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(Opposing Views)   Uh oh, President Obama is not really a Christian claims a pastor who once blamed Ted Haggard's wife because Ted sought a male prostitute   (opposingviews.com) divider line 162
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2013-11-01 04:44:59 PM
Sounds legit. Someone get the scale and a duck. Only one last thing to figure out
 
2013-11-01 04:50:57 PM
Are we still going with "He's not a Christian?"

See, shiat like this is why when someone as a real criticism of Obama, no one listens.  Because he's constantly getting criticized for not following his religion correctly, or even the "right" religion, or not eating the right kind of lettuce, or what kind of condiments he uses on his burger, or what he uses to hold a stack of paper together.

Maybe if THIS bullshiat stopped, someone would listen when the right had a "real" gripe about the man.
 
2013-11-01 04:51:20 PM
People like Driscoll will be very surprised when they arrive in hell.
 
2013-11-01 05:13:09 PM
Perfect example of why a theocracy can only fail. Even if you adhere to the correct faith there will always be somebody claiming you''re not pious enough [see Iran].
 
2013-11-01 05:14:30 PM
Was he EVER a Christian (to them)?
 
2013-11-01 05:19:00 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-11-01 05:21:19 PM
Good thing he can still fallback on being a real Kenyan/communist/Muslim.
 
2013-11-01 05:23:54 PM
FTFA: "Father, Son and Spirit. But some chicks and some chickified dudes with limp wrists and minors in 'women's studies' are not happy because two persons of the trinity have a dude-ish ring."

I'm glad to see the Calvinist Heretic at least defends the rights of homosexual deities to cohabitate in sin. Good for him.
 
2013-11-01 05:32:06 PM
I don't doubt that Obama is likely agnostic, or maybe even atheist. It shouldn't matter in the slightest.

SHOULDN'T.
 
2013-11-01 05:40:40 PM
Sounds like someone is upset ol' Ted can't sneak off to "Men's Fellowship Weekend" anymore to be tied face-down to a "Captain Fantastic" pinball machine while the rest of the flock lines up to dress as Peanuts characters and slam ham while shaved midgets hurl walnuts at their anii to the tune of "John Henry was a Steel Drivin' Man"
 
2013-11-01 06:25:39 PM

ManateeGag: Are we still going with "He's not a Christian?"


My BIL in Georgia would say yes.
 
2013-11-01 06:32:22 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sounds like someone is upset ol' Ted can't sneak off to "Men's Fellowship Weekend" anymore to be tied face-down to a "Captain Fantastic" pinball machine while the rest of the flock lines up to dress as Peanuts characters and slam ham while shaved midgets hurl walnuts at their anii to the tune of "John Henry was a Steel Drivin' Man"


I'm listening...
 
2013-11-01 06:35:42 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sounds like someone is upset ol' Ted can't sneak off to "Men's Fellowship Weekend" anymore to be tied face-down to a "Captain Fantastic" pinball machine while the rest of the flock lines up to dress as Peanuts characters and slam ham while shaved midgets hurl walnuts at their anii to the tune of "John Henry was a Steel Drivin' Man"


"anuses" is the correct plural.
 
2013-11-01 06:36:33 PM
Last time I click on a link from that godawful site.
 
2013-11-01 06:36:55 PM
Matthew 7 (KJV)
1.Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
 
2013-11-01 06:37:58 PM
(A) B. Hussein Osama is not a Christian.

(B) Jeremiah Wright is B. Hussein Osama's pastor and B. Hussein Osama so totally believes in everything Jeremiah Wright says.

If you can't see the contradiction between (A) and (B), you might be a wingnut.

imageshack.us
 
2013-11-01 06:38:56 PM
I'm glad that's finally settled.
 
2013-11-01 06:39:20 PM
He could come out tomorrow with a prayer rug and pray to Mecca with an accompanying press release stating that he is in a Muslim and there isn't fark all anyone could do about it in an official capacity.

America, fark YES!
 
2013-11-01 06:40:02 PM
This shiat is SO 2008. Can't you derpers come up with a new shtick?
 
2013-11-01 06:40:44 PM

mediablitz: I don't doubt that Obama is likely agnostic, or maybe even atheist. It shouldn't matter in the slightest.

SHOULDN'T.


This. I hope Obama is an atheist, and just has enough sense to pretend so he can appease the rabid religious fanatics.
 
