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(Fox News)   It's the day after Halloween....which means THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS HAS BEGUN   (foxnews.com) divider line 178
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2013-11-01 02:39:49 PM
Let me fire the first shot. Jesus wasn' t born on December 25th.
 
2013-11-01 02:40:52 PM

Katolu: Let me fire the first shot. Jesus wasn' t born on December 25th.


I hear he didn't even celebrate Christmas
 
2013-11-01 02:48:06 PM
Christmas season is from Dec 25 through Jan 7.

/was at the local mall today and it's all decked out and the music is playing.
 
2013-11-01 02:56:42 PM
I am planning to celebrate the pagan sun festival like I always do, with a human sacrifice at sundown on the 21st.

Sure, the days might get longer without the human sacrifice, but why take that chance?
 
2013-11-01 03:00:00 PM

zedster: Katolu: Let me fire the first shot. Jesus wasn' t born on December 25th.

I hear he didn't even celebrate Christmas


So, he didn't keep Christ in Christmas? Typical lib.
 
2013-11-01 03:00:28 PM
If the school is having a christmas concert, allow religious songs. If it is a "winter concert," then no religious songs. I only say this because if the locals are ok with the christmas concert name, the content should be fine; whereas the other title implies a desire to avoid the religious connotations of the holiday season. Really this is a nonissue.
 
2013-11-01 03:10:16 PM

Katolu: zedster: Katolu: Let me fire the first shot. Jesus wasn' t born on December 25th.

I hear he didn't even celebrate Christmas

So, he didn't keep Christ in Christmas? Typical lib.


he hung out with adult female whores so we know he wasn't a republicans
 
2013-11-01 03:10:27 PM
i151.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-01 03:13:50 PM

zedster: Katolu: zedster: Katolu: Let me fire the first shot. Jesus wasn' t born on December 25th.

I hear he didn't even celebrate Christmas

So, he didn't keep Christ in Christmas? Typical lib.

he hung out with adult female whores so we know he wasn't a republicans


I like you. Too bad I can't favorite from my phone.
 
2013-11-01 03:22:34 PM
Arent' strawmen really more about Halloween?
 
2013-11-01 03:35:40 PM
gregstevens.name
 
2013-11-01 03:36:31 PM
We need to do a documentary.  "Dear Real America: Letters Home from the War on Christmas."
 
2013-11-01 03:52:47 PM

Katolu: zedster: Katolu: zedster: Katolu: Let me fire the first shot. Jesus wasn' t born on December 25th.

I hear he didn't even celebrate Christmas

So, he didn't keep Christ in Christmas? Typical lib.

he hung out with adult female whores so we know he wasn't a republicans

I like you. Too bad I can't favorite from my phone.


you can favorite people from the phone... its done just like its done on the full site.


I just made you... kelly green!

the Holidays...... yes, the brewery dresses me up like Santa and then we go bar hop... I meen sales calls. we're doing a full page add with me in the suit for RVA Magazine.. considering all the weekly rags are already filled with pictures of Santa
 
2013-11-01 03:57:05 PM

Cerebral Knievel: Katolu: zedster: Katolu: zedster: Katolu: Let me fire the first shot. Jesus wasn' t born on December 25th.

I hear he didn't even celebrate Christmas

So, he didn't keep Christ in Christmas? Typical lib.

he hung out with adult female whores so we know he wasn't a republicans

I like you. Too bad I can't favorite from my phone.

you can favorite people from the phone... its done just like its done on the full site.


I just made you... kelly green!

the Holidays...... yes, the brewery dresses me up like Santa and then we go bar hop... I meen sales calls. we're doing a full page add with me in the suit for RVA Magazine.. considering all the weekly rags are already filled with pictures of Santa


I...I no see a star to favorite...
 
2013-11-01 04:01:58 PM

Katolu: Cerebral Knievel: Katolu: zedster: Katolu: zedster: Katolu: Let me fire the first shot. Jesus wasn' t born on December 25th.

I hear he didn't even celebrate Christmas

So, he didn't keep Christ in Christmas? Typical lib.

he hung out with adult female whores so we know he wasn't a republicans

I like you. Too bad I can't favorite from my phone.

you can favorite people from the phone... its done just like its done on the full site.


