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(LiveLeak)   Someone who speaks Korean, please tell us this Best Korea news story is mistranslated. We know they're three fries short of a happy meal, but they can't be this delusional   (liveleak.com) divider line 69
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2013-11-01 03:06:08 AM  
floating traffice platforms? wtf!
 
2013-11-01 03:26:05 AM  
I don't know if they are "the finest traffic police in the world," but they're probably the cutest.
 
2013-11-01 05:52:19 AM  
Has the Dear Leader invented the satire web site?
 
2013-11-01 06:36:22 AM  
That was some fine work there. The original story probably about the new umbrellas for the traffic ladies. More than likely, the Dear Leader did come up with it.
 
2013-11-01 06:55:08 AM  
How in the world did they get enough fuel for all those cars?

NK streets are deserted due to critical shortages of gasoline
 
2013-11-01 07:11:55 AM  
A weapon to misdirect enemy supply convoys?!

Beware, 6th Army!  Don't be fooled by Norks in floating traffic platforms while driving in Germany.
 
2013-11-01 07:19:49 AM  
www.combatreform.org
Do you know who else designed airborne assault traffic platforms?
 
2013-11-01 07:25:59 AM  
It's all just a MONEY-MAKING SCAM by the GUBBMINT handing out TICKETS and it will CAUSE MORE ACCIDENTS
 
2013-11-01 07:29:31 AM  
Their new high visibility uniform compliments the lightning rod umbrella. Since N Korean men are impotent, they can hire big breasted women to act like traffic cops. "Dear Leader has small pee-pee" was the comment at 5:54
 
2013-11-01 07:30:13 AM  
Why don't we ask our buddy, the one with the HAM radio?  Because he can talk to ALL the Koreas.

/EAT LIKE THAT GUY YOU KNOW
//made some of the rotini and cheese last night - Mrs. Samurai demanded I make it more often
 
2013-11-01 07:32:01 AM  
i151.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-01 08:08:26 AM  
That's old
 
2013-11-01 08:31:20 AM  
And Mr. Carlson says, "As God is my witness, I thought Best Korean traffic girls could fly."
 
2013-11-01 08:32:45 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Why don't we ask our buddy, the one with the HAM radio?  Because he can talk to ALL the Koreas.

/EAT LIKE THAT GUY YOU KNOW
//made some of the rotini and cheese last night - Mrs. Samurai demanded I make it more often


Actually, no he can't, because Best Korea has no licensed ham radio operators, and operation there by foreigners is extremely rare.  Last time it was permitted was in 2002.

Very, very rarely, they get permission, and it's a big deal in the ham community because Best Korea is a very, very, *VERY* rare country.

I've been doing ham radio for 23 years now, and I've gotten most countries, but I haven't even *HEARD* Best Korea, much less made a contact there.

/Love that commercial, though.
 
2013-11-01 08:33:16 AM  

cman: How in the world did they get enough fuel for all those cars?

NK streets are deserted due to critical shortages of gasoline


It's part of the propaganda. There's a couple good videos out that journalists made focusing on it. A couple from the BBC. The one where VICE took the Globetrotters and Dennis Rodman is really good too. (Also enlightens us about Rodman's involvement). Netflix has a couple really good ones too.
 
2013-11-01 08:48:38 AM  
It doesn't seem to be North Korean. There's not a single Korean letter visible (in the high quality part), only Chinese letters which aren't even in use in North Korea anymore.
 
2013-11-01 08:51:50 AM  
Next, Kim Jong Un will giggle hysterically and say "Now, make then naked!"

/keep the hat
 
2013-11-01 08:57:30 AM  
It's like someone read 1984 and said "what a wonderful idea for a society!"
 
2013-11-01 08:59:18 AM  
That's either a false translation or the best SNL sketch.
 
2013-11-01 09:05:56 AM  

dittybopper: UNC_Samurai: Why don't we ask our buddy, the one with the HAM radio?  Because he can talk to ALL the Koreas.

/EAT LIKE THAT GUY YOU KNOW
//made some of the rotini and cheese last night - Mrs. Samurai demanded I make it more often

Actually, no he can't, because Best Korea has no licensed ham radio operators, and operation there by foreigners is extremely rare.  Last time it was permitted was in 2002.

Very, very rarely, they get permission, and it's a big deal in the ham community because Best Korea is a very, very, *VERY* rare country.

I've been doing ham radio for 23 years now, and I've gotten most countries, but I haven't even *HEARD* Best Korea, much less made a contact there.

/Love that commercial, though.


