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(Yahoo)   WILL Greg Biffle make good on his threat to end Jimmie Johnson's title hopes? HOW many people will actually be watching with football going on? Its the AAA Texas 500. Coverage begins at 3 PM EST on ESPN   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 271
    More: Interesting, Greg Biffle, Matt Kenseth, Carl Edwards, Paris Masters, yahoo sports, Texas, Joey Logano, Pascal Dupuis  
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2013-11-03 09:36:26 AM
True NASCAR fans switch between the race and the games, subby. Football is never an issue, except when the post ends up in the wrong thread.

/so what my game's on at 4 today?
//yeah, my headline was a bit weak this week, so it didn't get picked.
 
2013-11-03 01:37:34 PM

Are you not sports entertained?


img.fark.net

/finally with centerlined goodness!
//the idol made an appearance in thread 8,000,000
///hopefully that didn't weaken it and instead strengthened it
 
2013-11-03 02:53:29 PM
I live in Kentucky, subby, I don't watch college football. This time of year is for Keeneland
 
2013-11-03 03:01:10 PM
what time is green flag?
 
2013-11-03 03:01:17 PM
Beer run!
 
2013-11-03 03:01:37 PM
I've worked 80hrs this week fixing someone elses fsckup and fortunately got everything working about 10:30am this morning, and have been drinking since then.  I'm here, but $20 says I fall asleep by lap 75.
 
2013-11-03 03:02:43 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

GO HAPPY!
 
2013-11-03 03:02:50 PM

clear_prop: $20 says I fall asleep by lap 75.


you could say that about most of us during a Texas race.
 
2013-11-03 03:05:25 PM
I always love when bands do the National Anthem because they don't try to get cute with it. They play it as it was written.

/Fark anyone who tries to extend/alter the pitch of the Anthem's notes
//Its the National Anthem, not your next chart topper, stop trying to make it "Your own"
///Slashies, threes, etc.
 
2013-11-03 03:06:19 PM
Due to budget cutbacks, the flyby was performed by vintage aircraft.
 
2013-11-03 03:07:19 PM

The Bestest: what time is green flag?


About one minute before a commercial break.
 
2013-11-03 03:08:35 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: clear_prop: $20 says I fall asleep by lap 75.

you could say that about most of us during a Texas race.


True, but I'm not usually three beers in by 11am.
 
2013-11-03 03:08:45 PM
Just finished up the housework and am ready to go racin'.....just as soon as I make a whiskey run.

/go Clintyoucheatingbastich!
 
2013-11-03 03:10:29 PM

Professor Farksworth: I always love when bands do the National Anthem because they don't try to get cute with it. They play it as it was written.


I agree, although this band did throw in some extra flourishes, it was still quite reasonably done.
 
2013-11-03 03:11:45 PM
Really?  These people are doing the most unsafe things you can possibly do in a motor vehicle, and they get the guy in charge of motor vehicle safety to give the commmand?
 
2013-11-03 03:12:52 PM
i42.tinypic.com
I hope this help keep JJ out of the top 10!
 
2013-11-03 03:13:02 PM

bluorangefyre: Really?  These people are doing the most unsafe things you can possibly do in a motor vehicle, and they get the guy in charge of motor vehicle safety to give the commmand?


He did say "buckled up".
 
2013-11-03 03:14:12 PM

Welcome to Texas, Danica and gentlemen.  Let's introduce you to our pacedog:


i640.photobucket.com


He's gonna keep y'all honest for now, but next time, its for real.

 
2013-11-03 03:14:33 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: [i42.tinypic.com image 850x1133]
I hope this help keep JJ out of the top 10!


Out of the top 10? I want him taken out forcibly in the first lap.
 
2013-11-03 03:15:32 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: [i42.tinypic.com image 850x1133]
I hope this help keep JJ out of the top 10!


Should've been thumbtacks instead of push pins, but I guess they'll do.
 
2013-11-03 03:16:15 PM

Professor Farksworth: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: [i42.tinypic.com image 850x1133]
I hope this help keep JJ out of the top 10!

Out of the top 10? I want him taken out forcibly in the first lap.


That depends... where did Biffle qualify?
 
2013-11-03 03:16:33 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I hope this help keep JJ out of the top 10!


I will consider that made of JJ's hair and Biffle's tears.

