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(BBC)   The EPL kicked off yesterday with Chelsea at Newcastle, and Arsenal hosting Liverpool to fight for the top spot. Today wraps up with Spurs at Everton, while Cardiff and Swansea square off in their first Premier League derby   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 409
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2013-11-02 08:49:34 AM
I pushed this thread since one hadn't been submitted. Free greenlight most weekends for anybody who's around.
 
2013-11-02 08:51:19 AM
Alas, I am not witty enough for submitting anything.  Thanks for pushing it through Unfreakable
 
2013-11-02 08:52:32 AM

dietbubba: Alas, I am not witty enough for submitting anything.  Thanks for pushing it through Unfreakable


You bet. I hate to push one myself since I can approve it, but if one isn't submitted, I don't have much choice. Would rather somebody else got the green.
 
2013-11-02 08:53:27 AM
I always fish for a thread 10 seconds before this hits the sports page
 
2013-11-02 08:54:03 AM

Unfreakable: dietbubba: Alas, I am not witty enough for submitting anything.  Thanks for pushing it through Unfreakable

You bet. I hate to push one myself since I can approve it, but if one isn't submitted, I don't have much choice. Would rather somebody else got the green.


Fair enough. Busy this morning or I might have done it myself.

FFPL report to follow during the 1500 Zulu games.
 
2013-11-02 08:54:05 AM

Unfreakable: I pushed this thread since one hadn't been submitted. Free greenlight most weekends for anybody who's around.


Damn it 5 minutes too late. Will have to remember to submit a thread when Football Focus starts at midday.

Plus i need to work on the tolling headlines.
 
2013-11-02 08:54:27 AM
Oy, everyone slacking. But every time I'm subby for a epl/soccer thread, Liverpool loses.
 
2013-11-02 08:57:32 AM

Norfolking Chance: Plus i need to work on the tolling headlines.


Personally, I don't care for trolling headlines. Just a simple one that mentions the matches is fine for me. I redlight 99% of the trolling headlines I see, unless it's really funny (rare) or it has a lot of upvotes, which tells me that the Farkers like it for some reason. Otherwise I look for a better one.
 
2013-11-02 08:58:46 AM
Christ, Newcastle! Did everything wrong except give up the goal.
 
2013-11-02 08:58:56 AM
CROSSBAR
 
2013-11-02 09:00:03 AM

Unfreakable: I pushed this thread since one hadn't been submitted. Free greenlight most weekends for anybody who's around.


I've submitted them a few times, usually microseconds after the official page comes through.
 
2013-11-02 09:00:52 AM

HaywoodJablonski: Unfreakable: I pushed this thread since one hadn't been submitted. Free greenlight most weekends for anybody who's around.

I've submitted them a few times, usually microseconds after the official page comes through.


LOL that was the story of my life when I used to be a regular submitter
 
2013-11-02 09:01:28 AM
I admit, when I don't see a thread anywhere in all the total fark categories, i get a little panicky
 
2013-11-02 09:02:46 AM

Unfreakable: HaywoodJablonski: Unfreakable: I pushed this thread since one hadn't been submitted. Free greenlight most weekends for anybody who's around.

I've submitted them a few times, usually microseconds after the official page comes through.

LOL that was the story of my life when I used to be a regular submitter


That and nobody appreciating my humor were mine. :)
 
2013-11-02 09:09:26 AM

Unfreakable: Norfolking Chance: Plus i need to work on the tolling headlines.

Personally, I don't care for trolling headlines. Just a simple one that mentions the matches is fine for me. I redlight 99% of the trolling headlines I see, unless it's really funny (rare) or it has a lot of upvotes, which tells me that the Farkers like it for some reason. Otherwise I look for a better one.


If you do it right its both trolling (in a banter way) and funny. Wit is the most important part.
 
2013-11-02 09:10:44 AM
No Chelsea fans anymore? I figured we'd see a few people rejoicing about Mata's start
 
2013-11-02 09:14:42 AM
Great run, bad cross
 
2013-11-02 09:18:14 AM
Well, that was dangerous
 
2013-11-02 09:20:04 AM

Unfreakable: I pushed this thread since one hadn't been submitted. Free greenlight most weekends for anybody who's around.


I'm bummed that the cricket statue story didn't get greenlighted. I'm not subby but I made a great meme for that thread!
i1353.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-02 09:21:58 AM

HaywoodJablonski: No Chelsea fans anymore?


Maybe they are too busy sleeping with their colleagues girlfriends?

