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(International Business Times)   Sometimes you gotta feel sorry for those Mexico drug lords. They spend a year building an underground cocaine railway into California and the customs killjoys go and spoil their fun   ( divider line
    More: Sad, San Diego, Mexico, Tijuana, smuggling tunnels  
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2013-11-01 09:13:52 AM  
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In other business news, the Sinaloa Drug Cartel reported lower than expected earnings this quarter due to a major drug tunnel being discovered.
"We are saddend by the news of our state-of-the-art drug transfer system being compromised but we are looking to the next quarter with hopes of recovery.  Our product is still in high demands and we have other means of transporting our products to our consumers."  said CEO of the Sinaloa Drug Cartel, Boss X.

"We we'll be offsetting some profits in the next quarter as we exact revenge on those who narced on us.  Bullets and machetes are not cheap."

Sinaloa Drug Cartel closed 5% down on the Underground Profiteering Network yesterday.
2013-11-01 09:04:26 AM  
2 votes:
Actually, Eric Holder dug it himself to transport guns, it just became dual purpose when the cartel offered him a 10% discount on blow.
2013-11-01 09:01:44 AM  
1 vote:
better call Saul... of the Mole Men.
2013-11-01 09:01:02 AM  
1 vote:
They found Tom. Dick is full of sand. It's up to Harry.

/as before, not remotely obscure
2013-11-01 09:00:13 AM  
1 vote:
I feel no sorrow for anyone profiting on drugs.

/hates drug abuse
/likes sarcastic fark headlines.
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