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(WTVR)   When you picture the guy who would shoot someone on Halloween night and cause an entire neighborhood to go into lockdown, this is EXACTLY the guy you picture   (wtvr.com) divider line 54
    More: Scary, Halloween night, Halloween, apartment complex, Fredericksburg, lockdowns, Virginia State Police  
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19307 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Nov 2013 at 11:10 AM (24 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-01 10:45:10 AM
I was close but would have gone with younger looking hothead on a guess.
 
2013-11-01 10:55:59 AM

edmo: I was close but would have gone with younger looking hothead on a guess.


I was thinking Zimmerman.

/drink
 
2013-11-01 11:12:25 AM
Close, I didn't picture the tattoo
 
2013-11-01 11:14:01 AM
That is an AB punishment tattoo.
 
2013-11-01 11:14:47 AM
http://wtvr.com/2013/10/31/fredericksburg-community-on-lockdown-very- d angerous-situation/

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
 
2013-11-01 11:16:30 AM
aaand it's going to be one of those days, izzit?


DRINK!
 
2013-11-01 11:18:47 AM
"The location is just a little over a mile away from the University of Mary Washington."

I'm a little surprised the headline wasn't "Mass Shooting On University Campus"
 
2013-11-01 11:20:32 AM
I thought of this guy:

www.phodiction.com
 
2013-11-01 11:21:41 AM
Poor Impulse Control
 
2013-11-01 11:22:09 AM
Apparently there was a standoff in a trailer park across town yesterday that involved the FBI. I'll have to grab a paper to see what happened when I go out later... was hoping that this article was about that.

/Pierre, SD
//god help me escape...
 
2013-11-01 11:23:17 AM
freedom wins again!
 
2013-11-01 11:23:22 AM
He was not dressed as a clown.  I imagined someone dressed as a clown.

You suck at this game, subby.
 
2013-11-01 11:26:30 AM
Naw, I would have worked in the words "Meth", "neo-Nazi" and "turned in by his ex-wife".
 
2013-11-01 11:27:21 AM
Cincinnati had one last night too. But then again Cincinnati has one every other night these days.
 
2013-11-01 11:27:53 AM
Your head is a bird, your argument is invalid.
 
Rat
2013-11-01 11:28:09 AM
Not much of a costume.

©
 
2013-11-01 11:29:39 AM
Are you telling me that the sort of person who gets giant face tattoos might not make the best life choices? Is that what you're implying, subby?
 
2013-11-01 11:30:58 AM
Ahhhh, nothing like seeing your hometown/place of residence on Fark......
 
2013-11-01 11:32:04 AM
Let me guess... middle-aged white guy who's been whacked in the face with the ugly stick a few times?

*click*

Yup.

/carry on
 
2013-11-01 11:34:02 AM
He reminds me a lot of Charles Manson.  Got the same crazy eyes.
 
2013-11-01 11:36:45 AM

Lee451: Ahhhh, nothing like seeing your hometown/place of residence on Fark......


I knew he'd be a farker! So what drove you to shoot the other guy twice, and why wouldn't you just surrender immediately to the cops?
 
2013-11-01 11:38:43 AM

Cold_Sassy: He reminds me a lot of Charles Manson.  Got the same crazy eyes.


All the lousy little poets comin round trying to sound like Charlie Manson.
 
2013-11-01 11:43:01 AM
Nice Tat
 
2013-11-01 11:51:54 AM
Cletus MopharkUpp.
 
2013-11-01 11:52:54 AM
Yep, face tattoos the mark of a morons.
 
2013-11-01 11:57:05 AM
I was expecting it to be a black guy because those people can't control themselves and just can't seem to be able to live in a civil society. But I have to admit this guy looks like he might be a bit unstable himself.
 
2013-11-01 11:57:33 AM
So many questions: 1) Can we see the sign for the Fredericksburg Police Department one more time,
                                     please?
                                 2) The University of Mary Washington?  When did he dump Martha?
                                 3) The face or forehead tattoo, when did that become a chic fashion statement?
 
