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(LA Times)   In case you need proof that whatever deity you believe in hates you, Fred Durst is developing a drama for the CW while recording a new album with Limp Bizkit   (latimes.com) divider line 28
    More: Interesting, Fred Durst, Limp Bizkit, Cash Money Records, TV Guide, CBS TV Studios, dramas  
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2013-11-02 07:59:32 AM  
For the rest of us, it's a Festivus miracle!
 
ecl
2013-11-02 09:13:30 AM  
Satan doesn't hate me...  he hates everyone else.  We got a bro code and everything.
 
2013-11-02 09:32:04 AM  

ecl: Satan doesn't hate me...  he hates everyone else.  We got a bro code and everything.


I sometimes say to people "I don't worship Satan, we're just really close friends".
 
2013-11-02 09:38:12 AM  
airing it on Spike would probably tap into the douchebag demographic much better.
 
2013-11-02 09:56:02 AM  
This guy proved just how fake he was right from the beginning : A single called "Counterfeit" from an album named "Three Dollar Bill, y'all!"  A single, I might add, that was part of a payola scandal\controversy...
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1431305/limp-bizkit-pays-counterfei t- play.jhtml
 
ecl
2013-11-02 10:08:09 AM  

Imaginativescreenname: This guy proved just how fake he was right from the beginning : A single called "Counterfeit" from an album named "Three Dollar Bill, y'all!"  A single, I might add, that was part of a payola scandal\controversy...
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1431305/limp-bizkit-pays-counterfei t- play.jhtml


I don't like LB but that article wasn't scandalous at all and to call it payola is doing a disservice to the people who take bribing seriously.
 
2013-11-02 10:24:23 AM  
Didn't he direct a movie a while back? Something to do with bullying I think.
Ah yeah here it is. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/education_of_charlie_banks/
I suppose those reviews aren't bad for the directorial debut of a nu-metal frontman. Also, didn't realize it had Eisenberg in it.
 
2013-11-02 10:42:52 AM  
Fark it, no one's making me watch/listen. He can do whatever he wants.
 
2013-11-02 11:21:29 AM  
I miss the days when advertisers found out what the kids liked then polished up a fringe band to make money instead of just polishing up the same turd and forcing it on us over and over again.

The good thing is the internet makes it easier to find music I like.
 
2013-11-02 11:40:36 AM  
While I hate Limp Bizkit, Durst is a pretty smart guy and the show could potentially be good. They don't hand out TV shows to just anyone, you know?
 
2013-11-02 11:40:47 AM  
Limp Bizkit still exists?
 
2013-11-02 11:57:04 AM  

Imaginativescreenname: This guy proved just how fake he was right from the beginning : A single called "Counterfeit" from an album named "Three Dollar Bill, y'all!"  A single, I might add, that was part of a payola scandal\controversy...
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1431305/limp-bizkit-pays-counterfei t- play.jhtml


As someone stated above, not great, but not scandalous. Durst didn't personally pay them, the label did. The station also made it clear that it was a paid spot. So....yeah.

I cannot hate Limp BIzkit. I'm not a huge Durst fan, but the musicianship in LB is pretty great. If Durst would shut his yap every now and again, they would be great!
 
2013-11-02 12:07:25 PM  
I think this is proof that you hate me, subs.  I didn't know about this, and probably never would've.

Orgasmatron138: Fark it, no one's making me watch/listen. He can do whatever he wants.


Exactly.

peewinkle: They don't hand out TV shows to just anyone, you know?


The CW?

/off to forget any of this exists
 
2013-11-02 12:39:38 PM  

tailormadebassist: Imaginativescreenname: This guy proved just how fake he was right from the beginning : A single called "Counterfeit" from an album named "Three Dollar Bill, y'all!"  A single, I might add, that was part of a payola scandal\controversy...
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1431305/limp-bizkit-pays-counterfei t- play.jhtml

As someone stated above, not great, but not scandalous. Durst didn't personally pay them, the label did. The station also made it clear that it was a paid spot. So....yeah.

I cannot hate Limp BIzkit. I'm not a huge Durst fan, but the musicianship in LB is pretty great. If Durst would shut his yap every now and again, they would be great!


This. I got a blast from the past the other day. I don't know if any of you old farts know anything about eSports, but Riot Games hired Wes Borland to collaborate with their music department and write the theme for their Season 3 Championships, which he also performed live as a medley with a piece the Crystal Method had collaborated on with the company earlier this year. This all happened at a packed Staples Center about a month ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyLNoJfeygQ
Wasn't that jazzed about the Crystal Method's stuff. Electronic music is not made to be performed live. When Wes arrives on stage though....its just a trip into the bizarre.

Love it or hate it, no one else plays a guitar quite like Wes Borland does.
 
2013-11-02 12:40:39 PM  
Suppose I should clarify for context. Wes Borland is the guitarist for Limp Bizkit.
 
2013-11-02 12:47:19 PM  
It is my required duty as a native of Jacksonville to once again apologize for my city producing something as talentless and worthless as Fred Durst.  We gave you Skynyrd, are the home of the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, and sent Dan Marino and Jimmy Johnson into retirement with a 62-7 destruction in the playoffs.
 
2013-11-02 01:23:10 PM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Suppose I should clarify for context. Wes Borland is the guitarist for Limp Bizkit.


I used to use his C++ compiler back in the day.
 
2013-11-02 01:52:13 PM  
It's because Korrok likes Limp Bizkit.
 
