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(Des Moines Register)   Woman says her friend turned violent after she threw away used cigarettes because "they were being saved for later." Oh, Iowa, you truly are the Florida of the Midwest   (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) divider line 73
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2013-11-02 07:18:42 PM  
"Used" doesn't mean "finished with." Just ask any hobo.
 
2013-11-02 07:23:12 PM  
I drove from my hometown of Ventura, CA to Ventura, IA and back.  I like my Ventura better.
 
2013-11-02 07:27:24 PM  
It's never just about the cigarettes.
 
2013-11-02 07:29:02 PM  
No, Missouri is the Florida of the midwest.
 
2013-11-02 07:30:44 PM  
Don't think snagging tobacco from butts to roll into one "good" smoke is limited to Iowa, subby.
 
2013-11-02 07:32:31 PM  

Bucky Katt: No, Missouri is the Florida of the midwest.


Wisconsin, Michigan, and Minnesota all deserves to be in that line before Iowa.
 
2013-11-02 07:35:56 PM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: Bucky Katt: No, Missouri is the Florida of the midwest.

Wisconsin, Michigan, and Minnesota all deserves to be in that line before Iowa.


Exactly,

We're just a little odd.

/ and closet racist
// and sexist
/// We're also the masters of talking about you behind your back.
 
2013-11-02 07:36:02 PM  
I'm thinking the violent friend is trying to quit, ween herself by smoking just some of a cigarette, then finishing it later.  Not a good plan, but better than no plan...until some meddling OCD BIATCH BUTTS IN!!!

/ni
//co
///tine
 
2013-11-02 07:41:05 PM  

rhiannon: Don't think snagging tobacco from butts to roll into one "good" smoke is limited to Iowa, subby.


This. But I roll my own, so keeping the butts to break up and roll again later is just a way to spend less on tobacco.

Ain't worth starting a fight over tho.

/cheap Floridian
/still rather be here than IA
 
2013-11-02 07:42:44 PM  

Badafuco: I drove from my hometown of Ventura, CA to Ventura, IA and back.  I like my Ventura better.


Ventura, California sure is......um.....is.......yeah.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-02 07:42:55 PM  

Bucky Katt: No, Missouri is the Florida of the midwest.


Seconded.
 
2013-11-02 07:43:53 PM  

Ken VeryBigLiar: Bucky Katt: No, Missouri is the Florida of the midwest.

Wisconsin, Michigan, and Minnesota all deserves to be in that line before Iowa.


You forget - Kansas is considered Mid-western as well.
 
2013-11-02 07:47:48 PM  
I'm not a smoker, so I don't really understand. Were these mere cigarette butts? Or was there something left to smoke?

This sounds like a story that would be more plausible if the drug of choice were a big harder.
 
2013-11-02 07:54:14 PM  
Juanita and Juan
Very clever with maracas
Making their fortunes
Selling second-hand tobaccos
Juan dances at Chico's
And when the clients are evicted
He empties the ashtrays
And pockets all that he's collected
 
2013-11-02 07:55:07 PM  
I have a hard time saving enough roaches to roll a fatty.
 
2013-11-02 07:55:22 PM  

noitsnot: Bucky Katt: No, Missouri is the Florida of the midwest.

Seconded.


Thirded.

Or, it could be Ohio. It depends upon your definition of "great plains" versus "midwest".

Iowa has sort of a duality to it. To generalize, my side of the state is mostly comprised of racists and closeted homophobes. Essentially, it's East Nebraska. The other side of the state is a bit more progressive (even if it's skewed due to the locales of some of the major universities within the state), with Des Moines sort of being stuck in the middle.
 
2013-11-02 07:57:34 PM  
Waste not, want not. Unless it's you're friend, then OK to waste them.
 
2013-11-02 08:02:11 PM  

Bucky Katt: No, Missouri is the Florida of the midwest.


I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah.
 
2013-11-02 08:02:32 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Badafuco: I drove from my hometown of Ventura, CA to Ventura, IA and back.  I like my Ventura better.