I just made you... kelly green!

the Holidays...... yes, the brewery dresses me up like Santa and then we go bar hop... I meen sales calls. we're doing a full page add with me in the suit for RVA Magazine.. considering all the weekly rags are already filled with pictures of Santa

I...I no see a star to favorite...


Click on his profile and do it manually.
 
2013-11-01 04:10:06 PM
My guess is that a perpetually offended left-winger became unglued when they heard that little boys and girls might be pa rum pum pum pum.

Your religious beliefs and your political stance aren't necessarily tied together.  You can be a right-wing atheist.  You can believe every person in this country should be given a gun at birth, that the best government is the smallest possible, that women should never be allowed an abortion under any circumstances... and still not want your child to be forced to listen to songs about someone else's god.  Think about it this way, what if there was a season where all of the songs were in Arabic and about Allah?  Would you, Mr. Uber Offended Christian Dude, want your kids to have to sit through that?  No?  Does that make you a "perpetually offended left-winger"?
 
2013-11-01 04:38:33 PM
This is just taking away from the real War on Thanksgiving.
 
2013-11-01 04:47:57 PM

FloydA: Katolu: Cerebral Knievel: Katolu: zedster: Katolu: zedster: Katolu: Let me fire the first shot. Jesus wasn' t born on December 25th.

I hear he didn't even celebrate Christmas

So, he didn't keep Christ in Christmas? Typical lib.

he hung out with adult female whores so we know he wasn't a republicans

I like you. Too bad I can't favorite from my phone.

you can favorite people from the phone... its done just like its done on the full site.


I just made you... kelly green!

the Holidays...... yes, the brewery dresses me up like Santa and then we go bar hop... I meen sales calls. we're doing a full page add with me in the suit for RVA Magazine.. considering all the weekly rags are already filled with pictures of Santa

I...I no see a star to favorite...

Click on his profile and do it manually.


A hand job for a whores comment. Well done indeed
 
2013-11-01 04:53:22 PM
I will not take any article or opinion on this so called war on Christmas as anything more than 10 pounds of bullsh*t in a 9 pound bag until someone address the fact that we have turned the celebration of the birth of a someone who didn't own a second pair of sandals into the money shot of a pornographically over the top consumerist society.

Also, why don't you try looking up the significance of evergreens in the home at this time of year...

The main attraction, distraction
got ya number than number than numb
Empty ya pockets son, they got you thinkin that
What ya need is what they sellin

Make you think that buyin is rebellin'
From the theaters to malls on every shore
The thin line between entertainment and war
The frontline is everywhere, there be no shelter here
 
2013-11-01 04:54:29 PM
I'm going to start with "As a christian, I will not celebrate pagan holidays."
 
2013-11-01 04:59:06 PM
We have a "harvest" festival every year because some dumbass fundie somewhere thought Halloween was demonic. Everyone got over it and enjoys their holiday celebration anyway.

Sing Christmas carols and other overtly-religious stuff to your heart's content on your own time. If you don't like it, cram it straight up your ass. Oh, and Happy Holidays.
 
2013-11-01 05:10:08 PM
Punch me right in the face.

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2013-11-01 05:12:25 PM
I wouldn't get so grumpy about Christmas if retailers would leave all the Christmas merchandise and decorations in the back until after Halloween like a sane person should.
 
2013-11-01 05:26:21 PM

zedster: Katolu: Let me fire the first shot. Jesus wasn' t born on December 25th.

I hear he didn't even celebrate Christmas


He probably didn't celebrate Easter, either.  What a heathen.
 
2013-11-01 05:37:33 PM
Damn glory hounds bragging about facing off against some elf with a sharpened candy cane.

What about us poor bastards abandoned here in the Pogrom on Arbor Day?? Where's OUR Fox News special?

Watch out for trees in the trees!
 
2013-11-01 05:41:29 PM

FloydA: We need to do a documentary.  "Dear Real America: Letters Home from the War on Christmas."


My Dearest Abigail,

Th chill is in the air, the autumn leaves change colour, it is that season when once again I must leave you.

Take care of yourself, the farm, and young Josiah until my return.

I remain, forever faithful, your William.
 
2013-11-01 05:46:12 PM
I've been at war with Christmas for a while now. We'll see how many Santas I can bag this year.
 
