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(Telegraph)   Heidi Klum decides to do the kittens a solid this year, shows up at her annual Halloween party in a costume you just can't fap to   (fashion.telegraph.co.uk) divider line 30
    More: Amusing, Heidi Klum, Halloween, costume party, costumes, Tippi Hedren, Lady Godiva, German model, marquee  
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2013-11-01 10:37:07 AM  
Challenge acce.... oh.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-11-01 10:38:54 AM  
Even less arousing than my sister with gray hair and a moustache.
 
2013-11-01 10:59:05 AM  

flucto: Challenge acce.... oh.


img.fark.net
 
2013-11-01 11:03:49 AM  
The problem is that you *know* right now someone is out there thinking "FINALLY" and getting ready to "Charge the Hoveround" to that picture.
 
2013-11-01 11:08:58 AM  
Jokes on you subby. I have a geriatric fetish.
 
2013-11-01 11:09:25 AM  
She did show a lot more skin than last year, though. :)
 
2013-11-01 11:17:40 AM  
You underestimate your Farkers, sir!
 
2013-11-01 11:21:36 AM  
A cross between the Emperor and Helen Mirren? I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-11-01 11:30:01 AM  
She's not that impressive. Her makeup artists are the impressive ones. She just happened to pay them money.

/I'm not saying she's not hot.
 
2013-11-01 11:33:19 AM  
When I submitted this headline I had but two hopes: one is that it would go green and two was that the intial person to add a comment to this thread would write some variant on "challenge accepted"  you farkers never fail to disappoint
 
2013-11-01 11:37:50 AM  

Remarkable_Anus: She's not that impressive. Her makeup artists are the impressive ones. She just happened to pay them money.

/I'm not saying she's not hot.


Yes of course those were pro make-up artists (and ones who would be a slam dunk to win an Oscar, or at least "Face off" ) but I would argue she's VERY impressive for picking this costume.     To be willing to face up to the inevitability of aging, and even have that "old lady" look associated with her, is a VERY daring thin g for her.  She's a supermodel for farks sake, her entire living is based on being beautiful and youthful, and she was willing to publicly remind people she is actually getting older and no one stay beautiful forever.   I actually respect her a lot for that..
 
2013-11-01 11:41:27 AM  

Magorn: Remarkable_Anus: She's not that impressive. Her makeup artists are the impressive ones. She just happened to pay them money.

/I'm not saying she's not hot.

Yes of course those were pro make-up artists (and ones who would be a slam dunk to win an Oscar, or at least "Face off" ) but I would argue she's VERY impressive for picking this costume.     To be willing to face up to the inevitability of aging, and even have that "old lady" look associated with her, is a VERY daring thin g for her.  She's a supermodel for farks sake, her entire living is based on being beautiful and youthful, and she was willing to publicly remind people she is actually getting older and no one stay beautiful forever.   I actually respect her a lot for that..


This.
 
2013-11-01 11:50:38 AM  
Too young, and her knees aren't boney enough.
 
2013-11-01 12:09:13 PM  

Magorn: Remarkable_Anus: She's not that impressive. Her makeup artists are the impressive ones. She just happened to pay them money.

/I'm not saying she's not hot.

Yes of course those were pro make-up artists (and ones who would be a slam dunk to win an Oscar, or at least "Face off" ) but I would argue she's VERY impressive for picking this costume.     To be willing to face up to the inevitability of aging, and even have that "old lady" look associated with her, is a VERY daring thin g for her.  She's a supermodel for farks sake, her entire living is based on being beautiful and youthful, and she was willing to publicly remind people she is actually getting older and no one stay beautiful forever.   I actually respect her a lot for that..


What will impress me is if she doesn't choose some sort of procedure to keep from looking like this. My hunch is she will do what it takes to remain looking as youthful as possible. She'll never look like this costume ever....
 
2013-11-01 12:17:40 PM  
Is subby implying he was able to fap to this?:

i830.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-01 12:34:49 PM  

grinding_journalist: Is subby implying he was able to fap to this?:

[i830.photobucket.com image 300x400]


...Who wouldn't?
 
2013-11-01 12:49:29 PM  

Magorn: Remarkable_Anus: She's not that impressive. Her makeup artists are the impressive ones. She just happened to pay them money.

/I'm not saying she's not hot.

Yes of course those were pro make-up artists (and ones who would be a slam dunk to win an Oscar, or at least "Face off" ) but I would argue she's VERY impressive for picking this costume.     To be willing to face up to the inevitability of aging, and even have that "old lady" look associated with her, is a VERY daring thin g for her.  She's a supermodel for farks sake, her entire living is based on being beautiful and youthful, and she was willing to publicly remind people she is actually getting older and no one stay beautiful forever.   I actually respect her a lot for that..


Let's not call the race for the Nobel Peace Price over quite yet.
 
2013-11-01 12:51:53 PM  
Oh great....now it's the 'Sexy Old Lady' costume.  Is nothing safe from the 'sexy'?
 
mhd
2013-11-01 12:52:09 PM  

grinding_journalist: Is subby implying he was able to fap to this?:



i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-01 01:18:25 PM  

grinding_journalist: Is subby implying he was able to fap to this?:

[i830.photobucket.com image 300x400]


Rubbed it raw to that!
 
2013-11-01 01:24:22 PM  
 
2013-11-01 01:31:44 PM  
The term "doing a solid" is just plain flawed. In plumbing, the polite term for a turd is a "solid", and pipe is often referred to the size of a solid that could be passed. Therefore, "doing a solid" means taking a shiat.
 
2013-11-01 02:01:51 PM  

Wile_E_Canuck: grinding_journalist: Is subby implying he was able to fap to this?:

[i830.photobucket.com image 300x400]

...Who wouldn't?


But where will it put the lotion?
 
2013-11-01 02:20:52 PM  
Finally definitive proof that models are all just photoshopped to no longer resemble their true selves.
 
2013-11-01 02:31:52 PM  

neilbradley: The term "doing a solid" is just plain flawed. In plumbing, the polite term for a turd is a "solid", and pipe is often referred to the size of a solid that could be passed. Therefore, "doing a solid" means taking a shiat.


Big fan of German porn, are you?
 
2013-11-01 05:51:20 PM  
She's a sick fark.
 
2013-11-01 07:47:28 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: She's a sick fark.


You gotta appreciate her love for elaborate costumes, though.
 
2013-11-01 10:15:01 PM  
She's not my cup of tea, but I have to respect her enthusiasm and creativity when it comes to Halloween. She doesn't fark around, and it's kind of impressive.
 
2013-11-01 11:04:07 PM  
ris.fashion.telegraph.co.uk
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2013-11-02 03:36:08 AM  

Wile_E_Canuck: grinding_journalist: Is subby implying he was able to fap to this?:

[i830.photobucket.com image 300x400]

...Who wouldn't?


I always find the skin too fatty for my tastes.
 
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