Ventura, California sure is......um.....is.......yeah.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x475]


Yep, Foothill Rd. That's all Ventura is known for.
 
2013-11-02 08:03:02 PM  
Damn woman, that was my stash!
 
2013-11-02 08:05:29 PM  

TommyDeuce: Ken VeryBigLiar: Bucky Katt: No, Missouri is the Florida of the midwest.

Wisconsin, Michigan, and Minnesota all deserves to be in that line before Iowa.

You forget - Kansas is considered Mid-western as well.


No, the midwest ends with the states that existed prior to the Civil War.  The Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, and Oklahoma are considered the Central Plains states.
 
2013-11-02 08:22:20 PM  
My ass. Ohio is obviously the Florida of the midwest.
 
2013-11-02 08:24:18 PM  
Taking a couple of minutes to look at her previous posts, Katherine Klingseis has the best job at the Des Moines Register, hands down.
 
2013-11-02 08:28:34 PM  
Soon it will be cheaper to smoke weed than cigs.
 
2013-11-02 08:28:58 PM  
404?
 
2013-11-02 08:29:15 PM  

TommyDeuce: Ken VeryBigLiar: Bucky Katt: No, Missouri is the Florida of the midwest.

Wisconsin, Michigan, and Minnesota all deserves to be in that line before Iowa.

You forget - Kansas is considered Mid-western as well.


Kansas falls into Plains category. Sorry.
 
2013-11-02 08:33:38 PM  

casual disregard: I'm not a smoker, so I don't really understand. Were these mere cigarette butts? Or was there something left to smoke?

This sounds like a story that would be more plausible if the drug of choice were a big harder.


I read somewhere that the only habit harder to kick than cigarettes was heroin - that was before the current meth trend, tho
 
2013-11-02 08:38:00 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: noitsnot: Bucky Katt: No, Missouri is the Florida of the midwest.

Seconded.

Thirded.

Or, it could be Ohio. It depends upon your definition of "great plains" versus "midwest".

Iowa has sort of a duality to it. To generalize, my side of the state is mostly comprised of racists and closeted homophobes. Essentially, it's East Nebraska. The other side of the state is a bit more progressive (even if it's skewed due to the locales of some of the major universities within the state), with Des Moines sort of being stuck in the middle.


oh, it's not THAT bad. I mean, we got gronstal and uh um well.....

I like ernie chambers. I wish he'd move over the river and lead a revolt of the West End against the entitled St. Alberts artistocracy that holds counciltucky in its evil grasp.

something...something....I'm going to go smoke now
 
2013-11-02 08:40:01 PM  

Harry_Seldon: It's never just about the cigarettes.


Said like someone who has never been a smoker
 
2013-11-02 08:45:00 PM  

neongoats: My ass. Ohio is obviously the Florida of the midwest.

 
2013-11-02 08:46:26 PM  

Mztlplx: rhiannon: Don't think snagging tobacco from butts to roll into one "good" smoke is limited to Iowa, subby.

This. But I roll my own, so keeping the butts to break up and roll again later is just a way to spend less on tobacco.

Ain't worth starting a fight over tho.

/cheap Floridian
/still rather be here than IA


Not to mention that when you recycle you get that good syrupy  GOOfrom the last burn

/MMM-mmm, nico-tar flavor
 
2013-11-02 08:48:04 PM  

Tony_Pepperoni: Soon it will be cheaper to smoke weed than cigs.


Is there anything trashier than calling cigarettes "cigs"?  Straight out of the trailer park.
 
2013-11-02 08:50:28 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: noitsnot: Bucky Katt: No, Missouri is the Florida of the midwest.

Seconded.

Thirded.

Or, it could be Ohio. It depends upon your definition of "great plains" versus "midwest".

Iowa has sort of a duality to it. To generalize, my side of the state is mostly comprised of racists and closeted homophobes. Essentially, it's East Nebraska. The other side of the state is a bit more progressive (even if it's skewed due to the locales of some of the major universities within the state), with Des Moines sort of being stuck in the middle.


Ah, DEATH MOONS!
 
