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(Des Moines Register)   Woman says her friend turned violent after she threw away used cigarettes because "they were being saved for later." Oh, Iowa, you truly are the Florida of the Midwest   (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) divider line 10
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2013-11-02 10:18:55 PM
3 votes:

whatshisname: Damn! I wasted one of my 10 free articles from the Des Moines Register on that?


Here's the other 9 articles.

Hawkeyes win!
Fat woman loses cat.
Hawkeyes quarterback thanks god.
Fat woman calls 911.
Hawkeyes coach can't quell tears of joy.
Fat woman falls off porch while on phone.
Hawkeyes coach has to leave interview.
Emergency vehicles don't have equipment to lift fat woman.
Hawkeyes coach is saddened with news that his mom and her cat are both found dead.
2013-11-02 10:08:46 PM
2 votes:
Damn! I wasted one of my 10 free articles from the Des Moines Register on that?
2013-11-02 07:36:02 PM
2 votes:
I'm thinking the violent friend is trying to quit, ween herself by smoking just some of a cigarette, then finishing it later.  Not a good plan, but better than no plan...until some meddling OCD BIATCH BUTTS IN!!!

/ni
//co
///tine
2013-11-02 07:18:42 PM
2 votes:
"Used" doesn't mean "finished with." Just ask any hobo.
2013-11-02 11:11:38 PM
1 votes:
OK, aren't "used cigarettes" otherwise known as ASHES?
2013-11-02 09:26:32 PM
1 votes:

Tony_Pepperoni: Soon it will be cheaper to smoke weed than cigs.


Soon?  If by soon you mean 15-20 years ago then I'll agree with you.

Of course it all depends on how much you smoke.  When I quit smoking cigs I was spending about $80 a week.  I could easily make $80 worth of weed last a month.
2013-11-02 09:13:52 PM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: "Used" doesn't mean "finished with." Just ask any hobo.


Or anyone on hour 43 of a cocaine and whiskey fueled bender.
2013-11-02 08:57:54 PM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: "Used" doesn't mean "finished with." Just ask any hobo.


I smoke old stogies I have found, short but not too big around.
2013-11-02 07:55:07 PM
1 votes:
I have a hard time saving enough roaches to roll a fatty.
2013-11-02 07:23:12 PM
1 votes:
I drove from my hometown of Ventura, CA to Ventura, IA and back.  I like my Ventura better.
 
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