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(Yahoo)   WILL Greg Biffle make good on his threat to end Jimmie Johnson's title hopes? HOW many people will actually be watching with football going on? Its the AAA Texas 500. Coverage begins at 3 PM EST on ESPN   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 271
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2013-11-03 03:44:57 PM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 640x480]


Chernobyl on standby.
 
2013-11-03 03:47:24 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mztlplx: bluorangefyre: Hey guys, with this green I'm now seven away from 200.  WOO-HOO!

Coming up on 10 years as a Farker....and I got one.  On the politics tab no less.

/still feels validated

39 in 11 years


89 in 10 years, but a few of those were Fark Parties.
 
2013-11-03 03:49:13 PM
UGH!  I still say we should've done a Kickstarter to start a Sprint Cup team with the specific goal of wrecking the 48 team.  But who among us would've driven it?
 
2013-11-03 03:49:15 PM
Bye Carl.
 
2013-11-03 03:50:00 PM
damn there are a lot of empty seats
 
2013-11-03 03:50:07 PM

bluorangefyre: UGH!  I still say we should've done a Kickstarter to start a Sprint Cup team with the specific goal of wrecking the 48 team.  But who among us would've driven it?


Tkat.
 
2013-11-03 03:51:11 PM

Mztlplx: bluorangefyre: UGH!  I still say we should've done a Kickstarter to start a Sprint Cup team with the specific goal of wrecking the 48 team.  But who among us would've driven it?

Tkat.


And we get GoFastTurnLeft to commemorate the moment forever.
 
2013-11-03 03:51:18 PM
C'mon Danica.. it's go time. That sticker in your car even says so. Why are you disobeying your sticker?
 
2013-11-03 03:51:18 PM
Well I have to say that the game of Uno that Lil Bee and I just played has been more interesting than this race so far
 
2013-11-03 03:51:48 PM
KyBu issues

VW inconsolable
 
2013-11-03 03:51:59 PM
Oh, Rowdy Rowdy Rowdy Rowdy Rowdy.......
 
2013-11-03 03:52:03 PM
..and I JUST popped a leftover Halloween Snickers in my mouth, too
 
2013-11-03 03:52:10 PM
18 taps the wall.

/snickering 'cos I'm satisfied.
 
2013-11-03 03:52:16 PM

Shrub Brush The Wall *Snickers*

 
2013-11-03 03:52:58 PM
Heh. I didn't even have to ask Little Lord Baby Jesus for that.
 
2013-11-03 03:53:16 PM

DAMNIT KYLE!  YOU WERE OUR ONLY HOPE!

i640.photobucket.com

 
2013-11-03 03:53:56 PM
Kyle, have a Snickers.

Why?

You get a little crashy when you're hungry.
 
2013-11-03 03:54:56 PM

Jensaarai: Kyle, have a Snickers.

Why?

You get a little crashy when you're hungry.


OH YEAH? WHY DONT YOU SHUT THE *BLEEP* UP *BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!*
 
2013-11-03 03:55:45 PM

Jensaarai: Kyle, have a Snickers.

Why?

You get a little crashy when you're hungry.

.
Sooo.....a Snickers I.V.?
 
2013-11-03 03:56:03 PM

DanZero: Jensaarai: Kyle, have a Snickers.

Why?

You get a little crashy when you're hungry.

OH YEAH? WHY DONT YOU SHUT THE *BLEEP* UP *BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!*


Feel better?
 
2013-11-03 03:57:21 PM

DanZero: Jensaarai: Kyle, have a Snickers.

Why?

You get a little crashy when you're hungry.

OH YEAH? WHY DONT YOU SHUT THE *BLEEP* UP *BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!*


No, that'd be Kurt's response. Kyle would just sulk.
 
2013-11-03 03:57:38 PM
Carl, do us all a favor and turn hard right into the car directly to your right on the re-start.  We will never say a bad word about you ever again..
 
2013-11-03 04:02:22 PM
dy.snimg.com
 
2013-11-03 04:03:22 PM
Thank you Junior for NOT following the script!
 
2013-11-03 04:05:57 PM
@nateryan
Matt Kenseth on the debris: "You should tell those guys if they want, they can pick all those up at once."
 
2013-11-03 04:07:33 PM

WhyteRaven74: damn there are a lot of empty seats


@brantjames
TMS might wanna rethink that big TV if this many are going to show up to watch a Chase race on it.
 