2013-11-02 08:51:07 PM  

SheltemDragon: We're also the masters of talking about you behind your back.


Southern fundamental Christians are pretty damn good about doing that, too.

/Previously married into such a family
//Their conduct towards me factored into the decision to seek divorce.
 
2013-11-02 08:57:54 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: "Used" doesn't mean "finished with." Just ask any hobo.


I smoke old stogies I have found, short but not too big around.
 
2013-11-02 08:58:22 PM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Juanita and Juan
Very clever with maracas
Making their fortunes
Selling second-hand tobaccos
Juan dances at Chico's
And when the clients are evicted
He empties the ashtrays
And pockets all that he's collected


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
yes
quoted for quotability

/and one of my favorite songs
 
2013-11-02 09:01:17 PM  
If you take public transportation you see a lot of bums scour parking lots and ditches for for butts to smoke.

Then next to them are young people that smokes. WTF are you people thinking? Not sure if retarded or
extremely horny. It has to be one of the most retarded ways to meet people.
 
2013-11-02 09:07:32 PM  

Philbb: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: "Used" doesn't mean "finished with." Just ask any hobo.

I smoke old stogies I have found, short but not too big around.


do you roller skate in buffalo herds as well?
 
2013-11-02 09:11:49 PM  
Sounds like my ex. Hoarders tend to have weird fixations on their future plans for normally useless stuff.
 
2013-11-02 09:13:52 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: "Used" doesn't mean "finished with." Just ask any hobo.


Or anyone on hour 43 of a cocaine and whiskey fueled bender.
 
2013-11-02 09:14:08 PM  
Based on the comments in this thread the entire midwest is the Florida of the midwest - and that sounds about right.
 
2013-11-02 09:26:21 PM  

SheltemDragon: Ken VeryBigLiar: Bucky Katt: No, Missouri is the Florida of the midwest.

Wisconsin, Michigan, and Minnesota all deserves to be in that line before Iowa.

Exactly,

We're just a little odd. Inbred.

/ and closet racist
// and sexist
/// We're also the masters of talking about you behind your back.


ftfy
 
2013-11-02 09:26:32 PM  

Tony_Pepperoni: Soon it will be cheaper to smoke weed than cigs.


Soon?  If by soon you mean 15-20 years ago then I'll agree with you.

Of course it all depends on how much you smoke.  When I quit smoking cigs I was spending about $80 a week.  I could easily make $80 worth of weed last a month.
 
2013-11-02 09:26:58 PM  

parasol: casual disregard: I'm not a smoker, so I don't really understand. Were these mere cigarette butts? Or was there something left to smoke?

This sounds like a story that would be more plausible if the drug of choice were a big harder.

I read somewhere that the only habit harder to kick than cigarettes was heroin - that was before the current meth trend, tho


Having quit all three I found nicotine to be the hardest. Sadly enough I fell back into the cigarettes with the occasional dip here or there. Nasty habit to break and know quite well the wisdom of saving butts for the hard times.
 
2013-11-02 09:28:56 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: noitsnot: Bucky Katt: No, Missouri is the Florida of the midwest.

Seconded.

Thirded.

Or, it could be Ohio. It depends upon your definition of "great plains" versus "midwest".

Iowa has sort of a duality to it. To generalize, my side of the state is mostly comprised of racists and closeted homophobes. Essentially, it's East Nebraska. The other side of the state is a bit more progressive (even if it's skewed due to the locales of some of the major universities within the state), with Des Moines sort of being stuck in the middle.


Yeah, but East Nebraska has...

BLACK SQUIRRELS!!!!!

Not my pic, but I saw a couple of these l'il farkers while traveling through Council Bluffs a few months ago on business.  Since I was on a dead street anyway I just stopped point-blank and fired off some pictures.

We don't have these in central Iowa.  I've lived in Iowa all my life and never seen one before.  Mind blown, etc.

/really should get out (of Iowa) more
 
2013-11-02 09:30:19 PM  
And of course the pic didn't go through.  Just for moar effect...

