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(ESPN)   In case you've been too busy fattening the neighborhood children to notice, there's actually a football game on tonight. The Bengals visit the Dolphins in an epic struggle for the ages. It's YOUR Thursday Night NFL thread (8:25 EDT on NFL Network)   (espn.go.com) divider line 1009
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2013-10-31 07:41:48 PM  
Predicted score: 3-2
 
2013-10-31 07:42:36 PM  
It can't be as bad as the past two monday night games
 
2013-10-31 07:43:53 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: It can't be as bad as the past two monday night games


Probably not, but don't jinx it.
 
2013-10-31 07:45:08 PM  
I thought high school teams played on Friday nights?
 
2013-10-31 07:45:38 PM  

seventypercent: Probably not, but don't jinx it.


The jaguars don't get a thursday night game until december
 
2013-10-31 07:50:29 PM  
Has there been a decent weekday game this year?
Forgive me for asking. I'm drinking at work.
 
2013-10-31 07:53:44 PM  
Bungles 31, Fish 27, Football Fans 0.
 
2013-10-31 07:55:18 PM  
Sadly, neither of these teams are good enough or bad enough to be entertaining.
 
2013-10-31 07:55:52 PM  
Score:
Bungles: Clownshoes. Fish: Potatoes. Refs: 6
 
2013-10-31 07:56:31 PM  
I predict this game will be epic(ly bad).
 
2013-10-31 07:56:31 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Predicted score: 3-2


Yeah, I can't remember the last time the Bengals scored 49 points or something crazy.


I just ate chili-cheese coneys and I'm on beer #2. FARK YOU HATERS!!!!

WHO DEY!

/there will be a TNF 4th quarter 2-minute drill again this week
 
2013-10-31 07:58:16 PM  
Or you're in the eye of the storm and trick or treating is delayed until tomorrow night.

/the little kiddies would be literally blown over in this wind
 
2013-10-31 07:59:45 PM  

crotchgrabber: Has there been a decent weekday game this year?
Forgive me for asking. I'm drinking at work.


No. That's kind of the point.
This is the best TNF game yet. The Bengals are good and the Dolphins are competent for 2-3 quarters per game.

Bengals are one of 2 teams that are 3-1 versus quality opponents.
 
2013-10-31 07:59:52 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: It can't be as bad as the past two monday night games


Well, there it is.  This is going to suck sea water with the Bengals dominating from wire to wire.  I doubt the 'fins are going to be able to do much.
 
2013-10-31 08:00:12 PM  
IT'S A QUINOA
 
2013-10-31 08:00:37 PM  
Dalton and Green need to go off.

Cuz yall care about my ffb team.
 
2013-10-31 08:00:46 PM  

12349876: Or you're in the eye of the storm and trick or treating is delayed until tomorrow night.

/the little kiddies would be literally blown over in this wind


THIS
So happy they delayed candy night.
 
2013-10-31 08:01:02 PM  
Also, obligatory Tannehill wife pic:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-31 08:01:44 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Dalton and Green need to go off.

Cuz yall care about my ffb team.


Because BENGALS!
 
2013-10-31 08:02:03 PM  

crotchgrabber: Has there been a decent weekday game this year?
Forgive me for asking. I'm drinking at work.


Jets-Falcs.

But what do I know I'm a Jet fan outside of Atlanta
 
2013-10-31 08:02:17 PM  
That's not a great Bengals pumpkin there. The Dolphins one looks nice at least.
 
2013-10-31 08:02:29 PM  
Too busy with having a party.

Fins for the troll.
 
2013-10-31 08:02:55 PM  
WOW!

Florida NFL = 24 straight losses

/25
 
2013-10-31 08:03:04 PM  

harleyquinnical: Well, there it is.  This is going to suck sea water with the Bengals dominating from wire to wire.  I doubt the 'fins are going to be able to do much.


Relax.  It's a Thursday night game and relatively unimportant for both teams.  I'm sure the Bengals will be able to pull enough suck out of their hat to keep things competitive and interesting.
 
2013-10-31 08:03:22 PM  

harleyquinnical: Doktor_Zhivago: It can't be as bad as the past two monday night games

Well, there it is.  This is going to suck sea water with the Bengals dominating from wire to wire.  I doubt the 'fins are going to be able to do much.


Agreed
 
2013-10-31 08:06:01 PM  

seventypercent: Also, obligatory Tannehill wife pic:

[i.imgur.com image 500x500]


Her left eye is all.... oddly weird. Can't put my finger on it. Otherwise, lucky dude.
 
2013-10-31 08:06:35 PM  
They should dress up as other teams for Halloween. For example the Bengals could dress up as the Jets and Miami could dress up as an NFL team.
 
2013-10-31 08:06:51 PM  
This game is truly gonna be a suck feast. Bring on the beer!
 
