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(io9)   Scenes from zombie movies imagined as impressionist paintings   (io9.com ) divider line
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2013-11-02 07:15:41 PM  
Just add bacon, sriracha, Betty White, and craft beer, and you'd have the most "epic" pairings ever.
 
2013-11-02 08:16:49 PM  
Is anyone else getting sick of "zombies"?
 
2013-11-02 08:22:47 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Just add bacon, sriracha, Betty White, and craft beer, and you'd have the most "epic" pairings ever.


Don't forget small ironic breasts.
 
2013-11-02 08:33:24 PM  

baconbeard: Is anyone else getting sick of "zombies"?


not as sick as I am of bettty white and siracha.
 
2013-11-02 08:36:53 PM  

Great_Milenko: baconbeard: Is anyone else getting sick of "zombies"?

not as sick as I am of bettty white and siracha.


Good point.
 
2013-11-02 09:49:35 PM  

baconbeard: Is anyone else getting sick of "zombies"?


Not I, but I've been a fan of Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies and all that crap since I can remember. I'm sick of Twilight, just bad Vampire fiction. And the Underworld movies never really did it for me, too much gun play and not enough naked.
 
2013-11-02 10:03:30 PM  

Fano: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Just add bacon, sriracha, Betty White, and craft beer, and you'd have the most "epic" pairings ever.

Don't forget small ironic breasts.


lol, wut?
 
2013-11-02 10:30:05 PM  
No Graveyard Dance?  Only part of a zombie movie I remember enjoying...
 
2013-11-02 11:08:08 PM  
Wow. Those are awful. What was the point of that? At the very least the paintings could have been technically decent.

A successful Jane Austin/ zombie mash up is not permission to abuse the term Impressionism.
 
2013-11-02 11:33:44 PM  
Within nerd culture, this is considered great art.
 
2013-11-03 12:05:59 AM  

AspectRatio: Within nerd culture, this is considered great art.


this is great art!
 
2013-11-03 12:13:17 AM  

Mobius strip of human stupidity: Wow. Those are awful. What was the point of that? At the very least the paintings could have been technically decent.

A successful Jane Austin/ zombie mash up is not permission to abuse the term Impressionism.


Seriously. I'm tired of nerdy bullshiat being shoved into other bullshiat with no rhyme or reason. Oh look it's a photoshop of Chewbacca drinking Newcastle. Lol. Peek this shiat Gawker. Whassup?
 
2013-11-03 12:30:54 AM  
I may be in the minority here but I like them
 
2013-11-03 12:31:56 AM  

Foxxinnia: Mobius strip of human stupidity: Wow. Those are awful. What was the point of that? At the very least the paintings could have been technically decent.

A successful Jane Austin/ zombie mash up is not permission to abuse the term Impressionism.

Seriously. I'm tired of nerdy bullshiat being shoved into other bullshiat with no rhyme or reason. Oh look it's a photoshop of Chewbacca drinking Newcastle. Lol. Peek this shiat Gawker. Whassup?


It's the fail safe formula to determine what nerds find tasteful, i.e., because it's two things, it's automatically clever.
 
2013-11-03 12:36:25 AM  
Lotsa nerd rage here, specifically hipster nerd rage. "Ugh, zombies, so mainstream!*flips hair, sips PBR*"
 
2013-11-03 01:35:39 AM  

AspectRatio: Foxxinnia: Mobius strip of human stupidity: Wow. Those are awful. What was the point of that? At the very least the paintings could have been technically decent.

A successful Jane Austin/ zombie mash up is not permission to abuse the term Impressionism.

Seriously. I'm tired of nerdy bullshiat being shoved into other bullshiat with no rhyme or reason. Oh look it's a photoshop of Chewbacca drinking Newcastle. Lol. Peek this shiat Gawker. Whassup?

It's the fail safe formula to determine what nerds find tasteful, i.e., because it's two things, it's automatically clever.


It's bad enough that you can't even tell they're zombies. Surrealist zombie paintings would have been better.
 
2013-11-03 02:29:06 AM  
Good zombie art:

Zombie Fatigue by John Petersen
(my sister is in the lower right quarter)

imageshack.us
 
2013-11-03 04:25:29 AM  
anyone else notice that the paintings are actually pointilism rather than impressionist? hate to be a pedant but I'm certain that George Seurat would have something to say about that
 
2013-11-03 05:14:33 AM  

Fano: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Just add bacon, sriracha, Betty White, and craft beer, and you'd have the most "epic" pairings ever.

Don't forget small ironic breasts.


you both are forgetting boobs.
 
2013-11-03 03:57:33 PM  
I like them. Particularly the Shaun of the Dead and Walking Dead ones...
 
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