2013-11-01 05:48:07 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Damn glory hounds bragging about facing off against some elf with a sharpened candy cane.

What about us poor bastards abandoned here in the Pogrom on Arbor Day?? Where's OUR Fox News special?

Watch out for trees in the trees!



The war on Take Your Daughter To Work Day is going well.
 
2013-11-01 05:49:31 PM
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I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe...  Christmas trees on fire off the shoulder of the highway. I watched tinsel glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.
 
2013-11-01 05:57:59 PM
vernonFL:

Well Mom,
There really is a war going on over here. We made contact in daylight yesterday for the first time since I've been here. You know how they say war is not like the movies show it. Well, they're wrong. It's exactly like the movies.
We were on a Company-size patrol when they hit us. 1st plt was in the front, we were next, and 2nd plt was in the rear. Wayne was working with the 2nd plt on the machine guns.

They hit the first plt, and everyone got down. Then first moved up 50 meters, and we moved out to the left. As soon as we moved behind a snowman, a fruitcake launcher opened on us. We just kept moving.

We finally got out of range about 100 meters down the trail. Then we got on line and assaulted a snowbank 50 meters in front of us. We didn't meet any resistance; so, after we got on the other side, we got down and waited. Then we got the word the 1st plt was in bad shape and needed us. So, we were going to move out on line about 50 meters and then swing to our right and get the elves in the middle of us and 1st.

We started out on line, keeping low and moving slow. It was a clear, open field we were going across. We were halfway across when fire opened up from our right. Everyone got down, and the St/Sgt started yelling at us to keep moving; so, we being young, brave Dawkinsites got back on line and kept moving.

But then the candy canes started zipping around our legs and raising dust. We knew for sure they were shooting at us then. We weren't about to stay on line after that. We bolted to the right, ran about 25 meters, and took cover behind the brightly-wrapped presents piled up all along this road.
We waited there, just the 1st squad (2nd and 3rd squad were behind us), for about five minutes. They weren't caroling anymore; so, we start sticking our fool necks up to see what was happening. And they started wassailing again. Now we knew where they were, tho. They were dug in right behind a thick holly patch, about 2 squads. At least now we could shoot back. We were doing pretty good--holding our own. Four of them started to run, and we cut them down.

THEN! we started receiving egg nog from our rear. I started getting scared, then, because we had no protection to the rear. They had us pinned down for 1/2 hour. We couldn't even raise our heads to see where they were. Finally the 2nd and 3rd squads moved up and cleared up our rear. We continued the fire fight to our front.

By this time, we had taken a few casualties, including our ST/Sgt--sprig of mistletoe through the neck close to the collarbone. A medevac chopper landed right behind us as we set up a hard base of fire, turning our M-16s on automatic. Our St/Sgt wouldn't leave tho; and he kept running around yelling orders, his neck all patched up. (He thinks he's John Wayne.)

After awhile, we thought we had wiped them out because they kept running and we kept cutting them down. After awhile, the fire stopped; and the S/Sgt wanted a frontal assault on the positions. We didn't like that idea because, if there was one fruitcake weapon left, it could tear our whole squad to pieces.

We finally made him see the light. We threw a few grenades; and, sure enough, they started wassailing again. We just exchanged fire for another hour, and then the TANKS!!! came. Three tanks with the 2nd plt swept through the position from our right. I saw Wayne with the M-60. There were 3 jolly little elves left. The tanks opened fire when they saw them. Killed two and took one prisoner.

All that took a little over five hours. One of our Corpsmen was put up for a medal.

Wayne told me later that he was feeding the machine gun, and the A gunner was shooting, when a reindeer landed right next to the A gunner. He toppled over Wayne, and Wayne had to take charge of the gun. That plt had one killed.

Mike sent me a letter and told me not to tell you he is coming to the North Pole. I'll write him and tell him how lousy everything is around here. We got mail three times last week, and I got a whole mess of letters from you. I got a letter from Sonny, and he says Dan will be OK. I hope so.
I'll write soon....FloydA
 
2013-11-01 06:00:19 PM
wkrn.images.worldnow.com
 
2013-11-01 06:11:20 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-11-01 06:13:17 PM
I wasn't allowed to play in the Christmas concert.
 
