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2013-11-01 05:07:49 PM  
A sham marriage? Between those two lovebirds?

THE HELL YOU SAY
 
2013-11-01 05:14:29 PM  
"Doug is said to be heartbroken." HEART. BROKEN.
 
2013-11-01 05:16:07 PM  
She's STILL only 19? Haven't we been hearing about her for like 10 years now? And why the hell does she look 40?
 
2013-11-01 05:18:47 PM  
One always hopes for the breast in those situations.  Tit's a shame that had to happen.
 
2013-11-01 05:22:25 PM  
Can't even make a "too old, drinking age" joke.
 
2013-11-01 05:30:28 PM  
She's getting nastier looking every day.
 
2013-11-01 05:33:02 PM  
dey some tig ol' bitties tho
 
Pud
2013-11-01 05:36:26 PM  
Does he get to keep the bewbs in the divorce settlement?
 
2013-11-01 05:44:46 PM  

UberDave: One always hopes for the breast in those situations.  Tit's a shame that had to happen.


she should just leave and say "Thanks for the mammaries"
 
2013-11-01 05:51:33 PM  

Pud: Does he get to keep the bewbs in the divorce settlement?


If he was to reposess all the plastic enhancements she's received during their marriage, she may look like a normal person again.  A deflated normal person when viewed from the side, but still her face wouldn't look like she needs her siding spackled.
 
2013-11-01 06:03:13 PM  
She'll be doing porn by the end of 2014.
 
2013-11-01 06:06:32 PM  
Geez, what the hell is Doug gonna do now?
 
2013-11-01 06:07:20 PM  
Truly, one of the great love stories of our time.
 
2013-11-01 06:10:33 PM  
That was one loooong issue of Girls & Corpses.
 
2013-11-01 06:11:03 PM  
i would have seen it coming but i was distracted by, um, something

www.hawtcelebs.com
 
2013-11-01 06:11:23 PM  
He's at least entitled to one boob in the divorce.
 
2013-11-01 06:12:49 PM  
Well, Doug, love her or liver.
 
2013-11-01 06:13:41 PM  
That mom must be a real winner.  Like a Kris Jenner wannabe.
 
2013-11-01 06:13:56 PM  

divgradcurl: i would have seen it coming but i was distracted by, um, something

[www.hawtcelebs.com image 850x1304]


Every part of that is fake.
 
2013-11-01 06:17:35 PM  

Rincewind53: divgradcurl: i would have seen it coming but i was distracted by, um, something

[www.hawtcelebs.com image 850x1304]

Every part of that is fake.


If I can touch them, they're real.
 
2013-11-01 06:18:20 PM  

Rincewind53: divgradcurl: i would have seen it coming but i was distracted by, um, something

[www.hawtcelebs.com image 850x1304]

Every part of that is fake.


pretty sure that sand is real.........maybe...
 
2013-11-01 06:18:31 PM  
If those two couldn't make it work what hope is there for the rest of us?
 
2013-11-01 06:18:44 PM  
Assuming he has a really go prenep, she's going to be broke and has no marketable skills other than porn.   And even that is questionable.

Evem if she was guaranteed a pile of money, she'll burn through whatever she gets as fast as a hooker burns through a bag of coke.
 
2013-11-01 06:20:06 PM  

Rincewind53: divgradcurl: i would have seen it coming but i was distracted by, um, something

[www.hawtcelebs.com image 850x1304]

Every part of that is fake.


not as fake as a real doll, so it could be worse. beyond that, i concede to your point

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-11-01 06:22:00 PM  

born_yesterday: Well, Doug, love her or liver.


In the settlement, he'll get to keep the love nest under the escalator.
 
2013-11-01 06:23:15 PM  
I'm now seriously concerned about my relationship if those two crazy kids can't make it together.
 
2013-11-01 06:25:19 PM  
Thanks for the mammaries...
 