BLACK SQUIRRELS!!!  OMG MOTHERSHIP!!11

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-11-02 09:49:16 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2013-11-02 10:01:33 PM  
I read the article twice.  I don't understand what happened.

Alleged journalist needs to use less pronouns when writing about this Des Moines woman.  She's clearly an idiot.
 
2013-11-02 10:08:46 PM  
Damn! I wasted one of my 10 free articles from the Des Moines Register on that?
 
2013-11-02 10:15:50 PM  

whatshisname: Damn! I wasted one of my 10 free articles from the Des Moines Register on that?


Did you just use the word "waste" in conjunction with a Gannet newspaper's paywall?

blog.angelatung.com
 
2013-11-02 10:18:55 PM  

whatshisname: Damn! I wasted one of my 10 free articles from the Des Moines Register on that?


Here's the other 9 articles.

Hawkeyes win!
Fat woman loses cat.
Hawkeyes quarterback thanks god.
Fat woman calls 911.
Hawkeyes coach can't quell tears of joy.
Fat woman falls off porch while on phone.
Hawkeyes coach has to leave interview.
Emergency vehicles don't have equipment to lift fat woman.
Hawkeyes coach is saddened with news that his mom and her cat are both found dead.
 
2013-11-02 10:21:19 PM  

tuna fingers: whatshisname: Damn! I wasted one of my 10 free articles from the Des Moines Register on that?

Here's the other 9 articles.

Hawkeyes win!
Fat woman loses cat.
Hawkeyes quarterback thanks god.
Fat woman calls 911.
Hawkeyes coach can't quell tears of joy.
Fat woman falls off porch while on phone.
Hawkeyes coach has to leave interview.
Emergency vehicles don't have equipment to lift fat woman.
Hawkeyes coach is saddened with news that his mom and her cat are both found dead.


Okay, that was funny
 
2013-11-02 10:23:02 PM  

tuna fingers: whatshisname: Damn! I wasted one of my 10 free articles from the Des Moines Register on that?

Here's the other 9 articles.

Hawkeyes win!
Fat woman loses cat.
Hawkeyes quarterback thanks god.
Fat woman calls 911.
Hawkeyes coach can't quell tears of joy.
Fat woman falls off porch while on phone.
Hawkeyes coach has to leave interview.
Emergency vehicles don't have equipment to lift fat woman.
Hawkeyes coach is saddened with news that his mom and her cat are both found dead.


Thanks! You've saved me many hours.

Does the fat lady make it?
 
2013-11-02 10:29:47 PM  
Oops, didn't read that last line.
 
2013-11-02 10:32:12 PM  

Tony_Pepperoni: Soon it will be cheaper to smoke weed than cigs.


I get my ' bacco from the injuns and stuff my own. Only 80 cents a pack. I wonder if they'll start selling weed too?!

/ a carton of Marlboros @ Safeway is $75....
 
2013-11-02 10:33:15 PM  
Fun fact: The nickname "Hawkeyes" was derived from The Last of the Mohicans. People at University of Iowa write good and shiat.

Funner fact: Black squirrels are indigenous to Council Tuckistan (among other various locales). Eat that, Omaha!
 
2013-11-02 10:42:01 PM  

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: And of course the pic didn't go through.  Just for moar effect...

BLACK SQUIRRELS!!!  OMG MOTHERSHIP!!11

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x163]


Huh, I know someone from Wisconsin who thought they were only found there. Interesting, I'll have to tell her.

TV's Vinnie: Ventura, California sure is......um.....is.......yeah.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x475]


I'm deeply confused about what I'm looking at and what it's supposed to imply.
 
2013-11-02 10:58:16 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Badafuco: I drove from my hometown of Ventura, CA to Ventura, IA and back.  I like my Ventura better.

Ventura, California sure is......um.....is.......yeah.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x475]


traveltips.usatoday.comca-sgep.ucsd.eduwww.venturacountyvistas.com

Yeah, it sucks to be us.

/Ventura county rocks.
 
2013-11-02 11:11:38 PM  
OK, aren't "used cigarettes" otherwise known as ASHES?
 
