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(Yahoo)   WILL Greg Biffle make good on his threat to end Jimmie Johnson's title hopes? HOW many people will actually be watching with football going on? Its the AAA Texas 500. Coverage begins at 3 PM EST on ESPN   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 271
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2013-11-03 06:13:07 PM
Damn, Kenseth has tons of doo-dads in his car.  Is one of them secret hyperjets and the other 48-car seeking missiles?
 
2013-11-03 06:13:11 PM

Professor Farksworth: Add Texas to the list of tracks that should NOT be in the Chase. Holy fark this is boring.


Lil Bee and I are playing Uno again, you can join us
 
2013-11-03 06:14:13 PM
Yeah it's so bad I'm reading up on the Pontiac Tojan...http://www.streetlegaltv.com/news/rare-american-classic-car-t he-pontia c-tojan/
 
2013-11-03 06:14:21 PM
I love teh term "cat-bird seat", but I hate it when they use it for the leader.
 
2013-11-03 06:15:36 PM
Well holy shiat I'm late to the party.

I noticed some folks posted my Buddhas earlier. Thank you so much. I had a couple hours on the DVR to catch up on. Thanks to ESPN it didn't take long.

I have assumed Lotus position.
I have diverted the Moss Landing Power Station to the idol.
I have drank many, many beers.
 
2013-11-03 06:15:40 PM
JIMMIE JOHNSON IS RUINING FARK NASCAR
 
2013-11-03 06:17:49 PM

PIT ROAD!!!

PIT ROAD!!!

PIT ROAD!!!

ONE MORE TIME!!!

i640.photobucket.com

 
2013-11-03 06:17:58 PM

crotchgrabber: Well holy shiat I'm late to the party.

I noticed some folks posted my Buddhas earlier. Thank you so much. I had a couple hours on the DVR to catch up on. Thanks to ESPN it didn't take long.

I have assumed Lotus position.
I have diverted the Moss Landing Power Station to the idol.
I have drank many, many beers.


CERN has agreed to place Tiny Buddha in the collision chamber.  We are hoping to discover the Siddhartha Boson and/or yellow Johnsonite.
 
2013-11-03 06:18:33 PM

bluorangefyre: Professor Farksworth: Add Texas to the list of tracks that should NOT be in the Chase. Holy fark this is boring.

BUT IT HELPS CENA JOHNSON!


It's what's best for business.
 
2013-11-03 06:18:57 PM

Tellingthem: Yeah it's so bad I'm reading up on the Pontiac Tojan...http://www.streetlegaltv.com/news/rare-american-classic-car-t he-pontia c-tojan/


That is so 1980s ugly... and I want it.

I've got a Fiero in storage. Perfect shape. Only about 12k miles on it.
 
2013-11-03 06:19:46 PM
@nateryan
For Sprint Cup debuts, Parker Kligerman's in No. 30 has been decent. He's 24th and is ahead of 21 1 31 and 10.


/Jalopnik will be all over this
 
2013-11-03 06:19:49 PM

Tellingthem: Yeah it's so bad I'm reading up on the Pontiac Tojan...http://www.streetlegaltv.com/news/rare-american-classic-car-t he-pontia c-tojan/


The 3rd gen Kammback is also interesting.

http://blog.hemmings.com/index.php/2007/06/15/kammback-pontiac-tiny- sc reaming-chicken/
 
2013-11-03 06:21:16 PM

Mztlplx: crotchgrabber: Well holy shiat I'm late to the party.

I noticed some folks posted my Buddhas earlier. Thank you so much. I had a couple hours on the DVR to catch up on. Thanks to ESPN it didn't take long.

I have assumed Lotus position.
I have diverted the Moss Landing Power Station to the idol.
I have drank many, many beers.

CERN has agreed to place Tiny Buddha in the collision chamber.  We are hoping to discover the Siddhartha Boson and/or yellow Johnsonite.


I was late to the thread because I was in my garage... installing a teeny hadron collider in the belly of my Buddha.
 