2013-11-01 06:41:05 PM
Of course he isn't. He can't be a Muslim and a Christian.

It's like have a Jew Buddhist. Complete conflict of interest.
 
2013-11-01 06:42:31 PM
 
2013-11-01 06:42:49 PM

Godscrack: [imageshack.us image 521x561]


Nicotine addict? Really? They consider that a bad thing?

nyopoliticker.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-01 06:44:32 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sounds like someone is upset ol' Ted can't sneak off to "Men's Fellowship Weekend" anymore to be tied face-down to a "Captain Fantastic" pinball machine while the rest of the flock lines up to dress as Peanuts characters and slam ham while shaved midgets hurl walnuts at their anii to the tune of "John Henry was a Steel Drivin' Man"


And who says Fark can't be my own personal erotica site?
 
2013-11-01 06:46:15 PM

freakipedia.net


He's not a Christian!  NOOOOOOOOO!  America is tainted'd!  Gorgyles!  Slykicks!

 
2013-11-01 06:46:54 PM
Are we de-evolving?
 
2013-11-01 06:48:26 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sounds like someone is upset ol' Ted can't sneak off to "Men's Fellowship Weekend" anymore to be tied face-down to a "Captain Fantastic" pinball machine while the rest of the flock lines up to dress as Peanuts characters and slam ham while shaved midgets hurl walnuts at their anii to the tune of "John Henry was a Steel Drivin' Man"


LOL

I think you just Pocket Ninja'd the thread. Just needed to be a little longer.
 
2013-11-01 06:49:20 PM

Bslim: Are we de-evolving?


Are we not men????
 
2013-11-01 06:49:54 PM

timujin: Matthew 7 (KJV)
1.Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?


I've never read that.  It must be somewhere in the back.  Probably in the glossary or the index.
 
2013-11-01 06:50:27 PM
Barack Hussein Obama is....

a Communist Nazi Muslim Socialist Peacenik Elitist Dhimmicrat Man-Child Egghead Blowhard Lightweight Girlyman Embarrassment Celebrity Jihadist Appeaser Jew Poseur Usurper Dictator Manchurian-Candidate Community-Organizer Cult-Leader Empty-Suit Empty-Chair Tyrant Bureaucrat Hypocrite Nerd Non-Citizen America-Hater Arugula-Muncher Marxist Terrorist Liberal Leftist Stalinist Welfare-Statist Narcissist Plagiarist Pottymouth Pantywaist Murderer War-Criminal Islamofascist Sleeper-Cell Ghetto-Trash Blame-America-Firster Fearmonger Racist Atheist Kenyan Keynesian Militant Flag-Burner Cyber-Luddite Child-Molester Anti-Catholic Drug-Lord Gun-Grabber Gun-Runner Lightbulb-Outlawer Disbarred-Lawyer Scarecrow Hipster Union-Thug Anti-Semite Media-Darling Fifth-Columnist Ponzi-Schemer Vacation-Abuser Lazy-Ass Flip-Flopper Black-Liberationist Abortionist Antichrist Coward Traitor Liar Trickster Death-Panelist Affirmative-Action-Case Evolutionist Fraudster Pothead Coke-Dealer Alinskyite Taxaholic Spendthrift Job-Killer Puppetmaster Soros-Minion Apology-Tourist Anti-Colonialist Subhuman Illegal-Alien Homogay Reptoid Hayes-Insulter Dog-Eater Weather-Controller Silver-Spoon Monarchist Teleprompter-Addict Chain-Smoker Yuengling-Swiller Hip-Hop-Barbecuer Taqqiya-Practitioner Hoodie-Condoner Stutterer Non-Tipper Binder-Clipper Pizza-Cheese-Eater Face-Blocker Havel-Snubber Malware-Propagator Dilatory-Kid-Killer Autopen-User Armwrestler-Phobic Churchill-Bust-Returner Misogynist Greenie-Weenie State-Miscounter Asian-Name-Flubber Tchotchke-Seller Mom-Jeans-Wearer Grey-Poupon-Supremacist Long-Legged Mackdaddy.

.... and probably a whole lotta other Bad Things too.  Truly, History's Greatest Monster.


/not mine, but relevant
 
2013-11-01 06:50:39 PM

WizardofToast: Godscrack: [imageshack.us image 521x561]

Nicotine addict? Really? They consider that a bad thing?

[nyopoliticker.files.wordpress.com image 399x443]


Just when Obama does it, like everything else.

