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(KOAT Albuquerque)   Fun new way to distribute anti-abortion fliers: attach them to goodies given out at Halloween   (koat.com) divider line 35
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2013-11-02 06:50:08 PM
9 votes:
I give out Chick tracts and razor blades.
2013-11-03 01:06:17 AM
8 votes:
imageshack.us
No, wait, it's a clump of undifferentiated stem cells. Good grief.
2013-11-02 07:07:19 PM
7 votes:
www.ryanlukejohns.com
2013-11-03 01:39:40 AM
5 votes:
I wish they'd handed these out when I was a kid.  It would have saved me so much trouble if I'd known that not having abortions was an option.  There were days when I did very little except have abortion after abortion, no thoughts given to the millions of lives I was destroying.  But these days, I know the ramifications of my actions, which is why I keep a jar on the computer desk.  Every sperm is sacred.
2013-11-02 06:57:25 PM
5 votes:
Preaching to the wrong audience, morons. OBVIOUSLY those kids weren't aborted.

*GASP* But what if they were?! Hang on, let's think this through.

Say these kids WERE aborted. Yet there were out trick or treating. On Halloween. Does that make them zombie trick or treaters? And if so, did any of them dress like Jesus? Because if they didn't, then that's a missed opportunity.
2013-11-03 04:05:56 AM
3 votes:

letrole: Abortion is Murder.


Trolling is clown-rape.
2013-11-03 01:51:58 AM
3 votes:

bearded clamorer:


Instead of a regular display-rack in the store, were they all strung on a coat-hanger?
2013-11-03 12:45:31 AM
3 votes:
I found a Chick tract on my truck today. It was awesome. Some guy had spied on girls in the shower as a teen, totally tossed in the eternal lake of fire.
2013-11-02 11:20:09 PM
3 votes:

bearded clamorer: [www.ryanlukejohns.com image 434x600]


Fetus Pops...naturally flavored!?


I can see the candy/abortion connect.  Some candies are meant to be sucked on, and ...no, I don't think I'll finish this comparison.
2013-11-03 01:56:15 PM
2 votes:

PsiChick: EchoMike: Too many ideological crusaders lack empathy when it comes to stuff like this.  If folks want to hand out something other than candy on Halloween, people should consider what kids will enjoy. Pennies, fruit, unsharpened pencils, religious tracts and fast food condiment packets aren't going to cut it. At least hand out small toys or cheap, plastic mini-games. The secular side of Halloween isn't about expressing your opinions or beliefs to young trick-or-treaters. It's about helping to make their experience an enjoyable one.

Yuuuup. If I were going to hand out anything not-candy, it would be stickers for toddlers. Why? Because toddlers think stickers are the greatest inventions EVER.

/Same with pockets
//Someone gave my sister a little picture-frame holder. Awesome idea.


My toddler LOVES stickers. He gets one each time he successfully uses the toilet. He walked in on me on the throne the other day with a sticker to reward me for my successful use of the potty
2013-11-03 09:40:47 AM
2 votes:
s24.postimg.org
2013-11-03 04:15:49 AM
2 votes:

jso2897: letrole: Abortion is Murder.

Trolling is clown-rape.


Purple is a fruit.
2013-11-03 02:29:55 AM
2 votes:
God that sucks, those fliers taste horrible.
2013-11-03 01:52:01 AM
2 votes:

Friction8r: Meh. Every child born should treasure the birth of another child.


You've clearly never had a younger sibling spit on your head to wake you up.
2013-11-03 01:31:15 AM
2 votes:

dahmers love zombie: egg decorations on their brick facade


That would be something of a delicious irony.
2013-11-03 01:06:13 AM
2 votes:
Makes me wonder if there is someone handing out condoms and birth control with Reese's cups...

Let me know
2013-11-02 11:43:14 PM
2 votes:

edmo: I know about Rule 34. Is there some rule that covers people who introduce politics into every possible situation?


The Fark Politics Tag.
2013-11-02 11:41:41 PM
2 votes:
Perhaps the family desired toilet paper accoutrements in all their trees, and egg decorations on their brick facade.  I, personally, would have filed a report with the Department of Child Welfare the next day, indicating that a house was distributing sexually explicit material.  Then I'd tell the ACLU and the police that the house was attempting to convince children to assist in the violation of multiple Constitutional amendments, as well as a number of Supreme Court decisions.
Oh, and if they were in a neighborhod that had an HOA...well, let's just say that'd be a fun, fun meeting.
2013-11-02 08:02:27 PM
2 votes:
The aborted foetus gummi bears I made were a hit.  All the kids wanted one.
2013-11-02 06:59:04 PM
2 votes:
I want to see some gummy fetuses
2013-11-03 12:13:47 PM
1 votes:
Do parents no longer supervise their kids as they go trick-or-treating anymore? The parents of the younger ones should have caught this immediately, no excuses. And then tp'd and egged the asshole's house.
2013-11-03 05:51:06 AM
1 votes:
Asshole's house should be pelted with fetuses.

/eggs
//from a chicken
2013-11-03 05:42:02 AM
1 votes:

EchoMike: Mad Scientist: orangehat: jso2897: letrole: Abortion is Murder.

Trolling is clown-rape.

Purple is a fruit.

Soylent Green is people.

Greed is good.


grey is the new black
2013-11-03 05:11:37 AM
1 votes:

Mad Scientist: orangehat: jso2897: letrole: Abortion is Murder.

Trolling is clown-rape.

Purple is a fruit.

Soylent Green is people.


Greed is good.
2013-11-03 04:36:10 AM
1 votes:

orangehat: jso2897: letrole: Abortion is Murder.

Trolling is clown-rape.

Purple is a fruit.


Soylent Green is people.
2013-11-03 03:58:16 AM
1 votes:
Abortion is Murder.
2013-11-03 02:12:52 AM
1 votes:

phrawgh: Must be some of the Jesus Ween folks.


3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-11-03 02:07:24 AM
1 votes:

Prof. Frink: bearded clamorer:

Instead of a regular display-rack in the store, were they all strung on a coat-hanger?


In the alley behind the store.
2013-11-03 02:00:05 AM
1 votes:

phrawgh: http://jesusween.com/


That... is not what I thought it was going to be. Not sure whether disappointed or relieved...

/Read it as "Jesus' Ween"
//Apostrophes make all the difference
///Even phantom apostrophes
2013-11-03 01:16:56 AM
1 votes:
When I briefly moved to Northern Virginia back in the early 1990s, a local church advertised a Halloween
House of Horrors that was, in fact, a graphic anti-abortion screed.

People were not happy about it.
2013-11-03 01:09:26 AM
1 votes:
Must be some of the Jesus Ween folks.

Yes, Virginia, Jesus Ween is real. Behold:  http://jesusween.com/
2013-11-03 12:56:16 AM
1 votes:
The cards were made by a national organization called Abolish Human Abortion.

That's speciesist!
2013-11-03 12:52:53 AM
1 votes:

bearded clamorer: [www.ryanlukejohns.com image 434x600]


Interestingly, just like fetuses, I just toss those in the garbage.
2013-11-02 11:37:55 PM
1 votes:
I know about Rule 34. Is there some rule that covers people who introduce politics into every possible situation?
2013-11-02 11:17:38 PM
1 votes:
Christ what an asshole.
 
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