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(Siberian Times)   Smoking hot 18-year-old sells virginity for $27,950 at online auction; police refuse to investigate, say they have 'no right to give a moral assessment of girl's actions' (w/pics)   (siberiantimes.com) divider line 105
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2013-11-02 12:32:02 PM
"The police in Krasnoyarsk appeared satisfied the deal was genuine and said it broke no laws. "
So prostitution is legal in Russia?!!!
WOHOOO BRB
 
2013-11-02 12:36:39 PM
Russia: Land of the Brave, Home of the Free.
 
2013-11-02 12:45:27 PM
I thought we were only supposed to use 'smoking-hot' as an eye bleach version of a rick-roll.
 
2013-11-02 12:47:35 PM
"Virginity verified"?

Haven't we all figured out that's impossible by now? Also, she doesn't look like a 17 year old...
 
2013-11-02 12:47:48 PM
In before "why pay that much to bang a girl with no experience?"
 
2013-11-02 12:49:16 PM

Nogrhi: I thought we were only supposed to use 'smoking-hot' as an eye bleach version of a rick-roll.


It has been applied to legitimately hot examples in the past too. It's just part of the lore of Fark. Quick tip though: Daily Fail and Sun (back before the paywall) links are always suspect.
 
2013-11-02 12:49:53 PM
Wait, she tried to sell her virginity at 17 and there were no takers?  Really?
 
2013-11-02 12:50:32 PM
Virgins, meh.

If I wanted to have sobbing, uncomfortable sex with someone that doesn't know how to give pleasure, I'd just go wack off.
 
2013-11-02 12:51:42 PM
What was the reserve?
 
2013-11-02 12:53:38 PM

DanZero: Quick tip though: Daily Fail and Sun (back before the paywall) links are always suspect


Just saying... this IS Fark after all.
 
2013-11-02 12:55:00 PM
30K?  Hell, you can get a factory refurb for half the price.  Scratch and dent, or floor model, is even less.
 
2013-11-02 12:55:52 PM

DanZero: Nogrhi: I thought we were only supposed to use 'smoking-hot' as an eye bleach version of a rick-roll.

It has been applied to legitimately hot examples in the past too. It's just part of the lore of Fark. Quick tip though: Daily Fail and Sun (back before the paywall) links are always suspect.


You gotta let some non-ugly people through every now and then, to keep people wondering and clicking.
 
2013-11-02 12:56:54 PM

H31N0US: In before "why pay that much to bang a girl with no experience?"


Right? For about 1/5th of that, you could get a REALLY good hooker, not that I've ever paid for it. How naive can you be to plunk down $27,000 to go, "Aauugghh, spurt. Worth ever penny."
 
2013-11-02 12:56:54 PM
1 - I'm going studman here

2 - I wouldn't consider her smoking hot -- a solid 8 though

3 - Having sex with a virgin is awkward (going back to High School here)

4 - I could come up with at least 100 better ways to spend $30k
 
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2013-11-02 12:58:51 PM

Nogrhi: I thought we were only supposed to use 'smoking-hot' as an eye bleach version of a rick-roll.


We are. And Siberian != British.
 
2013-11-02 12:58:55 PM
I just got a similar letter from a Nigerian prince.
I hope the police don't investigate that one either because it's going to be a pretty good deal for me.
 
2013-11-02 01:01:12 PM

Mr.Poops: 1 - I'm going studman here

2 - I wouldn't consider her smoking hot -- a solid 8 though

3 - Having sex with a virgin is awkward (going back to High School here)

4 - I could come up with at least 100 better ways to spend $30k


Hell, it's Russia, for $30k in old surplus Soviet-era you could arm your own military.

/ probably not, but it would be a good start
 
2013-11-02 01:02:47 PM
The awesome thing is that she can do it twice.
 
2013-11-02 01:03:06 PM

BigLuca: Virgins, meh.

If I wanted to have sobbing, uncomfortable sex with someone that doesn't know how to give pleasure, I'd just go wack off.


Well done.
 
2013-11-02 01:03:50 PM
Mr.Poops
2 - I wouldn't consider her smoking hot


Hey, it's Siberia and almost winter.
Technically, everything wet that's slightly above freezing will be smoking.
 
2013-11-02 01:04:16 PM
FTA: "...the lot was described as 'virginity', and the condition: 'new - not used'."

Wait... the virginity is new? She hasn't used this virginity yet?
 
2013-11-02 01:04:39 PM
Buyer identified

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-02 01:06:03 PM

SkylineRecords: H31N0US: In before "why pay that much to bang a girl with no experience?"

Right? For about 1/5th of that, you could get a REALLY good hooker, not that I've ever paid for it. How naive can you be to plunk down $27,000 to go, "Aauugghh, spurt. Worth ever penny."


Agreed. If I was to pay that much money, I would send a 6'9" black guy hung with a circus big-top tent-pole. Because, maybe she wouldn't be worth that much, but, by god, I would make her earn it.
 
2013-11-02 01:06:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/UAck4.jpg
 
2013-11-02 01:06:24 PM

Lollipop165: "Virginity verified"?

