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(KLTV Tyler)   Man's girlfriend "believes the decisions she makes in life are always correct" and "believes she does no wrong." So he reports her to the sheriff. Wait, you CAN DO THAT?   (kltv.com) divider line 102
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2013-11-01 05:07:51 PM
Sorry, but being a self righteous b*tch is not against the law.
 
2013-11-01 05:26:49 PM
"believes the decisions she makes in life are always correct" and "believes she does no wrong." ...says every man ever.
 
2013-11-01 05:39:59 PM
Well, if it helps prevent a domestic dispute, then send the cop over. Who knows what the guy said on the phone, maybe it was "I'm about 10 seconds away from smashing my girlfriends face in, so you better get here fast"
 
2013-11-01 05:41:00 PM
"I finally met Ms. Right. Unfortunately, her first name is 'Always"..."

=Smidge=
 
2013-11-01 05:42:38 PM
Yeah, but then you won't get laid anymore.
 
2013-11-01 05:42:50 PM
Man, this girl really get around.
 
2013-11-01 05:43:13 PM
Double-edged: she picked him.
 
2013-11-01 05:43:54 PM
My 3rd ex wife was just like this... kept reading the Bible and quoting me all the "Thou Shall Not's"... except she took on the voice of Jehovah and truely meant them in 1st person command form...
 
2013-11-01 05:44:09 PM
Well, it is in Texas, so according to Dubya, who's never wrong, she' entitled to be right, though like Dubya she's not.
/Voted for Reagan, twice.
//Voted for Dubya, once.
///Sorry for the error of my ways.
 
2013-11-01 05:45:01 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Double-edged: she picked him.


Oh hell, I bet he wishes he had that zinger.  That's a good one.
 
2013-11-01 05:45:01 PM
My 2nd Ex-wife read the Bible every day... had done so 3 -4 times or so she kept telling me... just that she didn't know there was writing on the back side of those pesky odd numbered pages...
 
2013-11-01 05:46:36 PM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Double-edged: she picked him.


This. Hes got a one-outer to prove her wrong
 
2013-11-01 05:47:00 PM
Unless he goes gay I have bad news for him......
 
2013-11-01 05:47:31 PM
Is this his first girlfriend?
 
2013-11-01 05:48:02 PM
My 1st ex-wife kept telling me I wasn't very friendly, didn't enjoy a good time any longer ( wink, wink, know what I mean?); and wasn't very nice to her Mom...  Man, couldn't please her at all...

So, I got nice to my Mom in law, and seduced her... well, Now my ex-wife isn't very happy about being both a half-sister and an Aunt to my and the ex-mother-in-laws new baby... ouch, no pleasing that woman.
 
2013-11-01 05:48:38 PM
But can she heat a burrito so hot that even she could not eat it?
 
2013-11-01 05:49:15 PM

simplicimus: Sorry, but being a self righteous b*tch is not against the law.

well is SHOULD be, can we get a litte action on this from Congress?
 
2013-11-01 05:50:35 PM
" The deputy told the man "that dealing with an individual with those standards is an uphill battle, but with a positive attitude" their "issues could be reconciled."

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\BEST farkIN JOKE EVER TOLD   jeezuuuus palamino
 
2013-11-01 05:50:56 PM
Every day is a slow news day in Nacogdoches, Tx
 
2013-11-01 05:52:01 PM

Ex-Texan: Well, it is in Texas, so according to Dubya, who's never wrong, she' entitled to be right, though like Dubya she's not.
/Voted for Reagan, twice.
//Voted for Dubya, once.
///Sorry for the error of my ways.
Now I remember Mr Bush admitting he was was wrong once, when he traded Sammy Sosa.

 
2013-11-01 05:53:31 PM
What until the dude finds out this the case with any woman.

Me (to ex):  If you do that, {bad shiat} will probably happen.
Her: I know what I'm doing.
{bad shiat happens}
Her: This is your fault.
Me: ........
 
2013-11-01 05:53:43 PM
God lord....If you thought the prisons were overcrowded NOW....
 
2013-11-01 05:55:30 PM
Given that he thought this was a good reason to call the cops, he should just always trust her judgment as she has to have more sense than he does..
 
2013-11-01 05:58:26 PM

OgreMagi: What until the dude finds out this the case with any woman.

Me (to ex):  If you do that, {bad shiat} will probably happen.
Her: I know what I'm doing.
{bad shiat happens}
Her: This is your fault.
Me: ........