VoK is only on shortwave, then?
 
2013-11-01 09:07:44 AM  
Clearly a satire. When the ladies started saying they were so excited the needed a cigarette and needed to pee, it was clear it was a joke. If it had been real, they would have said that they are so happy they will starve themselves so the Dear Leader can get fat, kill his ex wives and snort coke with Dennis Rodman.
 
2013-11-01 09:36:14 AM  
Why is she speaking in Chinese?
 
2013-11-01 09:37:45 AM  

UNC_Samurai: VoK is only on shortwave, then?


Don't mistake professional broadcasting with amateur radio.  Both can use shortwave frequencies, or not, depending on what they are licensed for.
 
2013-11-01 10:13:32 AM  
Hey Subby, all those 'Hitler in the bunker' videos are accurately translated too.

Trolled.
 
2013-11-01 10:31:11 AM  
Okey I give why no traffic lights?
 
2013-11-01 10:31:57 AM  
What is the point of those traffic girls anyway?  It has never seemed to me that they are doing anything to actually direct traffic and I can't tell if the drivers are actually responding to their dancing or whatever.

Unless the point is just to remind folks that government agents are literally everywhere.  In which case, well done.
 
2013-11-01 10:52:55 AM  
I am going to pee any second now.
 
2013-11-01 11:05:55 AM  
Next step: FORM TRAFFIC COP VOLTRON!!!
 
2013-11-01 11:07:16 AM  
Basic translation is correct.. there ARE A COUPLE/FEW minor mistakes like magnet = magnetic and such which are not very relevant to the story, and common mistakes to anyone who is not a seasoned translator or hasn't studied/spoken a language for quite a few years (or only took it for 2 years in college just to get a few credits).

One major flaw was in the GPS.. honestly have NO idea wth he said, but it was not GPS, altho is may be something entirely new in their terms that just doesn't translate and I am not familiar with (Like trying to translate a fast food shop speciality name... just their special name for GPS).

You're very welcome!/coughs bs
 
2013-11-01 11:21:37 AM  
"Airborne Traffic Division"  That is farking classic.  And Yes subby, they are that delusional.
 
2013-11-01 11:47:31 AM  
Old YouTube hits recycled

It was directly or indirectly pieced together from the PyongyangTrafficGirls channel.  Much of it comes from the below vid which contains the "want a cigarette" and "need to pee" lines.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-hyVzTVDLg
img.youtube.com
Pyongyang Traffic Girls From The Sky by PyongyangTrafficGirls - 456,719 views
Uploaded on Aug 23, 2009
Are Pyongyang Traffic Girls floating down from the sky?
http://www.PyongyangTrafficGirls.com
 
2013-11-01 11:52:02 AM  

cman: How in the world did they get enough fuel for all those cars?

NK streets are deserted due to critical shortages of gasoline


Never been there, and likely won't ever go there.

Feel bad for the virtual slaves to this right-wing blowhard. I was hoping he'd (unlike daddy) relax things and start seeing the advantages of greater freedom for his people. Like all pants pooping right-wing cowards, he's chosen the old path, the conservative path.
 
2013-11-01 11:54:52 AM  
They must have intelligence agents that venture into the free world and come back to report how stupid they look to us, right?
 
2013-11-01 12:45:52 PM  

Crewmannumber6: They must have intelligence agents that venture into the free world and come back to report how stupid they look to us, right?


As long as their own people eat up the propaganda, why would they care what the rest of the world thinks?
 
2013-11-01 01:01:33 PM  
FAKE. Best KOrea has no traffic. Unless you count the few Horse drawn buggies meandering through the city.
 
2013-11-01 01:02:06 PM  

Anthracite: Okey I give why no traffic lights?


Limited electricity.


blogs.scientificamerican.com
 
2013-11-01 01:14:21 PM  
i.imgur.com

I bet Dear Leader would love to see that
 
2013-11-01 02:07:51 PM  

inglixthemad: cman: How in the world did they get enough fuel for all those cars?

NK streets are deserted due to critical shortages of gasoline

Never been there, and likely won't ever go there.

Feel bad for the virtual slaves to this right-wing blowhard. I was hoping he'd (unlike daddy) relax things and start seeing the advantages of greater freedom for his people. Like all pants pooping right-wing cowards, he's chosen the old path, the conservative path.


You know that by definition, communism is left-wing, and if there is anything close to a communist nation on this Earth, it's North Korea.

So either you're really, really dumb, or you could just be trolling.  Or both.
 