If he saved a bus full of orphans and kittens from burning to death in a fire, they'd biatch that he had more important things to do than save kittens and orphans. And if he had a chance to save them and didn't, they'd cry and moan about how he hates kittens and orphans.

But like someone else above observed, it's all about this: he's black.
 
2013-11-01 06:54:55 PM
Lord of Light! Come to us in our darkness. We offer you these false gods. Take them and cast your light upon us. For the night is dark and full of terrors.
 
2013-11-01 06:56:34 PM
To be fair, if Mrs Haggard had put some effort into making herself a little more handsome, maybe her husband would not have needed to stray.
 
2013-11-01 06:56:44 PM

ManateeGag: Are we still going with "He's not a Christian?"

See, shiat like this is why when someone as a real criticism of Obama, no one listens.  Because he's constantly getting criticized for not following his religion correctly, or even the "right" religion, or not eating the right kind of lettuce, or what kind of condiments he uses on his burger, or what he uses to hold a stack of paper together.

Maybe if THIS bullshiat stopped, someone would listen when the right had a "real" gripe about the man.


Remember the "mom jeans", too.
 
2013-11-01 06:58:46 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: WizardofToast: Godscrack: [imageshack.us image 521x561]

Nicotine addict? Really? They consider that a bad thing?

[nyopoliticker.files.wordpress.com image 399x443]

Just when Obama does it, like everything else.

If he saved a bus full of orphans and kittens from burning to death in a fire, they'd biatch that he had more important things to do than save kittens and orphans. And if he had a chance to save them and didn't, they'd cry and moan about how he hates kittens and orphans.

But like someone else above observed, it's all about this: he's black.


And his wife's not cute enough, either.
 
2013-11-01 06:59:19 PM

ParadisePornoTheater: ManateeGag: Are we still going with "He's not a Christian?"

See, shiat like this is why when someone as a real criticism of Obama, no one listens.  Because he's constantly getting criticized for not following his religion correctly, or even the "right" religion, or not eating the right kind of lettuce, or what kind of condiments he uses on his burger, or what he uses to hold a stack of paper together.

Maybe if THIS bullshiat stopped, someone would listen when the right had a "real" gripe about the man.

Remember the "mom jeans", too.


Remember the beer summit about how the beers were brewed in America? Or the mustard? Or the flagpin?
 
2013-11-01 06:59:54 PM

WizardofToast: ParadisePornoTheater: ManateeGag: Are we still going with "He's not a Christian?"

See, shiat like this is why when someone as a real criticism of Obama, no one listens.  Because he's constantly getting criticized for not following his religion correctly, or even the "right" religion, or not eating the right kind of lettuce, or what kind of condiments he uses on his burger, or what he uses to hold a stack of paper together.

Maybe if THIS bullshiat stopped, someone would listen when the right had a "real" gripe about the man.

Remember the "mom jeans", too.

Remember the beer summit about how the beers were not brewed in America? Or the mustard? Or the flagpin?


My mistake. Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-11-01 07:01:52 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sounds like someone is upset ol' Ted can't sneak off to "Men's Fellowship Weekend" anymore to be tied face-down to a "Captain Fantastic" pinball machine while the rest of the flock lines up to dress as Peanuts characters and slam ham while shaved midgets hurl walnuts at their anii to the tune of "John Henry was a Steel Drivin' Man"


Standing ovation.
 
2013-11-01 07:03:38 PM
Mark Driscoll is a closeted homosexual in deep deep denial.  Some of his early colleagues have told me it's only a matter of time until his indiscretions catch up to him.

I'm guessing he's trying to drum up as much controversy as possible for the sake of his fake hipster church's treasury before the inevitable "wide stance" moment.
 
2013-11-01 07:04:01 PM

Blues_X: People like Driscoll will be very surprised when they arrive in hell.


I think they'll be surprised to find there is a hell. My theory on these folks is that they're con artists only in it for the money, attention, and power. Not necessarily in that order.
 
2013-11-01 07:05:56 PM
FTFA: The highest office in the land made it clear: 'inclusion and acceptance for all Americans' no longer includes Bible-believing, evangelical Christians.' As far as Western civilization is concerned, Christendom is officially dead."

Let me get this straight. So Christians are being excluded because Barack Obama became president. The same Obama who is a actually Christian despite this guys beliefs otherwise. Just like every president before him. This somehow means Christians are being excluded from everyone else, and Christendom in all of western civilization is now dead? How do these people remember how to breathe?
 
