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2013-11-01 05:24:34 AM
9 votes:
"That poutine was delicious," said the Mountie. "My Kraft Dinner was lovely too," replied the beaver. They saw that they still had some time to spend before the hockey game, so they pulled on their denim jackets and went into the Mountie's car to go to Tim Horton's for a maple doughnut and some coffee. While the Mountie was distracted putting in an Anne Murray CD, a moose stepped out in front of the car. "Be careful of the moose!" said the beaver. "Thank you very much," replied the Mountie, cautiously manoeuvering the car out of the way.

"That reminds me somehow," said the beaver. "I need to buy a new opener for my milk bags but I'm a bit short. Can I borrow a Loonie?" "I'm not sure if I have it," the Mountie replied, adjusting his toque. "But I do have some Canadian Tire money, will that do?"

"C'est poutine était délicieux", a déclaré le gendarme. "Mon Dîner Kraft était belle aussi," répondit le castor. Ils ont vu qu'ils avaient encore un peu de temps à passer avant le match de hockey, alors ils tiré sur leurs vestes en denim et entra dans la voiture de la police montée pour aller au Tim Horton pour un beignet d'érable et un café. Alors que le gendarme a été distrait mettre dans un CD Anne Murray, un orignal est sorti en avant de la voiture. "Soyez prudent de l'orignal!" dit le castor. "Merci beaucoup," répondit le gendarme, manoeuvrer prudemment la voiture de la route.

"Cela me rappelle un peu", a déclaré le castor. «J'ai besoin d'acheter une nouvelle révélation pour mes sacs de lait, mais je suis un peu court. Puis-je emprunter un <<loonie>>?" "Je ne sais pas si je l'ai,» répondit le gendarme, en ajustant sa toque. "Mais j'ai un peu d'argent <<Canadian Tire>>, qui seront le faire?"
2013-11-01 05:10:19 AM
7 votes:
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2013-11-01 09:57:37 AM
2 votes:
scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net

/oblig
2013-11-01 05:48:20 AM
2 votes:
$20 bills? In my Regina?

It's more likely than you think.
2013-11-01 03:58:12 AM
2 votes:
Needs more maple syrup being poured on Shania Twain, but otherwise, yeah, that's pretty Canadian, eh...
2013-11-01 10:26:13 AM
1 votes:
I called my friend, Michael J. Fox, and showed him the article. And he said it was NOT the most Canadian Article, because it didn't mention getting drunk, hockey, Moose, or Tim Hortons. So I sat down and wrote another Canadian article, and it goes something like this....
2013-11-01 09:42:26 AM
1 votes:

aerojockey: It was Canadian money, so, while nice, it's not like he was very much.


WGJ: If Canadians are so nice why do they keep sending assholes to the US?


We don't send them.  Once they leave their winter chrysalis and have transformed into fully mature assholes, they instinctively head home to their native breeding grounds.
2013-11-01 08:51:00 AM
1 votes:

grokca: Regina, the city that rhymes with fun.


.....Mulva ....?
2013-11-01 08:37:34 AM
1 votes:

WGJ: If Canadians are so nice why do they keep sending assholes to the US?


We're nice, not stupid.
2013-11-01 08:18:41 AM
1 votes:
Regina, the city that rhymes with fun.
2013-11-01 04:25:19 AM
1 votes:
No Timmie's, Loonies, curling, or bag milk.

/Minnesotan
//next time leave all your money at the mall
2013-11-01 04:21:00 AM
1 votes:

illannoyin: No mention of maple syrup, moose, poutine, beaver, milk in a bag, or French.

/Fail


Also required - mention of at least one of the following bands.

Rush, Tragically Hip, Barenaked Ladies, Our Lady Peace
2013-11-01 04:00:28 AM
1 votes:
No mention of maple syrup, moose, poutine, beaver, milk in a bag, or French.

/Fail
2013-11-01 03:56:25 AM
1 votes:
So, in other words, someone made it rain and there was a happy ending.
2013-11-01 03:41:38 AM
1 votes:
"Twenties from heaven for you... and.,. me!"
2013-11-01 03:40:25 AM
1 votes:
It was Canadian money, so, while nice, it's not like he was very much.
 
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