2013-10-31 08:09:02 PM  

12349876: Or you're in the eye of the storm and trick or treating is delayed until tomorrow night.

/the little kiddies would be literally blown over in this wind


it was insanely windy in Denver today too.
 
2013-10-31 08:10:00 PM  
Hey, everyone, vote to send your favorite players to a meaningless game that resembles football even less than in previous years but will still inexplicably get ratings on par with the World Series that just wrapped up despite absolutely nobody admitting to watching the thing!
 
2013-10-31 08:11:18 PM  

Aezetyr: seventypercent: Also, obligatory Tannehill wife pic:

[i.imgur.com image 500x500]

Her left eye is all.... oddly weird. Can't put my finger on it. Otherwise, lucky dude.


Her left eye is lazy...

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-31 08:11:20 PM  

netweavr: They should dress up as other teams for Halloween. For example the Bengals could dress up as the Jets and Miami could dress up as an NFL team.


It would be more fun if they dressed up like the XFL, say they are zombies.
 
2013-10-31 08:11:37 PM  

bionicjoe: WOW!

Florida NFL = 24 straight losses

/25


Tampa plays MIami next MNF after GB/CHI, so, someone will win!
 
2013-10-31 08:12:43 PM  

harleyquinnical: netweavr: They should dress up as other teams for Halloween. For example the Bengals could dress up as the Jets and Miami could dress up as an NFL team.

It would be more fun if they dressed up like the XFL, say they are zombies.


I was thinking CFL, hence the "Jets",
 
2013-10-31 08:14:21 PM  

Linkster: This game is truly gonna be a suck feast. Bring on the beer!


For starters, I have a harvest ale from Oregon called 'Witch Hunt'. It leaves so much to be desired, like this game. Depending on how things go, I may move on to :-) Sam Adams Winter Lager.
 
2013-10-31 08:15:03 PM  

netweavr: They should dress up as other teams for Halloween. For example the Bengals could dress up as the Jets and Miami could dress up as an NFL team.


I will murder you. 

They did dress up as their backfield last weekend, and tried to wear Geno Smith's jersey.
 
2013-10-31 08:15:30 PM  

dletter: bionicjoe: WOW!

Florida NFL = 24 straight losses

/25

Tampa plays MIami next MNF after GB/CHI, so, someone will win!


What about a tie?
 
2013-10-31 08:15:42 PM  

dletter: bionicjoe: WOW!

Florida NFL = 24 straight losses

/25

Tampa plays MIami next MNF after GB/CHI, so, someone will win!


The fans won't.
 
2013-10-31 08:16:38 PM  

Gosling: Hey, everyone, vote to send your favorite players to a meaningless game that resembles football even less than in previous years but will still inexplicably get ratings on par with the World Series that just wrapped up despite absolutely nobody admitting to watching the thing!


I watch it.
 
2013-10-31 08:16:51 PM  
Frickin' LASERS!!
 
2013-10-31 08:17:55 PM  

harleyquinnical: Linkster: This game is truly gonna be a suck feast. Bring on the beer!

For starters, I have a harvest ale from Oregon called 'Witch Hunt'. It leaves so much to be desired, like this game. Depending on how things go, I may move on to :-) Sam Adams Winter Lager.


I felt like a good lager tonight so I picked up a sixer of Stella.

STELLLLLLLA
 
2013-10-31 08:18:24 PM  
Eh, I'll wait till the next intermission of the Sabres/Rangers game.
 
2013-10-31 08:19:04 PM  
img.izismile.com
 
2013-10-31 08:19:28 PM  

Linkster: Frickin' LASERS!!


Poor Tannehill's gonna get wrecked tonight as badly as if he'd been fed to ill-tempered mutated sea bass.

/the fish, not the kicker
 
2013-10-31 08:19:54 PM  

seventypercent: I felt like a good lager tonight so I picked up a sixer of Stella.


I do like a good Stella.
 
2013-10-31 08:20:02 PM  

seventypercent: harleyquinnical: Linkster: This game is truly gonna be a suck feast. Bring on the beer!

For starters, I have a harvest ale from Oregon called 'Witch Hunt'. It leaves so much to be desired, like this game. Depending on how things go, I may move on to :-) Sam Adams Winter Lager.

I felt like a good lager tonight so I picked up a sixer of Stella.

STELLLLLLLA


I did some Stella the other day, still good lager.
 
2013-10-31 08:20:21 PM  
Over/under on Halloween costumes shown after kickoff? Setting it at 25
 
2013-10-31 08:21:00 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Over/under on Halloween costumes shown after kickoff? Setting it at 25


Cheerleaders don't count
 
2013-10-31 08:21:13 PM  

Linkster: Frickin' LASERS!!


I am nowhere near drunk, let alone drunk enough to put up with that crap from the pregame group.
 
2013-10-31 08:21:31 PM  
Recipe for a Dolphin victory?

Lot s of Bengal injuries.
 
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