Love my wife. When I mention the 'not a good idea' thing she tells me to STFU, but usually rethinks her plans.
 
2013-11-01 05:59:02 PM
I hate the logic that runs like this:
1. Everything I do is correct.
2. You're not doing what I do.
3. Therefore, you're doing it wrong.  Do it my way.
4. Not doing what I tell you means you don't love me anymore.

That's not true.  I never loved you in the first place.  Now leave me alone and let me brush my teeth in peace.

/she once freaked out because I wasn't scanning the groceries the right way
 
2013-11-01 06:00:31 PM
Dude really doesn't want to get laid ever again. The correct answer is "of course she is right".
 
2013-11-01 06:00:37 PM

you_idiot: Well, if it helps prevent a domestic dispute, then send the cop over.

I think the Deputy

just went over to find out what his wife was doing over at that guys house.
 
2013-11-01 06:01:48 PM

Swampmaster: My 1st ex-wife kept telling me I wasn't very friendly, didn't enjoy a good time any longer ( wink, wink, know what I mean?); and wasn't very nice to her Mom...  Man, couldn't please her at all...

So, I got nice to my Mom in law, and seduced her... well, Now my ex-wife isn't very happy about being both a half-sister and an Aunt to my and the ex-mother-in-laws new baby... ouch, no pleasing that woman.


You know, most people wouldn't want to bed their mother-in-law no matter how much it would help them prove a point.
 
2013-11-01 06:04:34 PM
Man has no problem solving skilz.

Let me help.  "the man's live-in girlfriend"
Biatch, GTFO.
 
2013-11-01 06:06:52 PM
OgreMagi:
Me (to ex):  If you do that, {bad shiat} will probably happen.
Her: I know what I'm doing.
{bad shiat happens}
Her: This is your fault.
Me:
http://youtu.be/AXTQeSGJjGM
 
2013-11-01 06:07:21 PM

Nidiot: Swampmaster: My 1st ex-wife kept telling me I wasn't very friendly, didn't enjoy a good time any longer ( wink, wink, know what I mean?); and wasn't very nice to her Mom...  Man, couldn't please her at all...

So, I got nice to my Mom in law, and seduced her... well, Now my ex-wife isn't very happy about being both a half-sister and an Aunt to my and the ex-mother-in-laws new baby... ouch, no pleasing that woman.

You know, most people wouldn't want to bed their mother-in-law no matter how much it would help them prove a point.


You know you've got some thinking to do when you find your annoying mother in law more attractive than her daughter.

/May have been thinking that once in my life....
 
2013-11-01 06:09:01 PM

Smidge204: "I finally met Ms. Right. Unfortunately, her first name is 'Always"..."

=Smidge=


Dammit, would you stop signing your farking posts?
 
2013-11-01 06:10:06 PM

Swampmaster: My 3rd ex wife was just like this... kept reading the Bible and quoting me all the "Thou Shall Not's"... except she took on the voice of Jehovah and truely meant them in 1st person command form...


Was she like that before or after you married her?  Jesusy, that is?
 
2013-11-01 06:16:37 PM
Maaaannnn, this sheriff needs to pay my roommates "live-in girlfriend" a visit. She IS NEVER WRONG... She argued with me about the existence of mermaids for an hour. She even started crying when I finally looked up some info on that stupid fake documentary on animal planet. The coont believed the shiat was real.
 
2013-11-01 06:18:36 PM
Karen is dating again?
 
2013-11-01 06:23:38 PM
this guy never learned that 2 black eyes prove he's correct when he wants to be.  i tell ya, this generation ....

media.makeadare.com
 
2013-11-01 06:25:57 PM

MustardTiger: Maaaannnn, this sheriff needs to pay my roommates "live-in girlfriend" a visit. She IS NEVER WRONG... She argued with me about the existence of mermaids for an hour. She even started crying when I finally looked up some info on that stupid fake documentary on animal planet. The coont believed the shiat was real.


Your girlfriend didn't have a gag reflex, right?
 
2013-11-01 06:26:34 PM

OgreMagi: MustardTiger: Maaaannnn, this sheriff needs to pay my roommates "live-in girlfriend" a visit. She IS NEVER WRONG... She argued with me about the existence of mermaids for an hour. She even started crying when I finally looked up some info on that stupid fake documentary on animal planet. The coont believed the shiat was real.

Your girlfriend didn't have a gag reflex, right?


