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(LiveLeak)   Cranky old lady demolishes giant snow penis, because morality   (liveleak.com) divider line 71
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2013-11-02 02:06:22 AM
"You people are disgusting!"

That brings such warmth to the 12-year-old in me.
 
2013-11-02 02:42:58 AM

phlegmmo: That brings such warmth to the 12-year-old in me.


Are you a teacher?
 
2013-11-02 02:44:47 AM

Local Man: phlegmmo: That brings such warmth to the 12-year-old in me.

Are you a teacher?


No, just a kid at heart.
 
2013-11-02 04:06:42 AM
What was that filmed with?  The video kept suffering from weird geometric distortion.
 
2013-11-02 04:09:26 AM
She's angry about the penis.
 
2013-11-02 04:26:40 AM

Warchild: She's angry about the penis.


that was the impression i had. very angry.
 
2013-11-02 04:30:33 AM

Local Man: phlegmmo: That brings such warmth to the 12-year-old in me.

Are you a teacher?


I think every one of my teacher colleagues would applaud the kid for the self-motivation and chutzpah. Every teacher I know is a deviant in some social, sexual, artistic, or psychopathic way. When kids do something bad, we scold on the outside, but smile on the inside.
 
2013-11-02 04:35:09 AM

some_beer_drinker: that was the impression i had. very angry.


brescher.net

/oblig
 
2013-11-02 04:38:17 AM
crazy old busybody is crazy and a busybody.
 
2013-11-02 06:45:24 AM
I looked and it made me chuckle. Giant snow penis is funny. Would I want it in my front yard? No. Would I go out and demolish it myself? No, I'd hire a kid to do it at night for me. Although, giving a kid five buck to beat the penis for me might land me in jail.
 
2013-11-02 07:54:58 AM

LaChanz: I looked and it made me chuckle. Giant snow penis is funny. Would I want it in my front yard? No. Would I go out and demolish it myself? No, I'd hire a kid to do it at night for me. Although, giving a kid five buck to beat the penis for me might land me in jail.


In my yard? No. But I can think of someone in my town who's getting one this January.
 
2013-11-02 09:09:56 AM
Poke the penis?  She hasn't been doing it correctly for a very long time.
 
2013-11-02 09:16:26 AM
Helga the Snow Penis Pulverizer.

/killing boners since 1950
 
2013-11-02 09:20:26 AM
Good thing it wasn't made out of rhubarb.
 
2013-11-02 09:34:26 AM
This is why you build this shiat at night in her lawn, not when she can see you.
 
2013-11-02 09:37:56 AM
Wow. Lorena Bobbitt  did not age well.
 
2013-11-02 10:16:04 AM

bearded clamorer: Good thing it wasn't made out of rhubarb.


Bee bop a roo bop
Rhubarb dong
 
2013-11-02 10:17:48 AM
Without cranky old women that are easily offended then snow wangs wouldn't be nearly as funny. And for that I say thank you prudish old people.
 
2013-11-02 10:33:49 AM
I wanted the kid to say "Bet it's not the first time you've seen an erection fall like that!"

 Maybe next time.
 
2013-11-02 10:40:30 AM
c/s/b

age 13, I built a snow-man in our front yard in the shape of a large (6 foot) hand / middle finger pointing at the country club 2 houses away

for some damn reason they made me take it down.


c/s/b
 
2013-11-02 10:57:20 AM

TuteTibiImperes: What was that filmed with?  The video kept suffering from weird geometric distortion.


It's the new iPhone QS (Quantum Singularity)
 
2013-11-02 11:04:10 AM
Meh. I've got nothing against snow penises, but if you are building it across the street from an elementary school, you are likely looking to draw this exact reaction. Penis building man is AW.
 
2013-11-02 11:11:50 AM
Meh, they wanted a reaction, they got one.......
 
2013-11-02 11:31:16 AM
That isn't the first penis she's made limp.
 
2013-11-02 11:44:04 AM
Giant Snow Penis is the name of my post-punk Anne Murray cover band.
 
2013-11-02 11:45:31 AM

log_jammin: crazy old busybody is crazy and a busybody.


Also old.  And funny snow penis is funny.  And a snow penis.
 
2013-11-02 11:45:55 AM
Why didn't someone just pull the hover round out from under her when she was leaning forward?
 