/impressive
 
2013-11-03 03:17:09 PM

bluorangefyre: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: [i42.tinypic.com image 850x1133]
I hope this help keep JJ out of the top 10!

Should've been thumbtacks instead of push pins, but I guess they'll do.


the thumbtacks I have are all white. the push pins are colored, and that makes them more visually appealing to the voodoo gods.
 
2013-11-03 03:20:17 PM
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY LETS GO RACING BOYS!
 
2013-11-03 03:20:20 PM
boogity boogity boring race
 
2013-11-03 03:20:39 PM

BOOGITY3

 
2013-11-03 03:23:03 PM
BOOGIDY
 
2013-11-03 03:24:43 PM
dammit, Carl, you suck
 
2013-11-03 03:24:52 PM
meh
 
2013-11-03 03:25:19 PM
Starting off right with Testosterone Deodorant

because love isn't always on time
 
2013-11-03 03:25:22 PM
Fark this race already. ALL POWER TO THE IDOLS!

AND SOMEONE GET BUDDAH IN HERE WOULD YA?!
 
2013-11-03 03:25:28 PM
D-A-M, your new idol isn't working.  Switch to thummbtacks ASAP BAH GAWD!
 
2013-11-03 03:26:29 PM

Professor Farksworth: Fark this race already. ALL POWER TO THE IDOLS!

AND SOMEONE GET BUDDAH IN HERE WOULD YA?!


Last I saw he was in thread 8,000,000.
 
2013-11-03 03:27:48 PM

While We Were Away...SACRE BLEU!!

 
2013-11-03 03:28:28 PM
Why the fake yellow?  JJ didn't need it.
 
2013-11-03 03:28:44 PM

WHILE WE WERE AWAY

i640.photobucket.com

i640.photobucket.com

 
2013-11-03 03:30:03 PM
All apologies to whoever is wielding this one, BUT BAH GAWD WE NEED IT IN HERE RIGHT NOW!

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-03 03:31:34 PM
LOL @ The S&Per leading the race.
 
2013-11-03 03:32:20 PM
Did McDowell just troll the whole fiend? lol
 
2013-11-03 03:32:28 PM

clear_prop: Why the fake yellow?  JJ didn't need it.


Chad wanted to check tire wear.
 
2013-11-03 03:33:30 PM

Jensaarai: LOL @ The S&Per leading the race.


Heh hey at least now he can say he's led a Nascar race!

\for a lap...under yellow
 
2013-11-03 03:35:27 PM
Hey guys, with this green I'm now seven away from 200.  WOO-HOO!
 
2013-11-03 03:40:08 PM

bluorangefyre: Professor Farksworth: Fark this race already. ALL POWER TO THE IDOLS!

AND SOMEONE GET BUDDAH IN HERE WOULD YA?!

Last I saw he was in thread 8,000,000.


i750.photobucket.com

Tiny Buddha is now online.

/but his operator will be drunk in the next half hour.....Beam and Coke here I come!
 
2013-11-03 03:40:57 PM

bluorangefyre: Hey guys, with this green I'm now seven away from 200.  WOO-HOO!


You were only 2 headlines in the queue away from mine.

/139
 
2013-11-03 03:41:35 PM
Fark it...time to break out the Vajrapani SUPAH BUDDHA:

img.fark.net

(Vajrapani is probably a bit more appropriate for a NEED IDOL/BUDDHA POWER NAO Buddha-emanation, seeing as Vajrapani is meant to be symbolic of the Power of the Buddha, and more specifically of the SMASHING OF SHIAT WHAT NEEDS TO BE SMASHED AS IT IS PREVENTING ENLIGHTENMENT)
 
2013-11-03 03:41:44 PM

bluorangefyre: Hey guys, with this green I'm now seven away from 200.  WOO-HOO!


Coming up on 10 years as a Farker....and I got one.  On the politics tab no less.

/still feels validated
 
2013-11-03 03:41:51 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-03 03:42:24 PM
Thanks for the explanation Captain Obvious.
 
2013-11-03 03:42:48 PM

Mztlplx: bluorangefyre: Hey guys, with this green I'm now seven away from 200.  WOO-HOO!

Coming up on 10 years as a Farker....and I got one.  On the politics tab no less.

/still feels validated


39 in 11 years
 
2013-11-03 03:42:53 PM
It seems they've put the golden horseshoe into some kind of shielding, or shoved it so far up Johnson's rectum that it is unreachable.
 
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