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(News 13 Orlando)   This is 'Murica. Everyday is the 4th of July and we make our own fireworks...and blow up our house   (mynews13.com) divider line 24
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2013-11-02 11:54:41 PM
f.kulfoto.com

/Coincidentally, they blew up their house with fireworks.
//"That one is named The English Patient"
///"It looks beautiful,but it takes a very long time for unsatisfying payoff."
 
2013-11-03 12:47:10 AM
Uh huh, "fireworks."

/meth lab, as usual.
 
2013-11-03 01:24:18 AM
Everyday Every day
 
2013-11-03 01:32:21 AM

ajgeek: Uh huh, "fireworks."

/meth lab, as usual.


Be fair. Maybe they were terrorists building IEDs.
 
2013-11-03 01:38:04 AM
Cork on Fork: Everyday Every day Erry Day
 
2013-11-03 01:39:55 AM
AMERICA

FLUNK YEAH
 
2013-11-03 01:48:51 AM
Any other day this article would have the 'turr'rist' word all over it. This joker, me wonder who he's related to.
 
2013-11-03 01:58:30 AM

Cork on Fork: Everyday Every day


No American would point that out.
 
2013-11-03 02:09:43 AM

Cork on Fork: Everyday Every day


*clicks profile*

New York City?!

/get a rope
 
2013-11-03 02:09:46 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Cork on Fork: Everyday Every day Erry Day

Am I in the process of hustling?
 
2013-11-03 02:27:43 AM
good.jpg
 
2013-11-03 03:21:42 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-03 04:58:15 AM
You know the old saying,
"People in cinder block houses shouldn't make fireworks."
 
2013-11-03 06:47:01 AM
Guy Fawkes is coming up. Maybe they were British.
 
2013-11-03 06:54:33 AM
nobody was hurt? *yawn*
 
2013-11-03 07:40:42 AM
Impressive damage.  Appears to be concrete block construction.  Looks like it almost blew the wall out and lifted the roof.  The owner is probably lucky they were not in that room when it happened.
 
2013-11-03 08:26:57 AM

ajgeek: Uh huh, "fireworks."

/meth lab, as usual.


No, they clearly said "fireworks".  Of course it could only be "fireworks".  There is no way that would look identical to a meth lab explosion in Flint, MI, because "fireworks".

/If the structure didn't look different, I would've thought they had used a stock photo from the meth lab explosion that happened in an apartment three blocks from my house.
//the very same damage
 
2013-11-03 10:09:59 AM
For some reason.... I just don't get you subby.
 
2013-11-03 10:13:22 AM
 
2013-11-03 10:55:17 AM
I vote that we change the name of America to 'Murica.

i1.kym-cdn.com

If it's good enough for Chuck, then it's good enough for me!
 
2013-11-03 11:10:08 AM
Meanwhile, "Pussy Riot" singer Nadezhda Tolokonnikova has vanished during a "special" prison transfer directly ordered by Putin.

But that doesn't matter to FARK, because there are stupid people oppressing the self-proclaimed intellectuals with their stupid, which victimizes them as much as a million billion hojillion Holocausts.

/in their own minds
 
2013-11-03 02:33:34 PM
I was a very small child when the kid down the street blew up his house making home-made rocket fuel. Must have been '58, since we moved from Detroit to CT in 1960 and I remember having him pointed out to me some time later, riding a bicycle, no hair and no ears. Anyway, I was lying in bed when I heard a loud KABOOM! followed a few seconds later by tickety tockety tickety tockety... the sound of little bits of his house raining down on the roof of our house.

Apparently he had been making home-made rocket fuel in the basement, forgot to turn off the bunsen burner, went out for a few hours and came home just in time to be blown out a cucumber window.  We drove by the next day. The roof was gone and all four walls of the brick house were bowed out. From what I heard, no one was killed but no one came out unscathed either.

I know, CSB.
 
2013-11-03 04:32:23 PM

Tatterdemalian: Meanwhile, "Pussy Riot" singer Nadezhda Tolokonnikova has vanished during a "special" prison transfer directly ordered by Putin.

But that doesn't matter to FARK, because there are stupid people oppressing the self-proclaimed intellectuals with their stupid, which victimizes them as much as a million billion hojillion Holocausts.

/in their own minds


When I want news, I don't go to Fark.com.
 
2013-11-03 06:27:36 PM
Well, sir,  here we are again. We want to say thanks once more for everything You've done or us.    Things seem to be going along fine.   Of course, the fireworks blew up, but that was Mr. DePinna's fault not Yours.  We've all got our health and as far as anything else is concerned, we'll leave it to You.   Thank You.
 
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