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(Entertainment Weekly)   'Mythbusters' talk LAX shooting inside terminal: 'It was my worst nightmare ... complete panic'   (insidetv.ew.com) divider line 81
    More: Scary, LAX, nightmares, Mythbusters, The Science Channel  
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2013-11-01 07:51:25 PM  

You mean the "Domestic Terrorist" MythBusters?

i39.tinypic.com



Never forget.

 
2013-11-01 08:39:47 PM  
How many how many days til we forget about this? I'll set the over/under at 2.5 days.
 
2013-11-01 08:42:16 PM  
But not Kari. Soory, folks we just have no way of flooding this thread with her photos.
 
2013-11-01 08:45:09 PM  
Interesting
 
2013-11-01 08:46:13 PM  
Look Discovery, when we said Mythbusters needs to die we ment the show it self not the hosts...
 
2013-11-01 08:46:15 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: But not Kari. Soory, folks we just have no way of flooding this thread with her photos.


The mere mention of Mythbusters isn't valid enough?
 
2013-11-01 08:53:07 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: But not Kari. Soory, folks we just have no way of flooding this thread with her photos.

The mere mention of Mythbusters isn't valid enough?


i31.photobucket.com

YW
 
2013-11-01 08:54:36 PM  

MichiganFTL: How many how many days til we forget about this? I'll set the over/under at 2.5 days.


Given the apparent political motivation for the shooting and the fact that he got a weapon that far into the airport, I think we've got a prime candidate for endless cable talk speculation.

/seriously, I expect this to draw the usual false-flag crowd
 
2013-11-01 09:00:47 PM  

Strolpol: MichiganFTL: How many how many days til we forget about this? I'll set the over/under at 2.5 days.

Given the apparent political motivation for the shooting and the fact that he got a weapon that far into the airport, I think we've got a prime candidate for endless cable talk speculation.

/seriously, I expect this to draw the usual false-flag crowd


got a weapon that far? Every time I travel with a firearm, I see nothing in any airport to stop/detect before the metal detectors. To take a weapon with you on a plane, you bring it in to the ticket counter and open it up. That's standard procedure.
 
2013-11-01 09:04:54 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: But not Kari. Soory, folks we just have no way of flooding this thread with her photos.


The hell you say!

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-11-01 09:13:15 PM  

KawaiiNot: ThatBillmanGuy: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: But not Kari. Soory, folks we just have no way of flooding this thread with her photos.

The mere mention of Mythbusters isn't valid enough?



YW


Is it possible to masturbate in a thread about a mass shooting?
 
2013-11-01 09:15:26 PM  

Stile4aly: Is it possible to masturbate in a thread about a mass shooting?


Sorry, nope:

funtimeshad.com
 
2013-11-01 09:21:20 PM  

Tarl3k: Stile4aly: Is it possible to masturbate in a thread about a mass shooting?

Sorry, nope:

[funtimeshad.com image 594x449]


What the unholy fark!? Really man?
 
2013-11-01 09:24:06 PM  
BELLECI: I'm just trying to figure out how he was able to get that weapon that far into the airport. That's what boggles my mind. You spend so much time going through security. It boggles the mind that somebody could get a rifle through the airport.

Hmm... it's almost like some kind of masquerade set up to justify its own existence and intimidate the public. Weird.

GRANT IMAHARA:No I was upstairs in the Virgin Lounge

I bet you were, little buddy.

Am I a bad person because I felt slightly less sympathetic when I heard TSA was targeted?
 
2013-11-01 09:29:21 PM  

Tarl3k: funtimeshad.com


That is worse than 9/11.
 
2013-11-01 09:30:51 PM  

Tarl3k: Stile4aly: Is it possible to masturbate in a thread about a mass shooting?

Sorry, nope:

[funtimeshad.com image 594x449]


assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-11-01 09:38:15 PM  

Tarl3k: Stile4aly: Is it possible to masturbate in a thread about a mass shooting?

Sorry, nope:

[funtimeshad.com image 594x449]


COMBO BREAKER

/I laughed
 
2013-11-01 09:49:05 PM  
THANK JEBUS THE "CELEBRITIES" ARE OKAY!
 
2013-11-01 10:03:30 PM  

Tarl3k: Stile4aly: Is it possible to masturbate in a thread about a mass shooting?

Sorry, nope:

[funtimeshad.com image 594x449]


A challenger appears.

/old timers know who.
/young'ns - you don't want to know.
 
2013-11-01 10:07:40 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Tarl3k: funtimeshad.com

That is worse than 9/11.


you're welcome
 
2013-11-01 10:08:16 PM  

redsquid: BELLECI: I'm just trying to figure out how he was able to get that weapon that far into the airport. That's what boggles my mind. You spend so much time going through security. It boggles the mind that somebody could get a rifle through the airport.

Hmm... it's almost like some kind of masquerade set up to justify its own existence and intimidate the public. Weird.

GRANT IMAHARA:No I was upstairs in the Virgin Lounge

I bet you were, little buddy.

Am I a bad person because I felt slightly less sympathetic when I heard TSA was targeted


Ahem.....