2013-11-01 02:08:58 PM  

I'm Hungry!: Crewmannumber6: They must have intelligence agents that venture into the free world and come back to report how stupid they look to us, right?

As long as their own people eat up the propaganda, why would they care what the rest of the world thinks?


Not only that, but countries like that tend to shoot people who tell the truth, so there really is no percentage in it.
 
2013-11-01 02:51:21 PM  
Next years hot Halloween costume- Sexy Nork Traffic Cop.
 
2013-11-01 03:07:27 PM  

dittybopper: if there is anything close to a communist nation on this Earth, it's North Korea


Communism implies shared ownership, not single-person ownership.

If anything, North Korea is totalitarian.
 
2013-11-01 03:22:45 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: dittybopper: if there is anything close to a communist nation on this Earth, it's North Korea

Communism implies shared ownership, not single-person ownership.

If anything, North Korea is totalitarian.


Yeah, there's nothing in Marx's philosophy that states leadership much be passed down from father to son. N. Korea is a monarchic dictatorship.
 
2013-11-01 03:27:34 PM  

dittybopper: UNC_Samurai: Why don't we ask our buddy, the one with the HAM radio?  Because he can talk to ALL the Koreas.
/EAT LIKE THAT GUY YOU KNOW
//made some of the rotini and cheese last night - Mrs. Samurai demanded I make it more often

Actually, no he can't, because Best Korea has no licensed ham radio operators, and operation there by foreigners is extremely rare.  Last time it was permitted was in 2002.
Very, very rarely, they get permission, and it's a big deal in the ham community because Best Korea is a very, very, *VERY* rare country.
I've been doing ham radio for 23 years now, and I've gotten most countries, but I haven't even *HEARD* Best Korea, much less made a contact there.
/Love that commercial, though.


Um.
OK, then.

"dah-dah-dah-di-di-dit   dah-di-di-di-di-dah  dah-dah-dah"
 
Ant
2013-11-01 03:41:07 PM  

inglixthemad: Feel bad for the virtual slaves to this right-wing blowhard. I was hoping he'd (unlike daddy) relax things and start seeing the advantages of greater freedom for his people. Like all pants pooping right-wing cowards, he's chosen the old path, the conservative path.


In before someone who doesn't know the meaning of either "right-wing" or "conservative" corrects you by saying that Kim Jong Un couldn't possibly be right-wing or conservative because communism.
 
Ant
2013-11-01 03:41:57 PM  

dittybopper: You know that by definition, communism is left-wing


or maybe not
 
Ant
2013-11-01 03:44:56 PM  

dittybopper: You know that by definition, communism is left-wing


Support of the establishment is by definition right-wing and conservative. In NK, Kim Jong Un is a right-wing authoritarian and a conservative.
 
2013-11-01 03:47:52 PM  
Communism is  a red herring
 
2013-11-01 04:01:57 PM  

inglixthemad: cman: How in the world did they get enough fuel for all those cars?

NK streets are deserted due to critical shortages of gasoline

Never been there, and likely won't ever go there.

Feel bad for the virtual slaves to this right-wing blowhard. I was hoping he'd (unlike daddy) relax things and start seeing the advantages of greater freedom for his people. Like all pants pooping right-wing cowards, he's chosen the old path, the conservative path.


dittybopper: inglixthemad: cman: How in the world did they get enough fuel for all those cars?

NK streets are deserted due to critical shortages of gasoline

Never been there, and likely won't ever go there.

Feel bad for the virtual slaves to this right-wing blowhard. I was hoping he'd (unlike daddy) relax things and start seeing the advantages of greater freedom for his people. Like all pants pooping right-wing cowards, he's chosen the old path, the conservative path.

You know that by definition, communism is left-wing, and if there is anything close to a communist nation on this Earth, it's North Korea.

So either you're really, really dumb, or you could just be trolling.  Or both.


Stop it

Both of you stop it

There is a nation out there in which many people live miserable lives where death would be preferable, and we are caught up in the political spectrum blame game? What the fark? How can you guys be such assholes? We are too caught up in our own damn pissing match that we no longer really care about helping others.

I am not saying we should go to war against North Korea. All I am saying is that there is a bigger farking picture over conservatards v libtards
 
2013-11-01 04:03:41 PM  

sandbar67: [i.imgur.com image 571x428]

I bet Dear Leader would love to see that


nttawwt
www.computerworld.com
 
2013-11-01 04:26:06 PM  
Replace those intersections with roundabouts, and those girls' jobs will no longer be needed.

Just a bit of paint, et voila!
 
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