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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)   Not News: Family squats in home. OMFG: with the rotting body of its dead handicapped owner inside   (news-journalonline.com) divider line 40
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2013-11-01 08:26:55 PM
To be fair, being dead probably eliminates the handicapped aspect.
 
2013-11-01 08:28:37 PM

scottydoesntknow: To be fair, being dead probably eliminates the handicapped aspect.


I dunno, I think that's one hell of a handicap right there.

/anyone ever watch Tideland?
 
2013-11-01 08:35:09 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: scottydoesntknow: To be fair, being dead probably eliminates the handicapped aspect.

I dunno, I think that's one hell of a handicap right there.

/anyone ever watch Tideland?


We prefer the term "Necro-capable".
 
2013-11-01 08:37:05 PM

bugmn99: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: scottydoesntknow: To be fair, being dead probably eliminates the handicapped aspect.

I dunno, I think that's one hell of a handicap right there.

/anyone ever watch Tideland?

We prefer the term "Necro-capable".


It's easier to wheel the body out of the house, if it's already in a wheelchair.
 
2013-11-01 08:38:56 PM
Well, it's not like she asked them to leave.
 
2013-11-01 08:39:18 PM
thethoughtexperiment.files.wordpress.com

the more you know...
 
2013-11-01 08:42:14 PM
I know my life isn't glamorous or exciting. It's a simple existence. Possibly mundane or even boring.

I am thankful x 1000 that I don't live a life that assumes doing something like this is the way to live. Those kids think this is just something you do. That smell is just something you smell. Dogs poop on the floor, that's just the way it is.

Holy hell. Today I'm glad I'm me.
 
2013-11-01 08:45:52 PM
I think someone left out the "free dead body sex" aspect of the situation....
 
2013-11-01 08:53:43 PM
I bit the inside of my cheek during dinner tonight and it really hurts!
 
2013-11-01 08:54:21 PM

Mark Ratner: bugmn99: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: scottydoesntknow: To be fair, being dead probably eliminates the handicapped aspect.

I dunno, I think that's one hell of a handicap right there.

/anyone ever watch Tideland?

We prefer the term "Necro-capable".

It's easier to wheel the body out of the house, if it's already in a wheelchair.


adventureamigos.net
 
2013-11-01 08:59:34 PM
Eh, who cares as long as they're NOT CURLING IN THE DAMN SQUAT RACK.
 
2013-11-01 09:14:31 PM

bugmn99: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: scottydoesntknow: To be fair, being dead probably eliminates the handicapped aspect.

I dunno, I think that's one hell of a handicap right there.

/anyone ever watch Tideland?

We prefer the term "Necro-capable".


"They're not dead. They're just metaphysically challenged." -- Tom Servo
 
2013-11-01 09:16:55 PM
I could understand squatting in a dead person's house but I would do my best to keep it clean.  I probably would also try and figure something out for the body.  Some sort of improvised embalming to keep the smell down.
 
2013-11-01 09:18:27 PM
They even put up Halloween decorations!
 
2013-11-01 09:31:56 PM
Come on now subby, death is no longer the handicap it used to be.
 
2013-11-01 09:45:58 PM

sevente: Come on now subby, death is no longer the handicap it used to be.


"Once they figure a way to work a dead horse, we'll be next. Likely I'll be the first too. 'Edd,' they'll say, 'dying's no excuse for laying down no more, so get on up and take this spear, you've got first watch tonight.' Well, I shouldn't be so gloomy. Might be I'll die before they work it out." - Dolorous Edd
 
2013-11-01 09:46:30 PM
Florida's monopoly on FARK state tags remains untouchable...
 
2013-11-01 09:51:22 PM
From TFA "LaDuke also violated his probation on a charge of uttering a forgery, reports show. "

Wut?
 
2013-11-01 09:56:14 PM

doosh: From TFA "LaDuke also violated his probation on a charge of uttering a forgery, reports show. "

Wut?


Bad check or something similar.
 
2013-11-01 10:01:09 PM
i291.photobucket.com

NO MOTHER!!
 
2013-11-01 10:02:57 PM
The woman, whom identified as 33-year-old Tiffany Kain, had been dead almost a month

Pfft, amateurs. That Indian family had their dead relative in the house for almost eleven months.
 
2013-11-01 10:07:11 PM
FTFA:  Barker said the family had been living in Kain's++++ house for about a year and denied knowing that Kain was dead.

WTF+++++?!
 
2013-11-01 10:11:31 PM
there's not enough empty houses in Florida without dead bodies? You know it was the wife, oh honey I know it has a dead body but look at this closet space!
 
2013-11-01 10:23:33 PM

SpdrJay: I think someone left out the "free dead body sex" aspect of the situation....