Haven't we all figured out that's impossible by now? Also, she doesn't look like a 17 year old...


Its Russia, they're a superstitious lot.

pueblonative: Wait, she tried to sell her virginity at 17 and there were no takers?  Really?


You're telling me you'd take that deal? Meet someone online, with only pictures to go on, and meet with two people. Give one of them 27950 in cash, and expect them both not to leave. That's assuming she really is a virgin, because as Lollipop has stated there is no real way to tell. Mainly because virginity is more of a state of mind then something you can measure scientifically (unless you're a farker of course!). Then assuming she is a virgin, that the experience doesn't go horribly bad. No thank you.
 
2013-11-02 01:06:40 PM

Mr.Poops: 1 - I'm going studman here

2 - I wouldn't consider her smoking hot -- a solid 8 though

3 - Having sex with a virgin is awkward (going back to High School here)

4 - I could come up with at least 100 better ways to spend $30k


Based on #3 above, you are no studman

/also, no mention of pointy knees
 
2013-11-02 01:09:57 PM
"Mainly because virginity is more of a state of mind"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, more goodies from Fark. She's either been poked or not, case closed.
 
2013-11-02 01:14:39 PM

bbfreak: Lollipop165: "Virginity verified"?

Haven't we all figured out that's impossible by now? Also, she doesn't look like a 17 year old...

Its Russia, they're a superstitious lot.

pueblonative: Wait, she tried to sell her virginity at 17 and there were no takers?  Really?

You're telling me you'd take that deal? Meet someone online, with only pictures to go on, and meet with two people. Give one of them 27950 in cash, and expect them both not to leave. That's assuming she really is a virgin, because as Lollipop has stated there is no real way to tell. Mainly because virginity is more of a state of mind then something you can measure scientifically (unless you're a farker of course!). Then assuming she is a virgin, that the experience doesn't go horribly bad. No thank you.


Actually I'm talking about the first time she tried to sell her virginity. . .namely one year ago.
 
2013-11-02 01:19:39 PM
FTFA: I am ready to meet up soon, even as soon as tomorrow, and I am ready to have my virginity verified. I can come to a hotel at Predmostnaya Square with a document confirming my virginity, and with a person who will take the cash and leave, so that I am not fooled.

'This person will take away the money, but I will stay... The money should be cash only.'


dayofthejedi.com
 
2013-11-02 01:22:13 PM

Mr.Poops: 1 -

4 - I could come up with at least 100 better ways to spend $30k


30 hot young 20 something hookers that know what they are doing,.  Scratch that, 28.  1k for tips and 1k for some blow and other party favors.
 
2013-11-02 01:23:34 PM
If anyone is interested, I am selling my anal virginity.
The starting price is 1 month of TF, but I expect that to rise to at least a New York Steamer combo meal  at Firehouse Subs.

We won't actualy meet, but I'll send you the object used (my choice) to take my black cherry in the mail. I will also send along a stool sample so you can compare it with the object to verify it is geniuine.
 
2013-11-02 01:28:42 PM

Mr.Poops: 1 - I'm going studman here

2 - I wouldn't consider her smoking hot -- a solid 8 though

3 - Having sex with a virgin is awkward (going back to High School here)

4 - I could come up with at least 100 better ways to spend $30k




Dude, if you keep that up, someone at the school is bound to complain.
 
2013-11-02 01:29:10 PM

MythDragon: If anyone is interested, I am selling my anal virginity.
The starting price is 1 month of TF, but I expect that to rise to at least a New York Steamer combo meal  at Firehouse Subs.

We won't actualy meet, but I'll send you the object used (my choice) to take my black cherry in the mail. I will also send along a stool sample so you can compare it with the object to verify it is geniuine.


There's no eip.  I doubt you're even serious.
 
2013-11-02 01:32:36 PM

JohnnyRebel88: Mr.Poops: 1 -

4 - I could come up with at least 100 better ways to spend $30k

30 hot young 20 something hookers that know what they are doing,.  Scratch that, 28.  1k for tips and 1k for some blow and other party favors.


20 who-ers. 2k for tips. 2k for blow. 4k for the suite and the damages to said suite. 2k hush money for the guys you hire to bury any dead who-ers who OD, in the desert or a nature preserve.
 
2013-11-02 01:34:13 PM
I honestly don't understand the appeal of taking someone's virginity.
 
2013-11-02 01:35:43 PM

bbfreak: Lollipop165: "Virginity verified"?

Haven't we all figured out that's impossible by now? Also, she doesn't look like a 17 year old...

Its Russia, they're a superstitious lot.

pueblonative: Wait, she tried to sell her virginity at 17 and there were no takers?  Really?

You're telling me you'd take that deal? Meet someone online, with only pictures to go on, and meet with two people. Give one of them 27950 in cash, and expect them both not to leave. That's assuming she really is a virgin, because as Lollipop has stated there is no real way to tell. Mainly because virginity is more of a state of mind then something you can measure scientifically (unless you're a farker of course!). Then assuming she is a virgin, that the experience doesn't go horribly bad. No thank you.


Let me tell you about something called the hymen, my friend...
 
