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2013-11-02 11:46:26 PM
Puerto Ricans?  I already knew that.
 
2013-11-02 11:47:47 PM
Marine bacon?
 
2013-11-02 11:51:02 PM
Hoo boy. Good luck rounding them up, too...
 
2013-11-02 11:55:53 PM
They need to establish some bullets in that pig ASAP.
 
2013-11-03 12:00:31 AM
Duh, why do you think they call it salt pork?
 
2013-11-03 12:01:50 AM
Huh huh, hey Beavis, he said Woodnutt............
 
2013-11-03 12:02:09 AM
Also explains the beaches in Mexico
 
2013-11-03 12:06:28 AM
Well they're edible so I think it's a problem that's real easy to solve.
 
2013-11-03 12:08:00 AM
A mysterious wild boar which has been roaming an island in Guernsey could have swum there from France, it emerged today.

Silly boar. Should have taken the

cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-11-03 12:11:18 AM
Send some Dogo Argentinos over there, they were bred for boar hunting:
 
2013-11-03 12:12:06 AM
i.ytimg.com

(Now with image included...)
 
2013-11-03 12:12:19 AM

RottNDude: Send some Dogo Argentinos over there, they were bred for boar hunting:


Or two Gauls, a fat one and a little one with a yellow moustache.
 
2013-11-03 12:17:07 AM
Some pig.
 
2013-11-03 12:31:38 AM
150 grains/2,400 fps

Got 40 pounds of wild boar in the freezer even at this moment
 
Rat
2013-11-03 12:40:53 AM
Watch it, they're prolific breeders.  Even alone in the wild.  The bastards will hump anything.  Got the scars to prove it.

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Rat
2013-11-03 12:40:59 AM
Watch it, they're prolific breeders.  Even alone in the wild.  The bastards will hump anything.

©
 
2013-11-03 12:48:51 AM

Clemkadidlefark: 150 grains/2,400 fps

Got 40 pounds of wild boar in the freezer even at this moment


Do you buy the chemicals from Monsanto to add later?
 
2013-11-03 12:54:30 AM

Phil Clinton: Puerto Ricans?  I already knew that.


You're thinking Cubans; Puerto Ricans can just take a plane.
 
2013-11-03 01:06:13 AM
What can't bacon do?
 
2013-11-03 01:31:17 AM
Insert bullet recieve bacon.
 
2013-11-03 01:44:39 AM
As God as my witness, I thought pigs could swim.
 
2013-11-03 02:34:34 AM

Bondith: RottNDude: Send some Dogo Argentinos over there, they were bred for boar hunting:

Or two Gauls, a fat one and a little one with a yellow moustache.


Isn't the the description of Mason Verger's pigkeepers from Hannibal?
 
2013-11-03 02:42:47 AM
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2013-11-03 03:17:25 AM
From the wiki: "[Alderney] is around 10 miles (16 km) to the west of La Hague on the Cotentin Peninsula, Normandy, in France..."

Not too shabby, Hampton.
 
2013-11-03 03:19:06 AM
Or if one takes a few seconds to actually read the article as few as 7 miles, dammit.
 
2013-11-03 08:09:43 AM
Can they eat Asian Carp?
 
2013-11-03 08:42:42 AM
www.whompcomic.com
 
2013-11-03 10:35:50 AM
See Double Post Function worked for Rat, above.  Has worked for me on earlier occasions, none wished for.
File photo highly resembles Gruney Pig, wild boars rampant in forests of WBerlin in 1970s when we lived there (& still, according to report of Berliners wishing them slaughtered or otherwise exterminated). Sometimes encountered when out bicycling, no harm or damage ensued to either them or us.
 
2013-11-03 11:41:29 AM
~~wild boar can swim extremely long distances in water.
 
In water...no kidding? What other medium did the author have in mind?
 
2013-11-03 01:58:49 PM
Ghost Boar ... Crikey! It bet it turns out to be the Old Caretaker.

Have you ever noticed that, Scooby? It's always the Old Caretaker or the Janitor, or some guy who wants to make a lot of loot without other people interfering.

And we're always interferring, meddling and poking our big noses in where they aren't wanted. Why do we do that? And how do we get paid? I never a cent but it keeps us in Scooby Snacks and sensimilla.


Old Bwoor!

Yeah, and now we're hunting for a pig. Sheesh! What's that going to pay?

Old Bwoor! Old Bwoor! Old Bwoor!

What's that you say? Old bore? It sure is. Why don't we see if we can find a motel and have a good night's sleep while the Ghost chases Fred and Thelma.

Old Bwoor! Old Bwoor! Old Bwoor!

Oh, get off my back, Scooby! I've already agreed with you!
 
2013-11-03 02:00:56 PM

Stone Meadow: ~~wild boar can swim extremely long distances in water.
 
In water...no kidding? What other medium did the author have in mind?


Beer. That's how they give Old Peculiar it's slighty porkish flavour. Like the dogs they use to make Duff beer.

Needs more dog!
 
2013-11-03 02:05:07 PM
Did you see the article on the web about the swimming pigs of that island in the Bahamas or whereever?

I have heard an old urban legend that says pigs can't swim because they cut their own throats with their sharp hooves, but I guess we can lay that myth to bed.

Did you know that pigs are fairly closely related to hippos and whales?

I am going out on a limb to predict that a million years from now pigs will have become aquatic mammals like seals. Giant pigs will lurk in the Mississippi and the rivers and bayous of the South. They will be like hippos, only meaner and more aggressive, which is bad news because hippos are the most dangerous large animal in Africa, second only to the mosquito which is the answer to the riddle of what is the most dangerous animal in Africa.

Isn''t evolution fun? It's a shame the fundies and reactionaries are missing out, but hey, we will need a replacement for the Great Apes when they all go extinct over the next century.
 
2013-11-03 02:07:10 PM
Obélix says the small ones are often the tastiest. But he always eats the big ones himself.
 
2013-11-03 03:51:05 PM

brantgoose: Stone Meadow: ~~wild boar can swim extremely long distances in water.
 
In water...no kidding? What other medium did the author have in mind?

Beer. That's how they give Old Peculiar it's slighty porkish flavour. Like the dogs they use to make Duff beer.

Needs more dog!


Doh! *slaps forehead* Of COURSE beer...how could I overlook beer!? Is there anything it can't do? ;^)
 
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