2013-11-03 06:21:20 PM

The Bestest: bluorangefyre: Professor Farksworth: Add Texas to the list of tracks that should NOT be in the Chase. Holy fark this is boring.

BUT IT HELPS CENA JOHNSON!

It's what's best for business.


cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-11-03 06:21:31 PM

The Bestest: bluorangefyre: Professor Farksworth: Add Texas to the list of tracks that should NOT be in the Chase. Holy fark this is boring.

BUT IT HELPS CENA JOHNSON!

It's what's best for business.

 
2013-11-03 06:22:11 PM

crotchgrabber: Tellingthem: Yeah it's so bad I'm reading up on the Pontiac Tojan...http://www.streetlegaltv.com/news/rare-american-classic-car-t he-pontia c-tojan/

That is so 1980s ugly... and I want it.

I've got a Fiero in storage. Perfect shape. Only about 12k miles on it.


I've always liked fiero's. Always heard the late models were actually pretty good cars. But yeah this thing is...well...yeah the 80's. That logo looks like something out a cartoon.
 
2013-11-03 06:22:11 PM

KYLE!!!

i640.photobucket.com

 
2013-11-03 06:24:03 PM
Need a caution right about now.
 
2013-11-03 06:24:34 PM

Tellingthem: crotchgrabber: Tellingthem: Yeah it's so bad I'm reading up on the Pontiac Tojan...http://www.streetlegaltv.com/news/rare-american-classic-car-t he-pontia c-tojan/

That is so 1980s ugly... and I want it.

I've got a Fiero in storage. Perfect shape. Only about 12k miles on it.

I've always liked fiero's. Always heard the late models were actually pretty good cars. But yeah this thing is...well...yeah the 80's. That logo looks like something out a cartoon.


Like many GM vehicles, the final year of production produced a damn fine automobile that nobody wanted because of the earlier ones.
 
2013-11-03 06:26:45 PM
@SamanthaBusch
Gosh darn it, so beyond frustrated with this whole dang weekend. Sorry for the S word I usually don't do that

/suck?
/silicone?
 
2013-11-03 06:27:09 PM

Tellingthem: crotchgrabber: Tellingthem: Yeah it's so bad I'm reading up on the Pontiac Tojan...http://www.streetlegaltv.com/news/rare-american-classic-car-t he-pontia c-tojan/

That is so 1980s ugly... and I want it.

I've got a Fiero in storage. Perfect shape. Only about 12k miles on it.

I've always liked fiero's. Always heard the late models were actually pretty good cars. But yeah this thing is...well...yeah the 80's. That logo looks like something out a cartoon.


Mine's the 5 speed with the V6... I've only driven it a couple times. It's a beast. A tiny, cheesey beast.

Boring race is boring.
 
2013-11-03 06:27:19 PM
Would it be easier if Jimmie was put in the role as the villain of NASCAR?

He could chase down all the baby face "young guns" and put them in the wall week after week just to wear the black hat...

Is that what you guys would rather have?
 
2013-11-03 06:28:35 PM

crotchgrabber: Tellingthem: Yeah it's so bad I'm reading up on the Pontiac Tojan...http://www.streetlegaltv.com/news/rare-american-classic-car-t he-pontia c-tojan/

That is so 1980s ugly... and I want it.

I've got a Fiero in storage. Perfect shape. Only about 12k miles on it.


It was sad that the very best Fiero was during the very last year of production.  I guess that's typical of GM production, it takes them a while to get it right.  Anyway, I see you can get a Pontiac G8 for about $15k, and I want one.
/tough to justify the use-fullness of a rwd car where I live though
 
2013-11-03 06:29:31 PM
I say next week we have a backup plan to keep the thread lively in the face of boredom and the WWE NASCAR installing its vanilla champion.  We shall be working on this during the week.
 
2013-11-03 06:30:27 PM

good_2_go: @SamanthaBusch
Gosh darn it, so beyond frustrated with this whole dang weekend. Sorry for the S word I usually don't do that

/suck?
/silicone?


Has she ever heard her husband speak?
 
