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(Yahoo)   WILL Greg Biffle make good on his threat to end Jimmie Johnson's title hopes? HOW many people will actually be watching with football going on? Its the AAA Texas 500. Coverage begins at 3 PM EST on ESPN   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 271
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2013-11-03 05:34:15 PM

Mztlplx: vegaswench: Thanks, Brad!

I'm trying to get tix for Lightning/Oilers this Thursday in Tampa.

/Bolts just might be for real this year


Speaking of things from Tampa Bay, the Bucs are beating Seattle???
 
2013-11-03 05:34:36 PM

Tom_Slick: So how has the race been? I've been successfully getting my TR6 to have ignition and lighting working at the same time.  Thank you Painless universal wiring harness, Powerspark Distributor and MSD Ignition.


Darn, I've got a case of this on the shelf hoping to sell...
www3.telus.net
 
2013-11-03 05:35:02 PM

Tom_Slick: Painless universal wiring harness


No such animal.
 
2013-11-03 05:35:23 PM

Mztlplx: vegaswench: Thanks, Brad!

I'm trying to get tix for Lightning/Oilers this Thursday in Tampa.

/Bolts just might be for real this year


Cool.  Have fun!  The way the Oilers are playing this year, coupled with injuries, it should be a fun game for Lightning fans. ;)
 
2013-11-03 05:36:16 PM

bluorangefyre: Mztlplx: vegaswench: Thanks, Brad!

I'm trying to get tix for Lightning/Oilers this Thursday in Tampa.

/Bolts just might be for real this year

Speaking of things from Tampa Bay, the Bucs are beating Seattle???


Sometimes even God tries to divide by zero.
 
2013-11-03 05:38:43 PM

Mztlplx: bluorangefyre: Mztlplx: vegaswench: Thanks, Brad!

I'm trying to get tix for Lightning/Oilers this Thursday in Tampa.

/Bolts just might be for real this year

Speaking of things from Tampa Bay, the Bucs are beating Seattle???

Sometimes even God tries to divide by zero.


Well it could just be my dad is trying to ensure the Jags get the #1 pick in 2014.
 
2013-11-03 05:39:07 PM

QueenMamaBee: Professor Farksworth: QueenMamaBee: Fan hall of fame?

 I have a UK tattoo, does that get me in?

UK? As in University of Kentucky?

yup :)


Dammit. I knew if you were a Harvick fan there had to be something imperfect about you.

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2013-11-03 05:40:21 PM

Professor Farksworth: QueenMamaBee: Professor Farksworth: QueenMamaBee: Fan hall of fame?

 I have a UK tattoo, does that get me in?

UK? As in University of Kentucky?

yup :)

Dammit. I knew if you were a Harvick fan there had to be something imperfect about you.

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blogs.ajc.com
 
2013-11-03 05:41:35 PM

Mztlplx: Tom_Slick: Painless universal wiring harness

No such animal.


Yup. worked out just fine

Warchild: Tom_Slick: So how has the race been? I've been successfully getting my TR6 to have ignition and lighting working at the same time.  Thank you Painless universal wiring harness, Powerspark Distributor and MSD Ignition.

I think Lucas, the Prince of Darkness may be involved.


I have excised the Prince, ditched the Strombergs for Weber Side Drafts, installed all new modern gauges, modified the lighting  using reliable junk yard parts and custom built LED taillights out of a set of trailer lights.
 
2013-11-03 05:41:46 PM
@RodneyChilders4
Short pitting is normally a good thing @TXMotorSpeedway .. You can gain more on the front of the run than you lose at the end of the run.
 
2013-11-03 05:42:14 PM

While we were away

i640.photobucket.com

 
2013-11-03 05:42:42 PM

Professor Farksworth: QueenMamaBee: Professor Farksworth: QueenMamaBee: Fan hall of fame?

 I have a UK tattoo, does that get me in?

UK? As in University of Kentucky?

yup :)

Dammit. I knew if you were a Harvick fan there had to be something imperfect about you.

[img.fark.net image 408x600]


Lol. Well, I guess y'all had to win that championship to get the focus off of your coach's off-court performance issues. :p
 
2013-11-03 05:42:57 PM
Frustrated? Kurt Busch? Really?
 
2013-11-03 05:43:36 PM
YES!  YES!!  YES!!!

The idols have started to come online!
 
2013-11-03 05:44:06 PM
noontimesports.files.wordpress.com

Who needs football when you have a fully stocked robotics lab????

/IHTFP '86
 
2013-11-03 05:45:44 PM
That "Fresh from Florida" on Kenseth's dash makes me nervous.
 
2013-11-03 05:47:30 PM
@dcaraviello
Slow pit stop for Jimmie Johnson at Texas. Does Chad Knaus know the No. 24 crew is available?
 
2013-11-03 05:47:31 PM
A caution would be a very welcome thing right about now.
 
2013-11-03 05:50:22 PM
@dustinlong
Kenseth on radio: "I can't keep up (with 48). Really loose in. Really loose off. Wobbly again.''
 
