votes:
Thanks, Brad!
2013-11-03 05:23:47 PM  
1 votes:

smerfnablin: NASCAR hates Jimmie and Chad so they will find some way to screw this up


Wut?

i.chzbgr.com
2013-11-03 05:08:12 PM  
1 votes:
Well I think barring a Biblical plague descending upon the entire Hendrick organization, this race and pretty much the entire season is basically over.
2013-11-03 05:06:06 PM  
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: Random question time, since this is boring as fark....which Dillon is it that wears the cowboy hat, and is he mildly retarded?


A) Marshal.  B) Festus is the mildly retarded one.
2013-11-03 05:05:21 PM  
1 votes:

DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!  MR. KENSETH

i640.photobucket.com

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2013-11-03 05:02:23 PM  
1 votes:
Did you see how close the Biff got to Johnson just now?
2013-11-03 04:59:54 PM  
1 votes:
Gotta admit it's bad when they're reporting on Paul Menard's handling issues.

/thanking the Deity for Jim Beam
2013-11-03 04:59:37 PM  
1 votes:
I wonder if Kenseth is gonna troll Jimmie and go with two this time around?
2013-11-03 04:58:35 PM  
1 votes:

Kinda early, but oh well

i640.photobucket.com

2013-11-03 04:47:46 PM  
1 votes:
My God... is there ANYTHING Peyton doesn't advertise for?
2013-11-03 04:43:56 PM  
1 votes:
It sounds like even the announcers are bored and probably screamed for coffee on the last break.
2013-11-03 04:39:35 PM  
1 votes:
HOLY CRAP!  That was a lightning fast stop.  Now don't speed and you may actually get closer to him.
2013-11-03 04:38:45 PM  
1 votes:
Just checking in. Looks the same?
2013-11-03 04:38:11 PM  
1 votes:

radiofreewill: bluorangefyre: radiofreewill: Just turned the stream on. Nice day to give my new phone a shakedown.

Well, not much happening.  Well other than Busch and Gordon hitting the wall, and the asshat dominating.

Is the idol to full power yet?


I've got Chernobyl coming online, about to fire up TMI-2.
2013-11-03 04:37:08 PM  
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: radiofreewill: Just turned the stream on. Nice day to give my new phone a shakedown.

Well, not much happening.  Well other than Busch and Gordon hitting the wall, and the asshat dominating.


Is the idol to full power yet?
2013-11-03 04:32:26 PM  
1 votes:

radiofreewill: Just turned the stream on. Nice day to give my new phone a shakedown.


Well, not much happening.  Well other than Busch and Gordon hitting the wall, and the asshat dominating.
2013-11-03 04:24:53 PM  
1 votes:
OK, foosball going on the TV.  I can only hope the Steelers pull a miracle out of their ass.
2013-11-03 04:24:31 PM  
1 votes:
Biffle up to 12th.  There's still hope...
2013-11-03 04:21:53 PM  
1 votes:
I see posts about pickarhea and blowouts and I can't help but think about South Park this past Wednesday.  And right now wishing that'd happen to that farking asshat in the 48!

/bringing Chernobyl online
2013-11-03 04:16:50 PM  
1 votes:

Fireproof: DanZero: WHILE WE WERE AWAY

Something strange about how I knew about it right away because I'm watching it on an illegal stream instead of paying to see it on ESPN.


Smart, I must say.

bluorangefyre: I don't wanna watch it, because it'll be a slaughter. Brady is gonna have us for lunch, and then go home and have victory sex with his supermodel.


I think so too. Yet, I feel compelled to see this blowout
2013-11-03 04:14:38 PM  
1 votes:

Tire issues?  Tire issues you say?  It looks like we're gonna have to go right to...

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2013-11-03 04:14:23 PM  
1 votes:

Jensaarai: There goes Jeff Gordon's totally 100% legitimate championship chances.