 At that point they locked up the Virgin Lounge. We didn't really know what happened. About 10 minutes later officers - either LAPD or airport police - carrying automatic weapons came in, saying everybody get out your IDs.


OMG my name IRL is Airport Shooter.

What are the odds?
 
2013-11-01 10:10:14 PM  

Mr_Ectomy: THANK JEBUS THE "CELEBRITIES" ARE OKAY!


Topic: Tory and Grant have more claim to the title of "celebrity" than Snooki.

Discuss.
 
2013-11-01 10:15:37 PM  
The guy only wanted to restore Rights and Freedom from you and your kids from being MOLESTED.

/Are you a TSA? Nope. Fine then, get out
//Are you a TSA? Yes. BOOOOOOOM Motherf*cker.
 
2013-11-01 10:20:39 PM  
Grant and his GF. he's a lucky man.

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-11-01 10:24:12 PM  

Tarl3k: Stile4aly: Is it possible to masturbate in a thread about a mass shooting?

Sorry, nope:

[funtimeshad.com image 594x449]


I'm going in to work early and setting that as my boss's desktop wallpaper. He's a big "Mythbusters" fan but is technically incompetent so he won't be able to change it.
 
2013-11-01 10:26:05 PM  

Tarl3k: Stile4aly: Is it possible to masturbate in a thread about a mass shooting?

Sorry, nope:

[funtimeshad.com image 594x449]


You are a horrible person. Karma says you or yours will suffer heavily.
 
2013-11-01 10:27:23 PM  

redsquid: BELLECI: I'm just trying to figure out how he was able to get that weapon that far into the airport. That's what boggles my mind. You spend so much time going through security. It boggles the mind that somebody could get a rifle through the airport.

Hmm... it's almost like some kind of masquerade set up to justify its own existence and intimidate the public. Weird.

GRANT IMAHARA:No I was upstairs in the Virgin Lounge

I bet you were, little buddy.

Am I a bad person because I felt slightly less sympathetic when I heard TSA was targeted?


Yes, you have failed at being a human.
 
2013-11-01 10:29:34 PM  

Archie Goodwin: Tarl3k: Stile4aly: Is it possible to masturbate in a thread about a mass shooting?

Sorry, nope:

[funtimeshad.com image 594x449]

A challenger appears.

/old timers know who.
/young'ns - you don't want to know.


I dunno, he who must not be named was pretty artful with nailing you unexpectedly until it got to the point where you saw the name and you weren't sure if you should or shouldn't click the link. Then of course you clicked the link anyways.
 
2013-11-01 10:44:13 PM  

firegoat: Grant and his GF. he's a lucky man.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 680x1024]


No the robot he built to bang the holy fark out of her is lucky
 
2013-11-01 10:45:32 PM  

baconbeard: Tarl3k: Stile4aly: Is it possible to masturbate in a thread about a mass shooting?

Sorry, nope:

[funtimeshad.com image 594x449]

I'm going in to work early and setting that as my boss's desktop wallpaper. He's a big "Mythbusters" fan but is technically incompetent so he won't be able to change it.


Why not insert it into the next PowerPoint presentation he does for a roomful of clients/upper management/the local Lions' Club?
 
2013-11-01 11:00:31 PM  
People are still assholes. Myth confirmed!
 
2013-11-01 11:21:31 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Archie Goodwin: Tarl3k: Stile4aly: Is it possible to masturbate in a thread about a mass shooting?

Sorry, nope:

[funtimeshad.com image 594x449]

A challenger appears.

/old timers know who.
/young'ns - you don't want to know.

I dunno, he who must not be named was pretty artful with nailing you unexpectedly until it got to the point where you saw the name and you weren't sure if you should or shouldn't click the link. Then of course you clicked the link anyways.


I can't tell if this is a conversation about rugby players or a conversation about the novels of John Norman but either way, I did not know there was a banhammer looming anyone who said the name. Good to know.
 
2013-11-01 11:31:33 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: I can't tell if this is a conversation about rugby players or a conversation about the novels of John Norman but either way, I did not know there was a banhammer looming anyone who said the name. Good to know.


I did not know that either. That's the gorammed stupidest thing I have ever heard.
 
2013-11-01 11:33:46 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Dingleberry Dickwad: Archie Goodwin: Tarl3k: Stile4aly: Is it possible to masturbate in a thread about a mass shooting?

Sorry, nope:

[funtimeshad.com image 594x449]

A challenger appears.

/old timers know who.
/young'ns - you don't want to know.

I dunno, he who must not be named was pretty artful with nailing you unexpectedly until it got to the point where you saw the name and you weren't sure if you should or shouldn't click the link. Then of course you clicked the link anyways.

I can't tell if this is a conversation about rugby players or a conversation about the novels of John Norman but either way, I did not know there was a banhammer looming anyone who said the name. Good to know.


I don't know if there's still one looming, but if I remember correctly there was one for a while since it was such a hot topic when that individual mysteriously vanished since it was causing a hefty number of threadjacks.
 
2013-11-01 11:35:25 PM  

Tarl3k: Stile4aly: Is it possible to masturbate in a thread about a mass shooting?

