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2013-11-02 05:36:14 PM

andychrist420: Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Played golf with Dave Keon today,

Shut up.

I smoked some weed called Cookie Monster today, you don't hear me bragging.

I guess I just did.  Oh well, time for chili dogs and playstation hockey.


Well most folks in the hockey threads already know the fact that I know Mr Keon, it's not exactly bragging...it's more or less relaying the info that he thinks that night's shenanigans were garbage.
 
2013-11-02 05:51:00 PM

mcmnky: andychrist420: mcmnky: Gecko Gingrich: ongbok: And NBA players are the thugs?

Well, NHL players tend to only beat up each other be white.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Semyon+Varlamov

Except that Emory is attractive and successful.  There's a bunch of them playing hockey now.  Some are even stars.  You should check out hockey from this millennium, the 2 line pass is legal now.

/not excusing Varly
//just being a technically correct smartass.
///the best kind of smartass.

And there are white people playing in the NBA.

I tried watching NHL hockey this millennium, but there was a strike/lockout/that time of the month.

I'll try again when Bergman is gone, if he hasn't killed the league first.


Bettman?
 
2013-11-02 05:55:59 PM

fatalvenom: andychrist420: Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Played golf with Dave Keon today,

Shut up.

I smoked some weed called Cookie Monster today, you don't hear me bragging.

I guess I just did.  Oh well, time for chili dogs and playstation hockey.

Well most folks in the hockey threads already know the fact that I know Mr Keon, it's not exactly bragging...it's more or less relaying the info that he thinks that night's shenanigans were garbage.


I know, I'm just being playfully petulant.  And high.  Is it playoff time yet?
 
2013-11-02 05:57:31 PM

andychrist420: fatalvenom: andychrist420: Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Played golf with Dave Keon today,

Shut up.

I smoked some weed called Cookie Monster today, you don't hear me bragging.

I guess I just did.  Oh well, time for chili dogs and playstation hockey.

Well most folks in the hockey threads already know the fact that I know Mr Keon, it's not exactly bragging...it's more or less relaying the info that he thinks that night's shenanigans were garbage.

I know, I'm just being playfully petulant.  And high.  Is it playoff time yet?


I wish.

/it was playoff time
//and I could smoke weed
/// :-(
 
2013-11-02 06:06:09 PM
Looks like Emery traded in coke for 'roids.
 
2013-11-02 06:09:38 PM

fatalvenom: andychrist420: fatalvenom: andychrist420: Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Played golf with Dave Keon today,

Shut up.

I smoked some weed called Cookie Monster today, you don't hear me bragging.

I guess I just did.  Oh well, time for chili dogs and playstation hockey.

Well most folks in the hockey threads already know the fact that I know Mr Keon, it's not exactly bragging...it's more or less relaying the info that he thinks that night's shenanigans were garbage.

I know, I'm just being playfully petulant.  And high.  Is it playoff time yet?

I wish.

/it was playoff time
//and I could smoke weed
/// :-(


Well, there are some advantages to being in a wheelchair.  Unfortunately, making the playoffs come early isn't one of them.
 
2013-11-02 06:12:36 PM

andychrist420: fatalvenom: andychrist420: fatalvenom: andychrist420: Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Played golf with Dave Keon today,

Shut up.

I smoked some weed called Cookie Monster today, you don't hear me bragging.

I guess I just did.  Oh well, time for chili dogs and playstation hockey.

Well most folks in the hockey threads already know the fact that I know Mr Keon, it's not exactly bragging...it's more or less relaying the info that he thinks that night's shenanigans were garbage.

I know, I'm just being playfully petulant.  And high.  Is it playoff time yet?

I wish.

/it was playoff time
//and I could smoke weed
/// :-(

Well, there are some advantages to being in a wheelchair.  Unfortunately, making the playoffs come early isn't one of them.


Always being picked first in the neighborhood pick-up relay races so you can dominate the downhill section?
 
2013-11-02 06:16:08 PM

Gecko Gingrich: andychrist420: fatalvenom: andychrist420: fatalvenom: andychrist420: Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Played golf with Dave Keon today,

Shut up.