2013-11-02 01:36:42 PM

me texan: The awesome thing is that she can do it twice.


With a little nip/tuck surgery, prolly, every 6 weeks or so.
It is literally a drive thru clinic service in the East.
 
2013-11-02 01:37:08 PM

ZeroCorpse: I honestly don't understand the appeal of taking someone's virginity.


You like having boring sex and not having to worry about catching something nasty?
You like having sex with a starfish?
 
2013-11-02 01:37:27 PM

Mr.Poops: 1 - I'm going studman here

2 - I wouldn't consider her smoking hot -- a solid 8 though

3 - Having sex with a virgin is awkward (going back to High School here)

4 - I could come up with at least 100 better ways to spend $30k


www.agencynewbusiness.com
 
2013-11-02 01:38:15 PM

ZeroCorpse: I honestly don't understand the appeal of taking someone's virginity.


Simple misdirection.
The operative organ is that wonderful fantasyland between the ears.
 
2013-11-02 01:42:35 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Russia: Land of the Brave, Home of the Free.


Pretty farking sad when Russia seems like the more tolerant country in regards to what we can and can't do with our bodies.  We can thank both sides of the aisle for this one.
 
2013-11-02 01:46:29 PM
There is no snapper on the planet, virginal or not, worth $30K.  For this girl?  $500 bucks tops, and a trip to Olive Garden.
 
2013-11-02 01:46:29 PM

ZeroCorpse: Let me tell you about something called the hymen, my friend...


The hymen doesn't always survive until the first penetration. It can break for many other reasons along the way.
 
2013-11-02 01:49:20 PM

Slaxl: DanZero: Nogrhi: I thought we were only supposed to use 'smoking-hot' as an eye bleach version of a rick-roll.

It has been applied to legitimately hot examples in the past too. It's just part of the lore of Fark. Quick tip though: Daily Fail and Sun (back before the paywall) links are always suspect.

You gotta let some non-ugly people through every now and then, to keep people wondering and clicking.


Ah yes, the GorGor principle.
 
2013-11-02 01:51:26 PM
Have your plastic surgeon reconstruct your hymen, $500

Sell for $27,000

Rinse and repeat

""The hymen's a delicate membrane that separates girls from women," said Dr. Robert Stubbs, who runs the Cosmetic Surgicentre in Toronto, where, in a simple, half-hour operation, he turns sexually experienced women into surgical virgins."

Great for Hasidics, Muslims, and thieving whores!
 
2013-11-02 01:54:01 PM
Why do I have my doubts that someone who would actually sell their virginity is a virgin?
 
2013-11-02 01:56:43 PM

jaylectricity: ZeroCorpse: Let me tell you about something called the hymen, my friend...

The hymen doesn't always survive until the first penetration. It can break for many other reasons along the way.


Lack of a hymen doesn't prove non-virgin, but the presence of one is fairly conclusive.
 
2013-11-02 01:59:50 PM

Churchill2004: jaylectricity: ZeroCorpse: Let me tell you about something called the hymen, my friend...

The hymen doesn't always survive until the first penetration. It can break for many other reasons along the way.

Lack of a hymen doesn't prove non-virgin, but the presence of one is fairly conclusive.


What if she's only done anal?
 
2013-11-02 02:00:16 PM

Turbo Cojones: ""The hymen's a delicate membrane that separates girls from women," said Dr. Robert Stubbs, who runs the Cosmetic Surgicentre in Toronto, where, in a simple, half-hour operation, he turns sexually experienced women into surgical virgins."


Oh.... wow. I'm surprised that's allowed in Canada. Any doctor talking about how the hymen "separates girls from women" should loose his license just for that bit of quackery.
 
2013-11-02 02:01:31 PM

ZeroCorpse: bbfreak: Lollipop165: "Virginity verified"?

Haven't we all figured out that's impossible by now? Also, she doesn't look like a 17 year old...

Its Russia, they're a superstitious lot.

pueblonative: Wait, she tried to sell her virginity at 17 and there were no takers?  Really?

You're telling me you'd take that deal? Meet someone online, with only pictures to go on, and meet with two people. Give one of them 27950 in cash, and expect them both not to leave. That's assuming she really is a virgin, because as Lollipop has stated there is no real way to tell. Mainly because virginity is more of a state of mind then something you can measure scientifically (unless you're a farker of course!). Then assuming she is a virgin, that the experience doesn't go horribly bad. No thank you.

Let me tell you about something called the hymen, my friend...


Well, someone doesn't know basic anatomy. The hymen is a terrible way to judge virginity for various reasons. It can wear down by the time a woman has sex (keep in mind the hymen is not this sort of covering that needs to be "popped"), it can be stretched/etc through non-sexual activities, and as Turbo Cojones has mentioned it could be "restored" surgically. Virginity is a state of mind, and whether you have bad sex or not in this day and age of information about EVERYTHING is entirely up to both parties involved. There is absolutely nothing to suggest that first time sex has to be terrible exactly, and this isn't the middle ages where you need a red sheet to confirm sex.

Can we move beyond this nonsense?
 
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