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(Deadspin)   High school teacher accused of passing out in class after shooting up heroin issues statement to press: "Roll Tide"   (deadspin.com) divider line 36
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2013-11-01 12:17:49 AM
Wow roll tide did you get a look at his last name roll tide? I mean roll tide his name is Chiappetta roll tide.
 
2013-11-01 12:46:41 AM
I can't stand teachers who can't handle their heroin.
 
2013-11-01 01:20:34 AM
Wow. I am shocked. SHOCKED... that this isn't in Baltimore.

/ thatguysonheroin.com
 
2013-11-01 01:21:26 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-01 01:22:29 AM
fark bama.  that is all.
 
2013-11-01 01:24:04 AM
This reminds me, has anyone seen the Obama Chiapet? I'm trying to get Christmas ideas.
 
2013-11-01 01:32:17 AM
The teacher in question

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2013-11-01 01:33:14 AM
Oh, he's an art teacher! Of course!

I sold percocets to my art teacher. He disappeared two weeks before the end of the semester to live in a commune in Copenhagen. Of course this was college, not high school. His TA was a flamboyant queer with a penchant for bears. I know this because of the posters of nude, hairy, large men that were hung around the studio. Pfft... Yale.
 
2013-11-01 01:33:40 AM
GO BAMA!

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-01 01:39:39 AM
Before you cast the first stone, consider having to put up with other peoples kids these days.
 
2013-11-01 01:44:12 AM
How common is that name Chiapetti. I've got a buddy with that name, went to high school together then worked in the same restaurant in our 20s.I'm gonna send him this.
 
2013-11-01 01:45:10 AM
Oh yeah, we always made the Chia Pet joke. ALWAYS.
 
2013-11-01 01:51:21 AM

zzrhardy: Before you cast the first stone, consider having to put up with other peoples kids these days.


There are days I need three Vicodin and three Scotches just to get through the farking mall.

Goddamned emos, jocks, cheerleaders--and that's just the high school kids. I couldn't stand dealing with all kids, all day long.
 
2013-11-01 01:59:34 AM

zzrhardy: Before you cast the first stone, consider having to put up with other peoples kids these days.


Then thank God that I'm as good as dead
Then thank your God that I'm not aware
And thank God that I just don't care
And I guess I just don't know
And I guess I just don't know.
 
2013-11-01 06:18:18 AM

A Fark Handle: fark bama.  that is all.


i232.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-01 06:43:32 AM
Surprised he wasn't a Gators fan.
 
2013-11-01 07:06:30 AM

brimed03: Wow. I am shocked. SHOCKED... that this isn't in Baltimore.

/ thatguysonheroin.com


I'm shocked that someone who pulls a "Roll Tide" when being interviewed for shooting heroin on the job could afford heroin in the first place? Isn't that why meth was created? Strung out teachers in Alabama?
 
2013-11-01 07:17:51 AM

jayhawk88: brimed03: Wow. I am shocked. SHOCKED... that this isn't in Baltimore.

/ thatguysonheroin.com

I'm shocked that someone who pulls a "Roll Tide" when being interviewed for shooting heroin on the job could afford heroin in the first place? Isn't that why meth was created? Strung out teachers in Alabama?


If what you crave is the heroin experience, meth reeeeeeally isn't too likely to do it for you.
Just saying, is all.
 
2013-11-01 07:20:50 AM
War eagle motherfarkers!
 
2013-11-01 07:25:33 AM
You all don't even know he was a virgin until 28?  And now- roll tide!
 
2013-11-01 07:29:23 AM

Lou Brown: You all don't even know he was a virgin until 28?  And now- roll tide!


I'm glad someone else thought of that commercial.
 
2013-11-01 07:35:28 AM
lh3.ggpht.com
 
2013-11-01 07:43:24 AM

veedeevadeevoodee:


Fat-roll ride
 
2013-11-01 07:51:58 AM
I'd need heroin too if I was going to deal with a bunch of rifle wielding children who don't yet have a fully developed brain or control of their emotions.

/If we could just go back to smacking their knuckles with the flat side of a wooden ruler...
 
2013-11-01 08:22:09 AM
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Chiapetti in college

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His momma.
 
2013-11-01 08:22:36 AM

jayhawk88: brimed03: Wow. I am shocked. SHOCKED... that this isn't in Baltimore.

/ thatguysonheroin.com

I'm shocked that someone who pulls a "Roll Tide" when being interviewed for shooting heroin on the job could afford heroin in the first place? Isn't that why meth was created? Strung out teachers in Alabama?



Or Pennsylvania
 
2013-11-01 08:50:51 AM
Who among us Has'nt passed out at work while on heroin?   Yesterday at work was heroin Thursdays.
 
2013-11-01 09:31:29 AM
veedeevadeevoodee - I thought the protective order stated you need to stay 250 away from me and my family. Keep this in mind next time you want to take pictures of my family reunion, cameraboy.
 
2013-11-01 09:44:44 AM
Well, in his defense, it is what you say when there is nothing else to say.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvyknw4VClE

You already know the commercial.
 
2013-11-01 10:20:32 AM
Thanks, Bama....
 
2013-11-01 10:42:32 AM

Kangaroo_Ralph: Well, in his defense, it is what you say when there is nothing else to say.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvyknw4VClE

You already know the commercial.


Also, media outside AL don't know how to pick up on the tone and emotion being expressed in those two little words.  Roll tide, roll tide and roll tide are three examples of what I mean.  You can't guess, but one was for expressing excitement, one was for a greeting to meeting a UofA fan and one was 'sorry for beating your dog to death for killing my rabbit'.  Last one roll tide, meaning 'the wife is PMSing and my weekend is screwed'.
 
2013-11-01 12:23:25 PM

boyvoyeur: veedeevadeevoodee - I thought the protective order stated you need to stay 250 away from me and my family. Keep this in mind next time you want to take pictures of my family reunion, cameraboy.


Kanye ... is that you ? :-)
 
2013-11-01 12:23:50 PM
Teachers union to defend this idiot in 3...2...
 
2013-11-01 01:42:22 PM
fark 'Bama/Nick Satan!

GEAUX TIGERS!
 
2013-11-01 04:48:09 PM
Why is everybody hating on the guy?  He's just showing his school pride.
 
2013-11-01 05:52:12 PM
roll tide is the new yolo
 
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