Kev: "Welcome to the big league! Bang! Bang! Okay, that's me with Baby Spice, that's me with Dermot O'Leary. That's me with Lesley Joseph..."
Autograph Store Clerk: "Have you got anything you're not in?"
Store Clerk: "It's less valuable with you."
daysofinspiration: Also, she says she wears diapers so she can piss herself if she needs to while she waiting to see a celebrity.
Hebalo: It's pretty cool, actually./Man there are a lot of bitter assed people on here today.
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