2013-11-02 11:12:51 PM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Juanita and Juan
Very clever with maracas
Making their fortunes
Selling second-hand tobaccos
Juan dances at Chico's
And when the clients are evicted
He empties the ashtrays
And pockets all that he's collected


Was this the demo version of "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"?
 
2013-11-02 11:22:01 PM  

UsikFark: Was this the demo version of "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"?


Baby's on Fire by Brian Eno

/Much better than than Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
 
2013-11-02 11:25:45 PM  
So what's the best state to live in, with no simple people?
 
2013-11-02 11:26:02 PM  

Rozotorical: SheltemDragon: Ken VeryBigLiar: Bucky Katt: No, Missouri is the Florida of the midwest.

Wisconsin, Michigan, and Minnesota all deserves to be in that line before Iowa.

Exactly,

We're just a little odd. Inbred.

/ and closet racist
// and sexist
/// We're also the masters of talking about you behind your back.

ftfy


Nope, not unless your Amish.

Well it does get chancier the closer you get to Missouri

/ Mostly because of a constant influx of German, Swedes, and Dutch
// You can tell where which settled by the roads.
/// NE Iowa Swedes obviously know how to drink and did so while laying the roadways.
 
2013-11-02 11:49:38 PM  

Bucky Katt: No, Missouri is the Florida of the midwest.


I came to say that.
 
2013-11-03 01:18:28 AM  
Subby has clearly never heard of Missouri...
 
2013-11-03 01:36:12 AM  
I'm having a hard time thinking of anything more pathetic and disgusting than searching for cigarette butts with a little meat on them to smoke. That's pretty much the nastiest, filthiest thing I can imagine.

Also um, hey lady? You must not have noticed but it's 2013 going on 2014, nobody smokes anymore.
 
2013-11-03 04:44:32 AM  

ChadM89: I'm having a hard time thinking of anything more pathetic and disgusting than searching for cigarette butts with a little meat on them to smoke. That's pretty much the nastiest, filthiest thing I can imagine.

Also um, hey lady? You must not have noticed but it's 2013 going on 2014, nobody smokes anymore.


/Looks at the fresh carton of smokes I bought earlier, flick open the battle tested Zippo, and lights one.

Someone still smokes. Been smoking since I was 17. Get bent.

The old snipe swipe has been done forever. Rolling papers ain't just for joints. Whenever I'd see someone ashtray diving near where I worked (which was on nearly a daily basis, since the building had an actual covered smoking area next to the sidewalk), I'd always just give the guy a couple of mine as well, because most of the time, they usually wouldn't even try to bum one, even though there was almost always someone out there on break. They would come through, kind of heads down, and just gather up what was there.

I've known some rough times. When scrounging for a smoke occupies a portion of your day, I figure there is some far bigger problem going on. Having a real cigarette once in a while might just be a decent moment in a really crappy day.

It's a small, unhealthy thing that only a smoker who has been through some rough spots would understand.
 
2013-11-03 05:41:58 AM  
Huh, didn't know my mom moved to Iowa.
 
2013-11-03 07:06:10 AM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Juanita and Juan
Very clever with maracas
Making their fortunes
Selling second-hand tobaccos
Juan dances at Chico's
And when the clients are evicted
He empties the ashtrays
And pockets all that he's collected


I'd always heard that as "A bucket's all that he's collected." So thanks!
 
2013-11-03 08:42:21 AM  

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: KiwDaWabbit: noitsnot: Bucky Katt: Yeah, but East Nebraska has...

BLACK SQUIRRELS!!!!!

Not my pic, but I saw a couple of these l'il farkers while traveling through Council Bluffs a few months ago on business.  Since I was on a dead street anyway I just stopped point-blank and fired off some pictures.

We don't have these in central Iowa.  I've lived in Iowa all my life and never seen one before.  Mind blown, etc.

/really should get out (of Iowa) more


They're melanistic eastern grey squirrels. If you have the grey squirrels, then you can have black ones, and people have introduced populations where there aren't many. For whatever reason. We have them in Michigan, too. They're very cool -- I like them -- but they aren't really unique.