2013-11-02 11:46:03 AM

phlegmmo: Local Man: phlegmmo: That brings such warmth to the 12-year-old in me.

Are you a teacher?

No, just a kid at heart.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-02 11:50:00 AM
those poor kids just wanted to worship the cock like the rest of you, is that so wroooooong?
 
2013-11-02 11:59:57 AM
I was surprised her hoverround was able to get through that slush.
 
2013-11-02 12:00:13 PM

Muta: Why didn't someone just pull the hover round out from under her when she was leaning forward?


Nahh, besides, did you notice her tires spinning? She is stuck. If I was the guy, I would start building a new snow penis 5 feet to the left of it.
 
2013-11-02 12:12:30 PM

Cake Hunter: Rhubarb dong


Favorited.
 
2013-11-02 12:20:34 PM
Thatsnowpenis!
 
2013-11-02 12:29:33 PM
Next on her agenda; doing something about all of this terrible animal nudity! Dogs walking around, penis and balls on full display, completely shameless. There outta be a law!
 
2013-11-02 12:32:33 PM
This reminds me of "Kanamara Matsuri".

PS:  The Japanese are an odd people.
 
2013-11-02 12:34:11 PM

Repo Man: Next on her agenda; doing something about all of this terrible animal nudity! Dogs walking around, penis and balls on full display, completely shameless. There outta be a law!


www.jewsnews.co.il
 
2013-11-02 12:49:21 PM
I wish it had fallen over and landed on her.
 
2013-11-02 01:15:35 PM
 
2013-11-02 01:42:32 PM
"right across from an elementary school"

dammit,  I know I'm getting old cause I can kinda see her point.

/get off my lawn!
//35
 
2013-11-02 01:51:30 PM
Build the next one at the top of a flight of stairs, and send her pictures...
 
2013-11-02 02:19:15 PM
I guess some people just hate art.
 
2013-11-02 02:26:50 PM
Wait until the snow starts to melt and build one out of ice.... then watch her her repeatedly whack the penis while failing to make it come
down!!!!!
 
2013-11-02 02:34:33 PM
For some reason I thought of this

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-02 03:14:52 PM

Repo Man: Next on her agenda; doing something about all of this terrible animal nudity! Dogs walking around, penis and balls on full display, completely shameless. There outta be a law!


lol

Makes me think of this crazy neighbor woman back when I was a kid. She wanted the city to criminalize animals mating in public. She wanted the owners to be arrested and the animals euthanized. She kept showing up at city council meetings and haranguing them on the subject to the point that they barred her from attending the meetings because she kept interrupting them whenever they tried to discuss other council issues.

After that she tried to get a petition drive going to get the law she wanted passed included in the next city election. She also tried to get all the city council removed because they no longer allowed her to attend meetings. IIRC she got roughly a half-dozen signatures total, far fewer than needed. That didn't stop her though. She just kept calling the police and fire departments (this was back in the 1960s, well before 911 existed). This involved calling the operator and telling her what emergency service she needed. Since she had figured out that they wouldn't respond to a call saying animals were mating in public she'd lie and say stuff like a neighbor's house was on fire or there was a prowler in the neighborhood.

She only stopped when both the police & fire chiefs told her that they'd file charges against her for misuse of emergency services if she ever lied again about the nature of the call just to get them to respond.
 
2013-11-02 03:47:10 PM

GonzoNihilist: "right across from an elementary school"

dammit,  I know I'm getting old cause I can kinda see her point.

/get off my lawn!
//35




Imagine someone getting angry at a snow sculpture of a human hand. Or a nose. That's how silly this is.
 
2013-11-02 04:07:29 PM
Scooter sinking mud moat.
 
2013-11-02 05:14:44 PM
"Listen lady, you can't park your broom here"
 
2013-11-02 05:21:57 PM
supportyourlocalgunfighter.com

Unhand my dialing wand, you ruffians!
 
2013-11-02 05:31:54 PM
It looked like her wheel chair was stuck in the slush.  I would have just rebuilt it out of arms reach and left her there.  Flailing and screaming.
 
2013-11-02 05:36:18 PM
In college one day I'm walking to class and in front of this known party house is this 9foot snow peener.  I laughed as I passed by.  Take my one class and I'm heading home.  As I'm walking past the house there's 4 cops beating down the snow peener with their night clubs.  I wish I had a camera that moment.
 
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