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(CNN)   Pakistani Taliban's #2 promoted   (cnn.com) divider line 80
    More: Interesting, Pakistani Taliban, Taliban, Hakimullah Mehsud, Pakistan, Baitullah Mehsud, United States, South Waziristan, information minister  
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2013-11-02 12:37:59 PM
So the question is...Will He be number one with a Bullet next week?
 
2013-11-02 01:01:13 PM
"The Afghan Taliban condemned the drone strike as cowardly"

Ok that's just funny
 
2013-11-02 01:05:32 PM
See! That dirty Muslin is supporting career development for terrorists!
 
2013-11-02 01:06:11 PM

fjnorton: "The Afghan Taliban condemned the drone strike as cowardly"

Ok that's just funny


Obviously the brave thing to do would be to blow up a bunch of children in a market.
 
2013-11-02 01:35:45 PM
Job creation in action.
 
2013-11-02 02:24:22 PM
why are we still fighting them again?
 
2013-11-02 02:25:48 PM
Wasn't #2 captured or killed just a week or two ago? So #3 is the one rising quickly through the ranks.

/Inside job!
 
2013-11-02 02:26:19 PM

Lost Thought 00: why are we still fighting them again?


They are foreign.
 
2013-11-02 02:27:04 PM

Lost Thought 00: why are we still fighting them again?


Because if we don't then you're a cowardly liberal homosexual who hates America.

/But I repeat myself
 
2013-11-02 02:30:50 PM
I love those hats. I want one.
 
2013-11-02 02:31:43 PM
Cowardly act, says the group that targets little girls because they want to go to school.
 
2013-11-02 02:33:08 PM

fjnorton: "The Afghan Taliban condemned the drone strike as cowardly"

Ok that's just funny


I need my glasses. I just read that they condemned it as comedy.
 
2013-11-02 02:33:43 PM
The number one contender emerges.
 
2013-11-02 02:35:47 PM
The body was burned beyond recognition.

Then how did they know it was the numero uno?
 
2013-11-02 02:35:50 PM

Lost Thought 00: why are we still fighting them again?


He was the douche bag who bombed the CIA base in Afghanistan
 
2013-11-02 02:36:00 PM
Being number 2 is a shiatty job.
 
2013-11-02 02:36:16 PM

tuna fingers: The number one contender emerges.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-02 02:40:22 PM
Pack it up pack it in
 
2013-11-02 02:40:53 PM
The Afghan Taliban condemned the drone strike as "cowardly" and "barbaric" in a statement posted on its website Saturday, the SITE intelligence group said.


Conan the Video Console Jockey?
 
2013-11-02 02:41:08 PM
Ans the Grand Millennial Whack-A-Mole game continues!!!........


/remember how much killing the first "leader" changed the game???
 
2013-11-02 02:42:58 PM

mgshamster: Wasn't #2 captured or killed just a week or two ago? So #3 is the one rising quickly through the ranks.

/Inside job!


No. Its legit. He Started in the mail room and worked his way up.
 
2013-11-02 02:43:23 PM
"Barbaric and cowardly"

No, barbaric and cowardly is shooting children for having the audacity to go to school, sending suicide bombers into crowds of innocents, setting up roadside bombs to kill random strangers and killing aid workers who try to help civilians.

May god curse you for all eternity for the crimes you commit in his name.
 
2013-11-02 02:47:35 PM

tuna fingers: tuna fingers: The number one contender emerges.

[i.imgur.com image 500x625]


WTF indeed!
 
2013-11-02 02:48:51 PM
Cowardly? I'll have you know that that drone operator risk PTSD.

/Fully support the use of drones
 
2013-11-02 02:51:07 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: "Barbaric and cowardly"

No, barbaric and cowardly is shooting children for having the audacity to go to school, sending suicide bombers into crowds of innocents, setting up roadside bombs to kill random strangers and killing aid workers who try to help civilians.

May god curse you for all eternity for the crimes you commit in his name.


And not forgetting "flying planes into buildings".
 
2013-11-02 02:51:07 PM

fjnorton: "The Afghan Taliban condemned the drone strike as cowardly"

Ok that's just funny


I like my drones cowardly.
 
2013-11-02 02:52:05 PM

talkertopc: Cowardly? I'll have you know that that drone operator risk PTSD.

/Fully support the use of drones


and CALLUSES!
 
2013-11-02 02:54:23 PM
That's an organization with high management turnover.

I'd definetly rather join Cobra or SPECTRE over the Taliban.
 
2013-11-02 02:58:06 PM

ukexpat: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: "Barbaric and cowardly"

No, barbaric and cowardly is shooting children for having the audacity to go to school, sending suicide bombers into crowds of innocents, setting up roadside bombs to kill random strangers and killing aid workers who try to help civilians.

May god curse you for all eternity for the crimes you commit in his name.

And not forgetting "flying planes into buildings".



I watch too much TV, and I blame that on the little Scrubs-esque fantasies that play through my head sometimes.

I just imagined a General with an Army Ermy type of speech pattern responding to this claim much like you two just did but ending it with:

"Drone strikes are just efficient!"


/It's probably way funnier to me than anyone else.
 
2013-11-02 03:03:16 PM
WHO. DOES. NUMBER. TWO. WORK. FOR.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-02 03:04:33 PM

SirEattonHogg: That's an organization with high management turnover.

I'd definetly rather join Cobra or SPECTRE over the Taliban.