2013-11-01 07:06:22 PM

ManateeGag: Are we still going with "He's not a Christian?"

See, shiat like this is why when someone as a real criticism of Obama, no one listens.  Because he's constantly getting criticized for not following his religion correctly, or even the "right" religion, or not eating the right kind of lettuce, or what kind of condiments he uses on his burger, or what he uses to hold a stack of paper together.

Maybe if THIS bullshiat stopped, someone would listen when the right had a "real" gripe about the man.


Any real gripe will continue to be dismissed as racism.

The president is neither the devil nor the messiah, but tell that to the zealots on either side and watch where it gets you.
 
2013-11-01 07:07:22 PM

netgamer7k: Barack Hussein Obama is....

a Communist Nazi Muslim Socialist Peacenik Elitist Dhimmicrat Man-Child Egghead Blowhard Lightweight Girlyman Embarrassment Celebrity Jihadist Appeaser Jew Poseur Usurper Dictator Manchurian-Candidate Community-Organizer Cult-Leader Empty-Suit Empty-Chair Tyrant Bureaucrat Hypocrite Nerd Non-Citizen America-Hater Arugula-Muncher Marxist Terrorist Liberal Leftist Stalinist Welfare-Statist Narcissist Plagiarist Pottymouth Pantywaist Murderer War-Criminal Islamofascist Sleeper-Cell Ghetto-Trash Blame-America-Firster Fearmonger Racist Atheist Kenyan Keynesian Militant Flag-Burner Cyber-Luddite Child-Molester Anti-Catholic Drug-Lord Gun-Grabber Gun-Runner Lightbulb-Outlawer Disbarred-Lawyer Scarecrow Hipster Union-Thug Anti-Semite Media-Darling Fifth-Columnist Ponzi-Schemer Vacation-Abuser Lazy-Ass Flip-Flopper Black-Liberationist Abortionist Antichrist Coward Traitor Liar Trickster Death-Panelist Affirmative-Action-Case Evolutionist Fraudster Pothead Coke-Dealer Alinskyite Taxaholic Spendthrift Job-Killer Puppetmaster Soros-Minion Apology-Tourist Anti-Colonialist Subhuman Illegal-Alien Homogay Reptoid Hayes-Insulter Dog-Eater Weather-Controller Silver-Spoon Monarchist Teleprompter-Addict Chain-Smoker Yuengling-Swiller Hip-Hop-Barbecuer Taqqiya-Practitioner Hoodie-Condoner Stutterer Non-Tipper Binder-Clipper Pizza-Cheese-Eater Face-Blocker Havel-Snubber Malware-Propagator Dilatory-Kid-Killer Autopen-User Armwrestler-Phobic Churchill-Bust-Returner Misogynist Greenie-Weenie State-Miscounter Asian-Name-Flubber Tchotchke-Seller Mom-Jeans-Wearer Grey-Poupon-Supremacist Long-Legged Mackdaddy.


Of Ulm.
 
2013-11-01 07:08:20 PM

ManateeGag: Are we still going with "He's not a Christian?"

See, shiat like this is why when someone as a real criticism of Obama, no one listens.  Because he's constantly getting criticized for not following his religion correctly, or even the "right" religion, or not eating the right kind of lettuce, or what kind of condiments he uses on his burger, or what he uses to hold a stack of paper together.

Maybe if THIS bullshiat stopped, someone would listen when the right had a "real" gripe about the man.


Yeah, okay. But what if the whole thrust of this stuff was obstruction by way of disinformation. WHAT IF?!!!
 
2013-11-01 07:08:27 PM

mediablitz: I don't doubt that Obama is likely agnostic, or maybe even atheist. It shouldn't matter in the slightest.

SHOULDN'T.


This
 
2013-11-01 07:11:47 PM
Ha, I knew it!
 
2013-11-01 07:11:49 PM
Why is it that all the self-proclaimed "Real Christians" are assholes?
 
2013-11-01 07:12:23 PM

OccamsWhiskers: To be fair, if Mrs Haggard had put some effort into making herself a little more handsome, maybe her husband would not have needed to stray.


And had a penis.
 
2013-11-01 07:13:45 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-01 07:14:05 PM
That's OK...'cuz this guy isn't a Christian, either.

But in trying to help other people, I'm pretty sure the President is closer to what a Christian should be than this guy.
 
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