I smoked some weed called Cookie Monster today, you don't hear me bragging.

I guess I just did.  Oh well, time for chili dogs and playstation hockey.

Well most folks in the hockey threads already know the fact that I know Mr Keon, it's not exactly bragging...it's more or less relaying the info that he thinks that night's shenanigans were garbage.

I know, I'm just being playfully petulant.  And high.  Is it playoff time yet?

I wish.

/it was playoff time
//and I could smoke weed
/// :-(

Well, there are some advantages to being in a wheelchair.  Unfortunately, making the playoffs come early isn't one of them.

Always being picked first in the neighborhood pick-up relay races so you can dominate the downhill section?


Dayum dude...

Uncalled for.
 
2013-11-02 06:17:06 PM

Gecko Gingrich: andychrist420: fatalvenom: andychrist420: fatalvenom: andychrist420: Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Played golf with Dave Keon today,

Shut up.

I smoked some weed called Cookie Monster today, you don't hear me bragging.

I guess I just did.  Oh well, time for chili dogs and playstation hockey.

Well most folks in the hockey threads already know the fact that I know Mr Keon, it's not exactly bragging...it's more or less relaying the info that he thinks that night's shenanigans were garbage.

I know, I'm just being playfully petulant.  And high.  Is it playoff time yet?

I wish.

/it was playoff time
//and I could smoke weed
/// :-(

Well, there are some advantages to being in a wheelchair.  Unfortunately, making the playoffs come early isn't one of them.

Always being picked first in the neighborhood pick-up relay races so you can dominate the downhill section?


I've been musical chairs champion for 15 years straight
 
2013-11-02 06:21:23 PM

andychrist420: Gecko Gingrich: andychrist420: fatalvenom: andychrist420: fatalvenom: andychrist420: Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Played golf with Dave Keon today,

Shut up.

I smoked some weed called Cookie Monster today, you don't hear me bragging.

I guess I just did.  Oh well, time for chili dogs and playstation hockey.

Well most folks in the hockey threads already know the fact that I know Mr Keon, it's not exactly bragging...it's more or less relaying the info that he thinks that night's shenanigans were garbage.

I know, I'm just being playfully petulant.  And high.  Is it playoff time yet?

I wish.

/it was playoff time
//and I could smoke weed
/// :-(

Well, there are some advantages to being in a wheelchair.  Unfortunately, making the playoffs come early isn't one of them.

Always being picked first in the neighborhood pick-up relay races so you can dominate the downhill section?

I've been musical chairs champion for 15 years straight


I knew you'd take that in the way I meant it. :)
 
2013-11-02 06:24:35 PM

Gecko Gingrich: andychrist420: Gecko Gingrich: andychrist420: fatalvenom: andychrist420: fatalvenom: andychrist420: Flappyhead: fatalvenom: Played golf with Dave Keon today,

Shut up.

I smoked some weed called Cookie Monster today, you don't hear me bragging.

I guess I just did.  Oh well, time for chili dogs and playstation hockey.

Well most folks in the hockey threads already know the fact that I know Mr Keon, it's not exactly bragging...it's more or less relaying the info that he thinks that night's shenanigans were garbage.

I know, I'm just being playfully petulant.  And high.  Is it playoff time yet?

I wish.

/it was playoff time
//and I could smoke weed
/// :-(

Well, there are some advantages to being in a wheelchair.  Unfortunately, making the playoffs come early isn't one of them.

Always being picked first in the neighborhood pick-up relay races so you can dominate the downhill section?

I've been musical chairs champion for 15 years straight

I knew you'd take that in the way I meant it. :)


Aww man, I blew it.  I should have acted all offended and guilted you into giving me TF.  Eh, I only need it for the playoffs anyway.
 
2013-11-02 06:26:25 PM

Gecko Gingrich: mcmnky: I'll try again when Bergman is gone, if he hasn't killed the league first.

Bettman?


Fark mini-meme. As I recall, someone's phone autocorrected it to "Bergman" a couple years ago and it stuck.
 