2013-11-02 02:02:45 PM  
This sounds like the entertainment equivalent of watching Paris Hilton converse with ELIZA for 60 minutes.

ELIZA: Please tell me what's been bothering you.
YOU:   I'm Paris. They just told me to talk to you.
ELIZA: Do you enjoy being paris ?
YOU:   Sure. It's hot. 
ELIZA: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
YOU:   That means it's awesome. It's trendy. It's cool. Get it?
ELIZA: What does that suggest to you ?
YOU:   That I'm hot. Duh. 
ELIZA: Do you believe it is normal to be hot ?
YOU:   Like, no! Some people are gross. Hot is rare. I'm special.
ELIZA: Why not ?
YOU:   Why are some people gross? Because they're ugly and poor. Duh.
ELIZA: Did you think they might not be some people gross ?
YOU:   WTF? I don't understand you.
ELIZA: Don't you really understand I ?
YOU:   No. I don't farkin understand you.
ELIZA: Why 'no' ?
YOU:   Because you're not making any sense.
ELIZA: What makes you think I am not making any sense ?
YOU:   Because I don't know what you're trying to say, dumbass.
ELIZA: Do you sometimes wish you were trying to say ?
YOU:   Trying to say WHAT?
ELIZA: Have you asked such questions before ?
YOU:   I dunno. 
ELIZA: That's quite interesting.
YOU:   Cool.
ELIZA: Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
YOU:   No, it's okay. People just don't get me.
ELIZA: Are you saying no just to be negative?
YOU:   What does that mean?
ELIZA: Have you asked anyone else ?
YOU:   No, they only told me to talk to you. 
ELIZA: Why 'no' ?
YOU:   Because this is some sort of reality show. They're paying me to do this.
ELIZA: Don't any other reasons come to mind ?
YOU:   Because I'm famous and people want to see me on TV.
ELIZA: Do you enjoy being famous and people want to see you on tv ?
YOU:   Yeah. It's hot.
ELIZA: Tell me more about that.
YOU:   I'm like, rich and very famous. People love me. 
ELIZA: How ?
YOU:   WTF?
ELIZA: Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
YOU:   Yes! I'm famous and pretty. People love me!
ELIZA: I understand.
YOU:   Good.
ELIZA: What does that suggest to you ?
YOU:   That I'm still hot.
ELIZA: How long have you been still hot ?
YOU:   Always, biatch.
ELIZA: When ?
YOU:   Since I was born. I'm rich, duh.
ELIZA: Were you really ?
YOU:   Really rich? Yeah, I'm rich.
ELIZA: Is it because you are rich that you came to me ?
YOU:   Yes. Because I'm rich and famous and people want to watch me.
ELIZA: I see.

..... AN HOUR LATER

YOU:   And so I told Lindsey to fark off.
ELIZA: Do you say and so you told lindsey to fark off for some special reason ?
YOU:   Yeah, because she stole my coke and farked my boyfriend.
ELIZA: Your boyfriend ?
YOU:   I don't wanna say his name.
ELIZA: I am not interested in names.
YOU:   Good. Anyway, Lindsey screwed it all up, and when she lost all her money I couldn't hang around with her anymore, anyway.
ELIZA: That's quite interesting.
YOU:   Besides, she has herpes. 
ELIZA: But your boyfriend.
YOU:   No! He got it from her! I didn't fark him after she got to him.
ELIZA: Why not ?
YOU:   Because he farked up. There are a million men who want me. He farked Lindsey! I don't want him after that!
ELIZA: Is that the real reason ?
YOU:   Well, I don't want any more farkin herpes, either.
ELIZA: Why don't you want any more farkin herpes ?
YOU:   Because it's gross. Ew!
ELIZA: Don't any other reasons come to mind ?
YOU:   Isn't that enough? OMG!
ELIZA: Does talking about this bother you ?
YOU:   Yeah kinda
ELIZA: Please go on.

---

/Actual ELIZA chat.
//I was bored.
///I don't think I can play Paris Hilton all that well, though.
////Too many whole words.
 
2013-11-02 02:12:31 PM  

ZeroCorpse: /Actual ELIZA chat.
//I was bored.


If you're real bored, you can get ELIZA to play Zork.
 
2013-11-02 02:40:26 PM  
He should make a show where he teaches you how to play the guitar.

/can anyone find the tabs for this?
 
2013-11-02 03:29:35 PM  

ZeroCorpse: This sounds like the entertainment equivalent of watching Paris Hilton converse with ELIZA for 60 minutes.


s23.postimg.org
 
2013-11-02 05:12:03 PM  

peewinkle: While I hate Limp Bizkit, Durst is a pretty smart guy and the show could potentially be good. They don't hand out TV shows to just anyone, you know?


Uh McG is an executive producer on Supernatural, so I'm pretty sure they do.

I actually don't mind Durst's film/TV work; it's a hell of a lot better than his music.
 
2013-11-02 07:23:32 PM  

steamingpile: I miss the days when advertisers found out what the kids liked then polished up a fringe band to make money instead of just polishing up the same turd and forcing it on us over and over again.


So, like, the 1100s?

Damn, you're old.
 
2013-11-02 08:25:03 PM  
image.take40.com
 
2013-11-02 10:40:34 PM  
This is proof there is a God, and that He is a real bastard when it comes to practical jokes.
 
2013-11-02 11:06:02 PM  

Bane of Broone: [image.take40.com image 400x300]


I hoped to NEVER see that pic again!  Fark you very very much!
 
2013-11-03 04:30:31 AM  
God is angry. He is punishing us.
 
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