Sorry, nope:

[funtimeshad.com image 594x449]


Thankfully, it's a FAAAKKKE

img2u.info
 
2013-11-01 11:39:12 PM  

firegoat: Grant and his GF. he's a lucky man.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 680x1024]


That dress seems to have a Bettie Page print on it, so you know she gets freaky. Good catch, Grant.
 
2013-11-01 11:47:46 PM  
hollywoodnose.com
 
2013-11-01 11:48:03 PM  
Tory asked the most obvious and unanswered question of the day, " I'm just trying to figure out how he was able to get that weapon that far into the airport. That's what boggles my mind. You spend so much time going through security. It boggles the mind that somebody could get a rifle through the airport. And also, my thoughts and prayers are with the people affected by this whole incident. "

How the hell did that happen?
 
2013-11-02 12:14:21 AM  
 
2013-11-02 12:16:26 AM  
He didn't, if I understand the situation correctly. He walked into the airport then at the security checkpoint he pulled out the gun and started shooting.

Basically he hadn't even gotten it past the point where he would be screened before he opened fire.
 
2013-11-02 12:17:06 AM  
Yes I forgot to sue... what're you gonna do, shoot me?
 
2013-11-02 12:17:10 AM  

slayer199: Tory asked the most obvious and unanswered question of the day, " I'm just trying to figure out how he was able to get that weapon that far into the airport. That's what boggles my mind. You spend so much time going through security. It boggles the mind that somebody could get a rifle through the airport. And also, my thoughts and prayers are with the people affected by this whole incident. "

How the hell did that happen?


Because the airport is a public space. It's really that simple.
 
2013-11-02 12:17:49 AM  

DoughyGuy: Yes I forgot to sue... what're you gonna do, shoot me?


I need to go to bed... I forgot to quote, I meant to say... blah
 
2013-11-02 12:18:23 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Tarl3k: Stile4aly: Is it possible to masturbate in a thread about a mass shooting?

Sorry, nope:

[funtimeshad.com image 594x449]

A challenger appears.

/old timers know who.
/young'ns - you don't want to know.


Oh boy! It's ancient Fark trivia time!

Obviously the answer you're looking for is Gorgor, but I must say he was a bit overrated. The Fark Gods removing his ability to link images without an outright ban, yet him continuing to post cut and paste links was pretty entertaining.

For cringe inducing Farkers of that era I'd have to give the gold medal to Beartoy, though. Tarl3k's post you quoted was definitely more up his alley, if you know what I mean.

In the modern Fark era we at least have MrHapprRotter, who's definitely a spiritual successor, if a bit more reserved, than the great Golden Age of Shocking Posters.
 
2013-11-02 12:18:24 AM  

slayer199: Tory asked the most obvious and unanswered question of the day, " I'm just trying to figure out how he was able to get that weapon that far into the airport. That's what boggles my mind. You spend so much time going through security. It boggles the mind that somebody could get a rifle through the airport. And also, my thoughts and prayers are with the people affected by this whole incident. "

How the hell did that happen?


The guy found a way through one of the passenger exits from the terminal......you know the one guarded by the one oldest member of the staff that is usually asleep.
 
2013-11-02 12:28:10 AM  
Kari is the highest of high maintenance.  Fine by me that her hubby can have her.
 
2013-11-02 12:29:34 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Bennie Crabtree: Dingleberry Dickwad: Archie Goodwin: Tarl3k: Stile4aly: Is it possible to masturbate in a thread about a mass shooting?

Sorry, nope:

[funtimeshad.com image 594x449]

A challenger appears.

/old timers know who.
/young'ns - you don't want to know.

I dunno, he who must not be named was pretty artful with nailing you unexpectedly until it got to the point where you saw the name and you weren't sure if you should or shouldn't click the link. Then of course you clicked the link anyways.

I can't tell if this is a conversation about rugby players or a conversation about the novels of John Norman but either way, I did not know there was a banhammer looming anyone who said the name. Good to know.

I don't know if there's still one looming, but if I remember correctly there was one for a while since it was such a hot topic when that individual mysteriously vanished since it was causing a hefty number of threadjacks.


Just think of it like this... after all this time, grown men (well, us, anyway) still fear to speak his name openly. Would that any of us were to equal that legend.

Anyway, I'm glad the MB guys are alright.
 
2013-11-02 12:30:39 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Tarl3k: Stile4aly: Is it possible to masturbate in a thread about a mass shooting?

Sorry, nope:

[funtimeshad.com image 594x449]

What the unholy fark!? Really man?


Oh fark off and get a vagina this ones for the ladies.
 
2013-11-02 12:36:27 AM  
GRANT IMAHARA:No I was upstairs in the Virgin Lounge when this all happened. So I didn't really see anything. I was waiting for my flight which was delayed, sitting there listening to music.

Reminds me of:

Marlin: "I'll be back in the boat mixing up a margarita, while Jim draws the blood sample from the alligator."
 
2013-11-02 01:01:26 AM  

netringer: Kari is the highest of high maintenance.  Fine by me that her hubby can have her.


Not in my fantasies...
 
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