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(France 24)   Where's the last place in the world the Devil would look for a Nazi general who was one of the chief architects of the Holocaust?   (france24.com) divider line 59
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2013-11-01 12:13:08 PM
I'm not sure whether I'm more offended or amused at this news. On the one hand I understand the feeling of the cemetery being profaned by his presence, on the other hand, I can't think of something that would have mortified (pun intended) him more than spending eternity buried in the same grave as Jews. Also, the image of the afterlife cafeteria with all the old Jews laughing and schmoozing and the old Nazi sitting alone in the corner like some whiny emo kid amuses me.
 
2013-11-01 12:33:27 PM
They should move the outhouse on top of his grave
 
2013-11-01 01:38:00 PM
Mein Koffin.
 
2013-11-01 01:39:34 PM
This is the downside of not believing in hell. You can't believe these people are eternally roasting while Satan sodomizes them with a pineapple.
 
2013-11-01 01:40:38 PM
Being surrounded by Jews for all eternity would be the ultimate karma for him.
 
2013-11-01 01:41:18 PM
Dick Chennys organ bank?
 
2013-11-01 01:41:52 PM
10 best hiding places for a Nazi general who was one of the chief architects of the Holocaust


10. In the Israeli Knesset, calling other people "Nazis" and "genocidal maniacs"
09. Coaching a girl's volleyball team at a minor university in Wisconsin
08. Living with a gay priest on Craggy Island, Ireland
07. Smoky Back Room work at one of the Tea Party groups
06. President of Israel
05. Collecting tickets for the Small World Ride at Disney World
04. Running the Obamacare website a burger chain
02. Running the TSA
01. Fox and Friends
 
2013-11-01 01:42:11 PM
Naples, Florida
 
2013-11-01 01:43:00 PM
After viewing the article: Yeah, that one works too, but I think mine are funnier.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-11-01 01:44:14 PM

skinink: Mein Koffin.


Oh, that's a good one. Methinks I will recycle that one.
 
2013-11-01 01:44:18 PM
Germany?
 
2013-11-01 01:44:24 PM
The daily Fark WWII thread?
 
2013-11-01 01:45:11 PM
Is he safe?
 
2013-11-01 01:45:41 PM

Vectron: The daily Fark WWII thread?


YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!
 
2013-11-01 01:47:09 PM
In prison?
 
2013-11-01 01:47:38 PM
The leader of Germany's Jewish community, Dieter Graumann, needs to remember there are two times when who your next to doesn't matter. When you are in a crib, and when you are in a grave.
STFU and live and let die.
 
2013-11-01 01:48:18 PM
Surprised that the body didn't just burst into flames.
 
2013-11-01 01:49:33 PM
Burial commando?
 
2013-11-01 01:51:41 PM
So it apparently wasn't a big deal to anyone when they found him there in 1945. 

 But someone thinks it's a big deal now?

/sounds like an attention whore.
 
2013-11-01 01:52:24 PM
Tricksy Nazi.
 
2013-11-01 01:54:45 PM
Georgia. I hear that Nazi is quite the fiddle player, and we have very strict laws about that here.
 
2013-11-01 01:54:51 PM
Some Nazis were secretly Jewish, News at 11
 
2013-11-01 01:56:44 PM

nmrsnr: I'm not sure whether I'm more offended or amused at this news. On the one hand I understand the feeling of the cemetery being profaned by his presence, on the other hand, I can't think of something that would have mortified (pun intended) him more than spending eternity buried in the same grave as Jews. Also, the image of the afterlife cafeteria with all the old Jews laughing and schmoozing and the old Nazi sitting alone in the corner like some whiny emo kid amuses me.


THIS.
 
2013-11-01 01:57:28 PM
In a vat of soylent green meal?


/IT'S PEOPLE!!!
 
2013-11-01 01:59:31 PM
Burger King?
 
2013-11-01 01:59:57 PM

brantgoose: 10 best hiding places for a Nazi general who was one of the chief architects of the Holocaust


10. In the Israeli Knesset, calling other people "Nazis" and "genocidal maniacs"
09. Coaching a girl's volleyball team at a minor university in Wisconsin
08. Living with a gay priest on Craggy Island, Ireland
07. Smoky Back Room work at one of the Tea Party groups
06. President of Israel
05. Collecting tickets for the Small World Ride at Disney World
04. Running the Obamacare website a burger chain
02. Running the TSA
01. Fox and Friends


You forgot Illinois.
 
2013-11-01 02:01:12 PM
Exhume body, burn bones & scatter ashes?
 
2013-11-01 02:04:51 PM

brantgoose: 10 best hiding places for a Nazi general who was one of the chief architects of the Holocaust


10. In the Israeli Knesset, calling other people "Nazis" and "genocidal maniacs"
09. Coaching a girl's volleyball team at a minor university in Wisconsin
08. Living with a gay priest on Craggy Island, Ireland
07. Smoky Back Room work at one of the Tea Party groups
06. President of Israel
05. Collecting tickets for the Small World Ride at Disney World
04. Running the Obamacare website a burger chain
02. Running the TSA
01. Fox and Friends


You skipped #3
 
2013-11-01 02:07:23 PM
Huh. I did not see that coming.
 
2013-11-01 02:08:17 PM

Walker: Being surrounded by Jews for all eternity would be the ultimate karma for him.


Sounds like the Allied did this on purpose. To bad if the Jews don't like it I guess.
 
2013-11-01 02:13:04 PM
Whatever you've lost, it's always in the last place you look.

/have never continued looking after I've found something
 
2013-11-01 02:13:32 PM
You know who else was an architect?
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Ted Mosby
 
2013-11-01 02:16:25 PM
I did nazi that coming!
 
