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(KOAT Albuquerque)   Fun new way to distribute anti-abortion fliers: attach them to goodies given out at Halloween   (koat.com) divider line 109
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2013-11-03 12:36:58 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: vodka: Free speech motherfarkers. You're the one choosing to let your little gypsies enter someone else's property.

Oh, and free speech is not free from consequences you deserve for handing out lewd materials to children.


Agreed. If you want to hand out tracts to trick or treaters make sure they are geared towards kids and make sure you give out great candy to go along with your tracts.  Also make sure you don't give anything to kids too young to read.
 
2013-11-03 12:46:10 PM

vodka: Free speech motherfarkers. You're the one choosing to let your little gypsies enter someone else's property.


Well, somebody's an angry little boy.  Razor blade in your apple again this year?
 
2013-11-03 12:50:57 PM

EchoMike: Too many ideological crusaders lack empathy when it comes to stuff like this.  If folks want to hand out something other than candy on Halloween, people should consider what kids will enjoy. Pennies, fruit, unsharpened pencils, religious tracts and fast food condiment packets aren't going to cut it. At least hand out small toys or cheap, plastic mini-games. The secular side of Halloween isn't about expressing your opinions or beliefs to young trick-or-treaters. It's about helping to make their experience an enjoyable one.


Yuuuup. If I were going to hand out anything not-candy, it would be stickers for toddlers. Why? Because toddlers think stickers are the greatest inventions EVER.

/Same with pockets
//Someone gave my sister a little picture-frame holder. Awesome idea.
 
2013-11-03 01:00:24 PM
Addresses: I have all these bags of poop (for the fat kid letter lady) ready to light on someones porch.
 
2013-11-03 01:53:33 PM
Candy corn should be aborted with extreme prejudice. Dumbasses, leave kids out of it. Give them their farking candy and leave your crusade for another day
 
2013-11-03 01:56:15 PM

PsiChick: EchoMike: Too many ideological crusaders lack empathy when it comes to stuff like this.  If folks want to hand out something other than candy on Halloween, people should consider what kids will enjoy. Pennies, fruit, unsharpened pencils, religious tracts and fast food condiment packets aren't going to cut it. At least hand out small toys or cheap, plastic mini-games. The secular side of Halloween isn't about expressing your opinions or beliefs to young trick-or-treaters. It's about helping to make their experience an enjoyable one.

Yuuuup. If I were going to hand out anything not-candy, it would be stickers for toddlers. Why? Because toddlers think stickers are the greatest inventions EVER.

/Same with pockets
//Someone gave my sister a little picture-frame holder. Awesome idea.


My toddler LOVES stickers. He gets one each time he successfully uses the toilet. He walked in on me on the throne the other day with a sticker to reward me for my successful use of the potty
 
2013-11-03 02:02:30 PM

skullkrusher: PsiChick: EchoMike: Too many ideological crusaders lack empathy when it comes to stuff like this.  If folks want to hand out something other than candy on Halloween, people should consider what kids will enjoy. Pennies, fruit, unsharpened pencils, religious tracts and fast food condiment packets aren't going to cut it. At least hand out small toys or cheap, plastic mini-games. The secular side of Halloween isn't about expressing your opinions or beliefs to young trick-or-treaters. It's about helping to make their experience an enjoyable one.

Yuuuup. If I were going to hand out anything not-candy, it would be stickers for toddlers. Why? Because toddlers think stickers are the greatest inventions EVER.

/Same with pockets
//Someone gave my sister a little picture-frame holder. Awesome idea.

My toddler LOVES stickers. He gets one each time he successfully uses the toilet. He walked in on me on the throne the other day with a sticker to reward me for my successful use of the potty


D'awwww, that is adorable.
 
2013-11-03 02:15:06 PM

skullkrusher: PsiChick: EchoMike: Too many ideological crusaders lack empathy when it comes to stuff like this.  If folks want to hand out something other than candy on Halloween, people should consider what kids will enjoy. Pennies, fruit, unsharpened pencils, religious tracts and fast food condiment packets aren't going to cut it. At least hand out small toys or cheap, plastic mini-games. The secular side of Halloween isn't about expressing your opinions or beliefs to young trick-or-treaters. It's about helping to make their experience an enjoyable one.

Yuuuup. If I were going to hand out anything not-candy, it would be stickers for toddlers. Why? Because toddlers think stickers are the greatest inventions EVER.

/Same with pockets
//Someone gave my sister a little picture-frame holder. Awesome idea.

My toddler LOVES stickers. He gets one each time he successfully uses the toilet. He walked in on me on the throne the other day with a sticker to reward me for my successful use of the potty


Hope they aren't scratch-and-sniff...

But seriously, that is just ridiculously cute. Smart toddler, too!
 
2013-11-04 10:59:42 AM
I gave my trick-or-treaters a riddle . . . get it right, and you get a King Size Kit Kat bar.  Get it wrong, and you get a coupon for kitty litter.

They were all easy (and really dumb, unless you're five), like "What's the Mummy's favorite kind of music?"


/ (w)rap
 
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