(Or is that just the players?)
 
2013-11-02 09:23:06 AM

Norfolking Chance: HaywoodJablonski: No Chelsea fans anymore?

Maybe they are too busy sleeping with their colleagues girlfriends?

(Or is that just the players?)


+1 for you!
 
2013-11-02 09:24:21 AM

Norfolking Chance: HaywoodJablonski: No Chelsea fans anymore?

Maybe they are too busy sleeping with their colleagues girlfriends?

(Or is that just the players?)


+1, would LOL again
 
2013-11-02 09:27:00 AM
Dumb tackle by Sissoko, easy yellow
 
2013-11-02 09:27:57 AM
Well at this rate my 3-1 Chelsea isn't going to be close
 
2013-11-02 09:29:07 AM

Norfolking Chance: HaywoodJablonski: No Chelsea fans anymore?

Maybe they are too busy sleeping with their colleagues girlfriends?

(Or is that just the players?)


ohsnap.jpg
 
2013-11-02 09:31:50 AM

Norfolking Chance: HaywoodJablonski: No Chelsea fans anymore?

Maybe they are too busy sleeping with their colleagues girlfriends?

(Or is that just the players?)


+1 from me as well
 
2013-11-02 09:33:42 AM
Considering how they started, Newcastle should be delighted with the score at half
 
2013-11-02 09:34:50 AM
Any points from this game are a bonus.

Tough matches to predict this week.
 
2013-11-02 09:37:28 AM

midpoint: Any points from this game are a bonus.

Tough matches to predict this week.


Need more insurance chips...
 
2013-11-02 09:43:05 AM

Unfreakable: Norfolking Chance: Plus i need to work on the tolling headlines.

Personally, I don't care for trolling headlines. Just a simple one that mentions the matches is fine for me. I redlight 99% of the trolling headlines I see, unless it's really funny (rare) or it has a lot of upvotes, which tells me that the Farkers like it for some reason. Otherwise I look for a better one.


That explains why mine are rarely greened.
 
2013-11-02 09:50:47 AM
Goddammit. Forgot to do my preds in time again. Hopefully I get an autopred with Chelski winning.
 
2013-11-02 09:51:44 AM
Going to be at a conference all day today, so I guess I'll have to wait until tonight to find out just how much I regret switching my banker to Man City.
 
2013-11-02 09:59:35 AM
Terry got what he deserved there.
 
2013-11-02 10:00:29 AM
Terrible decision/cross
 
2013-11-02 10:01:24 AM

desertgeek: Terry got what he deserved there.


I thought the referee had stopped play to give the Toon player an award.
 
2013-11-02 10:01:40 AM
Lucky there. Close
 
2013-11-02 10:02:08 AM
Chelsea, get your shiat together
 
2013-11-02 10:02:13 AM
OOOooooohhhhhhhhh
 
2013-11-02 10:03:54 AM

HaywoodJablonski: Chelsea, get your shiat together


At least we'll all drop points together if Chelsea blows it. I doubt even midpoint called this one as a Newcastle win
 
2013-11-02 10:05:25 AM

Langston: HaywoodJablonski: Chelsea, get your shiat together

At least we'll all drop points together if Chelsea blows it. I doubt even midpoint called this one as a Newcastle win


He probably called a cheeky draw with insurance
 
2013-11-02 10:05:31 AM

Langston: HaywoodJablonski: Chelsea, get your shiat together

At least we'll all drop points together if Chelsea blows it. I doubt even midpoint called this one as a Newcastle win


1-2.

So I get real points or FFPL points.
 
2013-11-02 10:06:06 AM
Cech is having a nice game
 
2013-11-02 10:08:03 AM
I could use an Oscar to Ivanovic goal
 
2013-11-02 10:08:45 AM
Joe Hart benched
 
2013-11-02 10:09:46 AM
Wow! Perfect header!
 
2013-11-02 10:10:03 AM

HaywoodJablonski: Cech is having a nice game


The internet commentator's curse
 
2013-11-02 10:10:27 AM

HaywoodJablonski: Joe Hart benched


He deserves it. I'm surprised to be saying that; he looked amazing just two years ago.


NEWCASTLE GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
 
2013-11-02 10:10:33 AM
Countdown to Jose's head exploding...
 
2013-11-02 10:10:46 AM
Beautiful free kick! Cabaye is a master.
 
2013-11-02 10:11:40 AM

StRalphTheLiar: HaywoodJablonski: Cech is having a nice game

The internet commentator's curse


Not much he could do with that
 
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