2013-11-01 02:23:01 PM

Rickenbacker: Burial commando?


Yep, they tunnel underground like bugsfarkinbunny and grab you by the ankles and drag you down to their lair.
Then, they kill you if you haven't died of fright.
 
2013-11-01 02:23:31 PM
At Sardi's?
 
2013-11-01 02:26:05 PM

SmackLT: They should move the outhouse on top of his grave
i keep telling the girlfriend that many of us here think alike.

 
2013-11-01 02:29:46 PM

vudukungfu: Rickenbacker: Burial commando?

Yep, they tunnel underground like bugsfarkinbunny and grab you by the ankles and drag you down to their lair.
Then, they kill you if you haven't died of fright.


So...they're like Seal Team Six Feet Under?
 
2013-11-01 02:33:38 PM
As I read that story the classical station on my satellite radio started playing the Schindler's list theme.  Weird.
 
2013-11-01 02:39:29 PM

vudukungfu: The leader of Germany's Jewish community, Dieter Graumann, needs to remember there are two times when who your next to doesn't matter. When you are in a crib, and when you are in a grave.
STFU and live and let die.


I'll agree on the grave, but I see you haven't played Evil Baby Orphanage yet...

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1334239018/evil-baby-orphanage-0
 
2013-11-01 02:49:31 PM

Tom_Slick: As I read that story the classical station on my satellite radio started playing the Schindler's list theme.  Weird.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-01 02:51:37 PM

Professor Science: brantgoose: 10 best hiding places for a Nazi general who was one of the chief architects of the Holocaust


10. In the Israeli Knesset, calling other people "Nazis" and "genocidal maniacs"
09. Coaching a girl's volleyball team at a minor university in Wisconsin
08. Living with a gay priest on Craggy Island, Ireland
07. Smoky Back Room work at one of the Tea Party groups
06. President of Israel
05. Collecting tickets for the Small World Ride at Disney World
04. Running the Obamacare website a burger chain
02. Running the TSA
01. Fox and Friends

You forgot Illinois.



Number 03, apparently.


/ also, i hate Illinois Nazis
 
2013-11-01 02:59:20 PM
albatros183:

Hey asshole, the politics tab if further down.
 
2013-11-01 03:04:27 PM
maxx2112: i398.photobucket.com

/ also, i hate Illinois Nazis
 
2013-11-01 03:35:37 PM
Don't worry, G-d will know his own people.
 
2013-11-01 04:27:03 PM

PunGent: I'll agree on the grave, but I see you haven't played Evil Baby Orphanage yet...

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1334239018/evil-baby-orphanage-0


Now you see. That just prove that when you go trolling, you never know what you will catch.
That looks cool. thanks.
 
2013-11-01 04:32:02 PM
Under a huppa while he gets hitched to his gay Jewish boy toy Dieter, in front of a chorus of Dieter's hissing boyfriends?
 
2013-11-01 04:40:06 PM

brantgoose: 101 best hiding places for a Nazi general who was one of the chief architects of the Holocaust

11. Brazil
10. In the Israeli Knesset, calling other people "Nazis" and "genocidal maniacs"
09. Coaching a girl's volleyball team at a minor university in Wisconsin
08. Living with a gay priest on Craggy Island, Ireland
07. Smoky Back Room work at one of the Tea Party groups
06. President of Israel
05. Collecting tickets for the Small World Ride at Disney World
04. Running the Obamacare website a burger chain
03: Illinois (Welcome, brant')
02. Running the TSA
01. Fox and Friends


/Taking the Police Girl and the Frenchman!
 
2013-11-01 04:55:09 PM
"Mueller's body was already found in August 1945 in a provisional grave near the former Reich's aviation ministry by a burial commando," he told Bild.

What sort of country fields a 'burial commando' division? ... Wait, what IS a burial commando?  My imagination is coming up with something like this:

Small groups of highly trained individuals, sent into graveyards under cover of night, who use their martial prowess to dig a grave, abduct the family or next-of-kin and bring them to the site, administer rites, fill in the plot, set up a coffee and tea service, shake hands or hug and express sentimental compassion, and then depart, leaving no trace of their presence but a single flower on the grave - all silently and with the greatest of stealth?

Though I guess in this case, they said the burial commando ~found~ the grave.  So it's a commando who hunts for burials?  I'm still pretty confused here.
 
2013-11-01 05:01:39 PM

quietwalker: Though I guess in this case, they said the burial commando ~found~ the grave. So it's a commando who hunts for burials? I'm still pretty confused here.

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I think you might have it, not all the nazi's that the nazi hunters hunted were alive, so there were special teams searching graveyards.
 
2013-11-01 05:18:49 PM

quietwalker: "Mueller's body was already found in August 1945 in a provisional grave near the former Reich's aviation ministry by a burial commando," he told Bild.

What sort of country fields a 'burial commando' division? ... Wait, what IS a burial commando?  My imagination is coming up with something like this:

Small groups of highly trained individuals, sent into graveyards under cover of night, who use their martial prowess to dig a grave, abduct the family or next-of-kin and bring them to the site, administer rites, fill in the plot, set up a coffee and tea service, shake hands or hug and express sentimental compassion, and then depart, leaving no trace of their presence but a single flower on the grave - all silently and with the greatest of stealth?

Though I guess in this case, they said the burial commando ~found~ the grave.  So it's a commando who hunts for burials?  I'm still pretty confused here.


It probably should have been spelled Kommando, German for "command", which would make sense if the grave was found by a Russian-organized German burial command.
 
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