2013-11-01 06:33:44 PM
Someone should do a "War on Christmas" mod for a FPS.
 
2013-11-01 06:34:19 PM

Katolu: Cerebral Knievel: Katolu: zedster: Katolu: zedster: Katolu: Let me fire the first shot. Jesus wasn' t born on December 25th.

I hear he didn't even celebrate Christmas

So, he didn't keep Christ in Christmas? Typical lib.

he hung out with adult female whores so we know he wasn't a republicans

I like you. Too bad I can't favorite from my phone.

you can favorite people from the phone... its done just like its done on the full site.


I just made you... kelly green!

the Holidays...... yes, the brewery dresses me up like Santa and then we go bar hop... I meen sales calls. we're doing a full page add with me in the suit for RVA Magazine.. considering all the weekly rags are already filled with pictures of Santa

I...I no see a star to favorite...


You'd have made a crappy wise man.
 
2013-11-01 06:35:18 PM
Christmas is actually a pagan holiday. I don't know if anybody knew that.
 
2013-11-01 06:35:21 PM
Seeing stupid sh*t like Glenn Beck's "The Christmas Sweater" and Santorum plugging "The Christmas Candle" while calling Hollywood Satanic, I'm feeling a bit of the urge to declare war on Christmas myself, starting with a surprise dive-bomber raid on Santa's reindeer barn.
 
2013-11-01 06:36:13 PM
Fark Christmas. How's that?
 
2013-11-01 06:36:28 PM

Katolu: Let me fire the first shot. Jesus wasn' t born on December 25th.


Roman Sleazin' is the reason for the Season.
 
2013-11-01 06:37:16 PM
"How is it possible to have a concert celebrating the Christmas (pardon me, winter) season without singing about the reason for the season? "

So, Jesus' birth is the reason why we have winter?
 
2013-11-01 06:39:08 PM

TV's Vinnie: Santorum plugging "The Christmas Candle"


I'm sure Frothy is plugging his Christmas candle in somebody in an airport restroom.
 
2013-11-01 06:39:37 PM
I'll just toss out this old thing:

i560.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-01 06:39:55 PM
These pagan rituals confuse me. Like mistletoe. And I celebrating Baldur's death? Loki's ingenuity? And why should I kiss underneath it for either reason?
 
2013-11-01 06:41:10 PM

jylcat: Arent' strawmen really more about Halloween?


Straw  goats, on the other hand ...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-11-01 06:41:37 PM
War. War never changes.

Since the dawn of human kind, when liberals first discovered the Miracle of Christmas, blood has been spilled in the name of Atheism: from denouncing our priests, to saying 'Happy Holidays', and to atheist rage. In the year 2013, after millennia of armed conflict, the destructive nature of Ahteism could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of scientific fire and bland holidays. But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of Christianity. Instead, the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another bloody chapter of human history. For the liberals had succeeded in destroying the world - but war, war never changes. In the early days, thousands were spared the horrors of the holocaust by taking refuge in God-fearing states, known as the Bible Belt. But when they emerged, they had only the hell of the Atheist United States to greet them - all except those in Texas. For on that fateful day, when B. Hussein Obama was elected, the giant steel gun-cross of Texas was erected... and never backed down. It was here you were born. It is here you will die. Because, in Texas: no one ever enters, and no one ever leaves.
 
2013-11-01 06:41:42 PM
This was top of the mobile page all stinking day while the LAX shooting was buried in the US section.

Agenda much?
 
2013-11-01 06:42:11 PM
Open BBQ joint and tell the customers they can't eat pork he said
 
2013-11-01 06:42:33 PM
Finally! The war on Christmas! Lemme start off....

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2013-11-01 06:44:02 PM

simplicimus: These pagan rituals confuse me. Like mistletoe. And I celebrating Baldur's death? Loki's ingenuity? And why should I kiss underneath it for either reason?


I'm guessing the pagan trappings of Christmas, from an insane right-wing point of view, is that they are war trophies of Christianity over the heathen faith. Sort of like putting heads on spikes.
 
2013-11-01 06:44:23 PM
This makes me sick. In my day we at least waited until after Thanksgiving to start our War on Christmas.
 
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