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(Starpulse)   Jennifer Love Hewitt will no longer be giving out happy endings   (starpulse.com ) divider line
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2013-11-02 09:02:45 AM  
So she'll be getting naked then?
 
ecl
2013-11-02 10:02:48 AM  

Mugato: So she'll be getting naked then?


Vagazzler.
 
2013-11-02 10:17:38 AM  
Hotter than Hell.
 
2013-11-02 10:23:30 AM  
Boobies Love Hewitt will no boobies boobies happy boobies.
 
2013-11-02 11:14:20 AM  
I don't care if that promo poster/shot of her TFA is photoshopped or not, that is some AWESOME cleavage.
 
2013-11-02 11:18:41 AM  

Mugato: So she'll be getting naked then?


THIS

/haul em out already
 
2013-11-02 11:29:01 AM  
images.starpulse.com

Woah, what happened?
 
2013-11-02 11:46:22 AM  

space1999: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]

Woah, what happened?


She's preggers and engaged.
 
2013-11-02 11:49:30 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: space1999: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]

Woah, what happened?

She's preggers and engaged.


and not even willing to give a handy?  Her fiance must be pissed.
 
2013-11-02 11:53:05 AM  

space1999: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]

Woah, what happened?


Someone took a picture with bad light, turned the contrast and clarity sliders all the way up, and sold it to TMZ?
 
2013-11-02 11:55:41 AM  

space1999: Woah, what happened?


This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
 
2013-11-02 11:55:45 AM  
The peak of her hotness can be found in Sister Act 2
 
2013-11-02 12:22:17 PM  
Aye, there's the rub.
 
2013-11-02 12:26:44 PM  
Dammit!  I was next in line!!
 
2013-11-02 12:43:43 PM  

space1999: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]

Woah, what happened?



i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-02 12:52:29 PM  
Photoshop contest?

images3.static-bluray.com
 
2013-11-02 01:11:03 PM  
Yes, her hotness peaked LONG ago, but I would still suck her titties and lick her fat vag lips.
 
2013-11-02 01:19:49 PM  
My wife will be heartbroken....
 
2013-11-02 01:20:09 PM  
She's come a long way from that quirky annoying girl on "Party of Meh".  I would say "Heatbreakers" is the height of her powers, but she's still a very good-looking woman and wil make an excellent yummy mummy.
 
2013-11-02 01:22:32 PM  
"Creative differences", huh? I imagine it went something like this:

Show producers: "Show us your tits!"
JLH: "Nope."
Show producers: "CANCELED!!!"
 
2013-11-02 01:26:14 PM  
Meh... typical cable show strategy. Two seasons is enough for reruns year-round. Cheaper than producing new episodes.
 
2013-11-02 01:27:46 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: "Creative differences", huh? I imagine it went something like this:

Show producers: "Show us your tits!"
JLH: "Nope."
Show producers: "CANCELED!!!"


I wouldn't be surprised if this is actually, without exaggeration, what happened.
 
2013-11-02 01:29:23 PM  
Producers of the series announced the show's cancellation on Friday after two seasons, choosing to end the series because of low ratings and a delay of a potential third season over procreative differences with Hewitt.

FTFtfa
 
2013-11-02 01:34:42 PM  
Writing the show to include a pregnant prostitute sounds like a winning idea.

The entire season could be about which guy in the town knocked her up!
 
2013-11-02 01:41:52 PM  
A good female porn name would be Jennifer Love Spewit
Or
Jennifer Love Blewit
 
2013-11-02 01:54:43 PM  
I find the lack of JLH pics in this thread...disturbing.

Amazing what a GIS can find.
guyism.com
img004.lazygirls.info
www.gotceleb.com img003.lazygirls.info
www.brobible.com
 
2013-11-02 01:58:05 PM  
I've always found her to be part of the "Hot But Not Sexy" club.
 
2013-11-02 02:11:05 PM  

Gosling: Two Dogs Farking: "Creative differences", huh? I imagine it went something like this:

Show producers: "Show us your tits!"
JLH: "Nope."
Show producers: "CANCELED!!!"

I wouldn't be surprised if this is actually, without exaggeration, what happened.


Read the article.  She wanted her pregnancy with her fiance (and co-star of the show) written into the story.  Producers wouldn't budge, neither would she.  CANCELED!

/nothing of value was lost
 
2013-11-02 02:13:28 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-02 02:38:38 PM  

darch: I've always found her to be part of the "Hot But Not Sexy" club.


I concur. Not even hot, but very cute/pretty girl-next-door look to her. She's like the hottest girl in high school that you never had a chance with, ends up getting knocked up by some tool jock, popping out 3 kids by the time she's 23 and being miserable for the rest of her life.
 
2013-11-02 02:59:57 PM  
I once worked in a film trailer shop. There was a meeting about the ad campaign for one of her early scream queeners. The guy from the studio opened by saying "Let's get this straight from the outset. This is a movie about JLH's tits."
 