2013-11-02 06:28:01 PM

ds_4815: Gecko Gingrich: mcmnky: I'll try again when Bergman is gone, if he hasn't killed the league first.

Bettman?

Fark mini-meme. As I recall, someone's phone autocorrected it to "Bergman" a couple years ago and it stuck.


Noted
 
2013-11-02 06:28:49 PM
Who was it that put the other guy in a coma during his "fight"? Bertuzzi?

If the NHL didn't drop the hammer on that guy, they're not going to do anything. Someone's going to die or sue the ever loving shiat out of them before they get their act together.
 
2013-11-02 06:42:53 PM
Look at that, the headline turned green.  Apparently Gecko is generous as well as funny.  Thanks man.  I always appreciate someone with as sick a sense of humor as me.
 
2013-11-02 06:46:32 PM

ds_4815: Gecko Gingrich: mcmnky: I'll try again when Bergman is gone, if he hasn't killed the league first.

Bettman?

Fark mini-meme. As I recall, someone's phone autocorrected it to "Bergman" a couple years ago and it stuck.


That was me.
 
2013-11-02 07:02:23 PM

andychrist420: Look at that, the headline turned green.  Apparently Gecko is generous as well as funny.  Thanks man.  I always appreciate someone with as sick a sense of humor as me.


No problem. Happy to do it.

/I honestly wasn't aware until I went to sponsor you that I was allotted 8, free, 1-month, gift subscriptions.
//enjoy
 
2013-11-02 07:06:20 PM

Gecko Gingrich: Unfortunately, all the Caps on the ice were...uhh...otherwise occupied (what, with being mugged by the rest of the Flyers on the ice and all)


That's not true. There was only one fight going on when Emery skated down.  A number of people could have intervened.
 
2013-11-02 07:18:49 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: 2wolves: Philadelphia Flyers gooning it up?  That never happens.

Sure it does. As do the Ducks, Kings, Panthers, Red Wings, Avalanche, Penguins, etc...

It is the NHL, it happens.


As a casual Red Wings fan -- the Wings generally don't "goon it up".  It's one of the things that some Wings fans think is the worst part of the team.  Honestly, in their Stanley Cup winning years, there have always been guys calling into talk radio biatching that the Wings don't have enough enforcers or toughness on the blueline.  They weren't talking about guys who could lay out a big heat -- they were talking about goons who would spend more time in the box then on the ice.
 
2013-11-02 07:26:12 PM
Just read that the next NHL All Star Game will take place in January 2015 in the same place it was to have taken place a little more than 9 months ago: Columbus, OH.

/Phoenix continues to wait for its ASG that was cancelled in the aftermath of the cancelled season
 
2013-11-02 07:44:27 PM

Gecko Gingrich: Anderson's Pooper: Once he left the crease somebody on the Caps should have stepped in before he got to the other end. Holtby got left out to dry by his team and the officials.

Unfortunately, all the Caps on the ice were...uhh...otherwise occupied (what, with being mugged by the rest of the Flyers on the ice and all). If any of the Caps on the bench would have left the bench to join the fray, they would have been penalized, ejected and suspended.


When your keeper is getting beat down like that, you eat the suspension.
 
2013-11-02 08:10:10 PM
If this fight happened when the Flyers went down 3-0, I'd just shrug and say "That's hockey."  Sometimes a fight will spark energy into a team that is dragging ass.

Waiting until it was 7-0 was completely disgusting.
 
2013-11-02 08:15:40 PM

ko_kyi: If this fight happened when the Flyers went down 3-0, I'd just shrug and say "That's hockey."  Sometimes a fight will spark energy into a team that is dragging ass.

Waiting until it was 7-0 was completely disgusting.


.... and unfortunately typical of hockey. This shiat always happens in blowouts. Were it any other team, this would not even be a story. But ZOMG the Flyers were mean in the 1970's
 
2013-11-02 08:44:22 PM
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Also some scumbags DDOS'd the Extra Life site today for about 4 hours, so pretty much any money we can get is a nice big middle finger to them.
 
2013-11-02 09:32:56 PM
And of course Emery has a shutout tonight in a 1-0 game.

