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(Bangor Daily News)   Interested in watching a video of Maine's Zumba prostitute? You had better hurry up, her lawyer is having them all removed from the internet   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 99
    More: Unlikely, Southern Maine, Kennebunk, Kennebunk Zumba, prostitution, attorney-in-fact, Alexis Wright, welfare fraud, watching  
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2013-11-02 06:22:53 AM
Imagine how empty the web would be if everyone could remove what they wanted. There would be 4 web sites dedicated to cats.
 
2013-11-02 06:38:40 AM

LaChanz: Imagine how empty the web would be if everyone could remove what they wanted. There would be 4 web sites dedicated to cats.


and a recipe site.
 
2013-11-02 06:57:20 AM
 
2013-11-02 07:25:39 AM
You have to take the good with the bad with technology

Yeah, it does really farking suck, and until something is created to combat this problem, we are all SOL.
 
2013-11-02 08:14:06 AM
Well it's still up 204,000 times
 
2013-11-02 08:26:05 AM
Braaaaiiins
 
2013-11-02 09:20:51 AM

some_beer_drinker: /?????


The second page is awesome ;-)
 
2013-11-02 10:26:02 AM
Came here for the link; disappointed so far. Come on Farkers!

/too lazy to search
 
das
2013-11-02 10:30:00 AM
bdnpull.bangorpublishing.netdna-cdn.com

This photo????
 
2013-11-02 10:30:23 AM

cman: You have to take the good with the bad with technology

Yeah, it does really farking suck, and until something is created to combat this problem, we are all SOL.


Something has already been created to combat the problem . It's called "don't post videos online that you don't want the world to see". Also "don't make videos of yourself doing illegal stuff". Also "don't do illegal stuff".
 
2013-11-02 10:31:10 AM

LaChanz: Imagine how empty the web would be if everyone could remove what they wanted. There would be 4 web sites dedicated to cats.


Not if I had anything to say about it.
 
2013-11-02 10:32:02 AM

poison_amy: cman: You have to take the good with the bad with technology

Yeah, it does really farking suck, and until something is created to combat this problem, we are all SOL.

Something has already been created to combat the problem . It's called "don't post videos online that you don't want the world to see". Also "don't make videos of yourself doing illegal stuff". Also "don't do illegal stuff".


I believe that everyone has a right to leave society, just like everyone should have a right to leave the internet
 
2013-11-02 10:35:50 AM
Onion?
 
2013-11-02 10:36:43 AM

cman: You have to take the good with the bad with technology

Yeah, it does really farking suck, and until something is created to combat this problem, we are all SOL SQL.

 
2013-11-02 10:37:01 AM
I'll be in my Kennebunk.
 
2013-11-02 10:38:04 AM

some_beer_drinker: http://www.zombo.com/

/?????


Hey, they added new stuff.
 
2013-11-02 10:45:30 AM

das: This photo????


Or perhaps this one.
cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2013-11-02 10:46:25 AM
FTFA: Wright helped run a prostitution operation out of her Kennebunk Zumba studio, where she secretly captured encounters with clients on video so that Thomaston-based business partner Mark Strong could watch remotely.

Riiiiiiight. So she was distributing pornographic images of other people without their permission, and now she's all upset because people are distributing pornographic images of her without her permission.
 
2013-11-02 10:46:51 AM
It took me highlighting her name in the article and clicking "search Google"  then "video" to find a hardcore one.

So well done Internet scrubbers.
 
2013-11-02 10:47:49 AM

orbister: FTFA: Wright helped run a prostitution operation out of her Kennebunk Zumba studio, where she secretly captured encounters with clients on video so that Thomaston-based business partner Mark Strong could watch remotely.

Riiiiiiight. So she was distributing pornographic images of other people without their permission, and now she's all upset because people are distributing pornographic images of her without her permission.


She never distributed those videos

She released pornographic videos of people who knew they were being filmed
 
2013-11-02 10:54:00 AM

cman: poison_amy: cman: You have to take the good with the bad with technology

Yeah, it does really farking suck, and until something is created to combat this problem, we are all SOL.

Something has already been created to combat the problem . It's called "don't post videos online that you don't want the world to see". Also "don't make videos of yourself doing illegal stuff". Also "don't do illegal stuff".

I believe that everyone has a right to leave society, just like everyone should have a right to leave the internet


I'm not following your logic. You can't "leave society" without leaving a record of what you did while you were there.
 
