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(Kotaku)   I was going to play Minecraft, but then I took an arrow in the knee   (kotaku.com) divider line 21
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4334 clicks; posted to Geek » on 01 Nov 2013 at 4:49 PM (37 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-01 04:51:01 PM
You got chocolate in my peanut butter.
 
2013-11-01 04:51:07 PM
I too was going to play Mindcraft, but then the hooker died and I had to bury the body.
 
2013-11-01 04:53:10 PM
Did they do the entire world, or just the couple of cities? Cause it'd be awesome to go into some of the underground areas.
 
2013-11-01 04:55:17 PM
I was going to play Minecraft, but then I uncovered a 7 under a square.
 
2013-11-01 04:56:08 PM

RoxtarRyan: Did they do the entire world, or just the couple of cities? Cause it'd be awesome to go into some of the underground areas.


I think it's just 3 cities or locations. They didn't do anything crazy like Blackreach.

/I was going to pick this up
//Until subby reminded me how annoying that joke is
 
2013-11-01 05:03:43 PM

scottydoesntknow: RoxtarRyan: Did they do the entire world, or just the couple of cities? Cause it'd be awesome to go into some of the underground areas.

I think it's just 3 cities or locations. They didn't do anything crazy like Blackreach.

/I was going to pick this up
//Until subby reminded me how annoying that joke is


CSB time:
I used that joke once in the real world.. talking to some people at a bar, bullshiatting, I mentioned that I worked as a barback several years ago in Hartford. There was a second of silence, just long enough, till my brain just bypassed the "brain-to-mouth" filter, and I said "till I took an arrow to the knee".
Their eyes nearly popped out, laughing so friggin' hard. I guess it is one of those things that was funny for a bit, then became unfunny, and now (as long as it is used sparingly), might be funny in the right circumstances.

/end csb
 
2013-11-01 05:17:07 PM
This appears to be the Minecraft peak.
 
2013-11-01 05:36:16 PM
My kid just flipped his shiat seeing this.  He loves both games very much, and is in fact playing Skyrim right now.
 
2013-11-01 05:42:31 PM

Shakin_Haitian: This appears to be the Minecraft peak.


That was at least over a year ago.
 
2013-11-01 05:46:02 PM
Wonder if Notch is ok with this as it's in their license that mods and texturepacks have to be free.  If not he can do some revenge lawsuit action for Scrolls.
 
2013-11-01 06:13:09 PM

hutchkc: Wonder if Notch is ok with this as it's in their license that mods and texturepacks have to be free.


Although I have never seen the license, I'm assuming it's only related to the PC version.
 
2013-11-01 06:18:36 PM
LOL THE CAKE IS A LIE

/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-11-01 06:24:54 PM

Foxxinnia: Shakin_Haitian: This appears to be the Minecraft peak.

That was at least over a year ago.


Not for children.
 
2013-11-01 06:46:15 PM
They can have my $4 as soon as it's released.

/loves Skyrim
//loves Minecraft
///slashies come in threes
 
2013-11-01 07:31:03 PM
If you are tired of the 'arrow in the knee' line in Skyrim, there is a mod that hits the guard with a fatal bolt of lightning for uttering it.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1174244
 
2013-11-01 07:32:03 PM
Busy installing all of the STEP mods. Taking forever and the instructions are mediocre. Still, it's starting to look really nice.
 
2013-11-01 09:21:00 PM
Liam Neeson once played Minecraft for 2 days with an arrow in his testicle.  What's your excuse, subby?
 
2013-11-02 12:48:23 AM
I was playing Minecraft, but gave up because of its open-endedness, and switched to a puzzle game, like Portal.

/and then I was really confused and kept restarting the game
 
2013-11-02 05:44:19 AM

ChubbyTiger: Busy installing all of the STEP mods. Taking forever and the instructions are mediocre. Still, it's starting to look really nice.


I just tend to throw anything that looks pretty in through the nexus client and do that until I see the vram & system memory starting to edge towards the 4.3GB limit.  One of the more recent ones that absolutely blew me away was the Real Clouds mod:
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/39450/?

Holy hell does that ever make them look gorgeous and the whole Markath region is even more outstanding now.
 
2013-11-02 02:01:13 PM
I wonder if the Notched Pickaxe will be at the peak of the Throat of the World   http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Notched_Pickaxe
 
2013-11-02 11:52:35 PM
Anybody remember when Bethesda sued Mojang for infringing on The Elder Scrolls trademark?
 
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