2013-11-01 06:30:12 PM  

divgradcurl: Rincewind53: divgradcurl: i would have seen it coming but i was distracted by, um, something

[www.hawtcelebs.com image 850x1304]

Every part of that is fake.

not as fake as a real doll, so it could be worse. beyond that, i concede to your point

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x731]


WTF is wrong with her left foot? Bad spray tan?
 
2013-11-01 06:30:58 PM  

Snapper Carr: She'll be doing porn by the end of 2014 next week.

FTFY


/At least I hope.
 
2013-11-01 06:32:55 PM  
So the cool giant black guy from The Green Mile died but this piece of shiat keeps breathing?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-01 06:37:13 PM  

divgradcurl: i would have seen it coming but i was distracted by, um, something

[www.hawtcelebs.com image 850x1304]


There's just so much SiO2 in that image

Some people like it, but I never got used to it. Guess I'm not a "real" Californian...
 
2013-11-01 06:37:20 PM  
eh, she's a hard 19. yeah shes got a great body, but you can barely see through her makeup.
 
kab
2013-11-01 06:39:00 PM  
19 going on 43.
 
2013-11-01 06:39:04 PM  

KillAllHumans: Rincewind53: divgradcurl: i would have seen it coming but i was distracted by, um, something

[www.hawtcelebs.com image 850x1304]

Every part of that is fake.

pretty sure that sand is real.........maybe...


I don't know, sand is silicone too
 
2013-11-01 06:41:15 PM  
Still a better love story than Twilight.
 
2013-11-01 06:44:08 PM  
You know what? I think Doug is getting out of that deal at the right time. Courtney is clearly on her downward spiral - and he got to tap it before the plastic surgery turned her into another Jocelyn Wildstein.

img2u.info

She's already looking ten years older than her actual age...and once she's outside of Doug Hutchison's influence, she's going to be partaking of plenty of drugs and booze, She'll get used up quicker than you can say "Lohan".

IF we even hear from her in 3 years, expect her to look like she's aged another 20 years.
 
2013-11-01 06:45:36 PM  

fusillade762: Still a better love story than Twilight.


Sad but true.
 
2013-11-01 06:48:29 PM  
She somehow looks worse than she ever has before.
 
2013-11-01 06:49:11 PM  
Truly, one of the great love stories of our time.

if they can't make it, what hope is there for us 'normal' people?
 
2013-11-01 06:56:26 PM  

Snotty1: Geez, what the hell is Doug gonna do now?


Nail Patty Mayonnaise
 
2013-11-01 06:56:41 PM  
So long and thanks for all the fake tits!
 
2013-11-01 06:58:58 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

There is nothing about this picture that doesn't creep me out completely.

/mom and manager, explains a lot
 
2013-11-01 06:59:03 PM  

divgradcurl: Rincewind53: divgradcurl: i would have seen it coming but i was distracted by, um, something

[www.hawtcelebs.com image 850x1304]

Every part of that is fake.

not as fake as a real doll, so it could be worse. beyond that, i concede to your point

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x731]


I would honestly feel less creeped out if she was a real doll.
 
2013-11-01 07:00:05 PM  
Ummm. Courtney, sweetie, the only reason you are tabloid famous is because of Doug.  Without that creepy "relationship" you are just a random overly inflated blonde.
 
2013-11-01 07:01:12 PM  
Hey.
He lived the dream for a couple of years.
He's much better off now, because he doesn't need or want to see what comes next for the girl.
 
2013-11-01 07:01:17 PM  
Cut the breasts in half?
 
2013-11-01 07:01:26 PM  

hugh chardon: Ummm. Courtney, sweetie, the only reason you are tabloid famous is because of Doug.  Without that creepy "relationship" you are just a random overly inflated blonde.


I feel like the Eagles wrote a song about this kind of thing...
 
2013-11-01 07:02:35 PM  
Still a bette---

fusillade762: Still a better love story than Twilight.


DAMMIT.
 
2013-11-01 07:06:34 PM  
Did Doug's drug wear off?
 
2013-11-01 07:07:31 PM  
By this time next year, sales of her porn video will have peaked.
 
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