2013-11-02 03:04:42 PM  
Scans. 1..2...3........7 pics.

Thread, you disappoint.
 
2013-11-02 03:08:25 PM  

tbriggs: I once worked in a film trailer shop. There was a meeting about the ad campaign for one of her early scream queeners. The guy from the studio opened by saying "Let's get this straight from the outset. This is a movie about JLH's tits."


Think so?

2.bp.blogspot.com

For me, my eyes were drawn to the Keanu Reeves wannabe. I don't know what these "tits"  you're talking about.
 
2013-11-02 03:22:15 PM  
Well I guess It's back to fapping to Heartbreakers again!
 
2013-11-02 03:24:53 PM  

space1999: [images.starpulse.com image 400x600]

Woah, what happened?


Behold, the ravages of age!
 
2013-11-02 03:42:01 PM  

DubyaHater: The peak of her hotness can be found in Sister Act 2


There was a Sister Act 2?
 
2013-11-02 03:43:40 PM  

darch: I've always found her to be part of the "Hot But Not Sexy" club.


Indeed. She's got a slight rodent cast to her face, and her acting (apart from that done by her clevage) is generally pretty limited and centered on "sad staring into the middle distance, occasionally with light biting of lower lip."

The nasally, high voice doesn't help, either.

Wouldn't kick her out for cake crumbs, but not my particular taste, except I prefer brunettes.
 
2013-11-02 03:49:03 PM  
I've always been a fan of her slightly younger look-alike


cdn.rsvlts.com
 
2013-11-02 03:57:34 PM  

FrancoFile: I've always been a fan of her slightly younger look-alike


[cdn.rsvlts.com image 630x945]


She really really needs to do some full frontal nude scenes. For um...science, or something like that.
 
2013-11-02 03:59:13 PM  

Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: Thread, you disappoint.


where's that thread of her fat cellulite ass?
 
2013-11-02 04:10:14 PM  

FrancoFile: I've always been a fan of her slightly younger look-alike


[cdn.rsvlts.com image 630x945]


Let's have some more:

cdn.rsvlts.com

/they look enhanced
//but they're still real to me, dammit
 
2013-11-02 04:13:04 PM  

Benjamin Stone: FrancoFile: I've always been a fan of her slightly younger look-alike


[cdn.rsvlts.com image 630x945]

Let's have some more:

[cdn.rsvlts.com image 630x887]

/they look enhanced
//but they're still real to me, dammit


With all the airbrushing they do it's hard to tell.
 
2013-11-02 04:23:12 PM  
Flappyhead:

With all the airbrushing they do it's hard to tell.

Fair point. They're more paintings than photographs now.
 
2013-11-02 04:38:22 PM  
The show was trying to appeal to the same audience that Blue Bloods is going for. Something like the working class in the flyover states and portions of the south I think.
 
2013-11-02 04:41:18 PM  
Benjamin Stone:
/they look enhanced
//but they're still real to me, dammit


Push-up bras tend to do that.

/she's real
//implant hater
///JLH is also the real deal and has been spectacular for years
 
2013-11-02 04:49:38 PM  
I'm glad she finally got what she wanted. I know actresses are playing a part, but if they're all basically the same part it makes you wonder. I'd still kill each and every one of you, no hesitation whatsoever, to have been born with those boobs. Don't ruin it and tell me they're fake. I have an amazingly selective mind, I'll just ignore you anyway.
 
2013-11-02 05:03:55 PM  

justalittledonedout: I'm glad she finally got what she wanted. I know actresses are playing a part, but if they're all basically the same part it makes you wonder. I'd still kill each and every one of you, no hesitation whatsoever, to have been born with those boobs. Don't ruin it and tell me they're fake. I have an amazingly selective mind, I'll just ignore you anyway.


Don't worry. 'That guy' will be here eventually. In fact, he already has but in his infinite wisdom has deemed them real.

//you know who you are
 
2013-11-02 05:11:58 PM  
the actress pushed for her pregnancy and co-star Brian Hallisay -- her fiance in real life -- to be written into the show's storyline.

**stomps foot** "I want my family in this show.
Producers: No.
**stomps foot again**POUTS**
Producers: Fark you. We're canceling everything.

E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!
 
2013-11-02 05:12:17 PM  

Phil Moskowitz: The show was trying to appeal to the same audience that Blue Bloods is going for. Something like the working class in the flyover states and portions of the south I think.


Places where upscale whoring is still considered a secret taboo reserved for the rich.

Aspirational sexual fantasizing, you know, like you too can be rich some day -- some day you too can enter this fantasy world.
 
2013-11-02 05:21:31 PM  
She lost all appeal after I read the stories and listened to the interview of one of her Exes on Howard Stern (forget his name, he has since passed away from Leukemia)...she's comes off as an incredibly cold woman who essentially tossed him aside when she found something better.  What a biatch.
 
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