Rutland: So what's the best state to live in, with no simple people?


Well, Alaska definitely has simple people, but it has such a low population density that they should be easy enough to avoid. The Yukon is right next door, if you prefer Canada. But you better like the cold...
 
2013-11-03 11:24:07 AM  

mutterfark: TV's Vinnie: Badafuco: I drove from my hometown of Ventura, CA to Ventura, IA and back.  I like my Ventura better.

Ventura, California sure is......um.....is.......yeah.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x475]

[traveltips.usatoday.com image 400x300][ca-sgep.ucsd.edu image 850x476][www.venturacountyvistas.com image 600x411]

Yeah, it sucks to be us.

/Ventura county rocks.



Well, those are three postcards.  Try posting some actual pictures of the place where you live.

Compared to the Chicago suburbs where I grew up, California is:

1) Dirty.  Most of the year it doesn't rain, and dirt blows around and coats everything in a layer of grime.

2) Trashy.  There's paper and plastic trash uniformly everywhere. And drink cups and lighters and diapers and tires and whatever strewn around.  And super awesome graffiti.

3) Cheesy.  As in cheaply constructed.  Houses out here don't have to stand up to much, they are mostly crappy 60's and 70's shacks on slabs or posts.  In earthquakes they disintegrate and you build a new one.

4) Tiny. Houses are less than half the size you grew up in.  Everyone stores all their crap in the garage and parks in the driveway to try to get a little bit more space to live in.

5) Crowded.  Yards are postage stamp sized and getting smaller.  Wave to the neighbors from your shower.  New schools are trailers in a parking lot.


Would live in say, Truckee (in the summer), or Santa Barbara or SLO maybe, or some compound off Big Sur with a helipad.  But otherwise, I ain't likin' it.
 
2013-11-03 03:35:55 PM  

noitsnot: mutterfark: TV's Vinnie: Badafuco: I drove from my hometown of Ventura, CA to Ventura, IA and back.  I like my Ventura better.

Ventura, California sure is......um.....is.......yeah.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x475]

[traveltips.usatoday.com image 400x300][ca-sgep.ucsd.edu image 850x476][www.venturacountyvistas.com image 600x411]

Yeah, it sucks to be us.

/Ventura county rocks.


Well, those are three postcards.  Try posting some actual pictures of the place where you live.

Compared to the Chicago suburbs where I grew up, California is:

1) Dirty.  Most of the year it doesn't rain, and dirt blows around and coats everything in a layer of grime.

2) Trashy.  There's paper and plastic trash uniformly everywhere. And drink cups and lighters and diapers and tires and whatever strewn around.  And super awesome graffiti.

3) Cheesy.  As in cheaply constructed.  Houses out here don't have to stand up to much, they are mostly crappy 60's and 70's shacks on slabs or posts.  In earthquakes they disintegrate and you build a new one.

4) Tiny. Houses are less than half the size you grew up in.  Everyone stores all their crap in the garage and parks in the driveway to try to get a little bit more space to live in.

5) Crowded.  Yards are postage stamp sized and getting smaller.  Wave to the neighbors from your shower.  New schools are trailers in a parking lot.


Would live in say, Truckee (in the summer), or Santa Barbara or SLO maybe, or some compound off Big Sur with a helipad.  But otherwise, I ain't likin' it.


So what you're saying is "different strokes for different folks"? :b I was simply responding to a crappy picture of a section of Foothill Rd in Ventura on a day with heavy marine layer posted as if it was somehow remotely representative of the area. But me and my SO will probably  be moving to the Wasilla AK area before too many more years. All her kids and(and now grandkids) live up there.

/I know stop (not)liking things I don't :)
//I don't have any pics of my own, I am the world's worst photographer
 
2013-11-03 04:14:05 PM  
I think what odd about all his behavior is that he isn't really being judged by it, and it probably doesn't hurt his career. He is just out there living the college age male fantasy life.

Meanwhile, if one of the ex-Disney starlets step out of line, damnation and castigation are the order of the day...whore...trollop...
 
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