Oops, your roommate's girlfriend.  I fail at reading comprehension.
 
2013-11-01 06:30:59 PM

MustardTiger: Maaaannnn, this sheriff needs to pay my roommates "live-in girlfriend" a visit. She IS NEVER WRONG... She argued with me about the existence of mermaids for an hour. She even started crying when I finally looked up some info on that stupid fake documentary on animal planet. The coont believed the shiat was real.


I've met a girl who actually did think cats would come back from the dead until they'd used up their nine lives... And another who seriously believed that fairies were real and living among us. (Turned out she was inclined to hear voices in her head, so I have to cut her some slack, mental illness is a biatch.)

I hate that part of the central nervous system that keeps people breathing even though they are really too stupid to live.
 
2013-11-01 06:32:50 PM
Always right and knows everything describes every woman I've ever had a relationship with. Get used to it. It doesn't get any better than this.
 
2013-11-01 06:32:58 PM

simplicimus: Sorry, but being a self righteous b*tch is not against the law.


...for now....
 
2013-11-01 06:37:02 PM

Bondith: I hate the logic that runs like this:
1. Everything I do is correct.
2. You're not doing what I do.
3. Therefore, you're doing it wrong.  Do it my way.
4. Not doing what I tell you means you don't love me anymore.

That's not true.  I never loved you in the first place.  Now leave me alone and let me brush my teeth in peace.

/she once freaked out because I wasn't scanning the groceries the right way


The only correct way is with a real register, not the Fisher Price UScan machines.
 
2013-11-01 06:42:13 PM
Is her name Suzie O'Path?
 
2013-11-01 06:47:49 PM

UsikFark: Bondith: I hate the logic that runs like this:
1. Everything I do is correct.
2. You're not doing what I do.
3. Therefore, you're doing it wrong.  Do it my way.
4. Not doing what I tell you means you don't love me anymore.

That's not true.  I never loved you in the first place.  Now leave me alone and let me brush my teeth in peace.

/she once freaked out because I wasn't scanning the groceries the right way

The only correct way is with a real register, not the Fisher Price UScan machines.


She'd insist on using one with Hello Kitty plastered all over it.

/seriously, what is it with that farking cat-thing?
 
2013-11-01 06:47:52 PM

simplicimus: Sorry, but being a self righteous b*tch is not against the law.


When men do it it's DV harassment.
 
2013-11-01 06:50:07 PM

Swampmaster: My 3rd ex wife was just like this... kept reading the Bible and quoting me all the "Thou Shall Not's"... except she took on the voice of Jehovah and truely meant them in 1st person command form...


That's kind of creepy. Uh, so, she's your EX wife? So she's single?
 
2013-11-01 06:51:34 PM

Bondith: UsikFark: Bondith: I hate the logic that runs like this:
1. Everything I do is correct.
2. You're not doing what I do.
3. Therefore, you're doing it wrong.  Do it my way.
4. Not doing what I tell you means you don't love me anymore.

That's not true.  I never loved you in the first place.  Now leave me alone and let me brush my teeth in peace.

/she once freaked out because I wasn't scanning the groceries the right way

The only correct way is with a real register, not the Fisher Price UScan machines.

She'd insist on using one with Hello Kitty plastered all over it.

/seriously, what is it with that farking cat-thing?


A pain in the ass if you know anything about Sanrio's licensing policies based off item creation and country it's going to be sold in.
 
2013-11-01 07:00:19 PM

you_idiot: Well, if it helps prevent a domestic dispute, then send the cop over. Who knows what the guy said on the phone, maybe it was "I'm about 10 seconds away from smashing my girlfriends face in, so you better get here fast"


"somebody gonna get hurt real bad"
 
2013-11-01 07:01:39 PM

Kit Fister: Smidge204: "I finally met Ms. Right. Unfortunately, her first name is 'Always"..."

=Smidge=

Dammit, would you stop signing your farking posts?


But then how will we know who's posting?

3horn
 
2013-11-01 07:02:32 PM

Swampmaster: My 1st ex-wife kept telling me I wasn't very friendly, didn't enjoy a good time any longer ( wink, wink, know what I mean?); and wasn't very nice to her Mom...  Man, couldn't please her at all...

So, I got nice to my Mom in law, and seduced her... well, Now my ex-wife isn't very happy about being both a half-sister and an Aunt to my and the ex-mother-in-laws new baby... ouch, no pleasing that woman.


I think I saw you on Maury.
 
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