Good.
2013-11-03 04:11:21 PM  
1 votes:
There goes Jeff Gordon's totally 100% legitimate championship chances.
2013-11-03 04:10:51 PM  
1 votes:
Jeffy's traction control break again?
2013-11-03 04:10:49 PM  
1 votes:

Thankfully somebody tweets for Gordon, so this is what was being said just before and right at impact:



Jeff Gordon @JeffGordonWeb 4m
#JeffGordon - "Killing the splitter." Alan: "10-4." @Drive2EndHunger @TeamChevy hitting the splitter on left side of car. #NASCAR #Team24

Jeff Gordon @JeffGordonWeb 2m
#JeffGordon - "Oh ****." @EddieDHondt - "In the wall." #JeffGordon - "Hit the wall very hard. Going to be down for a while." #NASCAR #Team24
2013-11-03 04:09:24 PM  
1 votes:

Professor Farksworth: While We Were Away...Crash To End Championship


Nice.

PIT vs NE -- whatcha think?
2013-11-03 04:09:10 PM  
1 votes:

WHILE WE WERE AWAY AGAIN

i640.photobucket.com

2013-11-03 04:08:46 PM  
1 votes:
While we were away.......Jefe is done.
2013-11-03 04:08:25 PM  
1 votes:

While We Were Away...Crash To End Championship

2013-11-03 04:08:09 PM  
1 votes:
WHILE WE WERE AWAY
2013-11-03 04:03:22 PM  
1 votes:
Thank you Junior for NOT following the script!
2013-11-03 04:02:22 PM  
1 votes:
dy.snimg.com
2013-11-03 03:57:21 PM  
1 votes:

DanZero: Jensaarai: Kyle, have a Snickers.

Why?

You get a little crashy when you're hungry.

OH YEAH? WHY DONT YOU SHUT THE *BLEEP* UP *BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!*


No, that'd be Kurt's response. Kyle would just sulk.
2013-11-03 03:56:03 PM  
1 votes:

DanZero: Jensaarai: Kyle, have a Snickers.

Why?

You get a little crashy when you're hungry.

OH YEAH? WHY DONT YOU SHUT THE *BLEEP* UP *BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!*


Feel better?
2013-11-03 03:55:45 PM  
1 votes:

Jensaarai: Kyle, have a Snickers.

Why?

You get a little crashy when you're hungry.

.
Sooo.....a Snickers I.V.?
2013-11-03 03:54:56 PM  
1 votes:

Jensaarai: Kyle, have a Snickers.

Why?

You get a little crashy when you're hungry.


OH YEAH? WHY DONT YOU SHUT THE *BLEEP* UP *BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!*
2013-11-03 03:53:56 PM  
1 votes:
Kyle, have a Snickers.

Why?

You get a little crashy when you're hungry.
2013-11-03 03:53:16 PM  
1 votes:

DAMNIT KYLE!  YOU WERE OUR ONLY HOPE!

i640.photobucket.com

2013-11-03 03:52:10 PM  
1 votes:
18 taps the wall.

/snickering 'cos I'm satisfied.
2013-11-03 03:51:59 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, Rowdy Rowdy Rowdy Rowdy Rowdy.......
2013-11-03 03:51:48 PM  
1 votes:
KyBu issues

VW inconsolable
2013-11-03 03:51:11 PM  
1 votes:

Mztlplx: bluorangefyre: UGH!  I still say we should've done a Kickstarter to start a Sprint Cup team with the specific goal of wrecking the 48 team.  But who among us would've driven it?

Tkat.


And we get GoFastTurnLeft to commemorate the moment forever.
2013-11-03 03:50:07 PM  
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: UGH!  I still say we should've done a Kickstarter to start a Sprint Cup team with the specific goal of wrecking the 48 team.  But who among us would've driven it?