2013-11-03 06:30:31 PM

smerfnablin: Would it be easier if Jimmie was put in the role as the villain of NASCAR?

He could chase down all the baby face "young guns" and put them in the wall week after week just to wear the black hat...

Is that what you guys would rather have?


I'd rather have him come out just once and say something that isn't the company line. Remember when Kyle won the first COT race at Bristol? He gets out of a WINNING car and calls it a piece of shiat. Fined. Keslowski, the reigning champ says the Gen6 car needs work. Fined. I like the guys that speak opposition to the power. Jimmie just does what he's told. And his crew chief is a cheating son of a biatch.

How do you not get this?
 
2013-11-03 06:30:49 PM

Tom_Slick: Tellingthem: Yeah it's so bad I'm reading up on the Pontiac Tojan...http://www.streetlegaltv.com/news/rare-american-classic-car-t he-pontia c-tojan/

The 3rd gen Kammback is also interesting.

http://blog.hemmings.com/index.php/2007/06/15/kammback-pontiac-tiny- sc reaming-chicken/


Interesting. Probably my two favorites are either the Firehawk or the Lingenfelter. Someday I'll hopefully have both. Or even one...
 
2013-11-03 06:31:14 PM

smerfnablin: Would it be easier if Jimmie was put in the role as the villain of NASCAR?

He could chase down all the baby face "young guns" and put them in the wall week after week just to wear the black hat...

Is that what you guys would rather have?


I'ts what best-ah for business-ah.
 
2013-11-03 06:31:20 PM

QueenMamaBee: good_2_go: @SamanthaBusch
Gosh darn it, so beyond frustrated with this whole dang weekend. Sorry for the S word I usually don't do that

/suck?
/silicone?

Has she ever heard her husband speak?


She probably has, but her mind automatically bleeps out every other word.
 
2013-11-03 06:32:20 PM

smerfnablin: Would it be easier if Jimmie was put in the role as the villain of NASCAR?

He could chase down all the baby face "young guns" and put them in the wall week after week just to wear the black hat...

Is that what you guys would rather have?


Yes.. that would actually help.. but would also require him to have some damn charisma to pull off.

Here's the problem most people have with JJ: he's a damn robot, both in persona and ability. His biggest skill is consistency, which isn't exactly the most fun thing in the world to watch.
 
2013-11-03 06:33:54 PM

crotchgrabber: smerfnablin: Would it be easier if Jimmie was put in the role as the villain of NASCAR?

He could chase down all the baby face "young guns" and put them in the wall week after week just to wear the black hat...

Is that what you guys would rather have?

I'd rather have him come out just once and say something that isn't the company line. Remember when Kyle won the first COT race at Bristol? He gets out of a WINNING car and calls it a piece of shiat. Fined. Keslowski, the reigning champ says the Gen6 car needs work. Fined. I like the guys that speak opposition to the power. Jimmie just does what he's told. And his crew chief is a cheating son of a biatch.

How do you not get this?


www.alexanderlehmann.net
 
2013-11-03 06:35:02 PM
Well I'm downloading Celestia.  We see a pretty bright star or planet outside right now and I'm trying to figure out what it is.
 
2013-11-03 06:35:44 PM

bluorangefyre: Well I'm downloading Celestia.  We see a pretty bright star or planet outside right now and I'm trying to figure out what it is.


there was a solar eclipse this morning I apparently missed
 
2013-11-03 06:35:47 PM

ski9600: crotchgrabber: Tellingthem: Yeah it's so bad I'm reading up on the Pontiac Tojan...http://www.streetlegaltv.com/news/rare-american-classic-car-t he-pontia c-tojan/

That is so 1980s ugly... and I want it.

I've got a Fiero in storage. Perfect shape. Only about 12k miles on it.

