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(Yahoo)   WILL Greg Biffle make good on his threat to end Jimmie Johnson's title hopes? HOW many people will actually be watching with football going on? Its the AAA Texas 500. Coverage begins at 3 PM EST on ESPN   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 271
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2013-11-03 04:37:08 PM

bluorangefyre: radiofreewill: Just turned the stream on. Nice day to give my new phone a shakedown.

Well, not much happening.  Well other than Busch and Gordon hitting the wall, and the asshat dominating.


Is the idol to full power yet?
 
2013-11-03 04:38:11 PM

radiofreewill: bluorangefyre: radiofreewill: Just turned the stream on. Nice day to give my new phone a shakedown.

Well, not much happening.  Well other than Busch and Gordon hitting the wall, and the asshat dominating.

Is the idol to full power yet?


I've got Chernobyl coming online, about to fire up TMI-2.
 
2013-11-03 04:38:45 PM
Just checking in. Looks the same?
 
2013-11-03 04:39:35 PM
HOLY CRAP!  That was a lightning fast stop.  Now don't speed and you may actually get closer to him.
 
2013-11-03 04:41:14 PM

Mad Mark: good_2_go: [dy.snimg.com image 800x597]

So, what did Harvick fire off about now?


"Harvick Bashes Childress' Grandsons"
 
2013-11-03 04:43:43 PM
"Still shy of half way" = nowhere near half way yet.
 
2013-11-03 04:43:56 PM
It sounds like even the announcers are bored and probably screamed for coffee on the last break.
 
2013-11-03 04:47:46 PM
My God... is there ANYTHING Peyton doesn't advertise for?
 
2013-11-03 04:52:20 PM

bluorangefyre: My God... is there ANYTHING Peyton doesn't advertise for?


Instant Monkeys Online. He doesn't care for monkeys; especially ones that are instantly sent to you.
 
2013-11-03 04:52:28 PM
@brantjames
Johnson-Kenseth are never gonna decide this on the track. too close. time to schedule a tournament of sporting contests for Miami.
 
2013-11-03 04:53:04 PM

good_2_go: Mad Mark: good_2_go: [dy.snimg.com image 800x597]

So, what did Harvick fire off about now?

"Harvick Bashes Childress' Grandsons"


I gathered that from the cartoon, but I was hoping for some Farker dirt on the matter.
/too lazy to Google
 
2013-11-03 04:54:31 PM
I'm just gonna say it here since I'm too lazy to go to the NFL thread...

I BLAME ROETHLISBERGER!!!
 
2013-11-03 04:58:29 PM

Mad Mark: good_2_go: Mad Mark: good_2_go: [dy.snimg.com image 800x597]

So, what did Harvick fire off about now?

"Harvick Bashes Childress' Grandsons"

I gathered that from the cartoon, but I was hoping for some Farker dirt on the matter.
/too lazy to Google


Harvick and one of the Dillons (Ty?) exchanged paint at the truck race last week multiple times, the Dillon spun Harvick out then Happy said the spoiled kids were the reason he was leaving RCR.
 
2013-11-03 04:58:35 PM

Kinda early, but oh well

i640.photobucket.com

 
2013-11-03 04:59:37 PM
I wonder if Kenseth is gonna troll Jimmie and go with two this time around?
 
2013-11-03 04:59:54 PM
Gotta admit it's bad when they're reporting on Paul Menard's handling issues.

/thanking the Deity for Jim Beam
 
2013-11-03 05:02:23 PM
Did you see how close the Biff got to Johnson just now?
 
2013-11-03 05:02:29 PM
Biffle makes his point, ESPN misses it covering pit stops.
 
2013-11-03 05:03:53 PM
Random question time, since this is boring as fark....which Dillon is it that wears the cowboy hat, and is he mildly retarded?
 
2013-11-03 05:05:21 PM

bluorangefyre: I'm just gonna say it here since I'm too lazy to go to the NFL thread...

I BLAME ROETHLISBERGER!!!


Did somebody get raped?
 
2013-11-03 05:05:21 PM

DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!  MR. KENSETH

i640.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com

 
2013-11-03 05:06:06 PM

QueenMamaBee: Random question time, since this is boring as fark....which Dillon is it that wears the cowboy hat, and is he mildly retarded?


A) Marshal.  B) Festus is the mildly retarded one.
 
2013-11-03 05:08:12 PM
Well I think barring a Biblical plague descending upon the entire Hendrick organization, this race and pretty much the entire season is basically over.
 
2013-11-03 05:10:32 PM
@bobpockrass
Kenseth told speed was 50.06 ... the pit road speed was 45 mph ... given 5-mph cushion so if was 49.99 would be OK.
 
2013-11-03 05:10:39 PM

clear_prop: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: clear_prop: $20 says I fall asleep by lap 75.

you could say that about most of us during a Texas race.

True, but I'm not usually three beers in by 11am.


I started during the F1 race @ 5:30.  I'm going to make some hamburgers soon w/cheese, tomato, pickle and onion.
 
2013-11-03 05:11:12 PM

QueenMamaBee: Random question time, since this is boring as fark....which Dillon is it that wears the cowboy hat, and is he mildly retarded?


Austin (nationwide series) wears the hat

Ty (camping World Series) is the one with Down's syndrome

Harvick will probably wreck both next year
 
2013-11-03 05:11:57 PM
NASCAR is a Kenseth fan?

