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(Gawker)   Man declares that he would gladly leave his wife and kids for one night with model Kelly Brook. After forgetting his Facebook account is linked to the comments, his wife decides to leave him first   (gawker.com) divider line 80
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2013-11-01 04:40:51 PM
He is an idiot but she sounds like a real treasure too.
 
2013-11-01 04:42:25 PM

NickelP: He is an idiot but she sounds like a real treasure too.


I'm guessing it was the straw that broke the camel's back.

/I would've kicked him out a long time ago
//I mean he's a REGISTERED Daily Fail reader! That's beyond redemption
 
2013-11-01 04:42:58 PM
At least he is honest!
 
2013-11-01 04:54:58 PM
I would never leave my wife and kid after one night with Kelly Brook.


/Giggity
 
2013-11-01 04:55:15 PM
It would be hilarious if the model had pity sex with him.
 
2013-11-01 04:56:53 PM
My wife would probably join in.
 
2013-11-01 04:57:26 PM
This was just the final straw.  You don't go from happy to GTFO in one sarcastic message board comment.
 
2013-11-01 04:57:32 PM
fashion.rightcelebrity.com

/dude...
 
2013-11-01 04:57:46 PM
I love the smell of shenanigans in the morning. Smells like ... faketory.
 
2013-11-01 04:57:55 PM
Before reading TFA: She's crazy.
After reading TFA: Not real.
*shrug
 
2013-11-01 04:58:40 PM
You know, as stupid as the guy may have been, it pales in comparison to how stupid Gawker is for taking the wife's post seriously and thinking this is newsworthy.
 
2013-11-01 04:59:19 PM
My wife said I can sleep with Kelly Brook if she can sleep with Robert Downey, Jr.

/I told her only if I could watch
 
2013-11-01 05:00:58 PM
I would also leave his wife for a night with Kelly Brook.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-01 05:02:44 PM
"After he declared to the daily mail"

Its the circle of bullshiat, even when they aren't auto greening every single thing on that garbage site around here they green articles here that DO link to them. The daily fail pretty much owns fark.com now, not literally but they do.
 
2013-11-01 05:03:18 PM
Sounds like he's better off without her.
 
2013-11-01 05:04:04 PM

NickelP: He is an idiot but she sounds like a real treasure too.


That's what I figured  --- some dream couple.
 
2013-11-01 05:05:15 PM
Pretty girls are pretty and all, but that is no guarantee that they know how to fark.


The wife probably made the post as a joke.
 
2013-11-01 05:05:26 PM
What's his Fark handle?
 
2013-11-01 05:06:20 PM
I would divorce my first wife, sell the kids into white slavery, marry a stranger in vegas, and leave her after our wedding night, for one night with Kelly Brook.

/not married, no kids
 
2013-11-01 05:07:45 PM
No wife, no kids, no Kelly, no soup. NEXT!
 
2013-11-01 05:09:50 PM
Yeah... if this couldnt be solved with a simple "What?  Its the internet, I wasnt being literal" then signs say this relationship was already over prior to this event.
 
2013-11-01 05:11:27 PM

UberDave: I would never leave my wife and kid after one night with Kelly Brook.


/Giggity


I would, for that night.
 
2013-11-01 05:13:34 PM
Once posted "I don't care what my therapist says.  I will always love you, Trixie Tang!" on Facebook.

Was awakened to the next morning with "Who the fark is Trixie Tang?"


Someone I'll always love regardless of what my therapist says . . . why do you ask?

/ heh .  . tang.
 
2013-11-01 05:13:41 PM
The unfortunate thing here is I have it on good authority, Kelly Brook only sleeps with married men.

Molavian: My wife said I can sleep with Kelly Brook if she can sleep with Robert Downey, Jr.

/I told her only if I could watch


At that point, you might as well go for the foursome.
 
2013-11-01 05:16:44 PM
put this as your back ground and screen saver
60% of the time it works everytime
www.alireza-noori.com

\they don't call me Griftin Rubes for nothin ya know
 
2013-11-01 05:16:58 PM
Doesnt everybody have a 'freebie agreement' with your SO regarding one famous person/celebrity?

/mmm...Sabine Schmitz
 
2013-11-01 05:21:03 PM
Who posts anything on the innarwebz under a real name?

I guess I just will -never- understand Facebook/Twitter.
 
2013-11-01 05:22:04 PM
So I guess he should call Kelly and let her know he is available?
 
2013-11-01 05:23:05 PM

Hack Patooey: /mmm...Sabine Schmitz


An unusual, excellent selection; definitely worth noting.  Good luck!
 