2013-11-03 05:51:07 PM
Brad, please punt the 48 before he passes you.
 
2013-11-03 05:51:51 PM
Juablo picked up a passenger
 
2013-11-03 05:52:02 PM

Juan Pablo Montiyah

 
2013-11-03 05:52:03 PM
REAL DEBRIS
 
2013-11-03 05:52:32 PM

HELLO!  MY NAME IS JUAN PABLO MONTOYA.  I'M LEAVING YOU SOME DEBRIS.  PREPARE TO DIE!

i640.photobucket.com

 
2013-11-03 05:52:59 PM
WTF was that, Juan?
 
2013-11-03 05:54:14 PM
I'm gonna miss Juan next year
 
2013-11-03 05:54:19 PM

good_2_go: WTF was that, Juan?


Parting threat at the 48?
 
2013-11-03 05:54:43 PM

good_2_go: WTF was that, Juan?


shiatting all over the track as a Final FU as he heads to Indy.
 
2013-11-03 05:56:42 PM

Tom_Slick: good_2_go: WTF was that, Juan?

shiatting all over the track as a Final FU as he heads to Indy.


I think he was talking about how JPM pulled alongside and then in front of the 48 to try and block his entry to pit road.
 
2013-11-03 05:57:28 PM
Why the fark is he saving fuel?  He still has to come in one more time.
 
2013-11-03 05:58:03 PM

bluorangefyre: Tom_Slick: good_2_go: WTF was that, Juan?

shiatting all over the track as a Final FU as he heads to Indy.

I think he was talking about how JPM pulled alongside and then in front of the 48 to try and block his entry to pit road.


Ok fine then a Final FU to JJ.  I'm OK with this.

/I hardly ever pay attention to pit stops.
 
2013-11-03 05:58:33 PM

bluorangefyre: Tom_Slick: good_2_go: WTF was that, Juan?

shiatting all over the track as a Final FU as he heads to Indy.

I think he was talking about how JPM pulled alongside and then in front of the 48 to try and block his entry to pit road.


Yes, bobbing and weaving on the apron while the pace car and those headed to pit road had to dodge him.
 
2013-11-03 05:59:42 PM
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH
 
2013-11-03 05:59:48 PM
WTF???  Teal screen???
 
2013-11-03 06:00:14 PM

Professor Farksworth: BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH


I was about to say my side-by-side was one-sided.
 
2013-11-03 06:01:04 PM
So, now that we have fuel injection in Sprint Cup I can see that shutting off the ignition will shut off the fuel delivery.  But, how does shutting off the ignition reduce fuel consumption when you have a carbureter?
 
2013-11-03 06:01:27 PM
@brantjames
It's a dreaded fuel strategy/tire management race to the finish.
 
2013-11-03 06:02:24 PM

good_2_go: @brantjames
It's a dreaded fuel strategy/tire management race to the finish.


..and this would be worse than the rest of the race so far, how?
 
2013-11-03 06:04:56 PM
not that it really matters. i should have started JJ over kenseth in yahoo this week.
 
2013-11-03 06:05:25 PM

ski9600: So, now that we have fuel injection in Sprint Cup I can see that shutting off the ignition will shut off the fuel delivery.  But, how does shutting off the ignition reduce fuel consumption when you have a carbureter?


Because they have electric fuel pumps
 
2013-11-03 06:05:52 PM

Professor Farksworth: BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH


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2013-11-03 06:06:23 PM

Not that its gonna help anything at this point, but you never know.

img.photobucket.com

 
2013-11-03 06:06:58 PM
holy sh*t, the race is still going?

JJ is still in the lead?

Screw it, I'mma have more heart surgery. It's less painful than this race.
 
2013-11-03 06:08:09 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: holy sh*t, the race is still going?

JJ is still in the lead?

Screw it, I'mma have more heart surgery. It's less painful than this race.


Have them install one of Cheney's slightly used hearts so you can gain the power of Force Lightning.
 
2013-11-03 06:09:14 PM
We get it. Sylvania headlights are better.

damn. some race huh?
 
2013-11-03 06:09:33 PM
Add Texas to the list of tracks that should NOT be in the Chase. Holy fark this is boring.
 
2013-11-03 06:09:51 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: holy sh*t, the race is still going?

JJ is still in the lead?

Screw it, I'mma have more heart surgery. It's less painful than this race.


It's <strike>boring</strike> Texas, DAM.  It's like Kansas, but without the excitement.
 
2013-11-03 06:10:03 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Screw it, I'mma have more heart surgery. It's less painful than this race.

 
2013-11-03 06:10:44 PM

Professor Farksworth: Add Texas to the list of tracks that should NOT be in the Chase. Holy fark this is boring.


BUT IT HELPS CENA JOHNSON!
 
2013-11-03 06:10:56 PM

Professor Farksworth: Add Texas to the list of tracks that should NOT be in the Chase. Holy fark this is boring.


IndyCar race is 1000x better than this here
 
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