It was sad that the very best Fiero was during the very last year of production.  I guess that's typical of GM production, it takes them a while to get it right.  Anyway, I see you can get a Pontiac G8 for about $15k, and I want one.
/tough to justify the use-fullness of a rwd car where I live though


Wow, I guess everyone knows that the last year is the best year for a Fiero.  I was just looking at Corvettes, and commenting that they never fall below $10k.  When I was in high school 30 years ago, I could buy a used Corvette for about $10k, and now I can still buy a Corvette for the same cost.  It's weird, because the cost of a new top of the line Corvette is around $80k
 
2013-11-03 06:35:51 PM

bluorangefyre: Well I'm downloading Celestia.  We see a pretty bright star or planet outside right now and I'm trying to figure out what it is.


Great race, huh?
 
2013-11-03 06:36:02 PM

crotchgrabber: smerfnablin: Would it be easier if Jimmie was put in the role as the villain of NASCAR?

He could chase down all the baby face "young guns" and put them in the wall week after week just to wear the black hat...

Is that what you guys would rather have?

I'd rather have him come out just once and say something that isn't the company line. Remember when Kyle won the first COT race at Bristol? He gets out of a WINNING car and calls it a piece of shiat. Fined. Keslowski, the reigning champ says the Gen6 car needs work. Fined. I like the guys that speak opposition to the power. Jimmie just does what he's told. And his crew chief is a cheating son of a biatch.

How do you not get this?


Because secretly he works on the 48 team.
 
2013-11-03 06:36:19 PM
@ESPNMcGee
I don't think it's fair they let R2 fix the 48's hyperdrive.
 
2013-11-03 06:36:42 PM

The Bestest: Here's the problem most people have with JJ: he's a damn robot, both in persona and ability. His biggest skill is consistency, which isn't exactly the most fun thing in the world to watch.


This. He's basically the New York Yankees of NASCAR.
 
2013-11-03 06:36:52 PM

crotchgrabber: bluorangefyre: Well I'm downloading Celestia.  We see a pretty bright star or planet outside right now and I'm trying to figure out what it is.

Great race, huh?


Yeah, I'd better download this program so I don't smash my computer watching the stream.
 
2013-11-03 06:37:11 PM

bluorangefyre: Well I'm downloading Celestia.  We see a pretty bright star or planet outside right now and I'm trying to figure out what it is.


Off to the southwest, about 30 degrees above the horizon?  Venus.  if you look east about at about 9-10, you'll find Jupiter rising.
 
2013-11-03 06:37:52 PM

The Bestest: bluorangefyre: Well I'm downloading Celestia.  We see a pretty bright star or planet outside right now and I'm trying to figure out what it is.

there was a solar eclipse this morning I apparently missed


Last full moon had some sort of weird eclipse where the earth just blocked out a little edge of the moon. Usually when interesting sky stuff happens the fog and marine layer make it pointless, but I got to see that one.

Oh, final lap.
 
2013-11-03 06:38:16 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-03 06:38:51 PM
Johnson.  And the crowd goes meh.

Clintyoucheatingbastich gets 10th.
 
2013-11-03 06:39:25 PM
Retch
 
2013-11-03 06:39:28 PM
I feel like putting on some khaki's and a polo shirt to celebrate this win.
 
2013-11-03 06:40:32 PM

crotchgrabber: I feel like putting on some khaki's and a polo shirt to celebrate this win.


Have a bologna and mayo on white.
 
2013-11-03 06:40:51 PM

crotchgrabber: I feel like putting on some khaki's and a polo shirt to celebrate this win.


Don't forget the perfect dudebro beard.
 
2013-11-03 06:41:12 PM
Congrats, JJ fans.

Bummer about Kyle speeding.  He was top three, finishes 13th.  There goes the Chase.  He had a good year, though, and he will be even better next year, I hope.
 
2013-11-03 06:41:20 PM

The Bestest: crotchgrabber: I feel like putting on some khaki's and a polo shirt to celebrate this win.

Have a bologna and mayo on white.


It's a little dry. I need a glass of nonfat milk.
 
2013-11-03 06:41:37 PM

bluorangefyre: I say next week we have a backup plan to keep the thread lively in the face of boredom and the WWE NASCAR installing its vanilla champion.  We shall be working on this during the week.


Will it involve drinking?
/sounds good, I'm in!
//anything to stop this 48 car
 
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