2013-11-03 04:08:09 PM
WHILE WE WERE AWAY
 
2013-11-03 04:08:25 PM

While We Were Away...Crash To End Championship

 
2013-11-03 04:08:46 PM
While we were away.......Jefe is done.
 
2013-11-03 04:09:10 PM

WHILE WE WERE AWAY AGAIN

i640.photobucket.com

 
2013-11-03 04:09:24 PM

Professor Farksworth: While We Were Away...Crash To End Championship


Nice.

PIT vs NE -- whatcha think?
 
2013-11-03 04:10:32 PM

DanZero: WHILE WE WERE AWAY


Something strange about how I knew about it right away because I'm watching it on an illegal stream instead of paying to see it on ESPN.
 
2013-11-03 04:10:49 PM

Thankfully somebody tweets for Gordon, so this is what was being said just before and right at impact:



Jeff Gordon @JeffGordonWeb 4m
#JeffGordon - "Killing the splitter." Alan: "10-4." @Drive2EndHunger @TeamChevy hitting the splitter on left side of car. #NASCAR #Team24

Jeff Gordon @JeffGordonWeb 2m
#JeffGordon - "Oh ****." @EddieDHondt - "In the wall." #JeffGordon - "Hit the wall very hard. Going to be down for a while." #NASCAR #Team24
 
2013-11-03 04:10:51 PM
Jeffy's traction control break again?
 
2013-11-03 04:11:21 PM
There goes Jeff Gordon's totally 100% legitimate championship chances.
 
2013-11-03 04:12:47 PM

DanZero: Professor Farksworth: While We Were Away...Crash To End Championship

Nice.

PIT vs NE -- whatcha think?


I don't wanna watch it, because it'll be a slaughter.  Brady is gonna have us for lunch, and then go home and have victory sex with his supermodel.
 
2013-11-03 04:13:30 PM
@nateryan
Steve Letarte notes 14 and 2 took two tires on pit stops: "We'll see how it works. I have a sneaking suspicion we already know."
 
2013-11-03 04:14:23 PM

Jensaarai: There goes Jeff Gordon's totally 100% legitimate championship chances.


Good.
 
2013-11-03 04:14:38 PM

Tire issues?  Tire issues you say?  It looks like we're gonna have to go right to...

img.photobucket.com

 
2013-11-03 04:16:47 PM

DanZero: Professor Farksworth: While We Were Away...Crash To End Championship

Nice.

PIT vs NE -- whatcha think?


I'm praying for Tom Brady to catch a case of Fumbleitis along with some the some serious Pickarhea to go with it.
 
2013-11-03 04:16:50 PM

Fireproof: DanZero: WHILE WE WERE AWAY

Something strange about how I knew about it right away because I'm watching it on an illegal stream instead of paying to see it on ESPN.


Smart, I must say.

bluorangefyre: I don't wanna watch it, because it'll be a slaughter. Brady is gonna have us for lunch, and then go home and have victory sex with his supermodel.


I think so too. Yet, I feel compelled to see this blowout
 
2013-11-03 04:18:27 PM
Meanwhile, in Akron OH

www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com
 
2013-11-03 04:19:31 PM
@ESPNMcGee
In the end, I think what put Gordon in the wall is that I put him on my fantasy roster at the last minute.
 
2013-11-03 04:21:53 PM
I see posts about pickarhea and blowouts and I can't help but think about South Park this past Wednesday.  And right now wishing that'd happen to that farking asshat in the 48!

/bringing Chernobyl online
 
2013-11-03 04:24:31 PM
Biffle up to 12th.  There's still hope...
 
2013-11-03 04:24:53 PM
OK, foosball going on the TV.  I can only hope the Steelers pull a miracle out of their ass.
 
2013-11-03 04:29:43 PM
Just turned the stream on. Nice day to give my new phone a shakedown.
 
2013-11-03 04:30:34 PM

good_2_go: [dy.snimg.com image 800x597]


So, what did Harvick fire off about now?
 
2013-11-03 04:32:26 PM

radiofreewill: Just turned the stream on. Nice day to give my new phone a shakedown.


Well, not much happening.  Well other than Busch and Gordon hitting the wall, and the asshat dominating.
 
2013-11-03 04:36:39 PM

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