/outscored 7-1 over two games, I will take the split
 
2013-11-02 09:50:19 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: And of course Emery has a shutout tonight in a 1-0 game.

/outscored 7-1 over two games, I will take the split


And he's still a piece of shiat.
 
2013-11-02 10:34:46 PM

Gecko Gingrich: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: And of course Emery has a shutout tonight in a 1-0 game.

/outscored 7-1 over two games, I will take the split

And he's still a piece of shiat.


Yep, a no talent POS who, after doing a bit of research, won't see a suspension over this due to rule 46. Specifically, look at rule 46.2
Rule 28.1 can address non-suspensions and the like but the NHL brass have been silent so far. Rule 28.1 details.

The no talent assclown will walk on this one. I'm pleased that Lecavilier got ass whipped and lost a couple of teeth in the process. I just see nothing happening.
 
2013-11-02 11:00:13 PM
Irrational Flyers hatred amuses me to no end. Not enough to make up for the shiatty start to the season, but I take what amusement I can get
 
2013-11-02 11:12:17 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Irrational Flyers hatred amuses me to no end. Not enough to make up for the shiatty start to the season, but I take what amusement I can get


I'm not sure I'd call this irrational.
 
2013-11-02 11:17:27 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Irrational Flyers hatred amuses me to no end. Not enough to make up for the shiatty start to the season, but I take what amusement I can get


It's not hatred of the flyers as much as it is hatred of the obvious bias the league has against small market teams
 
2013-11-02 11:24:59 PM
I will agree with the small market bias. Thanks a lot Bettman and NBC for that. There are teams other than the Rangers, Penguins, Flyers, Blackhawks, and Red Wings
 
2013-11-02 11:30:29 PM
I didn't think black people were allowed to play hockey.
 
2013-11-02 11:39:03 PM
And I thought Emery was pretty good last year.  I guess the Quennville 'stache knows all.
 
2013-11-03 12:02:48 AM

Woolwine: kronicfeld: Can we just go ahead and trade Philadelphia for, like, Mogadishu?

We already have one Detroit, we don't need another one


oh go finger yourself.  if the entire NHL was made from teams like Detroit, the world would be a better place in every possible way.
 
2013-11-03 12:12:29 AM

Vance Uppercut: Woolwine: kronicfeld: Can we just go ahead and trade Philadelphia for, like, Mogadishu?

We already have one Detroit, we don't need another one

oh go finger yourself.  if the entire NHL was made from teams like Detroit, the world would be a better place in every possible way.


Was referring to the city itself, not the NHL team.
 
2013-11-03 12:31:35 AM
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Obscure?
 
2013-11-03 01:52:23 AM
They have the the golden arcs frozen into their ice rink.  I forgot what I going to say, but it would have been epic.
 
2013-11-03 06:32:11 AM

Gecko Gingrich: On the plus side, they got the short end of that stick they tried to beat the Caps with.

The best part? 6'4"/215 lbs "enforcer"/goon Lecavalier loosing teeth and generally getting his face beat in while trying to pick on 6'0"/195 lbs Oleksy.


Lecavalier is no goon, which is probably why he got his ass kicked.

/Go Bolts!
//Flyers suck!!
///Slashies!!!
 
2013-11-03 07:28:29 AM
Interesting how when Lecavalier wants to stop fighting, they stop it.  They don't seem to do the same for Holtby.
 
2013-11-03 08:00:32 AM

SDRR: Gecko Gingrich: On the plus side, they got the short end of that stick they tried to beat the Caps with.

The best part? 6'4"/215 lbs "enforcer"/goon Lecavalier loosing teeth and generally getting his face beat in while trying to pick on 6'0"/195 lbs Oleksy.

Lecavalier is no goon, which is probably why he got his ass kicked.

/Go Bolts!
//Flyers suck!!
///Slashies!!!


He may not fully deserve the "goon" moniker - as he possesses skills beyond throwing hands - but, he does like to drop the gloves. For example, last season there were 347 fights in the NHL regular season. He was in three of them.
 
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