2013-11-01 05:25:11 PM
Do you have to be married with kids to get to sleep with Kelly Brook?
 
2013-11-01 05:25:58 PM

scottydoesntknow: I'm guessing it was the straw that broke the camel's back.


Yep. There is always more to these stories. This marriage was doomed anyway.
 
2013-11-01 05:30:03 PM

tricycleracer: This was just the final straw.  You don't go from happy to GTFO in one sarcastic message board comment.


My money's on she's been planning to divorce him for years, but was waiting for him to produce his own smoking gun.  Now that she's got what she needs to take everything, she can leave him and start actually putting in the paperwork on the grounds that this "devastated" her.
 
2013-11-01 05:32:44 PM

NickelP: He is an idiot but she sounds like a real treasure too.




/My first thought was, "ill bet she probably thinks of "insert hot male star here" while having teh sex. But thinking again, she's prolly frigid as a freezer in the arctic, but still gets pissed that her old man would want some somewhere else.
 
2013-11-01 05:34:06 PM

skinink: I would also leave his wife for a night with Kelly Brook.

[hotbabe on Sailboat photo]


Just need me a winning Powerball ticket; and off I go to Sailboat and Babe land!
 
2013-11-01 05:35:20 PM
"You don't deserve our beautiful children."

Ouch. Goddamn. There are few things I can imagine hearing that would hurt worse than that.
 
2013-11-01 05:41:21 PM

Jeng: "Pretty girls are pretty and all, but that is no guarantee that they know how to fark."



Perhaps, but one of those things is much easier and cheaper to fix than the other.
 
2013-11-01 05:41:39 PM
img.fark.net

/ oblig
 
2013-11-01 05:42:06 PM
And this is why my significant other will never, never, ever know my Farkdentity.  Years and years of shame and break-up worthy commentary.  Plus, evidence that it was me who peed in the kitchen sink.  And the answer to what really happened to those muffins.
 
2013-11-01 05:46:34 PM
The joke is that his night with Kelly Brook would involve him striking out immediately and going home to masturbate
 
2013-11-01 05:50:50 PM

Hack Patooey: Doesnt everybody have a 'freebie agreement' with your SO regarding one famous person/celebrity?

/mmm...Sabine Schmitz


"Fear disturbs your concentration"
 
2013-11-01 05:51:10 PM
I would fark Kelly Brook in front of my wife and deal with the fallout later
 
2013-11-01 05:51:15 PM

MrHappyRotter: And this is why my significant other will never, never, ever know my Farkdentity.  Years and years of shame and break-up worthy commentary.  Plus, evidence that it was me who peed in the kitchen sink.  And the answer to what really happened to those muffins.


Is the reason I have thought about an apt. Not for some reason as dude in article, more so that I'd feel comfortable posting Doug Stanhope like comment's.
 
2013-11-01 05:52:29 PM
Biatch can't take a joke.
What guy hasn't said something like that in jest about a hot looking woman?

You haven't? Gay much?
 
2013-11-01 05:52:56 PM
This is just one of the myriad of reasons why Facebook is evil and will kill us all.
 
2013-11-01 05:53:24 PM

spmkk: Jeng: "Pretty girls are pretty and all, but that is no guarantee that they know how to fark."


Perhaps, but one of those things is much easier and cheaper to fix than the other.

"


Going off of many comments I have read here some women never learn, and beauty is only temporary.
 
2013-11-01 05:54:41 PM

Farkenhostile: "After he declared to the daily mail"

Its the circle of bullshiat, even when they aren't auto greening every single thing on that garbage site around here they green articles here that DO link to them. The daily fail pretty much owns fark.com now, not literally but they do.


Do you need someone to call the police?  I mean, since you're being held hostage at gunpoint and forced to be on this site and all...

/complaining about who gets links is one tiny step above complaining that you've already seen that link on some other site... "comment hipster", I believe is the phrase
 
2013-11-01 05:57:16 PM
So he spent the night with Kelly Brock?

i.imgur.com

/He and I probably had the same amount of sex with her.
 
2013-11-01 06:06:39 PM
Just another double standard. Every woman I know would cheat on their spouse if it were with the right person.
 
2013-11-01 06:10:01 PM
I would think that would be a reassuring thing to the wife.

There's very few men that have NO Exit scenarios -- if he describes a clearly unattainable scenario, that should mean a split is not likely.
 
2013-11-01 06:13:46 PM
don't know what this kelly brook character looks like, can't make an outrage assessment...
 
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