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(Viral Nova)   Pulling up old carpet usually means you discover various bits of detritus from past owners. Once in a while, though, it means finding a giant Monopoly board painted on the floor   (viralnova.com) divider line 25
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2013-11-01 08:15:40 PM  
I would have loved to be there when they pulled that shiat up.
 
2013-11-01 08:16:40 PM  
Sometimes you find stretched tattoos...
 
2013-11-01 08:17:12 PM  
Who would have covered that with carpet??
 
2013-11-01 08:20:55 PM  

fusillade762: Who would have covered that with carpet??


Anyone who's had to play it with someone they share a house with.
 
2013-11-01 08:21:24 PM  
Cool idea man.
 
2013-11-01 08:22:11 PM  
Also, don't play with 9 people.  You will not get a set.

/had to leave before it ended, mortgaged my one property out of spite and turned it into the bank
 
2013-11-01 08:36:12 PM  
I just got scorch marks, blood stains and a pentagram when I pulled up the old carpet.
 
2013-11-01 08:44:07 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: I just got scorch marks, blood stains and a pentagram when I pulled up the old carpet.


I told them to replace the floorboards but nooooooo, they had to insist on the pink near-plush.
 
2013-11-01 09:13:23 PM  
That is significantly better than the asbestos tiles I found...

It makes me want to paint an Axis and Allies board on my floor.  I could use my son's tanks and GI Joes for pieces.
 
2013-11-01 09:16:34 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: I just got scorch marks, blood stains and a pentagram when I pulled up the old carpet.


You bought my old house? I painted a pentagram in red paint before putting down a new carpet. Did the same at a place I worked when they were putting down new flooring.
 
2013-11-01 09:24:56 PM  
If we can cover with berber, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards! Checkmate.
 
2013-11-01 09:25:40 PM  
Is that a silhouette of a stripper where Community Chest should be?
 
2013-11-01 09:27:58 PM  

Thosw: Is that a silhouette of a stripper where Community Chest should be?


either way it's the community chest.
 
2013-11-01 09:34:52 PM  

bark_atda_moon: That is significantly better than the asbestos tiles I found...

It makes me want to paint an Axis and Allies board on my floor.  I could use my son's tanks and GI Joes for pieces.


This I could go for!
 
2013-11-01 09:41:06 PM  
I'd be looking in the attic for the dusty old box of giant pieces.
 
2013-11-01 10:32:35 PM  

LoneVVolf: Sometimes you find stretched tattoos...


Haha... You reminded me that every new guy my ex-wife shacks up with eventually finds my name....down there.

/Never tattoo ANYONE'S name on your body
//Can't make a ho a housewife
 
2013-11-01 11:09:23 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: I'd be looking in the attic for the dusty old box of giant pieces.


It looks like they didn't finish the project.

Still, the floor looked in great shape.
 
2013-11-01 11:41:47 PM  
Being Reddit, I assume this is fake.
 
2013-11-02 12:10:15 AM  
GTFO now. That shiat be haunted, yo.
 
2013-11-02 01:29:07 AM  
I was looking at some houses for sale the other day, and peeked through the window of one, and it had a giant room sized ouija board etched into the livingroom floor.
 
2013-11-02 03:03:43 AM  

Bondith: Also, don't play with 9 people.  You will not get a set.

/had to leave before it ended, mortgaged my one property out of spite and turned it into the bank


If you play by the rules the game isn't that long at all.

Properties not bought go direct to auction, a limit to hotel/house numbers, no free parking jackpot...

If you adding a drinking game to the mix (buy a property and order someone to drink among others) you can encourage overspending too.
 
2013-11-02 05:47:34 AM  

AuralArgument: Thosw: Is that a silhouette of a stripper where Community Chest should be?

either way it's the community chest.


I feel like this comment isn't getting the love it deserves.

Here you go:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-02 06:37:35 AM  
i.ytimg.com
This isn't the thread I was expecting...


/there is a lot of win in this thread, kudos to you all
 
2013-11-02 07:42:08 AM  
I remember back when they discovered that monopoly board in a house and decided to cover it with carpet.

You shiats are all too young to remember I guess.  Sad.
 
2013-11-02 04:28:06 PM  

bark_atda_moon: That is significantly better than the asbestos tiles I found...

It makes me want to paint an Axis and Allies board on my floor.  I could use my son's tanks and GI Joes for pieces.


This happened to me, too. What did you do? Get them professionally removed?
 
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