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(SeattlePI)   Seattle police issue APB for "Cyborg Bandit," alleged to have robbed four banks pitilessly and without emotion   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 23
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2013-11-01 05:37:27 AM
What about him his 'cyborg?'
 
2013-11-01 05:46:30 AM
He's a white dude.  Send my reward check to my overseas bank account.
 
2013-11-01 06:04:26 AM
Why would a cyborg need money?
 
2013-11-01 06:06:25 AM

Deep Contact: Why would a cyborg need money?


upgrades... prolly running on Windows 8
 
2013-11-01 06:16:17 AM

diaphoresis: Deep Contact: Why would a cyborg need money?

upgrades... prolly running on Windows 8


Nah, if it was windows then he would move really slowly and just stop every now and then. If he was running Lunix he would move really fast but not be able to do anything useful. If he needs money then he`s an Apple.
 
2013-11-01 07:04:51 AM

dready zim: diaphoresis: Deep Contact: Why would a cyborg need money?

upgrades... prolly running on Windows 8

Nah, if it was windows then he would move really slowly and just stop every now and then. If he was running Lunix he would move really fast but not be able to do anything useful. If he needs money then he`s an Apple.


point made.
 
2013-11-01 07:05:50 AM
But can he be bargained with or reasoned with?
 
2013-11-01 07:10:18 AM

ciberido: But can he be bargained with or reasoned with?


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2013-11-01 07:30:04 AM
So Seattle is basically LARP'ing Kick Ass now.
 
2013-11-01 08:15:55 AM
...and he absolutely will not stop until you are overdrawn.
 
2013-11-01 08:23:34 AM
Latex gloves aren't clear
 
2013-11-01 08:45:50 AM
He'll be back.
 
2013-11-01 08:46:20 AM
He;ll be back.
 
2013-11-01 08:46:53 AM
Did he use a plasma riffle with a 40 watt range
 
2013-11-01 08:47:59 AM
If cyborgs are outlawed only outlaws will have cyborgs.
 
2013-11-01 08:59:11 AM
Looks like chainmail to me.  You sure it wasn't Sir Robbin'.
 
2013-11-01 08:59:42 AM
Wanted for questioning:

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-11-01 09:11:13 AM
Maybe they should check dermatology clinics specializing in acne. When Obamacare gets rolling, his treatments will be much more reasonable.
 
2013-11-01 10:06:27 AM
Listen, and understand. It is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
 
2013-11-01 11:23:22 AM

Invincible Sky Lizard: Listen, and understand. It is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.


But enough Citi Bank
 
2013-11-01 11:41:09 AM
Advice to police officers: don't ask him to tell you only the good things about his mother.
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2013-11-01 12:12:46 PM
It is going to be funny if it turns out those weren't clear gloves and this guy is really black.
 
2013-11-01 02:27:47 PM
storiesbywilliams.files.wordpress.com
or
i.telegraph.co.uk
inquirin minds want to know.
 
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