2013-11-02 10:54:52 AM
I deal with this shiat at work.

Not Zumba, not prostitutes. Rather the idea that you can remove information which has been publicly available.

It's bullshiat. You can't do it. The Chinese have it, the Russians have it. The pron sites have it, it's being seeded in a torrent, etc.

It's out there, man. It's gone. It's plastered on every billboard. Children go to night tucked into bed with blankets with your info printed on it. The terrorists have it. The druglords have it. You want to remove it from my site, and you think that's the only thing that matters? Grow the fark up.

The idea that you can remove anything from the public eye is fundamentally wrong. Whether it was rightly or wrongly put there in the first place is irrelevant. It. Can't. Be. Done.
 
2013-11-02 10:55:42 AM

Trelane: Came here for the link; disappointed so far. Come on Farkers!

/too lazy to search


http://gawker.com/5952261/the-collected-nsfw-videos-of-alexis-wright -t he-maine-zumba-madam

There.  NSFW.
 
2013-11-02 10:59:46 AM
Wanna get serious about cracking down on prostitution? You can start here:
blog.oceanconservancy.org
There's 535 of them.
 
2013-11-02 11:03:27 AM

cman: poison_amy: cman: You have to take the good with the bad with technology

Yeah, it does really farking suck, and until something is created to combat this problem, we are all SOL.

Something has already been created to combat the problem . It's called "don't post videos online that you don't want the world to see". Also "don't make videos of yourself doing illegal stuff". Also "don't do illegal stuff".

I believe that everyone has a right to leave society, just like everyone should have a right to leave the internet


And how well does that line up with reality?  Just wishing something so doesn't make it so.  Stick to the advice that you quoted and you'll do okay in the real world.
 
2013-11-02 11:10:03 AM
What a slut. I hope this woman is never able to work again and is run out of town. Trashy biatch whore skank. How DARE she have sex, how DARE she. Only dirty women have sex.

Yours sincerely,
A small town Republican
 
2013-11-02 11:10:04 AM
You know, I hadn't really given it much thought before, but now that it's been mentioned, I am pretty interested.
So, thanks Ms defense attorney.
 
2013-11-02 11:13:06 AM

cman: poison_amy: cman: You have to take the good with the bad with technology

Yeah, it does really farking suck, and until something is created to combat this problem, we are all SOL.

Something has already been created to combat the problem . It's called "don't post videos online that you don't want the world to see". Also "don't make videos of yourself doing illegal stuff". Also "don't do illegal stuff".

I believe that everyone has a right to leave society, just like everyone should have a right to leave the internet


If I interacted with you, face-to-face, in society, how exactly would you 'leave' that?  I still have a memory of it.
 
2013-11-02 11:17:59 AM
Bookmarked, thanks to DarkVader.
 
2013-11-02 11:18:13 AM

cman: You have to take the good with the bad with technology

Yeah, it does really farking suck, and until something is created to combat this problem,

or until we realize that discretion is the better part of wisdom, we are all SOL.

I know that not every embarrassing upload can be prevented, but people can sure as hell cut down on the many regrettable choices they make that end up on the Internet.

Don't want a vengeful ex to post nekkid pix of you for the world to see? Don't let nekkid pix get into his hands to begin with, even before he's a vengeful ex. Or, alternatively,m develop a really thick skin and stop caring what people think about you.
 
2013-11-02 11:18:37 AM

some_beer_drinker: http://www.zombo.com/

/?????


Came here to do the same.
 
2013-11-02 11:23:33 AM

DarkVader: Trelane: Came here for the link; disappointed so far. Come on Farkers!

/too lazy to search

http://gawker.com/5952261/the-collected-nsfw-videos-of-alexis-wright -t he-maine-zumba-madam

There.  NSFW.


She should have been charged with bad dancing.  Criminy I can dance better.  I would still Rumba her Pilates if you  know what I mean.  (I mean my penis and her vagina)
 
2013-11-02 11:27:11 AM
sounds like hype so when she gets out she can make the talk show rounds / playboy photos etc.  Typical lawyer crap.
 
2013-11-02 11:27:53 AM
Nipples.
 
2013-11-02 11:30:21 AM
A google search turned up some pretty crazy stuff. Apparently she really loves her dog...