It's less of a problem in Florida, the body doesn't get as cold...
 
2013-11-01 10:42:20 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: Eh, who cares as long as they're NOT CURLING IN THE DAMN SQUAT RACK.


This x a million
 
2013-11-01 10:45:47 PM
Yeah? I mean, hey, the guys in the apartment under mine smoked tobacco.
 
2013-11-01 11:01:03 PM
They found bath salts. I wonder if Tiffany's face looked tasty.
 
2013-11-01 11:40:11 PM
You know , I am totally onboard with all the jokes. That's what we expect here, but for some reason this story really bothers me. Kids had to live in, and with, this horror of a situation. I just don't understand people anymore.
 
2013-11-01 11:40:29 PM

Ebenator: FTFA:  Barker said the family had been living in Kain's++++ house for about a year and denied knowing that Kain was dead.

WTF+++++?!


I think that's the Michelin rating.
 
2013-11-02 12:09:10 AM

TofuTheAlmighty: Eh, who cares as long as they're NOT CURLING IN THE DAMN SQUAT RACK.


What about the overhead press?
 
2013-11-02 12:13:07 AM

JerseyTim: TofuTheAlmighty: Eh, who cares as long as they're NOT CURLING IN THE DAMN SQUAT RACK.

What about the overhead press?


That's fine
 
2013-11-02 01:16:00 AM

neeky_neeky_foxth: You know , I am totally onboard with all the jokes. That's what we expect here, but for some reason this story really bothers me. Kids had to live in, and with, this horror of a situation. I just don't understand people anymore.


I know the bath salts impaired their judgement most likely, but you'd think they would have at the least tried to bury the body during the middle of the night, something.

Hard for me to get snarky with this story, it's just sick and sad. Good luck to those kids growing up, hopefully they're not too damaged.
 
2013-11-02 01:56:52 AM
Now I don't feel so bad about the state of my house.

Well, my mom's house. But she's still alive and well.
 
2013-11-02 01:59:06 AM
Uhm, let's see, three kids, all with the following genetic profile:

From Dad: thief, druggy scumbag
From Mom: thief, druggy scumbag

Those kids shouldn't have been taken away, the whole family should have been tied up and the house burnt down around them as a public service.

Is there a wagering pool where I can put my money down on when the eldest of the children will first be incarcerated on felony charges?

2% of the people cause 99% of the problems. The sooner society rids itself of them the better. It isn't helping that we are paying people to be defectives.
 
2013-11-02 02:06:44 AM

SevenizGud: Uhm, let's see, three kids, all with the following genetic profile:

From Dad: thief, druggy scumbag
From Mom: thief, druggy scumbag

Those kids shouldn't have been taken away, the whole family should have been tied up and the house burnt down around them as a public service.

Is there a wagering pool where I can put my money down on when the eldest of the children will first be incarcerated on felony charges?

2% of the people cause 99% of the problems. The sooner society rids itself of them the better. It isn't helping that we are paying people to be defectives.


1% from the top, 1% from the bottom?
 
2013-11-02 05:26:40 AM
SevenizGud:
Those kids shouldn't have been taken away, the whole family should have been tied up and the house burnt down around them as a public service.

4.bp.blogspot.com
For the Greater Good.
 
2013-11-02 06:09:27 AM

strangeluck: neeky_neeky_foxth: You know , I am totally onboard with all the jokes. That's what we expect here, but for some reason this story really bothers me. Kids had to live in, and with, this horror of a situation. I just don't understand people anymore.

I know the bath salts impaired their judgement most likely, but you'd think they would have at the least tried to bury the body during the middle of the night, something.

Hard for me to get snarky with this story, it's just sick and sad. Good luck to those kids growing up, hopefully they're not too damaged.


They were probably born damaged by drugs and lifestyle choices, and "raised" (using that term very loosely) by idiotic druggies, they wouldn't have gotten nearly enough of the right kind of stimulation and attention to overcome those congenital issues.
 
2013-11-02 08:23:02 AM
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Todd LaDuke and Nicole Scalise. The olfactory challenged squatters.
 
2013-11-02 10:19:07 AM

Gergesa: I could understand squatting in a dead person's house but I would do my best to keep it clean.  I probably would also try and figure something out for the body.  Some sort of improvised embalming to keep the smell down.


I hear if you cover the body in clothes and then pour concrete over it that works.
 
2013-11-02 07:36:17 PM

MechaPyx: Gergesa: I could understand squatting in a dead person's house but I would do my best to keep it clean.  I probably would also try and figure something out for the body.  Some sort of improvised embalming to keep the smell down.

I hear if you cover the body in clothes and then pour concrete over it that works.


You would think, at the very least, they would put the body in the bathtub,and concrete over it..
 
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