2013-11-01 12:00:11 PM
why did they leave the whiteface on for the mugshot?
 
2013-11-01 12:05:37 PM
That eagle wasn't crying tears of pure patriotism.
 
2013-11-01 12:08:12 PM

Lee451: Ahhhh, nothing like seeing your hometown/place of residence on Fark......


Got a wonder what that guy's Fark screen name is?
 
2013-11-01 12:10:56 PM
I am truly surprised there isn't a law that says anyone getting a eagle tattooed across their forehead shall be immediately set to prison.
 
2013-11-01 12:14:28 PM

Thisbymaster: Yep, face tattoos the mark of a morons.



ftfy
/runs away
 
2013-11-01 12:17:30 PM

Cold_Sassy: He reminds me a lot of Charles Manson.  Got the same crazy eyes.


Yup. Nothing going on behind them except crazy shiat.
 
2013-11-01 12:18:07 PM
Tom Segura says it better than I could
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjyvZ-nMUfQ
 
2013-11-01 12:23:02 PM

ChipNASA: Poor Impulse Control


That's an eagle on his forehead, not a raven.
 
2013-11-01 12:23:33 PM
Never Forget!
 
2013-11-01 12:24:12 PM
Freedom ForeheadTM
 
2013-11-01 12:33:12 PM
man that looks 'shoppped
 
2013-11-01 01:42:30 PM
"Police evacuated some neighbors who lived next to Bailey and ordered other neighbors to stay inside their apartments."

The police don't have the authority to tell people to stay inside. Except in leftwing Maryland, I guess. Another win for fascist cops.
 
2013-11-01 01:54:51 PM

the_sidewinder: Close, I didn't picture the tattoo


bingo
 
2013-11-01 02:00:16 PM
I though face tattoo but look like a decently done face tattoo.  I was thinking more scratching and less decent line work.  Not great by any means but not as trailer park/jailhouse level as I thought

/not saying face tattoos are good, saying that tattoo is not bad work
//teardrops on the dude are bad work
///could be that bad, can't tell because of the pixels
 
2013-11-01 02:02:27 PM
I pictured a shaggier beard and hair, but the eyes are dead on.
 
2013-11-01 02:04:23 PM
Is his forehead tattoo a bit off center, or is it just the camera angle?

That's driving me a bit nuts...
 
2013-11-01 02:05:23 PM

TheSwissNavy: "Police evacuated some neighbors who lived next to Bailey and ordered other neighbors to stay inside their apartments."

The police don't have the authority to tell people to stay inside. Except in leftwing Maryland, I guess. Another win for fascist cops.


Byline: FREDERICKSBURG, Va. (WTVR )

Guess you didn't look at the first LINE of the article?
 
2013-11-01 02:19:44 PM
That's pretty much what I was expecting, except for the tattoo.  NO ONE expects a tattoo like that.
 
2013-11-01 02:31:19 PM
I wasn't even close. I was picturing someone who looked more like this:

i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-01 02:35:18 PM
Or maybe this:

i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-01 02:58:44 PM
Wrong! I imagined him obese and with a huge beard.
 
2013-11-01 03:10:06 PM

TheSwissNavy: "Police evacuated some neighbors who lived next to Bailey and ordered other neighbors to stay inside their apartments."

The police don't have the authority to tell people to stay inside. Except in leftwing Maryland, I guess. Another win for fascist cops.


no, they have the RESPONSIBILITY to tell people to stay inside so they don't SHOOT them.  and evacuate the neighbors who could be shot since apparently the psycho next door was just randomly shooting things...

so, recap.  thin apartment walls: anything in joystick range on an atari=get out.  anything in building beyond that = if you're home stay put, we don't want him or us to shoot you

/stop trolling.
 
2013-11-01 05:45:30 PM

dittybopper: http://wtvr.com/2013/10/31/fredericksburg-community-on-lockdown-very- d angerous-situation/

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?


We're sending a squad up.

/Oh my gawd, I almost responded with "What's your operating number?" TOO EARLY. I need to watch it again soon....
 
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