/Gonna go throw up now
 
2013-11-02 11:37:23 AM

phrawgh: Wanna get serious about cracking down on prostitution? You can start here:
[blog.oceanconservancy.org image 780x346]
There's 535 of them.


I take a lot more offense to the horrid misdeeds of this flavor, than to her kind.  Hers may or may not be your thing, but she ain't doin' no harm. The former, however...
 
2013-11-02 11:42:33 AM
See, there was a benefit to the fitness craze.
 
2013-11-02 11:44:01 AM
i1301.photobucket.com
Thanks, Fark!
 
2013-11-02 11:44:39 AM

bigsteve3OOO: DarkVader: Trelane: Came here for the link; disappointed so far. Come on Farkers!

/too lazy to search

http://gawker.com/5952261/the-collected-nsfw-videos-of-alexis-wright -t he-maine-zumba-madam

There.  NSFW.

She should have been charged with bad dancing.  Criminy I can dance better.  I would still Rumba her Pilates if you  know what I mean.  (I mean my penis and her vagina)


check the link in the article. a popsicle gets all melted.
 
2013-11-02 11:50:39 AM
WELCOME to Zumba Whore. You can do anything you want to Zumba Whore. Welcome.
 
2013-11-02 11:53:31 AM

Ghastly: WELCOME to Zumba Whore. You can do anything you want to Zumba Whore. Welcome.


Ha, that's good. Good enough to warrant an update on the comic..? It's more likely than you think!

/probably not likely :(
//always loved your stuff
 
2013-11-02 12:01:47 PM

phrawgh: Wanna get serious about cracking down on prostitution? You can start here:
[blog.oceanconservancy.org image 780x346]
There's 535 of them.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-02 12:02:24 PM

Disgruntled Goat: It took me highlighting her name in the article and clicking "search Google"  then "video" to find a hardcore one.

So well done Internet scrubbers.


and she apparently likes teh anals
 
2013-11-02 12:02:28 PM
Plus, Zumba.

Whatever the hell that is ..
 
2013-11-02 12:02:32 PM
From "Bangor Daily" news, no less...
 
2013-11-02 12:03:58 PM
Neat thing about humans. We have petabytes of smut all over the internet, but ONE cute chick that doesn't want us to see her naked and we're all over it.

I'm just as guilty, just pointing it out.
 
2013-11-02 12:05:31 PM

cman: poison_amy: cman: You have to take the good with the bad with technology

Yeah, it does really farking suck, and until something is created to combat this problem, we are all SOL.

Something has already been created to combat the problem . It's called "don't post videos online that you don't want the world to see". Also "don't make videos of yourself doing illegal stuff". Also "don't do illegal stuff".

I believe that everyone has a right to leave society, just like everyone should have a right to leave the internet


One of these days, your real name is going to be discovered and associated with your Fark name, and you will have to spend the rest of your life trying to explain to people why you decided to name yourself after ejaculate.  Good luck with that.
 
2013-11-02 12:11:00 PM

phrawgh: Wanna get serious about cracking down on prostitution? You can start here:

There's 535 of them.


534; Ron Paul is too crazy to be a whore.
 
2013-11-02 12:22:44 PM

cman: poison_amy: cman: You have to take the good with the bad with technology

Yeah, it does really farking suck, and until something is created to combat this problem, we are all SOL.

Something has already been created to combat the problem . It's called "don't post videos online that you don't want the world to see". Also "don't make videos of yourself doing illegal stuff". Also "don't do illegal stuff".

I believe that everyone has a right to leave society, just like everyone should have a right to leave the internet


Some people believe in leprechauns, that doesn't make them right.
 
2013-11-02 12:24:56 PM

RyogaM: cman: poison_amy: cman: You have to take the good with the bad with technology

Yeah, it does really farking suck, and until something is created to combat this problem, we are all SOL.

Something has already been created to combat the problem . It's called "don't post videos online that you don't want the world to see". Also "don't make videos of yourself doing illegal stuff". Also "don't do illegal stuff".

I believe that everyone has a right to leave society, just like everyone should have a right to leave the internet

One of these days, your real name is going to be discovered and associated with your Fark name, and you will have to spend the rest of your life trying to explain to people why you decided to name yourself after ejaculate.  Good luck with that.


Because user names on Fark when I signed up didn't allow special characters. It is supposed to be C=Man ((After the Commodore computer) but I have been known to change it up and use C:\Man)
 
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