Tkat.
2013-11-03 03:50:00 PM  
1 votes:
damn there are a lot of empty seats
2013-11-03 03:49:15 PM  
1 votes:
Bye Carl.
2013-11-03 03:49:13 PM  
1 votes:
UGH!  I still say we should've done a Kickstarter to start a Sprint Cup team with the specific goal of wrecking the 48 team.  But who among us would've driven it?
2013-11-03 03:44:57 PM  
1 votes:

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 640x480]


Chernobyl on standby.
2013-11-03 03:42:53 PM  
1 votes:
It seems they've put the golden horseshoe into some kind of shielding, or shoved it so far up Johnson's rectum that it is unreachable.
2013-11-03 03:41:51 PM  
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-11-03 03:41:35 PM  
1 votes:
Fark it...time to break out the Vajrapani SUPAH BUDDHA:

img.fark.net

(Vajrapani is probably a bit more appropriate for a NEED IDOL/BUDDHA POWER NAO Buddha-emanation, seeing as Vajrapani is meant to be symbolic of the Power of the Buddha, and more specifically of the SMASHING OF SHIAT WHAT NEEDS TO BE SMASHED AS IT IS PREVENTING ENLIGHTENMENT)
2013-11-03 03:35:27 PM  
1 votes:
Hey guys, with this green I'm now seven away from 200.  WOO-HOO!
2013-11-03 03:32:20 PM  
1 votes:
Did McDowell just troll the whole fiend? lol
2013-11-03 03:28:44 PM  
1 votes:

WHILE WE WERE AWAY

i640.photobucket.com

i640.photobucket.com

2013-11-03 03:26:29 PM  
1 votes:

Professor Farksworth: Fark this race already. ALL POWER TO THE IDOLS!

AND SOMEONE GET BUDDAH IN HERE WOULD YA?!


Last I saw he was in thread 8,000,000.
2013-11-03 03:25:22 PM  
1 votes:
Fark this race already. ALL POWER TO THE IDOLS!

AND SOMEONE GET BUDDAH IN HERE WOULD YA?!
2013-11-03 03:14:33 PM  
1 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: [i42.tinypic.com image 850x1133]
I hope this help keep JJ out of the top 10!


Out of the top 10? I want him taken out forcibly in the first lap.
2013-11-03 03:11:45 PM  
1 votes:
Really?  These people are doing the most unsafe things you can possibly do in a motor vehicle, and they get the guy in charge of motor vehicle safety to give the commmand?
2013-11-03 03:08:45 PM  
1 votes:
Just finished up the housework and am ready to go racin'.....just as soon as I make a whiskey run.

/go Clintyoucheatingbastich!
2013-11-03 03:07:19 PM  
1 votes:

The Bestest: what time is green flag?


About one minute before a commercial break.
2013-11-03 03:06:19 PM  
1 votes:
Due to budget cutbacks, the flyby was performed by vintage aircraft.
2013-11-03 03:05:25 PM  
1 votes:
I always love when bands do the National Anthem because they don't try to get cute with it. They play it as it was written.

/Fark anyone who tries to extend/alter the pitch of the Anthem's notes
//Its the National Anthem, not your next chart topper, stop trying to make it "Your own"
///Slashies, threes, etc.
2013-11-03 03:02:50 PM  
1 votes:

clear_prop: $20 says I fall asleep by lap 75.


you could say that about most of us during a Texas race.
2013-11-03 02:53:29 PM  
1 votes:
I live in Kentucky, subby, I don't watch college football. This time of year is for Keeneland
2013-11-03 01:37:34 PM  
1 votes:

Are you not sports entertained?


img.fark.net

/finally with centerlined goodness!
//the idol made an appearance in thread 8,000,000
///hopefully that didn't weaken it and instead strengthened it
2013-11-03 09:36:26 AM  
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True NASCAR fans switch between the race and the games, subby. Football is never an issue, except when the post ends up in the wrong thread.

/so what my game's on at 4 today?
//yeah, my headline was a bit weak this week, so it didn't get picked.
 
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