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(Fark)   First you get the money, then you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. When you get the women, then you get the Fark Quiz and that really messes up the equation   (fark.com) divider line 38
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2013-11-01 12:09:59 PM
I start every weekly quiz thread off with a thanks to the people who made it happen, because I quite literally could not do it without them. If they didn't show up, this quiz would not be here. So a moment to recognize their efforts is in order. So thanks this week goes out to phlegmmo, Sinto, Do the needful, and ivan.

Thanks for this, guys.
 
2013-11-01 12:10:42 PM
Winners of last week's quiz:

pinkbear 1045
Teaser 1012
justadadX3 1002
CypressLI 982
Joelogon 952
FrancoFile 945
lokis_mentor 938
Bondith 932
SilverStag 930
soakitincider 930

Let's see you score that exact score twice, y'all.
 
2013-11-01 12:11:12 PM
And the easy quiz:  http://www.fark.com/quiz/275
 
2013-11-01 12:11:48 PM
Just make sure you buy the extended service warranty on those women.
 
2013-11-01 12:12:24 PM
I'M IN THE LEAD!
shut this f*cker down before someone does better.
 
2013-11-01 12:21:48 PM
Final Score:

10 out of 11 correct, total points = 897
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (110 seconds)

texdent 897
McFifenstein 730
RedPhoenix122 537
netweavr 374
GoSurfing 323
Honest Bender 268
Unfreakable 0

A lot better than last week.
 
2013-11-01 12:51:08 PM
woo! I actually made the top 10!

...now how long before I get booted?
 
2013-11-01 01:06:06 PM

somedude210: woo! I actually made the top 10!

...now how long before I get booted?


spaceelephant.com

: )
 
2013-11-01 01:13:26 PM

phlegmmo: somedude210: woo! I actually made the top 10!

...now how long before I get booted?

[spaceelephant.com image 620x486]

: )


yup, already gone... :( oh well, I made it. and I got the 8mil thread so it's been a good farking day for me
 
2013-11-01 01:26:46 PM

somedude210: phlegmmo: somedude210: woo! I actually made the top 10!

...now how long before I get booted?

[spaceelephant.com image 620x486]

: )

yup, already gone... :( oh well, I made it. and I got the 8mil thread so it's been a good farking day for me


It's all good, dude.  : )
 
2013-11-01 01:27:38 PM
Hard: 11 out of 11 correct, total points = 977 (123 seconds)
Easy: 9 out of 10 correct, total points = 824 (81 seconds)

But as the saying goes, close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, both of which are effective means of disposing of pumpkins. Thanks for a good one, quizzypeople.
/the hell we don't read that blurb anymore.
 
2013-11-01 01:43:23 PM
I'm #3! I'm #3
Top 10 scores for this quiz:
Twilight Farkle 977
texdent 897
dj_bigbird 841

I think I'll leave work early today and start drinking early in celebration. Go me!
 
2013-11-01 01:48:41 PM

Twilight Farkle: Hard: 11 out of 11 correct, total points = 977 (123 seconds)
Easy: 9 out of 10 correct, total points = 824 (81 seconds)

But as the saying goes, close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, both of which are effective means of disposing of pumpkins. Thanks for a good one, quizzypeople.
/the hell we don't read that blurb anymore.


Out of curiosity, which one did you miss?
 
2013-11-01 02:02:09 PM

phlegmmo: somedude210: woo! I actually made the top 10!

...now how long before I get booted?



: )


Lol
 
2013-11-01 02:06:06 PM
The equation isn't that messed up.  You see, women require time and money.
• Women = Time x Money
Everyone knows (Time = money)
• Women = Money x Money
Well Money is the root of all evil (Money = √evil)
• Women = (√evil)2 = |evil|

Women are absolute evil.  Math doesn't lie.
 
2013-11-01 02:07:21 PM
People who have money power and women have no business on fark.
 
2013-11-01 02:07:39 PM
Top 10 scores for this quiz:
Twilight Farkle977
Cordwainer Duck916
Gabrielmot902
texdent897
uncleacid868
dj_bigbird841
i.r.id10t818
shopball758
A Terrible Human750
Cagey B745

/sadly, not for long... and I would have had a higher score had I not mis-clicked.
//still, good luck everyone, I hope you all get 901.
 
2013-11-01 02:15:02 PM

show me:
Out of curiosity, which one did you miss?


#2 - I remembered the story, but remembered it incorrectly. I wasn't productive this week or anything, I was just wrong!
 
2013-11-01 02:17:44 PM
Holy crap I suck at this quiz usually (78 out of 11 is a red letter day for me) but this is my very time with a perfect score!
 
2013-11-01 02:18:10 PM

Twilight Farkle: Hard: 11 out of 11 correct, total points = 977 (123 seconds)
Easy: 9 out of 10 correct, total points = 824 (81 seconds)

But as the saying goes, close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, both of which are effective means of disposing of pumpkins. Thanks for a good one, quizzypeople.
/the hell we don't read that blurb anymore.


How the hell did you get the easy quiz wrong?

Good job
 
2013-11-01 02:19:40 PM
Curious question:  What's the theoretical highest score you can get in these?
 
2013-11-01 02:20:54 PM

Magorn: Holy crap I suck at this quiz usually (78 out of 11 is a red letter day for me) but this is my very time with a perfect score!


78 out of 11 is an outstanding score - if a bit unusual.
 
2013-11-01 02:32:51 PM
Almost a perfect score.....

Final Score:
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 925
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (94 seconds)
 
2013-11-01 02:33:43 PM
A lowly 596...
 
2013-11-01 02:39:13 PM
10 of 11 for 890.

Feeling s.m.r.t.
 
2013-11-01 02:56:50 PM
11/11 in 147 seconds for 953 points! I know my time on the board is limited, but I'll enjoy it while it lasts.
 
2013-11-01 02:59:58 PM
Not so bad...

Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 818
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (103 seconds)
 
2013-11-01 03:07:24 PM
Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 828
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (91 seconds)


Not bad, not bad.
 
2013-11-01 03:08:04 PM

GooberMcFly: Curious question:  What's the theoretical highest score you can get in these?


Theoretically, you could get 1100. But to do that you'd have to read and process all the questions instantaneously and get all the answers correct within the first second.
 
2013-11-01 03:11:51 PM
And for reference, when we first started, I used to answer all the questions as fast as I could to set the high score, just on a lark. I think that the best I ever did, knowing all the answers and taking it as fast as I could, was 1085 or something.
 
2013-11-01 03:14:31 PM
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2013-11-01 03:20:47 PM
Great headline.  Thanks, quizzinators.....always an easy pleasure to take the Fark Weekly Quiz.
 
2013-11-01 03:33:09 PM
10 out 11...928

I guessed on three of them.
 
2013-11-01 03:41:15 PM
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 734

bout my usual
 
2013-11-01 04:48:35 PM
If I had women, why would I want a Fark Quiz?
 
2013-11-01 05:27:26 PM
Hey, you finished! Here's your results:
Final Score:
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 879
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (149 seconds)

I think that is my best yet, even though time wise I am a dolt.
 
2013-11-01 07:24:41 PM
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 697
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (144 seconds)

Better than recent weeks. Staying away from TF paying off
 
2013-11-01 08:26:31 PM
too hard. will give up from here on
 
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