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(NJ.com)   No way with a mugshot like this, could this man be a pedo for assaulting three children   (nj.com) divider line 30
    More: Unlikely, Hackensack, Special Victims Unit  
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2013-11-02 12:29:13 PM
I've seen that guy somewhere before....

i262.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-02 12:54:26 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

If only we let Lex Luthor nuke Hackensack in 1978, this never would have happened.
 
2013-11-02 12:54:33 PM
DING DING DING DING
 
2013-11-02 12:56:32 PM
Page won't load for me. Can someone give me the neck to beard ratio?
 
2013-11-02 12:57:40 PM

Cagey B: DING DING DING DING


beat me to it, damn you.

images.amcnetworks.com
 
2013-11-02 12:58:03 PM
And now, for the unpopular opinion:

I'm kinda tired of the Fark ideal -- that we can tell who's a pedophile by looking at them.

/let the ranting begin
 
2013-11-02 12:59:46 PM
Yeah because child molesters totally all look creepy.  If I'd had to guess this guy's crime from a cold start, I'd have gone for "assaulted deli worker wiith a kielbasa because of bad service".
 
2013-11-02 01:02:04 PM

Hankie Fest: And now, for the unpopular opinion:

I'm kinda tired of the Fark ideal -- that we can tell who's a pedophile by looking at them.

/let the ranting begin


I think it's safe to say some of them do in fact look the creepy, rapey part.

And others look like clergymen.
 
2013-11-02 01:04:53 PM
It's a good thing that child molesters are always creepy looking strangers so we can warn children who to look out for. Everyone knows that odd looking people are actually evil.
i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-11-02 01:04:58 PM
I thought the Amy's Baking Company guy was deported.
 
2013-11-02 01:05:42 PM
Okay, so post your own pic with that same caption and see how many people board their heads.
 
2013-11-02 01:09:01 PM

Ghastly: Page won't load for me. Can someone give me the neck to beard ratio?


imgick.nj.com

Holy fark.

I saw the headline and thought "yeah, subby's being sarcastic" and figured I'd make some smart ass comment on that. But then I saw the picture and lost all capacity for rational thought. If I ever saw that coming for me, I think I'd open fire, laws be damned.
 
2013-11-02 02:01:02 PM
"A city man has been arrested on charges he sexually assaulted three underage children. "

As opposed to all of those over aged children...
 
2013-11-02 02:10:09 PM

Hankie Fest: And now, for the unpopular opinion:

I'm kinda tired of the Fark ideal -- that we can tell who's a pedophile by looking at them.

/let the ranting begin


Some people just have Molester Face. People who can't see it generally are the ones who get molested. I'm sorry.

/you gonna get raped
 
2013-11-02 02:15:19 PM
If guilty, then i hope that mug gets rearranged in prison.
 
2013-11-02 02:20:55 PM

Mr. Shabooboo: "A city man has been arrested on charges he sexually assaulted three underage children. "

As opposed to all of those over aged children...


I think it means as opposed to children who are old enough to be legally molested.

Not a legal scholar
 
2013-11-02 02:23:26 PM
www.floridageekscene.com

Da hell you lookin` at?!?
 
2013-11-02 02:51:17 PM
NOTE to women who like to marry the crazy in jail.  He's sharp looking.
 
2013-11-02 02:52:42 PM
Is yelling, "Get off my lawn," a form of molestation now?

It's so hard to keep up.

/DNRTFA
// Just here to look at pictures.
 
2013-11-02 03:13:40 PM
vtms.webs.com
 
2013-11-02 03:14:59 PM
Creepy looks aside, it's also always someone close to the family that gets a little rapey.
 
2013-11-02 03:53:00 PM
If the police took my mugshot using a wide angle lens so it distorted my features like that, I'd instruct my attorney to file suit against them. Spend maybe 10 grand flying in a couple of photography experts, and I'll end up with a lovely six-figure payday!
 
2013-11-02 03:58:50 PM
Anybody seen Paul Stanley lately?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-02 04:04:55 PM
And after reading the other links on that page, why the fark . . .

Never mind, I get it, they've already left.
 
2013-11-02 04:41:14 PM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Hankie Fest: And now, for the unpopular opinion:

I'm kinda tired of the Fark ideal -- that we can tell who's a pedophile by looking at them.

/let the ranting begin

Some people just have Molester Face. People who can't see it generally are the ones who get molested. I'm sorry.

/you gonna get raped


Yeah, that guy's face says "I'm going to fark you" more than just about anybody I've ever seen.
 
2013-11-02 04:45:37 PM
Pradobear? Anyone?
 
2013-11-02 05:45:48 PM

DigitalCoffee:


Thank you for the smile.

Those pair were my role models growing up.

I always wanted their wit, sarcasm and aloofness.
Now that I do, I dream of a time where I learn to shut up and not make that comment.

/image saved
 
2013-11-02 07:51:57 PM
Berlusconi?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-02 11:15:28 PM
i.imgur.com

Heh-lowwww, Jerry!
 
2013-11-03 10:47:15 AM
WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH HIS FARKIN' EYES???!!!!????imgick.nj.com
 
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