Cobra has extremely lax hiring policy and terrible training and supervisions of new hires.  They also had serious infighting in upper management when attempting to move Corporate Head Quarters to Cobra-La and the lax regulations of Antarctica

SPECTRE has terrible worker safety record w/ all the uncovered shark tanks

I would go w/ The Foot Clan or League of Shadows
 
2013-11-02 03:06:57 PM
I didn't know you could promote a turd?

Oh wait, I'm ex-AF.  I remember dealing with LOTS of officers and NCOs.  So you CAN promote a turd.

/just can't polish one
//not with Kiwi shoe polish anyways
 
2013-11-02 03:08:30 PM

Lost Thought 00: why are we still fighting them again?


They burn down poppy fields.
 
2013-11-02 03:09:03 PM
Well at least SOMEONE is getting promoted in this lousy economy.
 
2013-11-02 03:10:58 PM
It's the Lernean Hydra of our times.
 
2013-11-02 03:10:58 PM
How awesome would it be if we killed him less than a day after his promotion?

Let's see the number of guys racing to the leadership position after that.
 
2013-11-02 03:16:25 PM
Congrawww.pixeljoint.com.. nevermind
 
2013-11-02 03:17:58 PM

hardinparamedic: WHO. DOES. NUMBER. TWO. WORK. FOR.

[i.imgur.com image 320x240]


blogs.sundaymercury.net
 
2013-11-02 03:25:31 PM

Lost Thought 00: why are we still fighting them again?


Hakeemullah has been involved in a string of attacks in Pakistan and Afghanistan, as well as a failed attack in the heart of New York City. On May 1, 2010, Hakeemullah claimed credit for an attempted car bombing in Times Square; the bomb failed to detonate due to a problem with the triggering devise. Had the bomb exploded, scores of New Yorkers likely would have been killed and even more wounded or maimed.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/11/01/pakistani-taliban-l ea der-hakeemullah-mehsud-killed-in-u-s-drone-strike.html
 
2013-11-02 03:26:35 PM

ukexpat: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: "Barbaric and cowardly"

No, barbaric and cowardly is shooting children for having the audacity to go to school, sending suicide bombers into crowds of innocents, setting up roadside bombs to kill random strangers and killing aid workers who try to help civilians.

May god curse you for all eternity for the crimes you commit in his name.

And not forgetting "flying planes into buildings".


That Ben Richards is one mean mutherfarker
 
2013-11-02 03:30:39 PM

martid4: fjnorton: "The Afghan Taliban condemned the drone strike as cowardly"

Ok that's just funny

I like my drones cowardly.


The drones look up to you. They need you.
 
2013-11-02 03:33:12 PM
Fox News Spin-bingo

img.fark.net

//quick and dirty
 
2013-11-02 03:36:46 PM
Fox News tomorrow:  Obama's Apology Tour continues.
 
2013-11-02 03:46:20 PM

fjnorton: "The Afghan Taliban condemned the drone strike as cowardly"

Ok that's just funny


Ya, says the guys that hide behind women and children..The same cowards that talk OTHER
stupid suckers to go run in the middle of a market and blow themselves up They don't do it themselves.
It's like a pyramid scheme. The leader gathers recruits, they gather more, then the last bunch
get to be the suicide bombers..Never the first couple of layers of people..The ones that really "believe"
all of the B.S. they stand for..Not them..I think they are the very definition of that really.
 
2013-11-02 03:51:35 PM
Perhaps the US should have checked first?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-24787637

- Pakistan government was about to start peace talks with the guy the US just blew up.

That's joined-up diplomacy, that is

/Just ask around next time you pull the trigger
 
2013-11-02 04:13:28 PM

mungo: Perhaps the US should have checked first?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-24787637

- Pakistan government was about to start peace talks with the guy the US just blew up.

That's joined-up diplomacy, that is

/Just ask around next time you pull the trigger


No, we just ask who they're going to be negotiating with next...

/can you be about 20 minutes late to that meeting?  I'd strongly advise it.
 
2013-11-02 04:14:10 PM

Lost Thought 00: why are we still fighting them again?


Hakimullah Mehsud was a pretty wanted man. He was rumored to be behind the attack on Malala (and he certainly could've stopped it, if he wasn't). He attempted to car bomb Times Square in New York City. He is also behind many suicide attacks on US troops. Oh, and he was behind the suicide bombing of a CIA base in Afghanistan in 2009 that killed 7 Americans, including CIA agents (it was the attack shown in "Zero Dark Thirty", actually).

There's a reason he had a $5 mil bounty on his head
 
2013-11-02 04:16:07 PM

mungo: Perhaps the US should have checked first?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-24787637

- Pakistan government was about to start peace talks with the guy the US just blew up.

That's joined-up diplomacy, that is

/Just ask around next time you pull the trigger


Who gives a shiat. If don't announce a ceasefire your sorry ass is fair game
 
2013-11-02 04:18:04 PM
Pakistan is always complaining about these drone strikes, if they took control of the provinces that are in the hands of the Taliban, there wouldn't be a need for any drones strikes.  Screw that, "We've cross an invisible line and you can't touch us anymore!" crap, kill them when ever and where ever you find them.
 
2013-11-02 04:21:21 PM
I'm a Pakistani and a Muslim.  And I say, GOOD.
I have had enough of these ass hats killing citizens of my country, destroying my home city of Karachi, obliterating any attempts at re-vitalizing a failing economy, and generally causing instabiity in what was once a peaceful and developed land.
Doubly frustrated at them hijacking my religion for their backwards ass causes.
While I may not be wholly in support of drone strikes, good on the intel community for getting this one right.
I hope God damns this asshole to the deepest level of hell.
/Now if the ISI could get it's shiat together
 
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