/nope
//actual debris
 
2013-11-03 05:12:05 PM

YAY, DEBRIS!

i640.photobucket.com

 
2013-11-03 05:13:16 PM

Was busy watching the game, I'm assuming Sacreu Bleu and Edwards Engine Needs AFLAC

 
2013-11-03 05:13:36 PM
Matt's gonna take two for the track position.

Also, my house is full of anger right now.  Wife yelling at the game on TV, and me throwing headphones once they claimed Kenseth sped.
 
2013-11-03 05:15:21 PM

bluorangefyre: Matt's gonna take two for the track position.

Also, my house is full of anger right now.  Wife yelling at the game on TV, and me throwing headphones once they claimed Kenseth sped.


Cheer up

NASCAR hates Jimmie and Chad so they will find some way to screw this up
 
2013-11-03 05:19:38 PM
Fan hall of fame?

 I have a UK tattoo, does that get me in?
 
2013-11-03 05:19:49 PM

bluorangefyre: UGH!  I still say we should've done a Kickstarter to start a Sprint Cup team with the specific goal of wrecking the 48 team.  But who among us would've driven it?


Oooh, mememememememe!

/I'm an excellent driver
//hit 175 @ LVMS in one of those fake indycars
///it was funny when one of the guys that signed up couldn't fit in the cockpit
 
2013-11-03 05:19:49 PM

Professor Farksworth: Was busy watching the game, I'm assuming Sacreu Bleu and Edwards Engine Needs AFLAC


We're not missing much here it appears. fire idols
 
2013-11-03 05:20:37 PM

DanZero: Professor Farksworth: Was busy watching the game, I'm assuming Sacreu Bleu and Edwards Engine Needs AFLAC

We're not missing much here it appears. fire idols


I'm busy flogging the idols right now.
 
2013-11-03 05:22:19 PM
Wait, so not only is Truex going to Furniture Row next year, he's taking his whole crew with him? lol

So is MWR dropping to a 2 car team then?
 
2013-11-03 05:23:47 PM

smerfnablin: NASCAR hates Jimmie and Chad so they will find some way to screw this up


Wut?

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-11-03 05:23:48 PM

The Bestest: Wait, so not only is Truex going to Furniture Row next year, he's taking his whole crew with him? lol

So is MWR dropping to a 2 car team then?


Yes
 
2013-11-03 05:24:27 PM

bluorangefyre: DanZero: Professor Farksworth: Was busy watching the game, I'm assuming Sacreu Bleu and Edwards Engine Needs AFLAC

We're not missing much here it appears. fire idols

I'm busy flogging the idols right now.


Between 48 and PIT fail, I need to flog something real soon. Bad day.

/KyBu's got a black rapper on his grill, yo
 
2013-11-03 05:25:47 PM

DanZero: bluorangefyre: DanZero: Professor Farksworth: Was busy watching the game, I'm assuming Sacreu Bleu and Edwards Engine Needs AFLAC

We're not missing much here it appears. fire idols

I'm busy flogging the idols right now.

Between 48 and PIT fail, I need to flog something real soon. Bad day.

/KyBu's got a black rapper on his grill, yo


Add to it the Gators lost to a pathetic excuse of a football team that is a complete embarassment to sports, and FSU won... yeah, not a great weekend.
 
2013-11-03 05:26:36 PM
@brantjames
Kyle Busch is going to liquify his nougat at these temperatures.
 
2013-11-03 05:28:08 PM
Thanks, Brad!
 
2013-11-03 05:30:13 PM
So how has the race been? I've been successfully getting my TR6 to have ignition and lighting working at the same time.  Thank you Painless universal wiring harness, Powerspark Distributor and MSD Ignition.
 
2013-11-03 05:31:00 PM

QueenMamaBee: Fan hall of fame?

 I have a UK tattoo, does that get me in?


UK? As in University of Kentucky?
 
2013-11-03 05:31:27 PM

Tom_Slick: So how has the race been? I've been successfully getting my TR6 to have ignition and lighting working at the same time.  Thank you Painless universal wiring harness, Powerspark Distributor and MSD Ignition.


Boring, the asshat is dominating, and Mr. McMahon NASCAR decided to call a BS speeding penalty on Kenseth.
 
2013-11-03 05:32:13 PM

bluorangefyre: Tom_Slick: So how has the race been? I've been successfully getting my TR6 to have ignition and lighting working at the same time.  Thank you Painless universal wiring harness, Powerspark Distributor and MSD Ignition.

Boring, the asshat is dominating, and Mr. McMahon NASCAR decided to call a BS speeding penalty on Kenseth.


So status quo then.
 
2013-11-03 05:32:35 PM
And people were saying today's GP was boring...
 
2013-11-03 05:32:41 PM

vegaswench: Thanks, Brad!


I'm trying to get tix for Lightning/Oilers this Thursday in Tampa.

/Bolts just might be for real this year
 
2013-11-03 05:33:29 PM

Tom_Slick: So how has the race been? I've been successfully getting my TR6 to have ignition and lighting working at the same time.  Thank you Painless universal wiring harness, Powerspark Distributor and MSD Ignition.


I think Lucas, the Prince of Darkness may be involved.
 
2013-11-03 05:33:42 PM

Professor Farksworth: QueenMamaBee: Fan hall of fame?

 I have a UK tattoo, does that get me in?

UK? As in University of Kentucky?


yup :)
 
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