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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Billy Joel to ring in New Year's Eve in Brooklyn. You've been warned   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 15
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2013-11-01 09:03:34 AM
Warned? Is he driving there?
 
2013-11-01 09:23:40 AM
If you said you'd go out with me tonight
Folks would ask if your head was screwed on tight
Though I'm a nice guy
Most chicks would rather die
Than date me 'cause I have a
Face like Billy Joel
Whoa, oh oh oh
Face like Billy Joel
Whoa, oh oh oh
Face like Billy Joel
etc.
 
2013-11-01 10:17:22 AM
just take his car keys and we'll be ok.
 
2013-11-01 10:26:08 AM

ManateeGag: just take his car keys and we'll be ok.


 BUT WHAT IF HIS CAR HAS A KEYESS START FUNCTION?!?
 
2013-11-01 10:54:39 AM
Billy Joel. Can I get to tell the story again about how he came into my newspaper office in Bridgehampton, Long Island, New York and and requested to use the bathroom, was in there for quite a while, land left the building? I had to take a whizz and walked into a fog of hellish, foul, and acrid Joel-gas, the likes of which had never entered my nostrils before or since.
 
2013-11-01 11:21:20 AM

drongozone: Billy Joel. Can I get to tell the story again about how he came into my newspaper office in Bridgehampton, Long Island, New York and and requested to use the bathroom, was in there for quite a while, land left the building? I had to take a whizz and walked into a fog of hellish, foul, and acrid Joel-gas, the likes of which had never entered my nostrils before or since.


He beefs?
 
2013-11-01 11:26:35 AM

ManateeGag: just take his car keys and we'll be ok.


I read an interview with Joel in the New York Times and, well, consider the source, but in it he says his accidents were not related to drunk driving.  So either he's in denial or he's a terrible driver.

I saw Joel once in Boston.  Between songs he just started shouting into the microphone a bunch of unrelated words for 30 seconds straight.  It's hazy and maybe it made sense to someone else, but it felt like he was shouting:
cheese whiz, show pony, door bell, car wash!  Deaf girl, light tower, monkey, Paris!!!!  Tree climber, karate fight, Jeff Daniels, coffee cup!

Then he went on to the next song as if nothing had happened.  Silly drunk.
 
2013-11-01 12:02:24 PM

drongozone: Billy Joel. Can I get to tell the story again about how he came into my newspaper office in Bridgehampton, Long Island, New York and and requested to use the bathroom, was in there for quite a while, land left the building? I had to take a whizz and walked into a fog of hellish, foul, and acrid Joel-gas, the likes of which had never entered my nostrils before or since.


So, what you're saying is that following Billy Joel into a bathroom can give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack?
 
2013-11-01 12:10:16 PM

Nana's Vibrator: So either he's in denial or he's a terrible driver.


he could just be a shiatty driver.  he's from new york after all and the people in this area (Northern NJ/NYC) and even eastern PA are a bunch of farking retards on the road.
 
2013-11-01 12:12:12 PM

ManateeGag: Nana's Vibrator: So either he's in denial or he's a terrible driver.

he could just be a shiatty driver.  he's from new york after all and the people in this area (Northern NJ/NYC) and even eastern PA are a bunch of farking retards on the road.


You may be right. He may be crazy.
 
2013-11-01 12:13:00 PM

Sybarite: Warned? Is he driving there?


Nice. I thought Miracle Max had killed himself, actually.
 
2013-11-01 12:19:54 PM

FirstNationalBastard: ManateeGag: Nana's Vibrator: So either he's in denial or he's a terrible driver.

he could just be a shiatty driver.  he's from new york after all and the people in this area (Northern NJ/NYC) and even eastern PA are a bunch of farking retards on the road.

You may be right. He may be crazy.


+1
 
2013-11-01 01:56:49 PM
A bottle of red,
Ooh, a bottle of white:
You better take his keys from Joel tonight.
Or I'll be you anything you want
He runs over some Italian's aunt.
 
2013-11-01 04:32:59 PM

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Hi kids! I'm Billy Joel. You might remember me for such songs as "Piano Man" and "Allentown," and such car accidents as Long Island Tree and A House. Those were pretty good times, but I'll tell you what isn't good times: Signaling when driving drunk. Remember never to signal any lane changes. It shows other drivers you are weak and under no circumstances should you obey stop signs, they take away your power.

 
2013-11-01 10:40:25 PM

Nana's Vibrator: ManateeGag: just take his car keys and we'll be ok.

I read an interview with Joel in the New York Times and, well, consider the source, but in it he says his accidents were not related to drunk driving.  So either he's in denial or he's a terrible driver.

I saw Joel once in Boston.  Between songs he just started shouting into the microphone a bunch of unrelated words for 30 seconds straight.  It's hazy and maybe it made sense to someone else, but it felt like he was shouting:
cheese whiz, show pony, door bell, car wash!  Deaf girl, light tower, monkey, Paris!!!!  Tree climber, karate fight, Jeff Daniels, coffee cup!

Then he went on to the next song as if nothing had happened.  Silly drunk.


We Didn't Start the Fire, a-cappella?
 
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