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(CNN)   Despite all the problems with its initial rollout, there's one group of people in America that's crazy over Obamacare: Sex workers   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, obamacare, sex workers, cat-and-mouse game, u.s. healthcare, voter registration, sexually transmitted infections, insurance exchange  
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2013-11-01 10:39:43 AM  
8 votes:
Does that include young, male sex workers?

That might be just the thing to bring Republicans to the fold.
2013-11-01 11:18:14 AM  
7 votes:
Unlike some people, sex workers aren't all judgemental about the obamacare website constantly going down.
2013-11-01 12:09:40 PM  
2 votes:

dmaestaz: The Democrat party needs to hurry up and make pro Obamacare commercials using these sex workers and make a commercial.

/It could say something like "If its good enough for a prostitute, it's good enough for you citizen!"

If you licked it then you should have put your finger in it.
2013-11-01 11:49:57 AM  
2 votes:
So people who are used to getting screwed, don't have a problem with it.

/sorry couldn't resist.
//low hanging fruit and all that shiat
///still a bit hungover from judging the beer brewing competition at work yesterday.
2013-11-01 10:57:44 AM  
2 votes:

2013-11-01 10:07:50 AM  
2 votes:
Well this is a terrible idea, because those filthy whores aren't people, and shouldn't be treated as such.
2013-11-01 01:49:56 PM  
1 vote:

meanmutton: "In the all-cash, off-the-books sex industry, workers can be particularly high risk and insurance is often out of reach."

So, because they lie about their income, they're able to get government subsidies?

Wait, this thread is about Romney now?
2013-11-01 01:20:23 PM  
1 vote:

elysive: I think it's great that they're getting healthcare, but did anyone notice that the pre-subsidy costs were pretty much the same for Obamacare and private insurance? I hate to point out that it's easy to qualify for low income tax credits when you dont report your income.

/Obamacare, affordable for prostitutes so long as prostitution is illegal

Yes, but you see it's offset by the fact that because their profession is illegal, they cannot deduct the cost of their lubes, condoms, ointments, creams, dildos, floggers, riding crops, nurse outfits, librarian outfits, schoolma'arm outfits, rubber gloves, lube applicators, buttplugs, handcuffs, rope, fishing nets, ping-pong paddles, fraternity paddles, canoe paddles, defibrillator paddles, enema bags, enema tubes, enema nozzles, Nestle's Instant Enema-In-A-Minute® Mix, Mug Root Beer (for enemas), leather hoods, leather gloves, leather cod-pieces, male-chastity devices, male-chastity device cleanser...

The list goes on. This profession may have minimal start-up costs but if you have any intention of being more than a dilettante, you should invest in quality equipment and lots of it..
2013-11-01 12:48:16 PM  
1 vote:

shirtsbyeric: So are they going to raise their prices now?

I heard they got their hours reduced to part time hours.
2013-11-01 12:37:01 PM  
1 vote:

Fjornir: hasn't met a whore, yet, who could abide giving anyone credit.

2013-11-01 12:32:59 PM  
1 vote:

Clemkadidlefark: /f*ck it

Yes! That's your answer. That's your answer for everything! Tattoo it on your forehead!
2013-11-01 10:57:34 AM  
1 vote:
I would think just in privacy concerns alone, sex workers might avoid Obamacare. I mean, their biggest customers are usually politicians, and now politicians can know which whores have the herpes...

Wait, I think I just explained why Obamacare was passed...
2013-11-01 10:55:40 AM  
1 vote:

what_now: Well this is a terrible idea, because those filthy whores aren't people, and shouldn't be treated as such.

I think Jesus thought along those lines...
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