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(Guardian)   When you're 80 years old, you're supposed to run away from bears, except in Russia, where you kick and headbutt them   (theguardian.com) divider line 25
    More: Spiffy, Russia, Subdivisions of Russia, food sources, bear attacks, natural foods  
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2013-11-01 06:45:07 AM
In Putin's Russia bear gets farked up by you!
 
2013-11-01 06:48:36 AM
Yeah, I'm going to have to disagree with your premise there.
 
2013-11-01 06:57:43 AM
or in Canada where we bite and stab them.
 
2013-11-01 07:01:37 AM
Not a grizzly ending, unbearable pain...

/lets get the puns out of the way
 
2013-11-01 07:04:35 AM
Does anyone in Russia have *any* farks to give/
 
2013-11-01 07:15:22 AM
i870.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-01 07:24:20 AM
Putin's son. Yeah, he has his own time machine

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-11-01 07:24:54 AM

Anastacya: Not a grizzly ending, unbearable pain...

/lets get the puns out of the way


But we've bearly gotten started.
 
2013-11-01 07:26:13 AM
bestofmeanwhilein.com
 
2013-11-01 07:29:46 AM
In www.comedycouch.com

America, you hunt bears. In Russia, bears hunt YOU! Ain't that just wacky?!?
Come on, you already saw this one coming.
 
2013-11-01 08:06:10 AM
"Authorities believe the bear was only playing with him and do not plan on tracking him down"

Something about that line cracks me up
 
2013-11-01 08:10:38 AM
"In the most recent case, locals believed the bear was probably only playing with Alchagirov, Russian media said, and thus were not planning to track down the animal."

THIS. THIS is Russia.
 
2013-11-01 08:14:59 AM
As an aside, never run from a bear at any age, he did what you should once you have physical contact.


http://www.pc.gc.ca/eng/docs/v-g/oursnoir-blackbear/page4.aspx
http://www.pc.gc.ca/eng/docs/v-g/oursnoir-blackbear/page3.aspx
 
2013-11-01 08:31:39 AM
"Yusuf Alchagirov was sitting upright in bed this week and happily munching on the three traditional pies his family had baked in celebration at his survival."

If Russia has traditional "congratulations on surviving your bear attack" pies, I'm thinking this kind of thing happens pretty frequently.
 
2013-11-01 08:35:58 AM
TRADITION?

/ they need to keep their balance; like a fiddler on the roof
 
2013-11-01 08:36:40 AM
www.lionsdenu.com

Fedor unimpressed
 
2013-11-01 08:45:41 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-01 08:58:52 AM
Bad translation.  The man fought with many beers, but eventually got drunk and fell down.
 
2013-11-01 09:03:08 AM
Meanwhile in Russia: They are trying to replicate the Flying Anglia from Harry Potter

newsasylum.com
 
2013-11-01 09:09:25 AM

Lady Indica:


This is perfect. I keep saying Putin is a big gay Russian bear. Now here's the t-shirt image.

/isn't copyrighted, is it?
//fark it, this is America: once I make my millions I'll buy a team of lawyers to squash ya
 
2013-11-01 09:11:15 AM

Anastacya: Not a grizzly ending, unbearable pain...

/lets get the puns out of the way


Hey, that's cute. For that matter, so are you... what's ur-sine?

/all week, waitresses, pork chops
 
2013-11-01 09:43:52 AM
i.imgur.com

The guy was the bouncer at the local bar.
 
2013-11-01 09:58:15 AM

brimed03: Anastacya: Not a grizzly ending, unbearable pain...

/lets get the puns out of the way

Hey, that's cute. For that matter, so are you... what's ur-sine?

/all week, waitresses, pork chops


Pork chops? Oh you speak the language of love...

/rowr
//Leo
///ROWR
 
2013-11-02 02:19:21 AM
Came for the Zangief, left disappointed.
 
2013-11-02 04:01:32 AM
What, no Russian circus  and bicycle and fez references?
 
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